greetings
well hello everyone. just letting you know i'm jumping into this barrel of monkeys headfirst. (eh, who knows, we'll see how much time i spend online now! forget incoming calls! bwa ha haa!)
er, anyway. yeah. hi.
oh bother.
people are so picky! especially you randall. that accusing david-bowie-like calvin in the corner is pointing at YOU, pal!
anyway, i've exhausted my supply of vindictiveness.
as for my motives, well... i'm god, right? my job is to keep you guessing.
Capital letters are against her religion.
"Little g" is catchy and all but be wary. SOme people don't like being called "little," and if they just happen to be divine short-tempered gods, you don't wanna be messin' with them.
"There are people who long for immortality, who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon."
lazy divinity.
i'm a rather benign god... smiting will be a bi-weekly affair, approximately. no promises, here.
i don't mind being called little, though "little g" sounds excessively... "ghetto", as that stupid survey that was going around would say.
there are several reasons for the miniscule g on the front of my name.
1) i am not the christian god. i don't like him very much. actually, he's ok, it's just the worship of him is a bit.. messed up. and let's not have a holy war over this, it's just an opinion.
2) you will soon learn, i'm sure, that i almost never capitalize anything.
3) i'm not sure that my moniker, despite being a proper noun, deserves a capital letter anyway.
randall had a point... i should give you all fair warning that despite being generally a rather nice deity, i'm victim to odd swings of fancy. power does that to a person.
Wrong-O!
Sure, you might not believe in God, but you MUST believe in god, because it's that lack of capitalization that makes her real. I've spoken to god, but have no relations with God. Even character-wise, I feel I must mention that god is the complete antithesis of God.
"There are people who long for immortality, who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon."
me, me, all about me!
i'm rather flattered that you don't believe in me, actually. that's great. i'm not sure if i believe in me either. it's all pretty iffy.
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