oo0o0 u know you listen to O nA too much when:

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oo0o0 u know you listen to O nA too much when:

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-You have more O&A material on your iPod than music
Y-ou tell your mother you can't come for dinner on Sunday night, because you missed the previous Thursday's show and it's your last chance to catch the replay
-You've ever been caught humming a Stephen Lynch song at work
-You use words like "ecch," "awful," and "stink" to describe your clients
-You curse in first initials only; Holy-S!
-Your list of insults consists of nothing but words you've heard during Ant's rants-
You picture what women on the street would look like if they were WOW'ing you
-You describe your dates as "goers
-You automatically laugh at other people's grammatical mistakes.
-You see a little-person on the street and the "Ozone Midget Sighting" sweeper fires off in the little cart machine in your mind.
-When people make mistakes you graciously tell them to "walk it off, deeck."
-You speak in Instant Replay sound effects.
-You make more than three Andrea Yates references per day.
-You are the only one that gets the Andrea Yates references.
-You call stupid people "trainables."
-Any time you say something stupid, you follow it up with eh..mph...um...live and learn
-Anytime you hear something funny you think either "How can I Photoshop this" or I can't wait to see the Photoshop’s on this"
-You had no idea XM had any other channels
-Whenever you see a dog, you wonder how his liver is doing
-The Hawk is no longer a bird first in your mind
-All of a sudden, you can't live without your coffee, potatoes, or milk
-You home page is wackbag,com
-You drive around the block 80 times and are late for work because you cant turn off the show
-You wake up at 6 am to read the NY Post and fark.com to prepare for the show
-You know you listen to too much O&A when:
-You drive your co-workers crazy by constantly singing "Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Banana Phone" and actually find a flash animation of it and send it to their emails.
-When having a disagreement with somebody, you actually think to yourself "What would Jim Norton do?"
-You actually know the meaning of the word "Twato".
-You know that a whiffle ball bat can be used for something else besides a baseball game...
-You actually think twice when you hear somebody say "Chew down the price"
-Every time you make an inappropriate comment, you look around for a bell to ring.
-You call up the phone number of some poor sap who had his number given out over the air to say "Butt plug" over and over again, or call him a tool. (C'mon you know who you are!)
-You hear the word “Yellow”, you automatically think “discipline”.
-You hear the word “Psycho” you automatically think “Mark”.
-Your favorite pastime is arguing with Stern fans and trying to convert them
-You drive around the mall parking lot looking for WOW stickers and people that have XM antennas
-You have a hard drive on you machine that is specifically for graphics, sound clips, and other media related to the show.
-You spend more time at work reading and posting on Wackbag than you do of actual work.
-The radio is off, you're out in the street, yet strangely enough, homosexuals are still "shitdicks" and blacks are still "golfers" when they piss you off.
-Whenever you hear some good news, you reply with "oooooooohhhhh."
-During your yearly employment review, you tell your supervisor that you are "essential to the war effort."
-You see or hear the word "porch' you think of monster rain
-You look at your XM it says Opie and Anthony XM202
-You spend $350 on a myfi just to record shows
-You call everyone you know a "tool" or tell them to "shut up stupid"
-You find yourself going on a rant you tell someone that you hope they die in a bucket full of aids or that you hope that they drunk drive into a school yard
-When something happens you say "Dude that was crazy. It's Insane! It's nut. dude, dude!
-You take the time to teach your 2 and 3 year olds how to sing "Banana Phone" just so they can sing it for their aunt (who's also a fan).
-When you go on business trips, you insist on a car with XM
-You take your lunch break at the exact time the replay coincides with when you got out of your car in the morning.
-You blow off everyone and everything at night just to hear the rest of the show you missed all day
-You respond to all dumb jokes at work with a "Ah hahaha! That's terrific!"
-Someone in a wheelchair tells you they're going to the store and you tell them "well, the guys at the deli will be happy to see you."
-Your side of a boring conversation consists entirely of movie quotes.
-Your cell phones are filled with nothing but O&A clips, and you reply to all comments in a conversation with your phone
-You only answer the business phone during "Breaks"
-Your remove the seek/scan/tune button from your sony head unit in both trucks and conveniently "lose the remote" of course while the XM is on 202
-You actually try to Use your remote to increase the volume and realize the battery is dead
-You buy a truck and DON'T drive it until you get the right head unit for your XM direct...this is why we have xm online and 2 other trucks with XM, including the TOW TRUCK!!!!
-You find yourself laughing whenever a black person says "golfer"
-You will only buy a new vehicle from a dealer that has XM factory installed
-You use Norton lines as comebacks when someone tools on you
-You find yourself calling people tools and douche bags when they piss u off
X-The only 3 pages websites in your history are opieandanthony.com, foundrymusic.com and wackbag.com
-You hear streetfightin man and get disappointed when its the actual song.
-You hear carlins "7 words" and get upset when there is no intro music following
-You laugh when you hear that dumb Vos ring tone.
-You make Pat from Moonachie sound effects when you tell a stupid joke.
-You make Connor Peterson jokes and your friends and family are confused and horrified at you.
-You do the midget "Ooooooooooo" all the time and now your friends do to.
-You say "torteelya" "kaysadilla" and "lean cazeen"
-You use old-timey sayings like "Oh YOU" "Good gravy" "You're the living end" "Oh my stars"
-When you plan your day/night around the hours you missed
-When you use "I hate this place...etc" during a bad day/time at home and your son burst out laughing, which makes you laugh, which pisses your husband off.
-When you take a day off from work for an "appointment" so you can go see O A live at the Paradise
-When you hear something on the news, you wonder "what O & A are gonna say about that..."
-This is the only website you waste all your time on anymore
-Whenever someone is talking about the sun, you can't help but say 'The big yellow one's the sun' in your best Regan impression.
-When you can't watch 'The Brady Bunch' or 'Lost in Space' without hearing Ant's impressions in your head and cracking up.
-When you get strange looks while talking to someone and have to think back and realize you quoted some offensive thing from the show without realizing it.
-When you get into an argument with your older brother every God-damn time you hang out over O&A and Stern.
-When you are driving in your car and see a button on your radio that says "FM" and you wonder "when was the last time I used that?"
-When your jokes bomb at the office and you respond by saying either "what nothing?" or in your best pat voice "Humph Humph"
-When you have a gig of O&A material on your comp
-When you keep saying bootiful girlz, kit Kat club, & smoke sum grass
-You normally reply with OK Terrific
-You have ever fucked up a friends wedding photos (one with the group of bridesmaids and guys and shit) by saying at the last minute "crinkle crinkle"
-You are forced to listen to morning zoo shows because you are not allowed to listen to o&a at work, and you find yourself wishing you had Anthony's wacky horn
-You have a few black friends who all know the true meaning of golfer and find it just as funny as you
-You changed your nightly pot smoking sessions to be timed perfectly with the 7:00 replay of the show
-You have ever lost an insult fight and used the words "I got nothing"
-Annoy my friends with what happened on the show today. "Dude, you should’ a heard it. You need XM"
-Get all my news from show.
-You get strange urges for buttered popcorn.
-You don’t notice you just sang "forget me not, you sightless twat" on a crowded elevator.
-You then sing "Your dog just shit on my rug" anyway.
-Whenever you hear a Janis Joplin song you say "Not on your gawddam radio!!"
-You say butte instead of put.
-You curse and blame your bird pussy lips whenever you fuck up a joke.
-You pick up the new york post and can tell when they are gonna mention the cover. Midget taunting? first break. Britney pregnant? second hour.
-Whenever you get into trouble you say "None on us."

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