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Occupation :: Evil Doctor
Hobbies :: Hijacking nuclear wareheads and holding the world ransom for 1 million dollars!
Personal Bio :: The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving belangerie owner from Belgian with low-grade narcolepsy and a pentaint for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute with webbed feet. My father would womanize. He would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general Malays that only the geniuses possess, and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon. Loosche lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a rostrient named Villman riteristicly shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathe taking, I suggest you try it.
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