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Bspacewiz2
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(3/3/06 2:50 pm)
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On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are We?


*In a Cheap Saturday morning style recap of the ending of the last episode....*

Deep Voiced Narrator: Previously, on OTR...

*The Speeder starts rocking back and forth shaking violently and creaking loudly*

Bspace: Oh man Boobu...I don't know what they have up their sleeves but I think they are finally getting the upper hand!!

Boobu: :eek

*Suddenly..an EARTH SHATTERING electric explosion happens as the ray beam, swirls with lightning..and then BLASTS the General Kenobi!!!!*

Bspace/Boobu: HOLY CR....

*The General Kenobi dives into a spin, and VANISHES into thin air in a big poof of smoke, leaving a pair of fire trails behind*

......

*on the Bridge of Sheriff Mary's Star Destroyer*

Emperor Monkey Lizard: ohhh AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mary: it...it is done... |I
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Bspace/Boobu: AAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!

*The General Kenobi with Bspace and Boobu inside, is now suddenly in the midst of a giant space battle over the planet Taris, tho the B boys don't recognize it yet*

Bspace: dang boobu where did that big laser beam blast us to?? we are clearly not where we should be :eek

Boobu: I haven't the foggiest idea but wait..I recognize these ships!!!! :|

Bspace: From Where?

Boobu: B LOOK OUT!!!!!!!! :eek *points to a very large ship headed straight for them*

Bspace: CRAAAP!!!!

*B takes the GK into a nosedive and is dodging laser fire from all around*

Boobu: ON THE LEFT!!!

*B swerves to the right*

Boobu: TO THE RIGHT!!!!!

*B swerves back to the left*

Boobu: DEAD AHEAD!!!!!

*B noses downward*

*Boobu glances in the mirror and sees incoming fire*

Boobu: BEHIND US!!!!!

Bspace: what? :|

*BAM!!!!!*

*suddenly an alarm in the speeder goes off and smoke is now BILLOWING out of the rear of the speeder as it heads towards the atmosphere of the planet at a very high speed*

Bspace: ah well, no use steering now...

Boobu: :eek YOU BETTER LAND THIS THING!!! AND IT BETTER NOT KILL US, BECAUSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!! >: :eek

*Cue the music from ROTS as they land the Sep. ship on Corusucant*

Bspace: OK I can do this :D

*B steers the bleeding speeder into the atmosphere...fire is everywhere*

Bspace: we are in the atmosphere!

Boobu: *seeing fire everywhere* DUH!!!!! *thwack*

Bspace: Grab that keep us level!!!! :eek

*Boobu Grabs everything he can find*

*The Rear view mirror on the drivers side breaks off and bangs on the side of the speeder and flies off into space*

Bspace: HEH! :D Not to worry, we are still flying half a speeder :lol
Boobu: Crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap :(

*The General Kenobi sails into the clouds of Taris*

Boobu: EASY B!!!!!

*B looking determined and taps on the breaks*

*The General Kenobi noses up a bit..then back down...then back up....*

Bspace: HANG ON BOOBU BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!

*The GK then slams into the ground skidding and making horrid screeching sounds as it GRIIIIINNNNNDDDSSSS to a halt*

*Camera zooms in as the speeder comes to a stop right in front of the camera showing Bspace and Boobu in the cockpit*

Bspace/Boobu: *HUGE SIGH*

Bspace: Another happy landing :D

Boobu: :x YOU CALL THAT A HAPPY LANDING?!?!?!

Bspace: We are alive aren't we? :b ...only question is...NOW where are we???

*The B boys look around at their new surroundings*

Bspace: You know...theres something familiar about this place...like I've played here before....:rolleyes

*they spot some silver clad SITH TROOPERS across the street*

Bspace: HOLY CRAP BOOBU!!!!! do you know where we are?!?!

Boobu: Yeah...

Bspace: We have somehow been teleported into another dimension by Sheriff Mary's big laser beam!!! I do believe this is Taris, those are Sith Troopers, and we are now in the Knights of the Old Republic dimension!!!!!

Boobu *like Neo*: Whoa..

Boobu: uh B..those sith troopers are headed this way..we better stash the speeder..

Bspace: yeah...we need to get some new attire AND figure out SOME way for the General Kenobi to be camouflaged...

Boobu: We will figure out out...now PUSH

Bspace: Push?

Boobu: Push The speeder :)

Bspace: Why? :x

Boobu: Well it obviously needs mechanical repair immediately...and since you landed this thing so beautifully...its your job to hide it

Bspace: >: *pushes*

Boobu: Hurry B before those Sith Troopers get you :b

Bspace: :(

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all ready for you now boobu ;)

Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
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(3/3/06 9:17 pm)
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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are


*Boobu and Bspace push the GK onto an unused landing pad. They breathe a sigh of relief but turn around and find themselves staring down the barrels of blaster rifles aimed at them by Sith Troopers*

Sith Trooper: This landing pad is for official sith business only. What are you doing here?!

Bspace: Damn it! We haven't been here for 5 minutes and already we're in trouble!

Boobu: Hold on there, buddy. I may know of a way out of this.

*Boobu strides over to the Sith Troopers. They jab the barrels of their blaster rifles into his chest*

Boobu: Wait a sec, guys! I'm a Sith too!

Sith Trooper: Oh really? Well then let's see your identification!

*Boobu waves a hand*

Boobu: You don't need to see my...

*The Sith Trooper raises the blaster to Boobu's throat*

Boobu: Aw, come on! Can't you guys take a joke? Fine, here's my ID.

*Boobu takes out an old, withered, ID card and shows it to the Sith Trooper. The picture on the card is of Boobu, but 4,000 years younger, back when Boobu was a freshed face silly sith apprentice, no more than 20 standard years old*

Sith Trooper: Ah yes, Lord Boobu, apprentice to Darth Yogi The Silly. Ahem, sorry for the mix up, sir.

Bspace: :x

Boobu: :D , not a problem, trooper. Just keep up the good work of keeping these Tarisian people in line with your martial law declared.

*the sith troopers pause*

Boobu: What?

Sith Trooper: :| Lord Boobu, we have no such orders.

Boobu: :x Oh...crap...this must be before Bastila's escape pod lands in...

Sith Trooper: Bastila? The legendary Jedi who uses Battle Meditation? She's on Taris?! :eek

Boobu: :eek Uh...well, uh...BYE!

*Boobu grabs Bspace and the two Force-Run the hell away from the landing pad*

Bspace: Smooth, Boobu. Real smooth! Next time you wanna screw up the time-line, feel free to go right ahead! >:

Boobu: Oh will you shut...

*Boobu and Bspace run headlong into a man dragging an unconscious woman into an apartment complex. They all topple over*

Man: Hey, watch it!

Bspace: Sorry, but my friend here is...

*Bspace recognizes who the man is. It's none other than...*



Bspace: CARTH ONASI! OMFG!!! :eek

Carth: :| Do I know you? Wait, nevermind, I don't have time for this!

*Carth picks up the unconscious woman again*

Bspace: Uh, you need some help? :D

Carth: NO! >: Sorry, I mean...er, I gotta go. Bye, whoever you are! :|

*Carth disappears into the apartment complex with the woman. Bspace still grins like an idiot long after they're gone*

Boobu: Sheesh, B. Did you want his autograph or something? >D

Bspace: >: HEY! IT'S NOT EVERYDAY WE GET TO MEET THE GREATEST HEROES FROM HISTORY! I BET YOU'RE DYING TO MEET UP WITH LORD MALAK!

Boobu: Shush! Shush! Shut the hell up, will ya?! :eek

Bspace: :x ...what's wrong?

Boobu: Let's just say that I'm not really popular with Malak at this point in time. In fact, you could say he's "most displeased".

*Bspace shrugs*

Bspace: Well you know more about this place than I do. Where should we go?

Boobu: Well, first, we need to make some Old Republic era credits if we're going to get the parts we need to fix the speeder.

*Bspace crosses his arms and frowns*

Bspace: >: Oh man. I bet this era of technology isnt even compatiable with the GK's specs.

Boobu: We'll worry about that later. Right now, let's just focus on making some money. Come on, I know just the place...:evil

Bspace: Uh oh...I have a bad feeling about this...:eek



You know what to do, B ;)

Edited by: Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu at: 3/3/06 9:20 pm
Bspacewiz2
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(3/7/06 12:35 pm)
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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are
Bspace: Will my speeder be okay where we stashed it? :(

Boobu: It will be fine, now move it B:p

Bspace: Where are weesa going? 8o

Boobu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHH OHH HOOO AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bspace: Boobu...you are starting to sound like Emperor Monkeylizard...:x

Boobu: :x

*The B boys make their way into town and arrive at a large elevator of sorts where a sith trooper stands guard.*

Boobu: Weesa goin underground okieday? ;)

Bspace: hmmmmm >D

Sith Trooper: No one gets into the undercity without proper authorization papers...

Bspace: :evil NOW SEE HERE TROOPER! WE HAVE BEEN TRAVELING A LONG WAY AND WE ARE SICK TO DEATH OF DEALING WITH YOU SILVER CLAD BOZOS EVERYWHREE WE TURN..NOW YOU WILL LET US DOWN HERE SO WE CAN ACCOMLISH WHAT WE NEED TO ACCOMPLISH SO WE CAN FIX OUR SPEEDER AND BE ON OUR WAY IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?? :evil :evil :evil

Sith Trooper: My mistake sir, you must be sith, please, go on in :)

Bspace: :D

Boobu: :x

*Bspace and Boobu walk into the elevator and descend to the lower city*

Boobu: B...in all my years...I have never...

Bspace: they don't call me the Jawa without fear for nothing 8)

Boobu: uh...right...:rolleyes

*The elevator reaches the bottom and the door opens...the B boys walk out with smiles*

Bspace/Boobu: eewwwww..

Bspace: this place isn't as CLEAN as the upper city..

Boobu: what did you expect, crystal palaces? >D Come on B, I know exactly where to go from here...

Bspace: You do?

Boobu: B..we've both played KOTOR countless times :p now follow me at ONCE! :D

Bspace: hmm okay...

*They make their way to a large door that says "Taris Fighting Pit"

Boobu*to B*: >D

Bspace*looking at Boobu*: :| you...you aren't planning on..

Boobu: Oh Yeah..>:

Bspace: WHY!!!

Boobu: Remember that lil JOUSTING incident against MAG?

Bspace: yeah, but don't forget I rescued you from that!!!!

Boobu: Don't worry lil buddy...I won't let em kill ya ;)

Bspace: Thanks...I think....:|

*They walk in and see many different fighters and one large Hutt at the back of the room who appears to be the center of operations...they walk to him*


Hutt: HO HO HO HO HO!! Many have come thru that door with the headstrong look you have right now stranger!!..*looks at B* You on the other hand...look worried!

Bspace: uh you see..its just..my friend here has a love for blackmail and....

Hutt: EXCELLENT!!!! You will do nicely!!

Bspace: uh..I will?

Hutt: Oh yes!!!....LOTS of money ride on newcomers...Perhaps if you place bets...YOU get a cut!!!

Boobu: Actually my sturdy friend here wishes to FIGHT in the pit! >D

Hutt: HO HO HO HO HO!!!!!!! EXCELLENT!!! More Fighters means more MONEY for me and you if you WIN...

Bspace: Um..thats why I'm here? :D

Hutt: What do we call you stranger??

Bspace: umm....the Jawa without FEAR :D

Hutt: TO THE PIT!!!!!!!!!

Bspace: I'm going to regret this :|


*A short bit later*

Announcer over loud speaker: LAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! ON BEHALF OF THE TARIS LOWER CITY FIGHTING RING, WE HAVE A GOOOOOD MATCHUP FOR YOU TONIGHT!!! WE HAVE DEADEYE DUNCAN....AND A NEWCOMER!!! THE JAWA WITHOUT FEAR!!!!

*B awaits in the pit as Boobu gets popcorn and grabs a good seat*

Boobu: oh this will be good...:evil

Bspace: Oh this will be bad...:(

*Bspace and Dead Eye Duncan enter the circle pit*

Announcer: 3...2....1...FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Fire at will Boobu :b


Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
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(3/7/06 9:59 pm)
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*Deadeye Duncan pulls out his blaster...but drops it, almost as if it was done purposefully.*

Bspace: :x , now's my chance!!!

*Bspace whips out his tater tot blasters and shoots at Duncan, John Woo style*

*Duncan passes out and hits the ground with a loud thud*

*The crowd stands up on their feet/appendages, and goes wild with cheers*

Announcer: IT'S OVER! THE FIGHT IS OVER! The Jawa Without Fear is victorious! And Deadeye Duncan is down...AGAIN! But was anyone really surprised? The Jawa Without Fear will truly have to prove himself fearless in the next battles if he hopes to impress us! Do you have what it takes to go from being a tatooine womprat and become a true champion!

Bspace: >: , HEY!



Bspace and Boobu soon found themselves standing in front of Ajuur the Hutt. It was almost like they appeared before him as if they were on a loading screen for a videogame...
Bspace: Well that was weird...

Boobu: Yeah...but hey, at least you won the duel!

Bspace: :rolleyes , yeah, whatever. Now where's my freaking money?!

Arjuur: HA HA HA, good fight, Jawa Without Fear. You keep winning, I get more money. Now here's 10 percent, as promised. You come back when you want to earn me more credits!

*Suddenly a screen opened up beside Bspace and Boobu. It was titled: ITEMS EARNED: 100 CREDITS. And just as soon as the screen appeared, it vanished. And soon, Bspace noticed his credit wallet beep. He pulled it out and saw that 100 more credits had been added to his balance*

Bspace: :D , AWESOME! Now let's go see if this will be enough to get us the parts we need for the speeder!

*Boobu nods, and he and Bspace head out into the city, towards the nearest speeder repair shop*



Bspace: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT ENOUGH?!!! >:

*Bspace and Boobu found themselves standing before a Falleen mechanic named Bubba, in a speeder repair shop somewhere in the Upper City. Bubba had a datapad of the schematics for the General Kenobi...and simply shook his head in disbelief at it*

Bubba: Look, I'm sorry, but according to these read outs, the parts for your speeder are over 4,000 years more advanced than anything I've ever seen! Not even all the credits in the universe could come up with the technology for the parts needed to fix it!

*Bspace slams his fists down on a desk*

Bspace: SO YOU MEAN WE'RE STUCK HERE?!!! :eek

Bubba: Well...maybe not. I know this guy at the Sith Base...

Boobu: Oh crap...:x

Bubba: What? You know this guy?

Boobu: *sighs* Yeah, his name's Darth Bandon. He's had dealings with extremely rare alien technologies in the past. I'm betting he has exactly what we need to fix the speeder.

Bspace: Wait a god damn minute! You mean I fought in that dueling ring for nothi...

Boobu: Jousting arena. >D

Bspace: Crap...



*And so, with a heavy heart, Boobu trudged along to the Sith Base, with a fuming Bspace in tow. When they finally arrived at the main entrance, a kindly female voice greeted them*

Female voice: What's the password?

Boobu: Uhhh...oh, no...

Bspace: Lemme guess. You forgot the password? >D

Boobu: It's been 4,000 years, damn it! And besides, it's not like this planet's gonna be around for much longe...

Bspace: BOOBU!!! :x

Boobu: Oh, right! The timeline! :D

*Bspace slapped his forehead and groaned. Boobu stood in place and thought for a moment. Then it finally hit him...It being Bspace's hand on the back of Boobu's head*

Boobu: KORRIBAN'S FECIES! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!

Female Voice: Password accepted, you may enter.

*The door to the main entrance then slid away. Bspace casually strolled in ahead of Boobu, whistling the star wars theme. Boobu growled, rubbed the back of his head, and quickly followed the jawa inside*



*As soon as they walked in, the came face to face with the hot twi'lek receptionist.*

Receptionist: How can I help you two gentlemen today?

Boobu: We're here to see Darth Bandon. Is he avaliable?

Receptionist: He's teaching a baking class right now to the soldiers. Is it urgent?

Bspace: :rollin BAKING?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Boobu: :lol , Yeah it's important. Tell him Count Boobu is here to see him.

*The receptionist nods and bends down to access her control console. Her actions reveal her ample cleavage, and Boobu and Bspace find themselves staring, and drooling, like a bunch of high school guys*

Receptionist: Lord Bandon, there's a Count Boobu here to see you.

Bandon: (over the radio) Boobu?! What the hell is he doing here? Grah, tell em I'll be right there!

*The receptionist nods and looks in the B boys' direction. They pretend to be looking around at the room when she speaks to them again*

Receptionist: Lord Bandon will see you immediately, just wait right here.

*And no sooner than those words were uttered, did Darth Bandon walk in...with his apron still on,,,*



Darth Bandon: Count Boobu! Lord Malak was most displeased when he learned you finished your training with Darth Yogi! He has promised a great reward to whoever makes fun of you!

*Bandon pulls out his lightsaber. A crimson blade extends from it's hilt*

Bspace: :x , Wow Boobu, you weren't kidding when you said you weren't popular with Malak!

*Bandon then gets a really good look at Boobu*

Darth Bandon: And why the hell do you look so old?

*Boobu shrugs*

Boobu: I dunno. Why are you so bald? :b

Darth Bandon: You're dead, you decrepit looking wannabe Sith!



TAKE IT AWAY, B! ;)

Bspacewiz2
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(3/10/06 11:58 pm)
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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are
Bspace: well...you are the one with the apron on :lol

Bandon: Shut Up you! Your next!! v:evil

Bspace: :eek *cowers Behind Boobu*

Bspace*to Boobu*: We'll tickle him together...you go in slowly on the left..

Boobu: NO I'm tickeling him NOW!!!

Bspace: NO BOOBU NO!! ah screw it...

*Boobu leaps toward Darth Bandon hurling Silly Lightning..which is deflected in Bandon's Lightsaber*

Bandon: As you see my tickle deflecting powers are far beyond yours! Now...back down!

*Bandon hurls his force lightning at boobu*

*Bspace and Boobu combine sabers and block the force lightning*

Bspace/Boobu: I don't think so...:evil

*they glare back and forth and then they start fighting*

*the 3 fight in a flurry of blazing lightsaber moves...darth bandon's apron fluttering around as he twirls and attacks the B boys*

Bspace: Hey boobu this isn't so bad!! Guess all the fights we had with Sheriff Mary have paid off!

Boobu: :lol You may be right B! Hey Bandon! is THAT all you got?? :b

*they continue fighting*

Bandon*to B*: Just who ARE you anyway??

Bspace: Uhhh....hmm you know what...you are right..this isn't my fight :D

*Bspace hilts his saber and pulls up a chair with some popcorn to watch Bandon and Boobu duke it out*

Boobu: :x

Bandon: Come on Boobu..if you are truly Darth Yogi's former pupil..surely you can do better :evil

Boobu:>:

Bspace: GIMME A B, GIMME AN O, GIMME ANOTHER O, GIMME A B, GIMME A BIG FAT U...what does that spell? BOOBU!! YAAAAAAAYY!!!!

Boobu: ohhh boy....:x

Bandon: why DID you come back anyway Boobu:evil

Boobu: well its kind of a long story

*they continue clashing*

Boobu: Basically...I need some PARTS for me and B's speeder...some..."special parts"....

*Bandon suddenly stops and deactivates saber*

Bandon: Well why didn't you say so!!! :D

*B leaps up in front of Bandon and ignites his saber and hacks a Zorro type Z in Bandon's Apron*

Bspace: HA take that Beyotch :D das PWNAGE!!!

Bandon: >: *Blasts silly lightning at B*

*B flies across room unconcious*

Bspace:.......

Boobu: :lol

*B then comes to*

Bandon:..COME...lets see what you need...0]


lead on Boobu;)

Edited by: Bspacewiz2 at: 3/11/06 12:02 am
Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
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(3/12/06 9:56 pm)
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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are
*Bandon, Boobu, and Bspace found themselves in a room in the second floor of the sith base. They found another bald sith guy doing his meditations. The sith guy was startled at their arrival.

Sith Guy: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!

Bandon: It's me, you fool!

*The Sith Guy bowed in respect to Bandon*

Sith Guy: My apologies, lord bandon! I was just having a really good meditation...

Bandon/Bspace/Boobu: :x

Sith Guy: Uhh...so what brings you here?

Bandon: Business with an old friend...

*the sith guy looks over at Bspace and Boobu, particularly, Boobu*

Sith Guy: YOU!!!! >:

Boobu: What?

Sith Guy: You've got a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled!

Bspace: What did Boobu do?

Sith Guy: He dared me to give my master a wedgie!

Boobu: Oh yeah! How'd that go? :lol

Sith Guy: It cost me my lightsaber! And the loss of playboy channel! >:

Boobu: Oh...uhh...

Bandon: Well, if Boobu here makes you so mad, why not kill him? :evil

Sith Guy: Great idea! This meeting was a stroke of luck for me! My master will reward me with my lightsaber after I've delivered your corpse to him!

*The Sith Guy brandishes a dual bladed krath sword*

Boobu: Oh crap...

*And the battle gets underway, with many a cursing and a slashings ensuing*

Bandon: While they're duking it out, lemme show you what I have.

*Bandon opens up a footlocker, that contains all sorts of alien fetish items*

Bspace: :x WTF man?!

Bandon: Well when you told me of your predicament, I figured this...would help your cause greatly.

*Bandon pulls out a green crystal ball and hands it to Bspace*

Bspace: And what the hell is this?

Bandon: It's a teleporter ball! And it comes with this nifty, mini control console*

*Bandon hands Bspace a laptop sized control console for the teleporter ball*

Bandon: Just input the coordinates of wherever you want to go and it'll take you there.

Bspace: Wait a sec...a teleporter ball? There arent any teleporters in the star wars galaxy! That's from STAR TREK!

Bandon: Uhhh... >D

Bspace: Is there something you want to tell me?

Bandon: I don't have to tell you anything, JAWA! You wanted my help, you got it. Now get the hell out of my sight!

Bspace: Peh, I see it's your time of the month, so yeah I'll just be going now :lol

Bandon: >:

*Bandon ignites his saber and dashes at Bspace.*

*Bspace, with a flick of the wrist, uses the silly force to pelt Bandon with his alien fetish items. One particular item, a long protruding pole with spikes coming out of it, hits Bandon over the back of his bald head.*

*However, it's the non sharp side, so Bandon just gets knocked out cold*

Bspace: Serves ya right, baldy! Hey Boobu, finish up and let's go!

*Boobu and the sith guy have their swords locked, each trying to over power the other*

Boobu: Hey, look over there, it's a republic soldier, a force adept, and a hot jedi padawan who can use battle meditation!

Sith Guy: WHERE?! >:

*The Sith Guy, looks where Boobu is pointing. Boobu takes advantage of the situation by sending some silly lighting at the sith guy.*

*The sith guy slams into a wall and falls unconcious, but snickering*

*Bspace and Boobu hi 5 each other*

Bspace: Nice! Couldn't have done it better myself! :D

Boobu: Hehehe. Come on, let's get out of here!

*Boobu and Bspace run the hell out of the base. They get back to the first floor and find the receptionist waiting in her usual space*

Receptionist: Oh, back already? How did things go with Lord Bandon?

Bspace: Oh, we got what we needed.

*Boobu force runs over to the receptionist, plants a big fat kiss on her, then runs back*

Boobu: And I got what I needed! So we'll be on our way! >D

Receptionist! :o

*Boobu and Bspace force run out of the base and back to the speeder, leaving behind a very flabberghasted twi lek receptionist*

Receptionist: :D



*tags in B, wrestling style* :lol

Bspacewiz2
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(3/14/06 5:39 pm)
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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are
*The B boys make their way out of the Sith Base and work across the city to where they hid their speeder*

Bspace: Well this isn't so bad, we can install this green teleporter ball on the GK and we can get back home :D

Boobu: HOME?? What about Sheriff Mary and TK-1771?

Bspace: Oh...yeah...crap :(

Boobu: My silly friend, I feel our adventures are JUST beginning! ;)

Bspace: *uneasy laughter*

*They reach their speeder, cleverly hidden behind a billboard*

Bspace: alright boobu lets get these parts on, we'll have to install the green orb last

Boobu: Hand me a wrench >D

*Bspace does so*

*an hour goes by*

Boobu: whew, all done :D ...hey..why did I do all the repairs?

Bspace: I don't know, ask the writers :b

Boobu: hmmm :x ..anyway, all ready to install that Teleporter ball!

*THEN...they spot two MOST recognizable figures*

Bspace/Boobu: :eek !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*It is SHERIFF MARY AND TK-1771!

Boobu: Well speak of the devil... :evil

Bspace: HOW did you...:eek

Mary: There is nowhere you can run, there is nowhere we can't find you :evil

Boobu: Oh not tonight :evil

Mary: TK! Fetch Sith Trooper reinforcements!

TK-1771: YES SIR..uhh Ma'am...

Mary: GO :evil

*Boobu spots TK jet off with his new jet pack, boobu leaps and grabs hold of TK's ankles as he flies off*

Bspace: Oh bubba...here we go :eek

Bspace: You may have found us Sheriff, but can you catch us?

*B then hoodslides across the GK and tosses the Green Teleporter Ball and control kit in the passenger seat, and B hops in the driver seat*

Bspace: come on baby start!!!

*The GK ROARS to life!*

Bspace: WOOT! :D

*Bspace GUNS it and burns rubber and drives down the street finding a jump to go after boobu*

Bspace: Hmm, better put the top up, don't want the orb to fal out :D ...ah theres one :D

*Bspace hangs a 90 degree turn and punches off a jump*

Bspace: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

*the GK SAILS off the jump and starts plummeting almost straight down since they are no longer on the upper city platforms*

Bspace: OH right the hover conversion

*pushes a button and the speeder is finally acting like a speeder and starts sailing thru the mid air city traffic*

Bspace: If I were a Boobu where would I be? >D

*back with Boobu*

TK: Let go of mesa!!!!!!

Boobu: Not on your life CLONE >:

*Boobu's grip slips*

Boobu: Damnit Bspace where are you >:


*back with Bspace and the General Kenobi...they are stuck in traffic*

Bspace: :x oh come ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bspace: Screw This :b

*Bspace dips low and zooms off still trying to find boobu*

*Back with Sheriff Mary*
Mary: :evil

*Back with Boobu!*

Boobu: aw crap..:(
*It was then he noticed he lost his grip and TK was escaping*

Boobu*now in freefall*: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!

Bspace: THERE he is!!!!

*Bspace guns the General Kenobi racing downward after Boobu and trying to get under him which he does*

*Instead of landing in the passenger seat, Boobu collapses on the roof that B had put up to protect the transporter ball

Boobu: OOF :x

*he then proceeds to slide backwards off the back end of the General Kenobi*

*Boobu grabs hold of the Tail Pipe and climbs his way forward and thru the passenger window and holds onto the Transporter Ball*

Bspace: there you are :D

Boobu: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?! AND WHY THE HELL DID YOU LEAVE THE TOP UP?!

Bspace: why to protect the ball silly :b

Boobu: if you practiced your saber techniques as you do your silliness you would rival the Sherrif Mary as a swordsman!

Bspace: I thought I already did!

Boobu: Only in your crazy, tater tot obsessed, mind my very young apprentice!

*Bspace grimaces and keeps driving suddenly flying straight down*

Boobu: Pull up B...pull UP!!!

Bspace: muahahahahahahaha :D WHOA! *Thud! the GK hit another ship but keeps flying straight now*

Boobu: You know I don't like it when you do that >:

Bspace: Sorry Boobu buddy, I forgot you don't like flying cars :b

Boobu: YOU'RE RIGHT! AND DRIVING WITH YOU IS SUICIDE!

Bspace: :rolleyes

Bspace: Anyway, we gotta fix this green teleporter ball on the hood of the GK....NOT to mention how the HECK did Sheriff Mary and TK get here?!?!?!?!

Boobu: I don't know B...but I feel we have not seen the last of those 2 :eek

Boobu: Now...climb out onto the hood and hook up the ball while I drive...:D

Bspace: :x


Tag, your it Boobu ;)

Edited by: Bspacewiz2 at: 3/14/06 5:40 pm
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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are
(Warning, this is an image heavy post. So if you have a slow connection...you're screwed I'm afraid...:b )



*The next few minutes sucked for Bspace. Every time he tried to hook up the teleporter ball on the hood of the speeder, Boobu would either speed up or slow down really quickly. Needless to say, B flew all over the hood*

Bspace: >: DAMN IT, BOOBU!

Boobu: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Bspace: Cut it out already!

Boobu: If you say so!

*Boobu turns off the speeder, causing it to plummet in amongst the air traffic*

Bspace: BOOBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! :eek

*Unbeknownst to B, as they plummet, B actually hooks up the teleporter ball to the hood of the speeder. Boobu sees that it's in place, and powers up the speeder. But not in enough time to avoid crashing into the...



Undercity!*

*Bspace rolls off of the hood of the GK and lands at the feet of a bent over old man...*



Old Guy: Are you the herald of prophecy?! Or just another false promise to crush our dreams?

Bspace: :x Huh?

Old Guy: You are confused! Bewieldered! Perplexed!

Bspace: Story of my life, pops! :lol

Old Guy: I am Rukil. The children around here call me Rukil Wrinkle Skin. I'm over 100 years old!

Bspace: Yeah? I know this guy who's 4,000.

Old Guy: Does he know my apprentice, Mayla?

*Boobu shows up right at that moment*

Boobu: Mayla? Yeah, I know her. For an Undercity girl she was pretty hot.

Bspace: Oh really? *strokes chin*

Boobu: Oh yeah! Here's her pic!



Rukil/Bspace: :eek

Bspace: Boobu, how do you get these kinds of pictures?

Boobu: Probe droids. >D Not to mention that I'm an excellent photographer, hehehee.

Rukil: You seem to know my apprentice. My apprentice is lost...

Boobu: Can it, buddy! The last time I fell for that "my apprentice is lost" bizz, I found myself going on some kind of epic quest!

Bspace: But Boobu, we're already on an epic quest! Surely we can spare a few moments of our time to...

Rukil: The last time I saw her, she was going out on a date with that creepy guy, Igear!

Bspace: ...Screw this, let's get out of here, buddy!

*Boobu and Bspace make their way back to the GK...only to find Igear suspiciously staring at the GK. Igear notices the B-boys glaring at him, so he puts on his best business-man face*



Igear: Hey, you're from the Upworld arent ya?

*Boobu ignites his saber and gets ready to kick some serious ass. But Bspace holds up a hand*

Bspace: Back away! I will deal with this undercity slime myself! >:

*Igear brandishes a plasma torch*

Igear: Your move!

Bspace: You fool! I have been trained in the Silly Arts by Count Boobu!

Boobu: :rolleyes Wait a sec. No you havent!

Bspace: I know! It just sounded cool. :lol

*Bspace tosses Igear aside with a force push. The B-boys then get back into the GK Dukes of Hazzard style and they take off through the hole that they made in the ceiling of the undercity*

*Mayla then walks by Igear's prone body.*

Mayla: Wimp!

*She kicks Igear in the ribs and goes about her way*



*Back in the GK, Boobu is driving and B is figuirng out how to use the control console for the teleporter ball*

Boobu: We'll be out of the atmosphere soon. Have you figured it out yet?

Bspace: Well it kind of resembles the controls for the flux capacator back in the ole Delorean.

Boobu: Does it work the same way? Can we go forward in time?

Bspace: Well it seems that way, but I'm not sure...

*BOOM*

Bspace: OH MY GOD, NOW WHAT?!!! >:



*Boobu looks in one of the rear view mirrors and sees a crapload of sith fighters pursuing them*

Boobu: Well if I had to offer a guess...

Bspace: Yeah?

Boobu: I'd say this was Bandon's doing.

Bspace: What a sore loser! :p

*BOOM BOOM*

Boobu: Come on, B! Input some coordinates so we can get the hell out of here!

*Bspace nods, and his fingers fly across the control console's buttons. Meanwhile, Boobu activates the auto targeting lasers on the GK's port side. The automated targeting system manages to take out quite a few of the sith fighters*

Bspace: Done! Now all we have to do is get up to 80,000 MPH and we'll be on our way!

Boobu: Why 80,000?

Bspace: Because 80 MPH is too slow in an epic space chase! ;)

Boobu: :rolleyes . Get ready, B! We're about to make space tracks!

*Boobu pulls the GK into a hard 180. The ion emissions from the GK's repulsorlifts actually make bright energy skid marks that are visible to everyone in the immediate area*

Bspace: SWEET CHICKENS!!! :D

*They head back the way they came, taking out sith fighters in the progress. As the GK reaches 80,000 MPH, flashes of electricity surround it. Finally, they disappear in a bright flash of light*



*The GK reappears in orbit above...*



Boobu: OH COME ON!!!

Bspace: Uh, ooops...

Boobu: B, why the hell did you send us to Korriban?!

Bspace: My finger must have slipped! I was trying to send us to Kashyyyk!

*Boobu slaps his forehead*

Boobu: Can it get any worse?

*An alarm sounds at that moment, indicating that the GK is out of fuel*

Boobu: I just had to ask...





*Minutes later, the GK lands at Dreshade, the only colony on Korriban*

Boobu: I guess we're still in the Old Republic era then.

Bspace: Yeah. So now what?

Boobu: Duh! *Boobu knocks on Bspace's head* We get some fuel! But...

Bspace: "But"? I don't like where this is going already!

Boobu: If my memory serves me right, all the fueling stations are of the exclusive property of the Sith Academy.

Bspace: ...Oh no...

Boobu: Ah, not to worry. Like last time, I know just the person we can go to for help. Come on!

Bspace: But I'm a LSSF-er! They'll tear me to shreds in that place!

*Boobu growls*

Boobu: B, how long have we been hanging out for?

Bspace: Three years. Why?

Boobu: Well then it's FAR too late for you to be worrying about being tainted by the dark silly side. :lol Now come on!

*Bspace scoffs, then follows after Boobu.*

Bspace: That goes the same for you as well!



*The B-Boys once again find themselves in a cantina.*

Bspace: Man, I love going on the road! No matter how much danger we're in, we still find the time to get drunk! :rollin

Boobu: We're not here to get plastered, my dimunitive friend! We're here to talk to...her!



*Boobu points to the attractive lavendar twi'lek girl in the corner. Bspace's glowing eye orbs widen*

Boobu: Hey, Yuthara!

*Yuthara is startled from her drink at the sound of Boobu's call*

Yuthara: Traal? Is that you?

Boobu: How many times do I have to tell you to stop calling me that!

*Yuthara starts laughing*

Bspace: What's so funny?

Yuthara: Forgive me, I just refuse to call him by that rediculous name that Darth Yogi came up with! Traal (pronounced like Trail) Astral was his name before he set foot on Korriban, and that's what he'll always be to me.

Boobu: >:

Bspace: Traal, eh? Maybe it's time I started calling you by your real name!

Boobu: Bspace, shut your hole. Yuthara...we need to talk...



Take it away B!

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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are
Yuthara: what about, muffin cakes? :)

Bspace: MUFFIN CAKES!!!!!!!! :rollin Hey Boobu...is your nickname Muffin Cakes related to your ole pet rancor, Muffin?

Boobu: DAMN IT Yathura!! :b and B...I told you never to bring up Muffin again!!!! :(

Bspace: oh crap, sorry buddy! :(

*they embrace a supportive manly hug as they both shed tears*

Yuthara: *coughs* :rolleyes

Bspace/Boobu: :eek :|

Boobu: Well Yuthara...we need fuel...

Yuthara: :lol oh Traal, you always did come up with good lies to cover why you are really here

Boobu: wait, what?? :|

Yathura: yeah!! Surely you remember the time we both broke out of the Sith Academy and snuck off to a local speeder and....*Yathura spots B*

Bspace: :D

Yathura: umm yes well, so whats the real reason you have come back into my life?

Boobu: FUEL...

Yathura: MUFFIN CAKES I'm not going to ASK you AGAIN!!

Bspace: No really he's not lying! we started off on Tatooine millenia in the future from now going to a cantina, and I told boobu to blow the joint, only stupid SITHYBOOBUHEAD here took it literally and blew up the cantina, putting us yet again in Sheriff Mary's sights, so we had to go on the road again and then....



*3 hours later*


And now here we are, with our green teleportation interdimensional ball, we are now stuck here until we get some fuel for our speeder...

Yuthara/Boobu: |I zzZZZZZzzzz

Bspace: >: *thwacks them both*

*Yuthara and Boobu awaken, finding that they were snuggled together while asleep*

Boobu: :eek Yes well, B is right, that is why we are here

Yuthara: ah I see...well come with me, and I will take you to meet Master Uthar...he's my partner at the academy..

Boobu: your...partner?? :( UTHAR????

Bspace: :rollin

Yuthara: Yep!! we've been running the sith academy for several years ago

Boobu: OH...I SEE!!!!!!

Bspace: :rollin

Yuthara: why are you...oh....OH HONEY BUTTER BOTTOM!!!! I still have my sights set on you.:) ...even tho you left me :(

Boobu: oh..uh..yes well..umm

Bspace: can we go now? :b

Yathura: Yes lets go! Master Uthar will want to meet you immediately...otherwise he'll think the Shyrack ate me or something :rolleyes

Boobu: heh, sounds like Uthar hasn't changed any....

Bspace: how could he, we are in the past you moron :b

Boobu: |I

*the trio make their way into the sith academy main entrance where they meet Master Uthar standing in the main atrium seemingly doing nothing*



Master Uthar: Ah, Yuthara! I was just explaining to this apprentice here that perhaps the shyrack ate you! but I see I was mistaken...hmm and who do you have with you?

Yuthara: Ah..here we have...uh..whats your name again kid?

Bspace: Bspace :b

Yuthara: oh right...and this is....

Master Uthar: TRAAL ASTRAL???

Boobu: :x Count Boobu Master Uthar

Master Uthar: What happened to you?? you look a LOT older now....have you uncovered the sith trick of prolonging life???

Boobu: Uh no, actually I'm from the future...AND another dimension...

Bspace: that sounded reeeeeal convincing Boobu :b

Master Uthar: Indeed....:| I see you are STILL up to your old antics even after I sent you to Darth Yogi....

Boobu >:

Bspace: actually what he says is true, and we need some fuel for our speeder so we can get out this dimension and get along with our story!!!

Master Uthar: Story..what story??

Bspace: the one we are in right now :D

Boobu: B...shut up..

Bspace: okay. :(

Boobu: So, Uthar, what would we have to do to get some fuel around here?

Master Uthar: hmm...in order for me to take you to the gas station, you will have to impress me by gaining prestige!

Bspace:...W...T...F...:x

Boobu: very well...WHAT do we have to do>:

Uthar: Take these Pokeballs..


and capture a level 25 or higher Shyrack so I may have a pet.

Boobu: say it again B..

Bspace: okay....W...T...F...:x

Bspace: POKEBALLS???

Uthar: Yes...you know...from that popular show..

Bspace/Boobu: :x

Boobu: lets go B >:

*they take the pokeballs and head out of the Sith Academy and go to the Shyrack cave near the Academy....Yuthara stays behind*

Bspace: this is dumb...where are we going to find a shyrack?

Boobu: WE ARE GOING TO A SHYRACK CAVE B!! WHAT DO YOU THINK IS IN THERE?!?!?!

Bspace: spiders..:(

Boobu: :x

*they enter the cave and start hunting*

Bspace: BOOBU LOOK!!!

*they spot a shyrack flying*


*B throws one of his Pokeballs at the Shyrack*

Bspace: POKEBALL GO!!!!!!!!!

*The shyrack gets captured*

Bspace: w00t!!!

Boobu: B you just wasted a Pokeball!!! how do you know thats a level 25 or higher??

Bspace: huh? I don't...but you know buddy...I gotta catch em all ;)

Boobu: Dear mother of the force..:x

*they continue on and come across a dark object*

Boobu: OHH!! :D

*boobu throws a pokeball at it...the ball bounces off and does nothing*

Bspace: Uh..boobu....THAT....is a rock...

Boobu: hmph >D

Bspace: did you ever watch Pokemon as a kid?

Boobu: HECK no...the Sith Temple doesn't have cable...

Bspace: well it must now, how else did Uthar know about Pokemon?

Boobu: cuz he is one...:b

Bspace: :rollin OH MAN good one buddy!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*suddenly a large roar is heard*

Bspace: :( what now?!?!??!?!??! WILL OUR TORMENT NEVER END?!?!?!

Boobu: calm down B...look!!!

*they spot some sith students battling with their own Shyracks*

Bspace: that thing is huge!!! lets go get it and bring it before the almighty Uthar!!

Boobu: he ISN"T all mighty....

Bspace: whateva :b

*they run up to the sith trainee*

Bspace: wanna battle for keeps???

Trainer: HA sure!! you will never beat my level 25 Shyrack named Pikaboo

Bspace: HA we will see about that!!!!

*strange music starts*

Bspace: Racky!! I CHOOSE YOU!!!!

*Boobu bangs his head on the cave wall*

Trainer: Pikaboo!!! bite attack!!!!

*Pikaboo attacks Racky with a bite attack and they struggle*

Bspace: Racky!!! wing flap attack!!!!!

*Racky attacks Pikaboo with a wing flap attack causing +12 damage*

*the battle goes on for another 15 minutes until the final blow is done!*

Bspace: Racky!!! TATER TOT ATTACK!!!

*Racky hurls tater tots at Pikaboo knocking him unconcious*

Trainee: PIKABOO!!!!!....you fought well buddy..better luck next time...lets take you to a medical center :)

bspace: I don't think so!! KEEPS remember!!!

*B throws another pokeball at Pikaboo, capturing it inside*

Bspace: Boobu, I think we are done here 8)

Boobu: You know...if his shyrack was a higher level than yours....how was Racky able to beat Pikaboo?

Bspace: stupid game mechanics thats what :b Lets go...

*they make their way back to Master Uthar in the Sith Temple*

Bspace: YO UTHAR!!!! we're back and we got your Shyrack!

*boobu grumbles and stands behind B*

*Bspace hands uthar the pokeball, to which he releases the shyrack and examines it*

Uthar: Excellent!! You have gained some prestige..however this is not enough to impress me...

Bspace: :x Why I outta!!!

Boobu: let it go B...lets see what else we can do..


BOOBU I choose you! :lol

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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are
(the following was co-written by both me and Bspace. Enjoy!)

*Boobu and Bspace found nothing to do. So, in their boredom, they decided to grab a meal at the Dreshade cantina*

Boobu: Do you see now why Korriban sucks so much? We don't even got holovision here! >:

Bspace: aw come on Boobu!! you need to appreciate this planets natural beauty and wildlife!! :D

*Bspace and Boobu examine their surroundings which consist of arid dirt and lifeless rock*

Bspace: hmmm......:|

*Boobu slaps his forehead*

Boobu: At this rate, we'll never gain enough prestige. And I'm pretty sure we're going to run into the past version of me around here. And if that's true, then we'll run into Darth Yogi as well!!! :eek

Bspace: Hey Boobu, if you meet your younger self, are we gonna have a Back to the Future time paradox and explode the entire universe? :x

Boobu: Aw come on, buddy! Don't tell me you actually believe in that stuff! It's all utterly impossible! >D

*Just then, two versions of the same looking twi'lek girl meet face to face in the cantina. They touch each other and explode*

Boobu: Uhhhhhhh...crap...:x

Bspace: :eek see I told you!!!!...we better get you some sort of disguise just to be on the safe side!

*B looks around and sees an R2 unit*

Bspace: :D ! *he proceeds to rip off the dome of the R2 unit and places it on Boobu's head*

Bspace: There ya go! ;)

Boobu: Grrrrrrrrrrrr...you're going to pay for this later. >:

Bspace: rather this than exploding right?? >D

Boobu: ...point taken...0]

*As their drinks are served, Boobu looks over his shoulder and sees none other than Dustil Onasi...*



*But that's not all he sees*

Boobu: (whispering) Hey B, check this out. Someone's got a hot date! :smokin

*Boobu discreetly points in the direction of Dustil and his hot date*



Bspace: :eek wow!!! hmm I wonder if the sith have the same rules that the Jedi do that you can't love.....but on the other hand...I don't think he cares either way!

*Boobu then remembers a question Master Uthar once asked him*



Uthar: True or false? There is nothing worse than love.

Boobu: True!

Uthar: False. Mercy is worse than love...



Boobu: Oh crap...

*Bspace waves his hand in front of Boobu til he snaps out of it*

Boobu: B, we've got to warn them! If Master Uthar finds out they're dating, he'll feed them to the Shyrack!

Bspace: :rolleyes why bother..no matter what we do he'll just say the Shyrack ate them anyway

Boobu: You're right. But this time it'll probably happen for real! Come on!

Bspace: very well..I'll wait here and watch from afar >D

*Boobu gets up from his seat and walks over to Dustil*

Dustil: Can I...help you? :|

Boobu: Ah yes, my name is...Traal Astral. I'm one of the new students at the academy. :D

Dustil: unless you are secretly a hot twilek under that R2 dome...go away :lol

*Boobu tries to slap his forehead, but ends up hitting the dome helmet...which really hurts*

Boobu: >: Look, nevermind the stupid helmet. I've come here to warn you that you and your lovely date here are in grave danger!

Dustil: grave danger of not finishing our date if you don't leave us alone! >:

Boobu: :eek I'm serious, man! Master Uthar's gonna feed you both to the Shyrack if he finds out about this date. I have foreseen it! You've got to leave Korriban if you ever hope to pursue your lives in peace!

Dustil: :rolleyes look man...I understand if you can't get yourself a girl...you are wearing a dome for crying out loud!!! You clearly have issues...and besides...you should know that Master Uthar always says shyracks ate us or that we were fed to him...but look...I'm still sitting here...with this georgeous alien species female by my side...get lost scum

*Dustil glances over Boobu's shoulder*

Dustil: I think you should take girl advice from that guy over there. :lol

*Dustil points to B...who has 3 females around him* :hat

*Boobu throws up his hands in defeat*

Boobu: Fine, but don't say I didn't warn ya. :(

*Boobu walks away and sits back down with Bspace*

Boobu: Why do I even bother trying to do a good deed? My destiny lies in diabolical things. And it seems your destiny lies with your head crammed in between cleavage. :b

Bspace: ah don't sweat it buddy...I know you mean well :)

*Bspace has one of the women ruffling his hair while the others massage his shoulders* :D

*The sound of clapping is heard. Boobu and Bspace, and the girls turn around to see Yuthara standing behind them*

Yuthara: Bravo, my dear Traal. Once again you've proven that evil will always triumph. Because good is dumb. ;)

Boobu: Yuthara? What are you doing here? :o

Yuthara: I couldn't help but notice you talking with the Onasi boy over there...and decided to record all the action. :evil

*Yuthara produces a mini holo-camcorder*

Boobu: Crap!! what did you do that for!!! :eek

Bspace: *downing drinks and being smothered by the ladies* Saaayyyy Boobu!!!! you got your lady friend here....invviiiteee her over to sit *hic* down with ya!!! :D

Yuthara: As much as I'd love to sit and chat, I'm afraid I have to report this to Master Uthar.

Boobu: No! If you do, we'll never gain enough prestige! :eek

*Yuthara chuckles*

Yuthara: Not to worry Traal, I'll edit out the incriminating parts and leave in the juicy details of Dustil's diliberate disobedience. You'll greatly impress Master Uthar for this. :evil

Boobu: Wha really?? wow...uh...thanks...Yuthara......:o

Bspace: yeah...thanks babe *Bspace winks and gives her a thumbs up*

Yuthara: No problem love bagel with extra butter ;)

*Yuthara walks out, and glances at Boobu one last time with a smile*



*Later on in the day, Boobu and Bspace find themselves standing before Uthar again. Bspace has some trouble standing, due to his over indulgence of alchohol*

Uthar: Yuthara has told me that you've discovered some rather...disturbing information about young Dustil Onasi. I knew there was something going on with that boy. He's been slacking off in his training as of late. But now, the problem has been rectified. :evil

Boobu: Lemme guess...you fed that girl to the Shyrack? :rolleyes

Uthar: Indeed! :evil

Bspace: See whad I *hic* tell ya Boobsie....ALWAYS the shyrack....hey Master U-dub...how is ole Pikaboo?? :D

Uthar: He flew away. :|

Bspace: :eek NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! PIKABOO!!!!! :(

*Bspace drops to his knees and sobs uncontrollable tears and pounds at the floor*

*Uthar rolls his eyes and scoffs*

Uthar: Regardless, you two have done well. Go now, you have not yet earned enough prestige.

Boobu: Come on, B...:rolleyes

*Boobu picks up Bspace and sets him on his feet. They stroll over to the entrance of the valley of the dark lords, where they find Dustil pacing back and forth*

Dustil: Hey, have you guys seen Stacy? :x

Boobu: Who?

Dustil: The hot chick you saw me with a few hours ago! >:

Boobu: Oh! Her. Uhhh...no, can't say I have. You, Bspace?

Bspace: ohh yeah!!!!! man...she was fed to Pika*Boobu suddenly clasps B's mouth shut*8o

Boobu: what my drunken friend here means, is that she was fed to your uh...neverending love and care? :D

Dustil: Look, if you're not gonna tell me, then don't waste my time! >:

*Dustil storms off*

Dustil: (muttering) This is all my dad's fault anyway! :(

Boobu: (whispering) Uh oh, looks like someone's got daddy issues! :lol

Bspace*yelling back to Dustil*: HA...who's YO daddy???? :lol

*boobu thwacks B upside the head, knocking him to the ground*

Bspace*standing up again*: ohh man....hey Boobu...I think I'm getting better...instead of a big dark blur...I see a big white blur... >D

Boobu: There's nothing to see. I used to live here ya know. :|

Bspace: Your gonna die here ya know...convienient :b

Boobu: B thats impossible...if I died here, I wouldn't be here now! :x

Bspace: but you ARE here right now, so you COULD concievably die here before you leave :eek

Boobu: but I left here years ago!!! >:

Bspace: but i mean THIS time...:x

Boobu: ah stop B....the authors wouldn't kill me off....who in their right mind would read "On the Road with Bspace"??? :b

*Bspace strokes his chin*

Boobu: Come on, I'm sure there's something waiting for us in the valley of the dark lords. Let's get while the getting is good.

Bspace: Don't you mean, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD? :rollin

Boobu: Oh, whatever! :rolleyes

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(5/3/06 6:58 pm)
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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are
*Just before Boobu and Bspace could get to the door, Master Uthar's servant Adrenas tapped them both on the shoulder*

Adrenas: Badakoo des, chi pala moones...:D

*Boobu and Bspace glanced at each other in relative confusion*

Adrenas: Slimo poodawah hooli besk? :x

Bspace: Dude, what the hell are you trying to tell us?! :eek

Boobu: Not to worry, B. For my faithful subtitle remote will tell us what our frail minds cannot understand. >D

Bspace: Ya know, for someone who's 4,000 years old, you're not all that knowledgeable...:|

Boobu: SILENCE! >:

Bspace: Yes, Master Traal! :lol

*Boobu growls and produces his subtitle remote and points it at Adrenas*

Boobu: Now, you! Start talking! >:

*Adrenas shrugs. When he speaks again, subtitles appear in Basic right under his chin*

Adrenas: Yuthara Ban has suggested that you two report to the interrogation chamber to try and talk some sense into a Mandalorian that we captured.

Bspace: *reading the subtitles* ..a Mandalorian that we captured? I don't remember us capturing any...

*Boobu smacks Bspace with a frying pan*

Boobu: He means that the other Sith captured! It is a curious thing, however. Why didn't Master Uthar just feed this guy to the Shyrack?

Adrenas: He tried. The Shyrack refused to devour their meal. :(

Bspace: Figures. Well let's get to it, Boobu ole buddy! I haven't interrogated anyone in years and I'm fixin to change that! :evil

Boobu: This should be interesting...:\



Bspace: Oh you have got to be kidding me! >:

*the captured Mandalorian is a 3 year old toddler dressed in a miniturized version of KOTOR-era Mandalorian armor*

Boobu: I knew this would be interesting... >D

Bspace: INTERESTING?! HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSE TO INTERROGATE A RUGRAT?! >:

Mandalorian Kid: Hey! Don't underestimate me! I used to be the leader of all Mandalorians! *his voice sounds like Andy from Red vs Blue) >:

Boobu/Bspace: :eek

Mandalorian Kid: That's right! I AM MANDALORE!

Boobu/Bspace: :rollin

Mandalore: HEY! You sons of bitches! Stop laughin!

Boobu: You really expect us to believe that you spearheaded the Mandalorian War and fought a climatic battle with Darth Revan?

Mandalore: That's right! She was a tough bitch too! Kinda borderlined on being a dyke if you ask me, but...

Bspace: OK, OK, we believe ya...Mandy! HAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol

Mandalore: Shut up ya bastard! Now lemme out of here! >:

Bspace: Oh we'll let you go all right...but first...:evil

*Mandy...ahem, I mean...Mandalore suddenly finds himself facing down several hundred needles, each filled with truth and anti-truth serums*

Bspace: Now do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God?;)

Mandalore: SCREW YOU, SHORTY! >:

Bspace: You really should not be talking about height, Tommy Pickles! :lol

*Boobu and Bspace crack up*

Mandalore: When I get outta here...>:

Boobu: But you won't! Unless, of course, you tell us what we want to know! :evil

Mandalore: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! I CONFESS! :x

*Boobu and Bspace incline their ears*

Mandalore: I'm not really Mandalore! My real name is...

*Mandalore unzips his armor to reveal...*



*MANDY MOORE!*

Bspace: |I Why am I not surprised? First we get transported to the past, and then we find out American Idol was the real reason behind the Mandalorian War? Or perhaps that should be Mandy Moorian War?

Mandy: And now I will sing you to sleep with one of my platinum hits! :evil

Boobu: Oh no, ya don't! :eek

*Boobu quickly presses a button that activates one of the anti-truth serums. It knocks Mandy out*

Boobu: Phew, that was too close! :x

Bspace: As Master Uthar would say... :|



Uthar: Indeed! :evil

*Boobu and Bspace have just told Uthar the news about Mandalore's true identity*

Uthar: Well that explains why the Shyrack didn't want her as a meal. They despise American Idol.

Boobu: As should all true Sith! :evil

Uthar: Ind...eh, let's not play that joke out. But regardless, well done, you have earned your prestige. Go now, you have not impressed me yet enough. I have matters to attend to!

Bspace: ...but you were just sitting on the floor when we found you...:|

*Uthar sits on the floor again and turns on his IPod. He starts listening to Britney Spears' music*

Boobu: Uh, now would be a very good time to leave! :eek

Bspace: And one more time for the road...INDEED! :lol

Bspacewiz2
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(5/9/06 6:40 pm)
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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are
Bspace: Hey Boobu, I have a GREAT idea to finally impress ole Uthar enough to get him to take us to the fuel deposits :D

Boobu: Oh? >D

Bspace: Yeah! :D

Boobu: Well what is it?!??!

Bspace: OH yeah!...how about...a ROCK CONCERT!! You know like we usually have...like on Sheriff Mary's Star Destroyer!

Boobu: Hmm..you may be onto something there B...only one problem...the General Kenobi is OUT OF FUEL!!!

Bspace: well we'll have to push it over here!

Boobu: you want to push that thing ALL the way over HERE??

Bspace: do you want to stay stuck here on Korriban or do you want to be able to leave??

Boobu: Very well |I


*a few hours later Master Uthar is still sitting in the great Sith Temple when the General Kenobi gets slowly pushed in by a very tired Bspace and Boobu*

Uthar: What is this contraption?

Bspace: Its our speeder!:D

Uthar: why are you pushing it?

Boobu: CUZ WERE OUT OF FUEL YOU MORON!!! WHY THE HECK ELSE ARE WE EVEN HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!
:evil
Uthar: Hmm..indeed....and just what are you doing with it here?

Bspace: WE, Master Uthar, are going to put on a rock concert for you and the other sith students!

Uthar: your what :eek

Boobu: you heard em...now gather round!!!

*The Entire temple gathers in the main auditorium, including Yuthara sporting an "I Love Traal" shirt*

Boobu: Oh by the force :x

Bspace: :rollin

*Bspace then spots another sith female wearing a shirt stating "Bspace is as cute as ice cream"*

Bspace: ah damnit :x

*Boobu took his place at his drum set as Bspace hopped on the top of the GK and got his electric guitar and mike ready when suddenly he had an outburst*

Bspace*singing*: YOUR BEAUTIFUL!!!...YOUR BEAUTIFUL!!! YOUR BEAUTIFUL ITS TRUEEEE!!! I saw YO face!!! in a crowded plaaace...and I don't know what to doooo!!!!!!...cuz I'll never be with YOOOUUUUU!!!!!!! |I

Boobu: :\

*the auditorium falls dead quiet*

Bspace: :eek uh um..that wasn't our concert that was just uhh...

Boobu: Bspace...start the music..

Bspace: Ah right!!! *he turned on the speakers in the GK and the concert began!*

Boobu: This is our theme ya'll :hat THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN! as in...me and Bspace 8)

Bspace: ah 1..a 2..a 1 2 3 4!!!



*Bspace was jammin and slammin on the guitar and singing while boobu banged away on dem drums!!*

Bspace/Boobu:
Guess who just got back today?
Them wild-eyed boys that had been away
Haven't changed, haven't much to say
But man, I still think them cats are crazy

They were asking if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told them you were living downtown
Driving all the old men crazy

The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
I said
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town

You know that chick that used to dance a lot
Every night she'd be on the floor shaking what she'd got
Man when I tell you she was cool, she was red hot
I mean she was steaming

And that time over at Johnny's place
Well this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face
Man we just fell about the place
If that chick don't want to know, forget her

The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
I said
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town

Spread the word around
Guess who's back in town

You spread the word around

Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
And if the boys want to fight, you'd better let them

That jukebox in the corner blasting out my favorite song
The nights are getting warmer, it won't be long
Won't be long till summer comes
Now that the boys are here again

The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
Spread the word around
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boy's are back, the boys are back

The boy's are back in town again
Been hangin' down at Dino's
The boy's are back in town again

Bspace: WOOHOO boobu!

Boobu: Hi 5 B!

*the sith students erupted in applause and cheer*

Sith Student: OH MAN YOU GUYS PWNED!!!!!

Uthar: Indeed....Come now, you have impressed me enough! I shall take you to the fuel deposits..

Bspace: WOO!!!! so....did you like the concert?????

Uthar: It was quite well...I just hope the shyrack does not eat you if you go on tour

Boobu: damnit Uthar >:

Uthar: Come you too...we must go, now.


rock on Boobu ;)

Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
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(5/25/06 1:07 pm)
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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are
(A thousand apologies for this update taking so long. I've been busy with stuff. But now here it is, the long awaited conclusion to OTR4...HAHA, JUST KIDDING! But seriously, on with the story!)

*Uthar, Yuthara, Bspace, and Boobu found themselves at a spiffy looking gas station that had a Food Mart and everything*

Uthar: We are in the gas station of Naga Sadow. Here, the dreaded Dark Lord stocked up on supplies when he had a craving for the munchies. It is in this place that you will face your final test! :evil

Boobu/Bspace: :x

Boobu: Damn it, I knew Uthar was gonna try to screw us! >:

Yuthara: Master Uthar, surely these 2 have already proved their worth! :|

Uthar: Perhaps so, Yuthara. But regardless, I felt like screwing them over. So, on with the test! :evil

*Uthar signals to someone with a whistle...and out pops...*



*DARTH YOGI!!!* :eek

Bspace: Boobu, is that your old Master?! :eek

Yogi: HEEEEEEEEEEEY BOOBU! Where's my picanic basket? :lol

*and to make things even worse, Boobu's younger self walks onto the scene, with a picanic basket in hand*

Young Boobu: Sorry, Master! I had to rob three old ladies just to get these! :x

*Everyone, save for Uthar, GASPS*

Bspace: Oh crap! 2 Boobus! Now we've really screwed things up! :eek

Everyone else: What do you mean? :x

Bspace: Don't you see? Now that 2 Boobus are here at the exact same time and place...WE'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX THAT WILL UNRAVEL THE VERY FABRIC OF THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek

*At that moment, a time vortex opens up in the skies above the gas station. It creates a maelstrom of winds that blows things away*



*Bspace, Boobu, Young Boobu, Darth Yogi, Yuthara, and Uthar are all caught up in an invisible swirling wind storm that spins them around and around*

Boobu: YUTHARA!!! :eek

YUTHARA: YEAH?!! :eek

Boobu: BEFORE WE DIE, I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING! IT'S SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW! |I

Yuthara: YEAH?! :D

Boobu: ARE YOUR BOOBS REAL OR FAKE?! >D

Yuthara: >:

Young Boobu: HEY! STOP HITTING ON MY GIRLFRIEND! >:

Boobu: DON'T BE A HATER! :lol

*Meanwhile, Bspace, Uthar, and Yogi spin around closer to one another*

Bspace: UTHAR! YOU IDIOT! WHAT WERE YOU SMOKING WHEN YOU THOUGHT OF THIS PLAN?! >:

Uthar: 10 PACKS OF DEATH STICKS! IT TAKES THE EDGE OFF! :p

Yogi: NOW I'LL NEVER GET THOSE PICANIC BASKETS! SO...HUNGRY! :\

*While our group of characters spins around, they see literal visions of all time periods; past, present, and future. Of particular interest are the visions of the past adventures Bspace and Boobu had, particularly of the time when they defeated the silly dark lord Elley-sar, or Aragorn as he was more commonly called*

Bspace: WHAT'S GOING ON?!!! :eek

*The vision of Elley-sar disappears as the dark lord grins. In his place is none other than the GK!*

Bspace: BOOBU! I JUST GOT AN IDEA! :D

Boobu/Young Boobu: HUH?! :|

Bspace:IF WE GET TO THE GK, AND FLY INTO IT WHILE USING THE TELEPORTER BALL, MAYBE WE CAN UNDO ALL OF THIS DAMAGE! :D

Boobu: WE DON'T HAVE ANY FUEL, MORON! :p

Bspace: WE'RE SPINNING AT 80,000 MPH! WE DON'T NEED FUEL! NOW USE THE SILLY FORCE! EVERY OUNCE OF IT! :p

*Boobu remembered back to the time he and Bspace fought in the silly wars and they attained god-like powers. He tried to remember what that feeling was like as he used the silly force to pull himself towards the spinning GK*

Boobu: ALMOST...THERE! :eek

Young Boobu: OH WOW! HE'S DOING IT! I MEAN, I'M DOING IT! I MEAN...CRAP, MAN! THIS IS EXCITING! >D

*Young Boobu and Darth Yogi munch on some cookies and milk while all of this is taking place*

*Uthar listens to his IPod*

*And for some reason or another, Yuthara's shirt gets ripped off by the raging winds*

Boobu/Young Boobu: :eek

Yuthara: USE THE FORCE, TRAAL! :D

*Boobu hears The Force Theme in his head. He makes one last attempt to pull himself towards the GK...AND SUCCEEDS!!!*

Yuthara: LET GO, TRAAL! :eek

Boobu: HUH?! :eek

Yuthara: NO! NOT YOU! THE YOUNGER YOU! LET GO! >:

*The younger Boobu has his hands in a place where they should not be*

BOOBU: HAHAHA! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! :rollin

*Boobu pulls himself into the GK's driver seat and pilots the vehicle towards Bspace, who has been waiting with an understandable amount of impatience*

Bspace: ITS ABOUT TIME! >:

Boobu: Ya know, we're inside the GK, you really don't need to shout. :|

Bspace: Oh...well uhhh...:|

*Bspace gets to work activating the teleporter ball. The GK's spedometer reads at well over 80,000 MPH and everything else works properly*

Bspace: All the coordinates are set. It's now or never! :eek

Yuthara: TRAAL! :x

*Boobu sticks his head out of the window*

Boobu: YEAH?! :x

Yuthara: THEY'RE REAL, BY THE WAY! JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW! :D

Younger Boobu: SHE'S RIGHT! :D

*Boobu gives Yuthara a thumbs up gesture and grins*

Boobu: COOOOOL! SEE YA AROUND, BABE! OH, AND BOOBU?! :D

Younger Boobu: YEAH?! >D

Boobu: WHEN YOU MEET PHALANX AGAIN, DON'T LET HIM GIVE YOU A WEDGIE! >:

Younger Boobu: GOT IT! ;)

Bspace: SEE LATER, PEOPLE! IT'S BEEN FUN...no wait, NO IT HASNT! SCREW YOU ALL! >:

*Uthar, Yuthara, Yogi, and younger Boobu all extend their middle fingers to Bspace*

*Bspace and Boobu roll up their windows. Bspace then activates the teleporter ball as the GK flies into the eye of the storm. In a bright, blinding flash of light, they disapppear*

*The storm fades and everyone falls onto the ground*

Uthar: Well...that was enlightening. :|

Yogi: Yeah. Who wants lunch?! :D

*Everyone scrambles to Yogi's stolen picanic baskets*

Bspacewiz2
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(5/31/06 8:46 pm)
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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are
*Meanwhile, near a port town, in the Caribbean*


*KAZZZZAM!!!!!..The General Kenobi appears a good 30 feet above the water*

Bspace/Boobu*looking out window*: *sigh* Crap. :x

*The GK falls the 30 feet and lands in the water*

Bspace*as water rises up the windows*: Boobu, after we are done with this adventure and before we go on the road again, remind me to add inflatable pontoons :x

Boobu: *sighs* I don't like how this is going already >D

*The B boys detatch the convertible top and hop outside and then close the top and stand on top of it*

Boobu: Now what? :eek

Bspace: we paddle :p

*The B boys stand on the top and kick wth one of their feet on the sides of the GK towards the docks*

*The villagers take a gander at this oncoming sight of two guys standing defiantly atop a giant red object*

Villager: WOW look at those guys!!!!...oh wait...

*the Villager then notices that the red object is half submerged and sinking further*

Bspace: Peddle harder boobu!!!!!!:eek

*The GK eventually makes it, and they take one step off onto the dock leaving the GK half sunken*

*Bspace and Boobu walk down the dock til they are stopped by an old man*

Old Man: hold up there you two!! Its a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock!

Boobu: its not a boat! and what the hell is a shilling?? ah hell, DIE!!!!

*boobu then blasts the old man with silly lightning until the old man keels over from laughing so hard and falls in the drink*

Bspace: Uh, boobu, I don't think that was the best approach...I do believe we are in the pirate ages!!! :D ARR Ye Matey this will be FUN!!!! I shall call you Peg Leg Boobu!!! and we shall go on adventures and seek treasure, and find beautiful women, and become old salts and get our own boat and get drunk at the Pub and smell like pigs and

*Boobu thwacks Bspace unconcious*

Bspace: .....

Boobu: Damnit...:x


sorry this is short, going *hopefully* to Tennesee tomorrow ;) but this should leave you faithful readers wondering whats going to happen next :D

Edited by: Bspacewiz2 at: 5/31/06 8:52 pm
Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
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(6/26/06 11:15 pm)
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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are
*Bspace lays on the dock, flat on his back*

*SPLASH*

Bspace: *cough* Blarg! What the hell?! :eek

Boobu: Riiiiiiiiise, my friend! ;)

*Bspace gets up, still coughing up the water Boobu splashed on him*

Bspace: Where are we? :|

Boobu: ...where we last left off when the writers updated the story. >D

Bspace: Really? Seems like a lot longer than that. :x

*Boobu growls something under his breath and turns away*

Bspace: So uhhh...what do we do now? :o

Boobu: The hell if I know! Aren't you suppose to be the pirate expert? >:

Bspace: Right ye are, matey! :p

Boobu: Oh please... :rolleyes

Bspace: Well since we are doing a pirate theme here, Henceforth, you shall be known as, Peg Leg Boobu :lol

Boobu: You must be Joking...:|

*Boobu looks at Bspace's face and can tell he clearly is not joking*

Bspace: Peg Leg Boobu! if you had an acorn in that head of yours you would realize we must raise our beloved speeder out of the murky salt water!!! :p

Boobu: and just how do you propose we do that? >:

Bspace: We rent a backhoe and..:D

*Boobu Thwacks Bspace*

Bspace: Ouch! Sweet chickens! What was that for?! :x

Boobu: Really, B, don't you have any shred of dignity? How could you refer to women in such a way?! :eek

*Bspace bursts into laughter*

Boobu: What the hell is so funny?!

Bspace: Ya know...for a guy who's lived for thousands of years, you sure don't know a lot of stuff! :lol

Boobu: What are you babbling about?! :x

*Bspace sighs and hands Boobu a datapad on what a backhoe is*

*Boobu reads the datapad and raises an eyebrow*

Boobu: ...oh...:|

Bspace: What did think I was talking about?! Hahahaha! :lol

Boobu: Look, nevermind, okay?! Let's just get the GK out of the water. Now focus and use the silly force! >:

*Both Boobu and Bspace do so. As the GK starts to levitate out of the water, our heroes attract some unwanted attention by the locals*

Boobu: On second thought, maybe this isn't such a good idea...|I

*Boobu let's go of his hold on the GK. Bspace loses his grip as well, and it sinks back into the water*

Bspace: ohh, we'll never get it out now! :\

Boobu: so certain are you?! >D

Bspace: shut up :p

Boobu: I have an idea..

Bspace: oh yeah??

*boobu points to a guy herding sheep*

Bspace: you aren't suggesting we steal the guy's sheep, tie them all together, tie the rope to the GK, and mush them to pull the car out of the water are you? :eek

Boobu: Yup, lets go :evil

*Boobu starts to walk over to the guy, but Bspace grabs his arm*

Bspace: Wait, I have a better idea! Just follow my lead okay?

Boobu: As you wish, Black Tot...|I

Bspace: Huh?

Boobu: If I'm going to be Peg Leg Boobu, then you need a stupid pirate name too. Henceforth you shall be known as Black Tot Bspace!

*Boobu's voice echoes everywhere as he says that*

Bspace: Do you always have to do that voice whenever you say henceforth?

*Boobu shrugs. He and Bspace head over to the sheepherding guy*

Bspace: Ar...matey! We be needin your help! ;)

Sheepherder: What do you want? :x

Bspace: My companion and I, have be runnin into a bit of trouble. We be needin the help of your powerful sheep to pull our ship before she be joinin davey jones at the bottom of thee sea! 8)

Sheepherder: Powerful sheep?

*the three take a look at the ship, who look as much powerful as an aligator looks cute*

Bspace: Arrrr....

Boobu: you said it B...

Bspace: Well, ye know of any stronger livestock?

Sheepherder: ah yeah, I hear old man Buford has some nice Oxen in town! :D

Bspace: thanks matey ;)

Boobu: Gimme yo wallet fool! :p

bspace: uh, Peg Leg, what are you doing?? :\

Boobu: If we are going to be pirates, I might as well take his money! :evil

Bspace: well a pirate doesn't talk like waddup FOO..watch! :lol

*the sheepherder looks confused*

Bspace: ARR ye scumbag, we be needin that gold ye be carryin in yer satchel :evil

Sheepherder: hey that was good! :D

Bspace: thanks!..but no really, give me your money :evil

Sheepherder: son of an aztec gold chest..:x



*After what seemed like an endless search, Bspace and Boobu found old man Buford reclining under the shade of a palm tree while his oxen stood around in a pen*

Bspace: Now let me do the talking, Boobu.

Boobu: ...blarg...

Bspace: Arr!

*Buford has a sudden heart attack and keels over*

Boobu: ...:|

Bspace: ...:|

Boobu: Well...:|

Bspace: Uhhh...:|

*suddenly, a young lass, no more than 13 years old, comes in from the field. She sees her father lying dead on the ground and Boobu and Bspace standing over him*

Young Lass: Can I help you, gentlemen? :)

Boobu/Bspace:...:|

Young Lass: I repeat...can I help you? :)

Bspace: Isn't that guy your father?

Young Lass: Yep! Is he dead? :D

Boobu: (pointing to Bspace) HE DID IT! :x

Bspace: Boobu, you asshole! >:

Young Lass: Oh, that's okay. That man fathered so many kids, he never had any time for me. I'm his 100th daughter. ;)

Boobu/Bspace:...:|

Boobu: B, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!? :eek

Bspace: Listen, kid. We just need your oxen to pull our uhhhh..."ship"...out of the water. You think we could borrow them?

Young Lass: Sure! But what do I get in return?

*Bspace and Boobu whisper to themselves, and then come to a decision*

Bspace: All right, young lass! If yee let us borrow your oxen, my companion and I promise on our mother's water grave, that yee can become apart of the crew of our ship, the Admiral Kenobi!

Young Lass: Wonderful! You can call me Butterfly, by the way!

Bspace: well Greetings Butterfly , I am Bspace! or as my companion calls me, Black Tot! And this is my buddy...

Boobu: Boob..*B pokes Boobu*...Peg Leg Boobu...>:

Butterfly: well its nice to meet you both! :D

Bspace: Likewise! :D

boobu: lets get to work with those oxen!

Bspace: Uh what about him? *points to the dead father*

Butterfly: oh don't worry about him, the vulchers will come and devoure him before we get back

Bspace/Boobu: .....:|

bspace*to Boobu*: what savages..! :eek

*The three take the oxen across town and to the dock where the GK sits half submerged*

Butterfly*surprised at the GK*: You came in that thing?? your braver than I thought!

Bspace: Nice, now lets hook up the oxen!!

*they do so*

Boobu: Now, heave HO!

Bspace: Boobu is that any way to talk about, ah forget it :p



*20 agonizing minutes later, the oxen pull the water trodden GK ashore*

Boobu: Well, it's about damn time!

Butterfly: Please, Peg Leg, the oxen did their best! |I

Bspace: Thee lass has a point there, matey! Cut the beasts of burden some slack! Arr!

*Boobu grumbles and walks over to start pushing the GK*

Butterfly: What are you doing now, Peg Leg?

Boobu: We gotta hide this damn thing! Black Tot, give me a hand will ya?

*Bspace gets behind the GK and starts pushing along with Boobu*

Butterfly: But what about me?

Bspace: Arr, young lass, we'll contact thee when the time is right! Good day to thee! Arr! :lol

*Boobu and Bspace push the GK away from the docks, leaving Butterfly with her tired oxen*

Bspace: Man is it just me or has the GK gained weight? :eek

Boobu: I think you are just weak from meeting Butterfly :p

Bspace: shutup Boobu ..hey wait a second...

*Bspace walks over to the side of the GK, and opens the driver side door, and out spill dozens of gallons of sea water*

Bspace: aye, that'll about do it..

Boobu: Ohhhh.....

Bspace: Yeah, YOU left your window open :p

Boobu: so I did Master Bspace, so I did... >D

*Bspace closes the door and they resume pushing*

Boobu: So where exactly do we stash this thing?

Bspace: Hmm...THERE!!! :D

*Bspace points to something*

Boobu: B, NO....:x

Bspace: aw come on Boobu!! It might come in handy!!! :D

Boobu: *sighs* very well...|I

*Bspace and boobu push the General Kenobi underneath the raised platform of the gallows noose

Boobu: So what now?

Bspace: I dunno, but I'm feeling powerfully thirsty all of a sudden. ;)

*Bspace points across the street to a building with a sign that says "Crazy Pirate's Tavern*

Boobu: I don't think we should go drinking just yet. We don't even know what kind of money they use here.

Bspace: Boobu, Boobu...you really don't know a thing about the pirate ages do ya? It's all about the gold, baby! :D

Boobu: ...don't. ever. call. me. that. again. >:

Bspace: Okay, sorry, sheesh. But seriously, all we need is gold, and thankfully, we already have some.

*Bspace flashes the gold coins that was taken from the sheepherder earlier*

Boobu: Oh yeah! Well, then, let's go!:D

*Boobu and Bspace head into the Crazy Pirate's Tavern. When they enter, they lay eyes on all sorts of lowlives and scum. And the lowlives and scum lay eyes on them*

Boobu: Looks like we're really popular already. I wonder if there's any bar wenches around? >D

*Bspace slaps his forehead*

Bspace: That's the old west, ya historically challenged dummy!:lol

Boobu: Oh yeah? Well point those orange orbs of yours over to the left. >D

*Bspace looks over to the left, and notices a pack of voluptuous bar wenches centered around a guy in the throws of cowboy playing a game of poker with a pirate*

Bspace: ...Where the hell are we?! :x

Boobu: I dunno, but I like it! :D

*Boobu heads over to the table, but B stops him*

Boobu: What now? >:

Bspace: Boobu, no! I can sense your thoughts! And the last time we were in a bar with beautiful women, we got thrown into an epic adventure!

Boobu: Ah, but the difference is, this time, WE'RE ALREADY ON an epic adventure. Now get out of the way!

*Bspace sighs and watches Boobu walk over to the table*

Bspace: this won't end well....|I

Boobu: Evening ladies....and uh, yee haw buckaroo

*the girls giggle and point at boobu*

Boobu: oh, you like what you see eh? >D

Cowboy: What they mean is, what in tarnation is that you've got on yer head!??!?! :lol

*Boobu looks up and notices he's still wearing his trademark helmet*

Boobu: *sigh* damnit....Hold that thought...:rolleyes

*Boobu rushes over to Bspace*

Boobu: B, we have a problem! :x

Bspace: Damn right we have a problem! they're all out of booze!!!! :p

Boobu: Bspace, we need proper attire

Bspace: And Booze!!!

Boobu: lets go find clothes and then try this again ;)

*Just as they're walking towards the exit, a blue skinned hand signals for them to stop*

*Everyone else in the tavern stops as well and gasps*

Bartender: Oh Jesus, Mary, John, and Peter! The Deadman! :x

*More mutters about the Deadman are heard in the background. The form that the blue skinned hand belongs to stands up and signals for Bspace and Boobu to follow*

Bspace: The plot thickens! Ya think we should follow em, Boobu? :eek

Boobu: I sense something...a pressence I've not felt since...0]

*Boobu follows after "the Deadman". Bspace sighs and goes after Boobu. They all come to a stop outside of the street, where the form takes off the hood that shrouds his face*

Boobu/Bspace: OH NO! :x

*IT'S THE CHISS BARTENDER!*

Chiss Bartender: Ah, noble jedis. So goods to see you agains. :D

Boobu: How the hell did you get here?!?!?!??!! :eek

Chiss Bartender: ahhs its a long storys! :D

Bspace: we have time...:p

Chiss Bartender: ah nos you don'ts judging by how it wents back there!

Bspace: Okay, we need proper clothes, can you hook us up?

Chiss Bartender: ah yess! :D

Bspace/Boobu: :D

*our favorite Chiss leads the B boys to his shack in town*

Boobu: This is where you live?

Chiss Bartender: Untills I can find a way back to my cantina!...so...B Boyz...whats you want to wear? ;)

Bspace: Do you have anything that says, Captain and First Mate? >D

Chiss Bartender: I dos. And I haves something elses that mights interest you as wells! >D

Boobu: I hate for this to sound like a cliffhanger, but...I have a bad feeling about this...:x


This post was brought to you by the combined might of myself and Bspace. :D

Stay tuned for the next part!

Edited by: Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu at: 6/26/06 11:17 pm
Bspacewiz2
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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are
Chiss Bartender: Heres, try these ons!!!! :D

*Bspace and Boobu change clothes, in private areas of course :b and come out a few minutes later*

Boobu: this is horrendous and stupid....:x

*Boobu is wearing red and white striped pants, a dorky vest, an eye patch, and a stuffed parrot on his shoulder*

Bspace: I dunno Boobu, I kinda like it!!! :lol

Boobu: like it better than what YOU have on? *chuckles*
:rollin

*Bspace is wearing black and white boots, with a red velvet belt, no shirt, and a bandana on his head*

Bspace: its kinda breezy, but its alright:rolleyes ....hmm I dunno, lets see what else the Chiss has..

Chiss Bartender: Ah, I knows! I've got thes perfect outfits!

*Our favorite bartender hands Boobu and Bspace a pair of outfits and they go into their seperate rooms to change, once they emerge, they stand by a set of mirrors to look at themselves*

Bspace: Arr! I be truly the captin of me own ship now! 8)

Boobu: We look like dianognas on death sticks...:x

*Bspace now sports a fake black beard in the shape of a tater tot. His head is covered with a huge hat with a skull and cross bones insignia situated in the front. He's adorned with a long black coat that covers his shirtless upper torso, grey trousers, and black boots*

*Boobu on the other hand has a ripped up, sleeveless, stripped shirt, a bandanna that holds in most of his long gray hair, and cyan colored trousers and one boot. His other foot now has a wooden peg covering up the rest of his leg*

Chiss Bartender: Ah, perfects!:D

*Bspace grins, and Boobu frowns*

Bspace: This is great, bar-keep! :D

Boobu: This is so freaking stupid! And I'll be so glad when we get the hell out of here!>:

Bspace: aw come on its not so bad, come on Boobu, lets go back to the tavern and get us a drink :)

Boobu: *sigh* very well...

Chiss Bartender: Well Okaysss then, haves some fun!! heh heh

Bspace: ah that reminds me, our speeder is stashed over at the gallows, and it needs some help, would you look it over and fix it if you could, while we are gone? :D

Chiss Bartender: MEES?? works on de LEGENDARY Generals Kenobee? I'd bees HONORED!!!!

Bspace: Great! :D

*The B boys head back into town to the tavern they went to earlier, and enter*

Boobu: Lets hope it goes better this time :p

*They walk in relatively unnoticed since they blend in better now, and approach the bar, ordering two sasperilla's and find a table*

Boobu: Ya know Bspace, I was pissed off, but I'm starting to enjoy it here!

Bspace*gulping down his drink*: oh yeah? well thats great!

Boobu: I don't know if its the fresh sea air, the good drinks, or the wonderful weather but something feels right :D

Bspace*noticing the pirate waitresses walking around*: Weather huh.... >D

*Bspace wonders if there is something in Boobu's drink, but then...he HEARS something!*

Conversation in the background: So I hear the treasure of the Daisy Dukes hasn't been found yet...

Another voice: no not yet, but the hunt is on!!!

First Voice: man I tell ya, I'd love to find all those golden shorts! I hear it may be....*voice gets muffled in the atmosphere in the bar*

Bspace: :eek

*Bspace slowly scoots his chair closer to the other table, inch by inch...while Boobu continues to rant about the beautiful weather*

Boobu: blue sky...clouds....mud roads...:D

Bspace: |I

First Voice: yeah, the alleged coordinates are...HEY..what are YOU doing????

Bspace: :eek uh, I'm sorry, I uh..dropped my uh...*Bspace looks around*....bar wench??

Thug: YOU heard about the treasure!!!! you will PAY!!!!!

Bspace: oh bubba, here we go

*The thug punches Bspace in the gut, and the other thug gets up and punches him in the gut too, while Bspace counter punches in both their faces*

Bspace: BOOBU HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boobu: huh? OH CRAP!!! :eek

*Bspace gets pinned to a post with both guys ready to punch him again when Boobu walks up*

Boobu: Hey guys can I get in on this??

Thugs: yeah! sure!!! :D

Boobu: :D

*Boobu then punches the thugs, and the fight is on!*

*A thug sneaks up behind Boobu and attempts to break a glass jar over his head. Through the Force, Boobu senses this, and ducks out of the way just at the last second. The thug ends up smashing the glass jar on his buddy's head instead*

*Another thug attempts to hit Boobu with a chair. Boobu dodges out of the way each time, and laughs at the thugs' mistakes*

Boobu: Haha! Too slow!:lol

*A rug is pulled out from Boobu's feet, causing him to fall flat on his face*

Boobu: Ow! Damnit! :evil

*Boobu turns around and looks up to see one of the bar wenches standing over him with a sharp glass bottle pointed in his direction*

Boobu: CRAP!!! :eek

*Boobu uses the silly Force to snatch off the wenche's corset. The wench screams and runs away in a vain attempt to cover herself*

*Boobu gets up and dusts himself off*

Boobu: Heh, serves her right! >D

*Bspace flips through the air and lands at Boobu's side*

Bspace: Need some help, Obi-Wan? ;)

Boobu: We'll take them together. You go in slowly on the lef...

Bspace: No, I'm taking them now!>:

*Bspace runs headlong into a group of thugs waiting for him and Boobu*

Boobu: NO, BSP...aw why do I even bother? :x

*Boobu runs after Bspace. Together the B boys get caught up in a fist fight for the ages!*

*The B boys clean house, thanks to their Force enhanced senses.*

*Bspace hits a guy so hard that he flies through the air and breaks a table*

*Boobu knocks two thugs' heads together, knocking them out instantly*

Boobu: You guys don't know who you're dealin with!

Bspace: That be right, matey!8)

*One guy gets up and takes out a sword*

Thug: I'm gonna gut you like a...

*Bspace takes out his lightsaber and cuts the thug's sword at the hilt*

Thug: Fish? :(

Bspace: That's who yee will be swimmin with if ya don't know what's good for thee!

*The thugs run away at the sight of Bspace's lightsaber*

Scared Thug: THEY'RE DEMONS! THEY'LL CURSE US ALL! RUN AWAY!!! :eek

Bspace: Heh, thats right run you gutless scallywags who don't know...

*suddenly Bspace is bombarded by some of the other drinkers from the bar*

Bspace: OOF!

Boobu: :eek

Boobu: GET OFF B!!!! >:

*Boobu hurls himself ontop of the pile of bar patrons and starts tickling them*

*Bspace pushes with ALL his might and with the silly force, FLINGS all the patrons in all directions, ala Neo with the Smith Clones, complete with slow mo*


Bspace: This calls for drastic measures :evil

*Bspace straps on a helmet of sorts, and starts headbutting people*

Bspace: WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Boobu: alright B!!!

*Boobu continues punching people and giving them wedgies, then sending em down the bar table

Boobu: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

*A thug trips Bspace causing him to land on his face, while another thug laughs*

Bspace: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Thug who laughed: EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*Bspace headbuts him too*

*The B boys continue fighting when suddenly...a single gunshot is heard.....everyone FREEZES....*

.....

Bspace: WOOOOOOOO!!!!! *and he leaps off a chair and just hits the ground as everyone has frozen*

*Its Sheriff MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Bspace/Boobu: :eek

Sheriff Mary: pfft...B Boys....sooo predictable...just once you should try leaving a place in better shape than when you walked in!!!! >:

Boobu: How did you get HERE???

Mary: *scoffs* Same way you did my dear...there was a spare teleporter ball..

*Bspace and boobu smack their heads*

Mary: by the looks of things, it looks like you boys are already getting yourself aquainted with the locals...

Bspace: More than you can imagine...:evil

Mary: and don't even think about going after that treasure of the Daisy Dukes...where you boys are going, the only treasure is the private use of a toilet >: and besides, TK-1771 is already prepping our expidition to find it...

*suddenly, a familiar speeder horn is heard...its the General Kenobi!*

*the Chiss Bartender runs in, B boyzzz...come onss!!!!

Mary: NOT HIM AGAIN!!!!! :evil

*Bspace and boobu shove a chair in front of the Sheriff and they race off to the GK*

Bspace: Chiss man, I LOVE YOU

Chiss Bartender: aww Bsss...you flatter meez..

*Bspace does a hood slide and hops in the drivers seat, while Boobu gets in the passenger, and the Chiss Bartender sort of squeezes in the middle*

*the GK wizzes off!*

*Sheriff Mary gets on a horse and chases the speeder*

Bspace: heh, unlike our past chases, this one will be short, but HIGH...

Chiss Bartender: we be gonna get HIGHs??????

Bspace: :lol something like that, hang on :D

Boobu: do it B!

*Bspace nails the GK on a mud hill that has the speeder sail over a river that Mary and her horse cannot cross*

*in mid air*

Bspace/Boobu: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAW!!!!!!:D

*The speeder unfortunately lands right thru the roof of the Chiss Bartender's house*

*The GK comes skids to a stop, and in the process, ends up wrecking a good deal of the house*

Bspace/Boobu: CRAP! :eek

*The Chiss Bartender gets out of the GK and surveys the mess that's been made. His hands go to his head*

Chiss: AW NOS! MY HOUSE IS RUINDS! :(

*The Chiss Bartender breaks down and weeps bitterly*

Boobu: Uhh...sorry dude...I wish there was someway to fix this. :\

*A light bulb appears above Bspace's head*

Bspace: BOOBU! Maybe we can! :D

Boobu: How?

Bspace: The treasure of Daisy's Dukes! I'm sure with the money we'd get from that, we could repay our favorite bar-keep here for the mess we made!

Boobu: I dunno, B. That sounds like it would involve...an effort! :x

*Bspace smacks Boobu over the head*

*The Chiss Bartender gets up*

Chiss: He's rights! You two owes me bigs! >:

Boobu: Perhaps so. But there's no way for us to get the treasure. Sheriff Mary and TK are already hot on it's trail. And we don't exactly have a sailing boat. Plus, it's not like the GK is seaworthy so...

Chiss: Ah, butt it could bes!

Bspace: Oh boy, I feel a plot device coming on! :x

Chiss: Come ons! We needs to gets to the port!

* * * * *

*At the port, Bspace, Boobu, and the Chiss get out of the GK*

Boobu: Now what?

Chiss: Now we turns the General Kenobis into a boat!

*The Chiss bartender gets into the GK and flips a switch on the teleporter ball. He then puts the GK into gear and pushes it into the water*

Bspace/Boobu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :eek

Chiss: Ah, it's okays! Just watches!

*In a flash of light and other pyrotechnics, the General Kenobi transforms into a fiersome crimson pirate ship with 00 on either side, matching the speeder*

Bspace/Boobu: Ooooooooooooooooooh...

Chiss: I give yous, the Admiral Kenobis! :D

*The three stand there eyeing it...*

Bspace:...so...how do we drive it?

Boobu: :x we need a crew you dummy..

Bspace: but WHO will be on our crew....

*Bspace and Boobu look at the Chiss Bartender*

Chiss Bartender: ohhhh nooo B Boyzzz...sorries..but I gotsa tavern bar to run now!!!!

Bspace: aww :( Well who do we get then?

*Suddenly, Butterfly walks up*

Butterfly: Hi guys!

Bspace/Boobu: :D


This post was also co written by me and boobu :D

Edited by: Bspacewiz2 at: 7/5/06 6:51 pm
Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
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(7/28/06 9:57 pm)
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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are
Bspace: Ar, matey! This be our ship, the Admiral Kenobi! And as promised, young maiden, we invite ye to become apart of our crew! So what do ya say? :D

*Butterfly straightens her stance and salutes Bspace*

Butterfly: Aye yi, Captain Black Tot! :D

Bspace: No, no, no! :x Pirates don't salute each other, young maiden! They say, AR MATEY! :b

Boobu: They do? :|

*Bspace elbows Boobu in the ribs*

Boobu: OW! BLARG! >:

*Boobu elbows Bspace in the ribs*

Bspace: CRAP!! *Bspace elbows Boobu in the ribs again* >:

Boobu: GRRR *Boobu elbows Butterfly in the ribs* >:

Butterfly: HEY!!! *Butterfly elbows Boobu in the ribs* >:

Boobu: BLARRRRRRG!!!!!!! *Boobu elbows Bspace in the ribs again* >:

*10 minutes later*

*all are panting*

Bspace: *huff puff* so, who should we get next for our crew...:|

butterfly: I know of someone!! His name is Welches, he runs a wine factory in town and he's always dying for something fun to do! :D

Boobu: sounds like a suitable sucka, I mean pirate! :evil

Bspace: Indeed ye Peg Leg! :evil

Butterfly: Come on! I know the way ! :D

*A few minutes later, the three newly crowned pirates found themselves at the entrance of a winery, aptly titled, WELCHE'S GRAPE JUICE*

Bspace: Ar, young Butterfly. Since ye be knowing more about this guy than we be knowin, it only be proper that ye introduce your new captain and his first mate to him! >D

*Boobu slaps his forehead, and once again gets elbowed by Bspace*

Butterfly: Ok then...er, I mean, AR MATEY! ;)

*The three walk in and find Welches, a regular looking schmoo dressed in your typical bartender's outfit from a period era, cleaning out a glass*

Welches: Hey, Butterfly! How ya doing? Oh, and where's your father? :|

*Boobu smirks at Bspace. Bspace raises his elbow again, but Boobu lets one of his fingers crackle with silly lightning. Bspace lowers his elbow and nods*

Bspace*piping up*: He uh, fell...asleep? :\

Welches: Ah I see, Young butterfly, what brings you out this far?

Butterfly: These two Pirates :eek

Welches: ...and? 0]

Bspace: Perhaps I can answer that. :D

*Bspace whispers to Boobu*

Boobu: oh you gotta be sithing me....:x

Bspace: Ahem. ;)

*Bspace and boobu break out in to song dancing merrily*

Bspace/Boobu: We're off to find the treasure! The treasure of daisy dukes, because because because because BECAUSSSSSSEEEEE!!! Because its a wonderful treasure!!!!!!! :D

Butterfly: ...:x

Welches: ...:x

Bspace: umm so yeah, thats what we are after matey! >D

Welches: and let me guess, you want ME on your crew? :|

Boobu: Exactly...muahahahaha :evil

Welches: sorry but I hvae a business to run! :eek

Boobu: OH NO you don't! we already got that excuse once and it won't be happenin again!! >:

Bspace: PLEASE? .....uh...there will be RUM! :D

Welches: Rum? well you guys got yourselves a pirate!! :eek

Bspace: ARRR MATEY I knew you would be coming around to our side! :D

Welches: Well, if you're going to find the treasure of Daisy's Dukes, then we'll need the help of Vixen. She's the roughest, toughest woman I've ever heard of this side of the Atlantic, and I hear she's a great cook! 8)

Boobu: Ooooooooooooooooh, we definitely need to recruit her then! >D

Welches: There's just one problem. Very few knows where she lives. She's extremely rich, you know, and stays where ever she wishes on a whim. And she's the only one who probably knows where this treasure of yours is. :\

Bspace: Okay, so how do we find her?

Welches: This guy named Picanic probably knows. He's the one who usually gives Vixen her leads when it comes to finding treasures.

That's how she got to be so rich. She's an ex soldier turned bounty hunter, turned treasure hunter.

Boobu: So where is this Picanic guy?

Welches: Ummm...that's the problem. He's scheduled to be executed today...:\

Bspace/Boobu: What??!! :eek

Welches: Its true....so if ye intend to rescue him, ye better ge a move on!! :eek

Bspace: Boobu and I will handle this, you guys wait here.

Butterfly: Okay!

*Bspace and Boobu make their way to the gallows*

Bspace: Okay Boobu, so, how do you want to handle this?

Boobu: Well, the way I figure it, we'll need a distraction in order to sneak this guy out. That's where you come in.

Bspace: Me?! Why do I have to do it?! :eek

Boobu: Because you're running this show, arent you? Besides, the world needs to see Captain Black Tot in action. So they can learn to FEAR HIM! :evil

*Bspace strokes his chin thoughtfully*

Bspace: Well...when you put it that way... >D

Boobu: And while you're showing off for the crowd, I can sneak Welches away. And then I'll provide a gooooooooooood cover for your escape.

Bspace: How good?

Boobu: Oh, trust me, it'll be a real show stopper! >D

Bspace: Very well Boobu ole pal! :lol

*Bspace made his way to the top of a support beam and then leaped down amongst the crowd to watch the hanging of Picanic*

Bspace: Alllllright people, LICE CHECK! :lol

Person: HEY! I don't have any lice! :eek

*Bspace unleashes the power of the silly force to unleash a swarm of lice over the person's head*

Bspace: NOW ya DO :rollin

Person: GET HIM!!!!!!!! >:

Bspace: time to go! :eek

*Bspace runs away thru a stone wall doorway, and extends his leg, causing the person and the crowd chasing him to topple over with a bowling pin sound*

Bspace: HA that should take care of most of this crowd! I just hope Boobu can rescue Picanic !

*While the crowd is distracted, Boobu sneaks onto the gallows and knocks out the executioner assigned to Picanic. Boobu ignites his lightsaber and cuts Picanic loose, causing the poor over-weight, and very hairy, and sweaty, old guy to fall to the ground with a thud*

Picanic: WHAT IN LUCIFER'S HELL ARE YOU? :eek

Boobu: The name's Peg Leg, and one day you will call me, Mastah! ;)

*Boobu hefts Picanic onto his shoulder and uses the silly force to leap high into the air*

Picanic: Oh, Lord, save me! :eek

Boobu: Actually, I'm right here. :b , now to help out Bspace!

*With his free hand, Boobu summons the silly force to rip off the corsets of every woman in the immediate area. It causes quite the uproar*

Boobu: Hope that helps ya Bspace! >D

*Boobu and Picanic land, and as they do, Boobu uses the silly force to dash away into a nearby alley*

*Bspace notices a crowd moving away from him*

Bspace: Allright Boobu!!! Now to get outta here :D

*Bspace starts to run, then notices something *

Bspace: Hubba WHA???!!!!! :eek

*Bspace stands in a trance and wiggles his way into the crowd to get a view of this 'scenery.'

Boobu*hitting his head*: ahhh B!!!!! >:

Bspace: oh yeah!!!!

*Bspace kneels down and leaps into the air Neo style, flying sky high and lands causing a ripple effect on the ground, next to Boobu and Picanic*

Picanic: WHO THE DEVIL ARE YOU PEOPLE?! :eek

Boobu: Ya know, for a guy who just got rescued from his own execution, you'd think you'd be more grateful! >:

Picanic: Not if you demons have come to take me to hell with the rest of your horde! :eek

Bspace: Ar, matey! We not be of the undead! We're pirates! :D

Picanic: THAT'S EVEN WORSE! |I

Boobu: Listen buddy, shut up! We need to tell ya something rather important. :evil

Bspace: Ar, me first mate be correct! Have we got a story to tell ye!

*5 minutes later*

Bspace: So, we be needing to find Vixen, so we can learn where the treasure of Daisy's Dukes are located!

Picanic: And, if I refuse? :x

Boobu: Well, we could always send you back to the gallows...:evil

Picanic: Oh lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do...(sighs)...very well, I find the pirate's life is the life for me and would be delighted to help you find Vixen.

Bspace: Goooooooooood! Now, where does Vixen live?

Picanic: she be a rich one, she's probably up at her estate overlooking the waterfront

Boobu: and ya know what!! YOU SMELL BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:

Picanic: well at least I don't use a peg leg :b

Boobu: its just for show!!!! >:

Picanic: ahh sure it is! :lol

Boobu: BLARG!!!!!!! *Boobu unelashes tickle lightning upon Picanic*

Picanic: Ahh HAHAHAHA I'm...I'm sorry evil demon AHAHHAAHAHa I mean Mr. Peg Leg!!!! :lol :eek

Bspace: Settle down boys , we need to make our way to Vixen's estate!!! :rolleyes

*they make their way across town, pick up Butterfly and Welches, and head to a very lavish manor*

Bspace: Oh! I better knock I suppose! :p

*Bspace taps on the large door and then backs away*

Bspace: there doesn't seem to be anyone home :|

*Boobu thwacks B on the head while Butterfly giggles*

*B rubs his sore head*

Bspace: Well?? where is she???

Welches: she's coming!!!!!!!!!!! HIDE!!

Boobu: Hide??

Welches: sshh!!!

*the group hides on either side of the door, Vixen opens it, and see's nobody, when suddenly Bspace and Boobu leap out*

Bspace: ARRR!!!! >D

Boobu: BLARRRRG!!!!!! >D

*SLASH/SWIPE*

*Bspace and Boobu have cuts all over their clothes*

Bspace/Boobu: Ow...:x

*Vixen angles her gleaming swords at Bspace and Boobu*

Vixen: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't cut your throats right now?! SPEAK QUICKLY! >:

*Picanic walks in front of Bspace and Boobu*

Vixen: Picanic! You're alive! :eek

Picanic: Yeah, no thanks to these demons here.

Boobu: Man, you are really getting on my last nerve here...

Bspace: We went out on a limb to save this guy and all he does is call us demons!

Vixen: Well, are you? I've seen so many strange things in my life, I'm not ready to discount anything.

*Butterfly puts her hands on her hips and glowers...but she ends up blushing and looking really cute instead*

Butterfly: They're not demons! They're pirates! :D

*Vixen lowers her blades*

Vixen: Even worse. Well, you look like a rowdy bunch, come into my abode and let's talk.

*As the group follows Vixen into her home, Welches nudges Picanic*

Welches: Ya know, she's really beautiful.

Picanic: Watch it buddy. The last time any man tried to woo her, she cut off his umentionables.

Welches: Ooooh, who was the poor bastard?

Picanic: ...me...:(

Welches: Ohhhhhhh.....well that explains your high pitched voice...:|

Picanic: yeah.........:(

*they make their way into a living room*

Vixen: can I get you people something to drink?

Boobu: CORELLIAN ALE

Bspace: Mountain Dew!!

Welches: Grape Juice!

Picanic: non fattening buttermilk!!!

Butterfly: sugar sprinkled water!

Vixen: well how about a nice glass of good ole plain yellow water...

Bspace*whispering to Boobu: Is water supposed to be yellow?

Boobu: shut up B. they don't have water filters in the pirate era

Bspace: oohhhh :x

*Vixen gets the drinks and they all sit down*

Vixen: soooo....

Boobu: have I ever told you all, the tragedy of Darth Yogi the Silly? >D

*Bspace bonks boobu on the head*

Bspace: Boobu this is neither the time nor the place >:

Bspace: ahem, actually, we are here about the treasure of the Daisy Dukes! :D

Vixen: the Daisy Dukes!!!!! WHAT do ye want with THEM......

Boobu: cuz we flat out dayum broke >D

Bspace: what he said. :\

Butterfly: and they promised me an adventure :D

Welches: And me RUM ;)

Picanic: and I don't knwo what the hell I'm doing here for. :|

Vixen: well, I happen to know where it is...

Bspace: do ye now? arrrrrr.......

Vixen: Aye....but I can only do it on ONE condition!

Boobu: And that is...?

Vixen: I want to get married to Picanic over there. The last time we dated, I did the very unnatural thing and proposed to him! And in then he ran away! That's when I had to cut him...:evil

*Picanic sweats nervously as Vixen caresses her sword*

Vixen: So, if I do this, I want us to have a Pirate themed wedding under the setting sun! And you two are going to be the ones that handles it! :evil

*Picanic screams and tries to run away*

Vixen: OH NO YOU DONT! >:

*Vixen throws her sword past Picanic and it slams into the wall right beside his face. Picanic falls on the floor out of fear*

Bspace: Ar, matey, ye know what?! Me and Peg Leg here would be delighted to marry you two off! Wouldn't we matey? :D

Boobu: Ar...:x

Bspace: THAT'S THE SPIRIT, BUDDY! :D

Vixen: very well!!! you have yourselves a deal!

Butterfly: HOORAY!!! :D

Bspace: wedding, I LOVE weddings, drinks all around!!!! :D

Bspace: well I suppose you all should see our SHIP! :hat

Butterfly: Its real manly ;)

Bspace: COURSE it is!!! Lets go gang!!!

Boobu: gang?? what is this scooby doo?

*the crew make their way to the docks, where the transformed General Kenobi is now a grand pirate ship, the ADMIRAL KENOBI*

Bspace: TA DA!!!!!!! Here she is ladies and gents, the Admiral Kenobi!

*The Admiral Kenobi has the trademark "00" on either side, the teleporter ball in the captain's cabin, and a Slave Bikini clad Twilek statue at the head of the ship*

Welches: is...is it safe??

Bspace: COURSE it is ya scumbag ARRR!!!

Welches: well have you sailed it before??

Bspace: its in the water aint it?? now GIT on board!!!

Boobu: *whispering to B* good save ;)

*Bspace and Boobu go to the loading ramp, and usher the crew on board and they make their way to the top deck*

Boobu: WELCOME Aboard the ADMIRAL KENOBI Ms. Vixen!

*Vixen takes a look around and huffs*

Vixen: I've seen bigger...

*Boobu and Bspace regard each other with confused glances*

Bspace: Ar! Welcome to the mayden voyage of the Admiral Kenobi! I hereby christen this ship ready to sail!

*Bspace produces a wine bottle and smashes it over the twi lek statue...and breaks the statue off*

Bspace: AR! :x

*Bspace uses the silly force to raise the statue out of the sea and re-fastens it onto the ship*

Bspace: Now, all ye fellow pirates, get ready for the adventure of your lives! Boobu, man the helm! Butterfly! You're in the crows' nest! Welches and Picanic, release the sails! And Vixen...uhh...come up here on deck and uhh...watch me be Captain! Hehehee...:lol

*Boobu mumbles as he goes over to the helm. Butterfly manages to climb into the crows nest with an amazing sense of speed and agility. Picanic and Welches mumble to themselves as they unfasten the sails*

*Vixen takes her stand at Bspace's side*

Vixen: The treasure is guarded by a dangerous Kraken. You'll need all your wits about you if you wish to survive, Captain.

Bspace: Ar, my pretty matey! You underestimate me power! Now, THIS is where the fun begins! HENCEFORTH, THIS ADVENTURE SHALL BE KNOWN AS...ON THE SEAS WITH BSPACE AND BOOBU! :D

*Butterfly, Welches, Picanic, and Vixen all clear their throats*

Bspace: Oh yes...AND CREW! :rolleyes

*The sails of the Admiral Kenobi unfasten and immediately catches a strong wind. Boobu nervously mans the helm, trying not to show that he really doesnt know what he's doing*

*The Admiral Kenobi sails fast onto the open sea...where many dangers, adventures, and silliness awaits!*



(After a week and many mishaps later, this post was brought to you by me and Bspace...Dear, God, let's hope we work better next time!)

Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
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(8/3/06 9:54 pm)
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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are





That should give you guys an interesting visual :D

Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 149
(8/9/06 9:36 pm)
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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are
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Bspace: Captain's Log...Captain Black Tot speaking, it's been 3 days since we put to sea, and things were going just great for me and the crew...but silliness sometimes comes with dreadful consequences...It started like any other day, we the crew were enjoying being at sea enjoying the fresh air, the fish the....

*Bspace is cut off*

Welches: Are we there yet??? My feet hurt!!!!:(

Bspace: :x

Boobu: how the hell can your feet hurt! we are on a ship not on foot! :x

Butterfly: I'm thirsty! :(

Picanic: I'm gassy! :\

*everyone stares at Picanic*

Picanic: What? :o

Vixen: Will you all stop friggin complaining! I'm trying to get a tan here! 8)

*Vixen lays sprawled out on a fancy beach chair, wearing nothing but a bikini and sunglasses*

Boobu: Hey, Captain! We're all doing some hard work here sailing this ship! Shouldn't Vixen be doing something too?! |I

Bspace: Ar, Peg Leg, Vixen is doing somethin alright! Perhaps the most important job on this whole ship! :D

Boobu: And that would be?! :rolleyes

Bspace: Lookin mighty fine! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :rollin

*Boobu grumbles about plotting a mutiny, but goes back to steering the helm*

Butterfly: Hey, I'm a lady too ya know! Why can't I lounge around all day like Vixen?! :(

Bspace: Ar, young lass, ye be a wee bit too young to be showin of ye skin. We be pirates, not pedophiles! :eek

Butterfly: Who said anything about showing off skin? I just wanna be lazy... >D

Bspace: Hmm...well ye may be lazy within reason young butterfly, seeing as how ye are only 13. :)

Butterfly: Thanks captain B :)

Bspace: Black Tot >D

*Butterfly giggles as Bspace sighs*

Bspace: Peg Leg Boobu! I feel it be about time for an all crew meal time! What say YOU? 8)

Boobu: Hmm, actually I'm feeling kind of bloated, why don't the rest of you...:x

Bspace: Peg Leeegggg.......>:

Boobu: Fine :x

Bspace: AHOY! Picanic! Lower Anchor! Boobu! Lock Wheel! Butterfly! Douse the sails!!! Welches! Get the FOOD! Vixen!!!!! uhhh....stay right where you are:D

Vixen: Don't I get to eat too?:\

Bspace: Ar, I be bringin ye food to ye in just a jiff!:D

Vixen: Aye yi, Captain. Man, this is the best pirate cruise I've ever been on...8)

* * * * *

*And so it was, the crew had a magnificent meal prepared by Boobu. Of course, Bspace wasnt with them, seeing as how he was eating with Vixen in his quarters*

Butterfly: Mmm, this is delicious, Peg Leg! What is this?
:)

Boobu: Let's just say that it comes from a galaxy, far far away ;)

Welches: As good as the food is, I must say, this cruise has been a bit of a bust! Captain Black Tot hasn't given me any rum! And without it, why am I even here?! :eek

Picanic: Yeah! And he's so busy seducing my girlfriend, he doesn't even care about what happens to the rest of us! :evil

Butterfly: And he won't let me...uh...wait, he did say I could be lazy...:) :o

Boobu: Indee...wait...Picanic...I thought you didn't like Vixen?

Picanic: Uhhhh...well, she is really beautiful...:o

Boobu: Ah, but you should know, my friend, that prettiness is but mere vanity. And beautiful things can be taken away from you...just like they were taken from me...:|

Everyone looks at each other, then at Boobu*

Butterfly: Were you in love once, Peg Leg?

Boobu: (sighs) Yes...but that's not important right now...what's important is that Black Tot is pissing us off, and I say it's time for a change in leadership! Who's with me?! :evil

*No one raises their hands or makes a sound*

Boobu: Aw, come on guys! I was all ready for a mutiny here!

Welches: Well...we would be...except for the fact that we're just too lazy to do it...

Boobu: Blarg...:x

* * * * *

*Meanwhile, in Bspace's quarters...*

*Bspace and Vixen have a relaxing meal together*

Vixen: You have a very big feather in your hat :)

Bspace: thank you 8)

Vixen: I've never 'been' with a real pirate captain before! this is FUN!! :D

Bspace: Thank you 8)

Vixen: in fact, I'd say you are the cutest captain I've ever seen!!! :)

Bspace: Thank you 8)

Vixen: In fact, being with you here in your private quarters makes me....:smokin

*Vixen starts to unzip her V shaped leather vest*

Bspace: :eek :D

*suddenly*

*Bspace is jarred from a fantasy moment*

Vixen: Pass the damn salt captain!!!!!!!!! >:

Bspace: :eek

Bspace: he, here you are Vixen....:|

Vixen: thank you :x

*Vixen snatches the salt out of B's hand*

Bspace: So uh...Vixen...do you like the uh, feather in my hat? :)

Vixen: eh its alright, actually I think Boobu's peg leg is cuter.

Bspace: ...:x

*And so, an awkward silence settled into the room as the two quietly ate*

Bspace: So uh, what's with you and Picanic? I mean...you're a lavishly beautiful woman who hunts for treasure. And he's uhh...

Vixen: Kind of short and hairy? ;)

Bspace: I was gonna say "a midget", but yeah...:lol

Vixen: I dunno, I guess I like short guys. They're different than whom I grew up around. That being aristocratic stiffs with noses so far up each other's glutes that you could see the brown peeling off of their boogers...>:

Bspace: ...suddenly, I'm not so hungry anymore..:x

Vixen: Yeah, I lost my appetite around those stuck up bums more times than I can count. So, one day, I ran into Picanic. He was in trouble with the law, as usual, and I dunno why, I just felt this...connection. He might say that he doesn't feel the same way, but...

Bspace: Yeah, so anyway, ya think a treasure hunter like you and a guy like me...? :D

Vixen: NO!:x

Bspace: Aww...:(

Vixen: Besides, you agreed to marry us off! Don't you dare go back on your word now, or I may have to cut you too!

Bspace: *gulp* Aye...I be hearin ya...|I

* * * * *

*The next day, everyone was on deck once again*

Bspace: Captain's Logs, Bspace here :D !, I gave up pursuing the interjection between Vixen and Picanic in fear for my life, yeah that didn't work out so well. It appears Boobu's peg leg has grown a plant sprout! I decided to call him squiggly, much to Boobu's objection....It appears today there is a ship on the horizon with black sails, I think we should investigate...

*Bspace puts away his telescope*

Bspace: Peg Leg! I don't like this, other pirates appear to be here! Cutting in on our piratey action!!! I say we go over and see who it is! >D

Boobu: that be a bad idea cap'n :\

Bspace: you aint scared are ye? >D

Boobu: scared? Hell no!!! BRING HER ABOUT! >:

Bspace: thats my line! I am captain!!!! :(

*Boobu puts his foot down*

Boobu: damnit Bspace! >:

Bspace: At least I have a foot :p

*The Admiral Kenobi sails toward the mysterious ship, which just so happens to be the Black Pearl! With Captain Jack Sparrow!*

Bspace: Arr Peg Leg! It be the mighty Black Pearl!!!!!! :D

Boobu: the wha?

Bspace: you know, the pirate ship from pirates of the caribbean :D

Boobu: oh. :|

*the Admiral Kenobi sails over so they are within shouting distance*

Bspace: AHOY!!!!!!!! Jack Sparrow??? is that you???

*a pirate skulks down from the Wheel of the ship to the side of the deck*

Jack Sparrow: Ahoy Sailor!

Bspace: ohmigosh I can't believe its you :eek

*Jack has a blank expression*

Bspace: I LOVE your movies!!! :D

*jack continues to have a blank expression*

Bspace: Hmm...so what are you guys up to????

Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones...? >D

Boobu: NOT MUCH!!! *he shouts*

William Turner*shouting from deck*: THATS WHAT I SAID!!!!

Jack Sparrow: don't mind him...he's a unuch...|I

Will: I am NOT!>:

Bspace: Oooookay then....:rolleyes

*suddenly, Elizabeth Swann walks out on deck*

Bspace/Boobu: HELLO :D

Bspace: Dang someone is cute!!!:D

William Turner: AVAST! thats my fiance!!! >:

*Will whips out his sword*

Boobu: Burned...

Bspace: ahem, well I'd say its about time we head on our respective journeys :)

Gibbs: Watch out for.....THE KRAKEN!|I

Bspace: uh...okay :D ....BYE GUYS!!!

*Jack Sparrow shakes his compass and half waves as he walks off*

Bspace: man they are so cool 8)

Boobu: I have no idea who the hell any of those people were :x


*several hours later*
Welches: Man, I'm so bored...anybody up for a game?

Vixen: I'm in!:D

Picanic: I'm in if she's in!:D :D

Butterfly: I'll play too!:)

Bspace: Ar! A game be sounding mighty fine, Welches! Count me in! We can count Boobu in as well! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Always wanted to do that!:rollin

Boobu: Grrrrrrrrrrr....

*And so, the crew members of the Admiral Kenobi gathered around for a game. And what kind of games do pirates play? Why, a drinking game is what!*

Bspace: Ar, this is what we be drinkin! The last known bottle of Tarisian ale! :D

Boobu: When did you get that?

Bspace: *whispering* Just before we left Taris, when I raided Darth Bandon's box of mysteries...;)

Welches: All right, here's the game. I call it, Truth or Drink. In Truth or Drink, you either tell the truth about something, or you take a drink. Or both!

Bspace: Sounds like the greatest game ever! Let's get started! Butterfly, you go first!

Butterfly: But I'm not old enough to drink...:(

Bspace: Ar, young lass! Ye be on me ship now! There be no age limits on drinkin!:D

Butterfly: Well when you put it that way Cap'n :)

Bspace: now get us started :D

Butterfly: umm...I choose DRINK:D

*Butterfly downs a cup*

Bspace: n00b....:x OKAY so Welches is up next!

Welches: okay, when I was little, people called me Belches, rather than Welches :(

Bspace: oh man :( thats awful...have a drink*

*Welches nods and takes a big gulp*

Vixen: I do believe it's my turn...I used to be really fat, until I found the treasure of Jenny Craig. I made a wish and now here I am!

Bspace: Woo hoo! Let's drink to that!:D

*Everyone drinks*

Boobu: Uhh...I'm actually 4,000 years old...? :\

Bspace: Hahah, nice try Boobu, but everyone can tell that just by lookin at ya! Pass the ale to someone else! :p

*An hour later, most of the bottle was gone, and Boobu had not gotten one single sip...which made him very angry...*

Bspace: Okay, Truth...I AM THE DARK LORD OF THE SILLINESS! HEHEHE...*hicup*...

*Everyone cheers and takes another drink*

Picanic: I'm really a woman!!!!!

*At this point, everyone's vision is to blurry to tell if its truth or not, so they cheer and take another drink*

Butterfly: I like large hippos!!!!!

all: HUZZAH! :D

*drinks*

Boobu: I have a wooden leg!!! :D

All: BOOOO >:

Boobu: :(

Bspace: I'm ending this post!!!! :D

All: Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!! :lol



this was co-written by me and boobu ;)

Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 731
(8/16/06 9:55 pm)
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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are
Bspace: Captains *PUUUUUUKE* logs.....everyone is so freakin *BARRRRRRFFFFFFF* hung over...its....its.....oh please dear God not AGAAAAAA*puuuuuuuuuuuuuke*AAAAAAAA*barrrrrrrrrrf*AAIIINNN......*gasping for air*....*BLEEAAAHHHHHHHHH* I...I can't....I don't..have....any...more...in MEEEEEE*GAAAAAGGGGGPUUUUUKE*...aw screw it *cries*:x

*Everyone is puking all over the side of the Admiral Kenobi, and into the ocean*

*Boobu is seen trying not to puke, and instead re-swallowing it.....Butterfly is seen puking over the side not knowing what is going on as this is new to her, Vixen is gagging and vomiting not even bothering to do it over the side, Picanic is laying on the deck drowning in his own vomit, and Welches, he's hurling over the side, while continuing to drink more rum*

Boobu: We...underestimated the power of the Tarisian ale...:x

Bspace: Tell me something I don't know!:x

Boobu: Your parents' speeder broke down on the way to the hospital while your mom was in labor...:x

Bspace: Huh?!:eek

Boobu: That's something you...HURGH...:x

*Boobu pukes again*

Boobu: Blah...:x

*Meanwhile, in the crows' nest, Butterfly has one hand on her mouth and another hand on her stomach while she tries to fight off the feeling of vomiting again. She then sees something off in the distance and takes out her telescope.*

*She suddenly gasps*

Butterfly: Hey...guys...:eek

Bspace: What? We already know you're not feeling well!>:

Butterfly: No, guys, look! There's something off the starboard bow!:eek

*Bspace manages to pick himself up off of the deck and takes out his highly advanced, star wars era, binoculars. He zooms in and sees a better view of what Butterfly has seen*

Bspace: Ah, crap, not now!:eek

Boobu: What's...*groans*...going on?:x

Bspace: Search your feelings, Boobu...you will know it to be true...!:eek

Boobu: NO....thats IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!! HOW could Ashla do that to me!!!!!! DAMNIT...I'm going to have to take care of this someday....:(

Bspace: uh no boobu, look....:rolleyes

*a giant pirate ship is seen fastly approaching the Admiral Kenobi, with a Stormtrooper helmet on the bow, and a giant sheriff star on teh side*

Bspace/Boobu: :eek !!!!!!!!!

Bspace; ALL HANDS, man the cannon turrets, PREPARE FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRR *hurl* :x

Boobu: YOU HEARD THE CAPN'!!! BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*puke*RRRRRRRGGG!! :x

*Butterfly, and Picanic get below decks and load the cannon, no not that way you sickos *

Bspace: VIXEN!!! take the wheel! Boobu, to me, NOW!!!! :eek

*the gun turrets are unstowed, and the ships go alongside each other*

Sheriff Mary: at LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LAST, B Boys, I finally have you! :evil

TK-1771: *cackles* :evil

Boobu: NOT today Sheriff Ma...Ma...ma *HURRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLL* MARY!! :x

*Boobu spewed his puke all over the sheriff and TK*

Bspace: good aim man!! dang! ;)

*boobu looks proud*

Bspace: you REALLY think you can catch us Mary? >D

Sheriff: I do not think....:evil

Boobu: I'll say :lol

*Bspace bursts out laughing* :rollin

Sheriff Mary: I do not think....I KNOW >:

Boobu: crap :x

Mary: enough talk, TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil

Bspace: WAAAITT!!!!!! :eek

*Bspace races below deck, and suddenly, dramatic pirate battle music plays*

*Bspace runs back up*

Bspace: Okay!!!!! :D

*The flubbin big cannons on both the Admiral Kenobi, and Sherriff Mary's ship, The Law, trade blows. Both ships suffer damage, but the first strikes aren't critical...

After all, if they were, this would be one reallllly short fight!*

Boobu: Is this all? Is this all you can conjure, Saruman?! >D

Sherriff Mary: Huh? :|

Boobu: Er, nevermind, let's boogie, Sherriff! :p

*Boobu leaps aboard The Law and lands in front of Sherriff Mary, like Coleman Trebor did in Attack Of The Clones. And just like in Attack Of The Clones, Boobu gets blasted by TK, and falls overboard!*

*TK brings his blaster up to the mouth portion of his helmet and blows on the smoking barrell of his gun*

Sherriff Mary: Nice work, TK! :evil

TK: Thanks! Too bad it was only on the stun setting though...:|

*Bspace, meanwhile looks overboard and sees that Boobu has managed to grab onto the hull of the Admiral Kenobi*

Bspace: BOOBU, YOU IDIOT! YOU KNOW IT'S NOT TIME FOR THE SWORD FIGHT YET! QUIT TRYING TO JUMP THE GUN! >:

Boobu: BLARG!!! >:

*Back on the Law, TK has assembled a group of stormies to board the Admiral Kenobi*

Stormie liutenant: Sir, do we HAVE to do it this way? :|

TK: Sherriff's orders, I'm afraid. >D

*The stormies sigh and get into position. On Mary's command, they swing over to the Admiral Kenobi on ropes, with swords in their hands*

Bspace: BOARDERS! REPEL BOARDERS! :eek

*The crew of the Admiral Kenobi take out their swords, and Bspace brandishes his lightsaber*

Bspace: PREPARE TO BE MEET COLD HARD STEEL...ER...I MEAN...PIPING HOT ENERGY! ATTACK, MATIES! :evil

*The crew of the Admiral Kenobi start slashing stormies, who in turn swipe back*

Bspace: ARRRRRR!!!!!!!! *Bspace leaps in the air, and severs 3 of the stormies ropes* :evil

Bspace: HAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!! :evil

*Welches bashes stormies over the head with bottle after bottle of rum, and tries to lick it off before it goes to waste*

*Vixen lures the stormies with her foxy good looks, then slits their throats, evily laughing*

*Picanic goes for the knees, while Bspace slashes left and right at anything*

Bspace: wheres boobu???? :eek

Boobu*from the water*: Down here you idiot!!!! >:

Bspace: OH right!!! *Bspace grabs one of the ropes the stormies swung from, and tosses it down to boobu who grabs on and climbs back up*

Bspace: COME ON BOOBU!!!! ARRRRRR!!! >:

Boobu: BLARRRRRRG!!! >:

*The B boys go in formation, taking down stormie after stormie*

*But as they take the stormies down, more and more seem to the swing on over from the ropes*

Boobu: This is really starting to get old! >:

*With the power of the silly force, Boobu uses a stormie's body to ricotche off of other stormies, systematically taking them out*

Bspace: Hey, 2 can play at this game! :D

*Bspace gets in on the action, and in a bit of some serious hilarity, a points meter appears over Bspace and Boobu's head*

Bspace: Boobu! 10 so far! :D

Boobu: I'm on 37! :D

Bspace: WHAT?! NO SITHY BOOBU IS GOING TO OUTSCORE ME! >:

*Meanwhile, the rest of the crew of the Admiral Kenobi is having their own epic battle*

*Picanic and Vixen stand back to back as they're surrounded by a group of stormies*

*Vixen swipes at them with her swords, while Picanic goes around, kicking stormies in the shins and stabbing them in places below the belt that we don't want to know about*

*Welches and Butterfly also attack together. Butterfly displays a mastery of acrobatics that only one gifted with the force could execute. Welches meanwhile breathes his alcoholic breath on the stormies, taking them out in droves*

*Butterfly nearly passes out as well*

Butterfly: Man...that Tarisian ale just keeps on going and going and going...:x

*Back on The Law, Mary and TK fume at what they're seeing*

Mary: Ya know, I could have sworn these stormies were once Republic Commandos...>:

TK: That's the thing. These guys are so old, they can't really fight all that well anymore...:|

Mary: And you didn't bother to mention this, WHY?>:

TK: Because you told me if I didn't get you Republic Commandos, you would demote me again!:|

*Mary crosses her arms with a huff and continues to watch the battle*

TK: you know, we could join in the fight....:|

Mary: *glares at TK*

TK: or not....:|

*voice*: actually, that sounds like a WONDERFUL idea! :D

*Mary and TK turn around to see Bspace and Boobu, standing behind them, sabers drawn*

Mary: How did you :x

Bspace: cinema magic :D

Mary: arrrrr...>:

*Bspace ready themselves, and Sheriff Mary and the B-boys lock sabers*

Bspace: ahh, its been FAR too long since we've done this :D

Boobu: INDEED!!! :evil

Mary: Quite!! :evil

TK: rightly so! :hat

Bspace: Totally :p

Boobu: definately :p

Mary: I've missed it :D

TK: yeah me too |I

Bspace: yeah....ah well, lets fight :D

*Rock music plays, and the duel begins*

*many awesome moves are done, with many stormtroopers caught in the crossfire, and get slaughtered*

TK: my brothers :(

Boobu: *cackles evily*

Bspace: OH YEAH PWWWNNNNAGE!!!!! :D

*Bspace leaps up and grabs onto the mast of THE LAW*

Bspace: You can't beat us, Sheriff, we can always run, we can ALWAYS hide...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :evil

*Bspace laughs so hard he falls off the mast*

Bspace: WHOA :x

*THUD*

*Boobu holds his head in his hands and sighs*

*meanwhile on the Admiral Kenobi*

*Butterfly battles stormies as she climbs up the crows' nest. Suddenly a wind blows and the stormies stop attacking*

Butterfly: Huh? :|

Butterfly then notices her skirt is being blown up in the wind and the stormies are getting a view that they shouldn't be!*

Butterfly: YOU PERVS!!! >:

*Butterfly screams and the stormies are blown away by a certain mystical energy field!*

Butterfly: Whoa! :D

*Back down below, Vixen, Welches, and Picanic watch as stormies literally rain down and fall on their brothers on the deck. They're instantly knocked out*

Vixen: WOO! It's raining men! :D

Picanic: Hey! I'm a man too ya know! :o

Vixen: Aw, I know poo-bear! :)

Picanic: ARGH! I HATE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT! >:

*Welches snickers, and Picanic kicks him in the shins*

*Butterfly drops down from the crows nest and lands in front of everyone else*

Butterfly: Hey guys, look what I can do! :D

*Butterfly raises a closed fist to the remaining stormies. Suddenly, the stormies double over in pain, and hold their groins*

*The sounds of cracking are heard. Welches and Picanic cringe in pain at the sight*

Picanic: DEAR LORD, IN HEAVEN! THAT'S THE CRUELEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN! :x

*Vixen high five's Butterfly*

Vixen: That's it, gal, hit em where it hurts!

Butterfly: Man, this is cool, and funny! This must be the power of the dark silly side! :D

*Butterfly's cute smile twists into an evil grin*

Butterfly: Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood! :evil

*Back on the Law, Boobu and Mary climb atop the ship's sails. Meanwhile, Bspace has TK cornered, and a lightsaber to corner him with*

Bspace: Give it up, trooper. You're no match for me! >D

TK: You fool! I've been trained in your silly arts by Sherriff Mary! >:

*TK brandishes a white lightsaber, and twirls it in a skullful fashion*

TK: Attack, Bspace! >:

Bspace: :x

Boobu: Hoooly crap...uh GOOD LUCK BUDDY :lol

Bspace: thanks a lot :p

*TK cackles*

Bspace: oh man....:x

*Bspace jabs his lightsaber onto TK's, and they clash repeatedly while TK makes weird grunting sounds*

Bspace: TK, you are indeed powerful! >D

TK: you'll find I'm full of silly little surprises...*mary laughs at that, in the distance*

Bspace: ARRRRRR *Bspace swings hard and continues to fight TK*

*meanwhile on teh sails*

Boobu: get back here Sheriff Mary!! with you climbing ahead of me, I'm getting a view that is most unpleasant! >:

Sheriff Mary: here's an even MORE unpleasant one, BOOBU!!! :evil

*the Sheriff leaps off the sail, and tackles boobu and they are locked in each others grasp exchanging punches as they fall downward all slow motion matrix like*

*soon, everyone stares at Boobu and the Sheriff falling at an extremely slow rate*

*Bspace and TK briefly stop fighting*

TK: damn, whats taking em so long?? :x

Bspace: this is boobu's idea of dramatic presentation :p

TK: oh :rolleyes

*everyone stops fighting*

Welches: hey is anybody thirsty?? I think this could take awhile! :D

Bspace: I am :D

TK: me too! :D

*everyone agrees and they go below decks of the Admiral Kenobi for some drinks*

*20 minutes later*

*everyone makes their way back to the decks and their left positions*

Bspace: Oh sweet Boobu and Mary are finally about to hit the water! OK RESUME SCENE! :D

*the music blares again and Boobu and Mary regain full speed and CRASH into the waves with a HUGE tidal wave*

*Bspace suddenly gets an idea*

Bspace: sorry TK, maybe later :p

*Bspace uses the silly force to tie TK upside down to a lamp post on the deck of the LAW*

Bspace: that outta hold ya :lol

*Boobu and Mary battle underwater as they try to make their way to the surface*

*meanwhile, the tidal wave grows*

Bspace: holy crap I better hurry :eek

*Bspace uses the force to LEAP to the Admiral Kenobi, Push some stormies out of his way, and land at the Wheel*

Bspace: BUTTERFLY!!!!! GET BOOBU NOW!!!! :eek

*Butterfly uses a lasso to wrap around boobu and haul him onto deck, as the stormies leap from the A.K. to the Law in attempts to rescue their sheriff*

Bspace: WELCOME back Boobu!!! I'm about ready for us to end this battle and go after the treasure!!! :D

Boobu: AYE...captain...:rolleyes

Bspace*in dramatic voice*: Boobu.....press the BIG RED BUTTON :D

Boobu: HERE??? NOW????? on PIRATE SHIP???????? :x

Bspace: beneath this mask of a pirate ship, the skills of our speeder still remain, and that giant tidal wave heading towards us looks awfully like a jump....... >D

Boobu: :x

Bspace: DO IT >:

Boobu: oh man .....CREW....HANG ON.....IMINENT INSANITY IS AT HAND!!!! :x

*Bspace grips the wheel of the ship, boobu presses the button, and the Admiral Kenobi is suddenly sailing like a water jet*

*The ship spirals around, behind the tidal wave as it approaches THE LAW*

Bspace: HANG ON :D

Picanic: WERE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! :x

*Bspace has a determined face as he plows the pirate ship to the tidal wave and!!!!*

*WHOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!! the Admiral Kenobi launches off the Tidal Wave and sails OVER the Law ship

Bspace: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Bspace*leaning over the side looking at Mary and TK*: SO LONG SUCKAS!!!!!! :rollin

*The Admiral Kenobi sails thru the air and then starts to descend*

Bspace: now this part I didn't plan for :p

Boobu: :x

*KERSPPLLLAAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! The admiral kenobi lands back in the water and slows to a stop, out of sight of the Law*

Bspace: WOO man :D

*Bspace looks back at his fellow crewmates*

Bspace: Everybody okay? >D

*Other than Boobu, the rest of the crew is back to puking their guts out*

Bspace: Ar, I'll take that as a no...:\

*Vixen gets up first*

Vixen: Let's hope that's the last of...:|

*Vixen turns and looks around*

Bspace: What is it? :|

Vixen: I don't know what it is that that big red button did...but...I have no idea where the hell we are! :x

*Bspace and the rest of the crew looks around. They are seemingly surrounded by an anomoly that looks like the auroa borealis...*

Boobu: Aw, crap! I think I know what's wrong! We must have gone into hyperspace and ended up in limbo! :eek

Picanic: YOU MEAN, WE'RE IN PURGATORY?! :eek

Boobu: Well...that's one way of putting it...:|

*The crew of the Admiral Kenobi stares off at the horizon, aghast, as they truly sail off into the unknown...*



Giving it to ya Bspace and Boobu style!

Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
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(8/22/06 7:54 pm)
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Re: On The Road with Bspace and Boobu, Ep IV: Now Where Are
*On the main deck of the Admiral Kenobi, everyone is quite in awe of what they see around them*

*Picanic however is...*

Picanic: OH LORD! OH DEAR SWEET LORD! WE'RE TRAPPED! WE'RE TRAPPED IN THE BOWELS OF PURGATORY, OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY? :(

*Yeah, he was going a tad bit nuts...*

Bspace: Would somebody please shut him up?! >:

*Suddenly, an avil materializes in the "sky". It drops onto Picanic's head, knocking him out cold*

Bspace: Uhhh, okay, that wasn't quite was I was expecting... >D

Boobu: Hm, seems this place is exactly like I remembered it to be. :|

Bspace: Boobu, what IS this place, exactly?|I

Boobu: Well, I've only managed to come here once...and that was 500 years ago.

Bspace: How'd that happen?

Boobu: Eh, that's not terribly important. What's important is how we're going to get out of here, and that might be tricky.

Bspace: Okaaaaaaaaay...so how do we get out of here?

*Boobu stands in front of Bspace, stroking his chin thoughtfully*

Boobu: Eh, hold that thought. I'll be back.:D

*Boobu walks down below deck, leaving Bspace and the others absolutely perplexed about what to do*

Bspace: well thats just typical boobu for ya there folks!;)

Butterfly: Does he always get that distracted and randomly walk off?:\

Bspace: uh...yeah sure does!:)

Vixen: so what do we do while we wait for him?:rolleyes

Bspace: we could play strip poker! Vixen! you in??:D :D

Vixen: ah, no... >D

Picanic: how about we go fishing! :D

Welches: we're in purgatory you moron:x

Bspace: hmm I have an idea that should please me and Picanic... >D

*Bspace grabs a piece of chalk from his pocket that he just so happened to have there and draws a hop scotch game on the deck*

Bspace: Vixen, you first :D

Vixen: hmm well I guess there is no harm in that...:)

*Vixen jumps up and bounces around in the squares, and the boys snicker*

Vixen: what? I......ohhhhhh...you perverts!!!!:evil

*Bspace and Picanic burst out laughing...but where is Welches you ask?*

Welches: HEY GUYS!!! LOOK AT ME AHAHAHA!!:rollin

*Welches leaped overboard, but instead of falling, he is just kind of floating around*

Bspace: Welches get back here!!!:eek

Welches: this is better than getting drunk!!!!!:rollin

Butterfly: oh sweet!! can I join??? :D

Welches: the more the merrier babe!8)

Butterfly: what did you call me?:x

Welches: uhhhh....

Butterfly: HIIIIIIEEEEEE YA!!!!!!!!:evil

*Butterfly kicks Welches in the chest and he floats off into the dark abyss*

Bspace: damn it, boobu is gonna be pissed. :x

*Boobu walks back onto the main deck*

Boobu: Okay, I've meditated on the dark side of the silly force. My feelings tell me that this place is some kind of unknown dimension that lies between real space and hyperspace. 0]

Picanic: PURGATORY!:eek

Boobu: IT IS NOT, PURGATORY! That's just some stupid Terran myth! Besides, you go to purgatory when you die...and we are very much alive here...:smokin

Picanic: IN PURGATORY!:eek

Boobu: GODDAMNIT!:evil

Bspace: Nevermind him, Boobu. Were you able to remember how you got out of here last time?

Boobu: Well, last time I had a thermal detonator with me. I was able to explode a pocket of anti-matter and that created a very unstable wormhole back to real space.

Bspace: How unstable? >D

Boobu: Er, let's just say I didn't come back in one piece...had a few arms and legs missing on the return trip...:|

Bspace: Ouch...but uh, we don't have any thermal detonators on us. Or any explosives for that matter.|I

Boobu: Uh, well I hate to say it, but I think we're screwed!:p

Picanic: YOU MEAN...WE'RE TRAPPED IN PUR...:eek

Everyone: SHUT THE HELL UP!:evil

Bspace: Aw man, there's gotta be something we can do!

Boobu: We could overload the power crystals in our lightsabers. That might create a strong enough blast...

Bspace: Great! Let's...wait, aw crap...:|

Boobu: What? >D

Bspace: How do we detect the anti matter? It's not like we have any computers on this ship!:eek

*meanwhile, the others stand back in a group, whispering amongst themselves*

Butterfly: Do any of you guys understand a word they're saying?:rolleyes

Vixen: Not a clue, but their brains turn me on...:o

Butterfly/Picanic: ....

*Picanic stomps his foot*

Vixen: what do you think Welch.....uh oh...:eek

*Vixen runs up to the B boys*

Vixen: Boobu we forgot to tell you!!! Welches!!! he got blown off....:eek

Bspace/Boobu: ......

Vixen: DAMN IT you two!!! he floated away!!!!!>:

Bspace: oh yeah, I forgot to tell ya too Boobue ole' buddy:D !

Boobu: *sighs* well lets focus on rescuing welches, then we'll worry about our little trapped problem...

Picanic: IN PURrrrrrrrrrrFECT UNPLEASANTNESS!:eek :D

Bspace: Very well, BUTTERFLY, VIXEN, PICANIC, on deck you scrapless dogs!!!!:D

Butterfly:...uh...we are already here captain black tot! *giggle*:\

Bspace: yes I know!!! Just wanted to make sure you were paying attention! >D

*Boobu sighs again*

Bspace: POSITIONS everyone!!! lets save that little welch.....:D

Boobu: Be, you realize we're floating in an abyss right? There's no way to steer the ship!:eek

Bspace: Ah, but you will find that it is you who are mistaken, buddy! For we have the power of solar winds on our side!:hat

Boobu: SOLAR WINDS?! We're in a freaking different dimension! How the hell are solar winds gonna...>:

*and in that instance, a cloud of bright golden energy pushes against the Admiral Kenobi's sails*

Boobu: Well I'll be damned...:eek

*Boobu hurries over to the helm and steers the Admiral Kenobi*

Bspace: Turn south, peg leg! Ar! That be where Welches floated off to! To join the pixies and the fairies in the land lubber of hadies!

Boobu: Grrrrrrrrrrr...:x

*Boobu steers the ship in a south. The Admiral Kenobi floats by what appears to be holograms of various events and places that Boobu and Bspace have encountered in the past...*

Bspace: Obi the hutt?:eek

Boobu: The jousting arena?:\

Bspace: Sheriff Mary's original ship?:(

Boobu: Grrr...me getting ditched on Endor!>:

Bspace: JAINA!:D ...AND KDY!>:

Boobu: Ah, seeing revenge of the sith on earth.:smokin

Bspace: The chiss bartender? Heh, never can get enough of that guy...:lol

*Then Bspace and Boobu get a look at a sight they thought they'd never see again*

Boobu/Bspace: DARTH ELLEY-SAR!:eek :eek :eek

Darth Elley-sar: Ah, Bspace...and Yogi.:evil

*Boobu and Bspace glance at each other and then back at Elley-sar.*

Darth Elley-sar: Oh? Thought I was a hallucination too? Well, like Sauron, you too are fools. >D

*Darth Elley-sar steps onto the deck of the Admiral Kenobi. Boobu and Bspace draw their lightsabers*

Bspace: Stay right there ya elvish-loving butt-hole!

Boobu: Just couldn't stay dead, could you?

Darth Elley-sar: I'm not exactly dead...when we last met and you defeated me, I just wasnt...alive anymore.

Boobu/Bspace: Wha?

Darth Elley-sar: Oh believe me, there is a big difference between the two.:evil

Bspace: man, we sure thought we ditched you Darth Elley-sar...or should I call you...ARAGORN!>:

Darth Elley-sar: THAT name, no longer has any meaning for me....after you helped me break into ROTS opening night all those years ago, I was but a mere ranger, now I am the master...:hat

Boobu: heh, only a master of stupidity :b

Darth Elley-sar: HEH, well I'm not the one stuck in Purgatory...well...wait...:x

Picanic: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bspace: you have no idea what you just started...:x

Darth Elley-sar: are you threatening me master Bspace?|I

Bspace: DAMN STRAIGHT!!!! you threatened us, so we are just returning the favor!!!! YOU locked us up in that asteroid prison!! and it was so terrible, that part of our story got erased from our online server!!!!:evil

Darth Elley-Sar: sucks to be you!:lol

Boobu: you have no idea....:x

Darth Elley-sar: Well then, I come bearing good news then! You don't have to spend eternity here! Infact, you're going to get to leave this place.

Bspace: And how are we gonna do that?

Darth Elley-sar: By destroying me... >D

*Everyone on the ship takes a moment to do a double take*

Darth Elley-sar: See this glow around me? No, I didn't turn Super Saiyan, but I've absorbed a fair bit of anti matter. All you have to do is overload your lightsaber crystals, give your sabers to me, and then I'll leap away so the resulting explosion doesn't kill you.

*Darth Elley-sar's proposition is met with silence*

Darth Elley-sar: What? You don't believe me? >D

Bspace: No, we just don't trust you!:lol

Boobu: Oh yeah, there's definitely something in this for you! You wouldn't destroy yourself if you weren't gonna profit from it in some way!|I

Darth Elley-sar: Uhhh...if you strike me down, I'll become more powerful than you could possibly imagine?:D

Butterfly: Come on guys, at least hear him out! It's not like you can find this anti matter stuff anyway, right?

Bspace: She has a point there, Boobu.:\

Boobu: We're not deciding on anything until we rescue Welches!>:

Darth Elley-sar: Oh, fine. He's over there, by the way, being suffocated to death by his fantasy women.

Everyone: WHA?!:eek

*the others turn around and fine Welches laying on some kind of golden cloud. 3 scantily clad women surround him, and they suffocate him with their uhhh...*

Bspace: that poor poor man....he must be in agony...we need to save him!!!!!:(

Boobu: uh...B...

Bspace: I'll save you welches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Boobu: B!!!!:eek

*Bspace leaps off the side of the Admiral Kenobi and 'swims' in empty space towards where welches is*

Bspace: GET OFF HIM YOU FIENDISH DEVILS!! HE"S TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!!! *cries*

*Bspace drop kicks the beautiful women and grabs welches from the golden cloud*

Welches: DAMN it B!!>:

Bspace: its okay Welches I'm here!!!!! don't talk!!!!! I'll get you to safety!!:D

*Bspace glances back at the women*

BSpace: you should be ASHAMED of yourselves!!!>:

*Bspace leaps back and carries welches in a superman/lois lane style pose*

Bspace*singing*: I ammmm I aaammmm I am Suuuupermaaaannnn....and I can do anyyyyythingggg!! :D

*Bspace lands gracefully and sets Welches back down on the deck*

Bspace: your safe now!:)

*Picanic, Vixen and Butterfly and Darth Elley-sar can't even say anything to what they just saw*

Boobu: ohhhh B....B oh B ohB...:x

Bspace: HARK someone to save!!!!:D

*Bspace strikes a superman pose and attempts to fly straight up......but doesn't move*

Bspace::| :x ......crap...so anyway, yeah, about that lightsaber anti matter thing....

*WHAM!*

*Bspace gets the snot beaten out of him by Welches*

Welches: YOU IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?! I WAS ENJOYING BEING WITH MY WIFE AND MY SECOND WIFE! THEY DIED A LONG TIME AGO AND I'VE BEEN ALONE EVER SINCE! NOW I'LL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN YOU DIRTY LITTLE PRICK!:evil

*He beats up Bspace in between speaking*

Picanic: Don't you think we should do something?

Vixen: Nah...:lol

*Boobu turns to Darth Elley-sar*

Boobu: Ya know what? Getting out of here sounds like a really good idea right about now. Okay, we'll do it.

Darth Elley-sar: Heheh, gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!:D

Boobu: I know you're up to something...and when you pull whatever scheme you have in mind, we're gonna stop you.

Darth Elley-sar: Whatever you say, Yogi. ;)

*Boobu growls. He picks up B's lightsaber from off of the ground and unclips his own lightsaber from his belt. He turns the nobs on the hilts to overload the energy crystals and then hands them to Elley-sar*

Boobu: Now get the hell off of our ship!>:

*Boobu force pushes Darth Elley-sar away. Elley-sar just grins all along while this happening*

*Darth Elley-sar tumbles away....cackling when suddenly...*

*BOOOOOOOOOOM*

*a blinding light exlpodes in a multitude of colors, and the empty space starts to shatter as a hole opens up*

Bspace: HURRY!!! we can't let that hole close again!!!:eek

*Everyone gets into position, with Bspace at the wheel and boobu at his side*

Bspace*in classic cinimatic dramatic voice*: BOOBU! can we make it!!!

Boobu: we have to Bspace...we have NO other choice!!!!

*the admiral kenobi sails thru the vastness of empty space towards the hole as it starts to shrink*

Butterfly: come on shippy!!!!!!:D

Bspace: SHIPPY??? I'll have you know that this:x

Boobu: :eek B the WHEEL!!!

Bspace: OH RIGHT! *Bspace regrabs the wheel and steers the ship right thru the hole*

*KABLAAAAMMMMMMMMM SPLASH*

*The admiral Kenobi is back in the water...but where they are...they do not yet know*

Bspace: do you think Darth Elley-Sar will return?

Boobu: I don't know B.......I don't know....but we will be ready for him..

*Vixen spots an a tiny island in the distance*

Vixen: Hey boys, we made it! This is it, we're at the sight of the treasure!:D

*everyone on the ship celebrates*

Butterfly: AVAST, THERE MATIES! SHIP SPOTTED, AFT SIDE!:eek

*Everyone runs to the back of the Admiral Kenobi, although it's only a dot in the distance, they see the familiar Stormy flag of The Law*

Bspace: We got here just ahead of them! Great!:D

Boobu: Well, we'd better hurry then if I want to beat them to the treasure!:D

Bspace: Ar, ye be right, peg leg!:D

*Bspace takes one step forward and falls flat on his face*

Boobu: Oh great, Welches must have beat you up real good. Okay guys, I'm taking command of the ship! Butterfly, get off of the crows nest and get down here to help with the sails! Vixen, take the helm! Welches, Picanic, stop laughing and get to work! We have an adventure to conclude here!

Butterfly: But what about Black Tot?:\

Boobu: Eh, knowing him, he'll wake up when we're done. Now hop to it people!:lol

*The crew of the Admiral Kenobi get on to their tasks. This high seas adventure is coming to a close! WHO WILL SURVIVE?!*
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