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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 628
(10/15/05 8:57 pm)
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Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
Meanwhile...on ENDOR...



*Boobu's escape pod crashlands on the surface, after slamming into a few trees. Boobu kicks the lid off and dizzily emerges from the pod. He falls over after only a few steps*

Boobu: Oh man...that was even worse than going into hyperspace in the General Kenobi...:x

*Suddenly, a dimunitive form descends upon Boobu. It curiously pokes his arm with a stick*

*Without even looking, Boobu lifts up a hand and sends a blast of silly lightning at the form's way, instantly incinerating it*

Boobu: Freaking Ewoks. I must be on Endor. Urgh...

*Boobu looks over to see where the Ewok was...only to see that it wasn't an Ewok at all. It was a young toddler that had a stick*

Boobu: MY NAME IS COUNT YOGI BOOBU. AND I, HATE, BABIES!

*an Ewok horn is blown in the distance. Then another one*

Boobu: Uh oh...

*thousands of Ewoks emerge from the foilage and trees. they all glare at Boobu*

Boobu: *han voice* My mistake! He was an old friend of mine!

*The Ewoks screech a battle cry and dash towards Boobu*

Boobu: Holy crap!

*Boobu turns tail and runs for his life. Even though he uses the force to speed along his retreat, the Ewoks still pursue him from all angles*

Boobu: This is insane! If I weren't the one being chased, I might find this a tad bit funny! :x



*Back on the Notebook, Emperor Monkeylizard arrives. TK's band plays Jedi Rocks from the ROTJ soundtrack as E.M. emerges from his shuttle. Thousands of stormies, as well as Sherrif Mary herself, are there to greet him*

*Mary and TK bow before E.M.*

E.M.: Rise my friends, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Mary/TK: :rolleyes

*The get up and walk along side of E.M.*

Mary: Well, we prepared for your arrival, like you asked. >:

E.M.: You have done well, Lady Mary. And now I sense you wish to continue your search for the B Boys. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mary: >: ...yes, Master.

E.M.: Well too bad! I already sent General D.M. to search the planet for him! Looks like you lost out! *laughs like a monkeylizard again*

Mary: Do you really have to keep laughing like that, everytime you make a statement?

E.M.: No. But I like to anyway! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Mary: >:

TK: Excuse, me, Emperor?

*E.M. jumps on TK and pecks at his visor. TK screams, then E.M. lets him go*

TK: DAMN IT! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?! >:

E.M.: You'll speak only when spoken to, Stormy! Now show me to my chamber. I have matters to attend to!

*Mary swallows her pride, and shows Emperor Monkeylizard the way to his penthouse quarters*

TK: I'm gonna kill that little bastard...>:



*Back on Endor, General D.M., who appears as a Stormy dressed up in a snowtrooper outfit, stands atop his specially modified AT-AT, surveying the land with his microbinoculars*

*A stormy walks up behind him*

Stormy: Uh, sirs?

DM: Sirs? Who taught you how to talk, soldier?

Stormy: Oh, sorrys sirs.

*the stormy takes off his helmet, to reveal...THE CHISS BARTENDER WITH BAD GRAMMAR!!!*

DM: What the?! How did you get to be on this assignment?!

Chiss: I requested a transfers, sirs. I had no ideas that they would send me heres.

DM: Ugh...okay, what's your position here anyway?

Chiss: I'm the drivers of the Attys!

DM: :x ...Sorry, but no one drives my Atty but me!

Chiss: But I was ordered by the Sherrif to...

DM: Yeah?! Well my orders come from Emperor Monkeylizard himself! So just shut your yap!

Chiss: :(

DM: *sigh* All right, you can be in the cockpit with me, but no funny business alright?

Chiss: *salute* YES SIRS!

DM: *frustrated sigh* :| ...why me?

*DM goes back to surveying the land. In the east, he catches sight of Boobu running away from a horde of Ewoks*

DM: BINGO! We got action! Come, Chiss!

Chiss: I have a names, you knows.

DM: Actually, I don't know, now come on!

*DM and our favorite bartender get into the cockpit of the Atty, and start her up. She runs through the forest of Endor at great speeds, knocking over trees and crushing Ewoks in her path*



*Boobu looks up behind him to see the enormous walker trailing him*

Boobu: Oh you have got to be SITHING ME!!!! >:

DM: *over the Atty's loud speaker* Count Yogi Boobu! This is General DM of the galactic Fempire! By order of Emperor Monkeylizard and Sherrif Mary, you're under arrest!

Boobu: Screw you!

Chiss: *over the loud speaker* Don't be so means!

Boobu: What...the...hell?!



*in the cockpit of the Atty*

DM: What...the...hell?!

Chiss: Whats?

DM: Look, just shut up and let me do the talking ok? In fact, I'm done talking, it's time to show this prick who's boss!



*the Atty fires two blasts. Boobu makes an incredible leap at the last second and evades the great explosion that soon follows. Many Ewoks are killed by the blast*

Boobu: Hah! Good riddence! *looks forward* Oh crap...

*Boobu crashes face first into a tree. His body makes an imprint of his form on the bark*

Boobu: Ow...



TO BE CONTINUED...

Take it away B! :D

Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 119
(10/23/05 4:14 pm)
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Re:On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUAL
*Meanwhile back with Bspace and Jaina....the General Kenobi pulls out of Hyperspace in the HOTH system*


Bspace: Holy Cannoli! :eek

Jaina: What is it Beeby Weeby??? :D

Bspace: I haven't seen this place since....since...
*Flashback to Boobu's and Bspace's epic duel in the silly wars*

*B quickly flashes back to this reality*

Bspace: whoa..taht was weird.

Jaina: Come on B! I want my sno-cone :D

Bspace: and you will get one my little snow loving dear :D

*Bspace flies the speeder into Hoth's atmosphere*

Jaina: B! I'm cold!!!!!

Bspace: no worries 8)

*B turns on the heat................









in the car* :p

Jaina: ahh much better!

Bspace: anything for you! :D

Jaina: hehehehehehehehe:)

*B lands the General and starts driving around*

Bspace: gotta be a convienience store somewhere around here...hey...whats that? :eek

*Bspace sees a giant billboard advertising travelers to see the abandoned Echo Base and stop in the Visitor's Center*

Bspace: I betcha they sell sno cones there :D

*B takes the exit for Echo Base and he sees the giant hangar door that the Millenium Falcon flew out of*

Bspace: WOO HOO!!

Jaina: Its so big! :eek

Bspace: for big ships ;)

*Bspace pulls into a shack of sorts*

Bspace: now don't you go anywhere ;) I'll brb :D

Jaina: I'll be waiting :)

Bspace: ;)

*Bspace hops out of the speeder and walks in shaking off the snow*

Bspace: Hello??

Voice: AHHHH....WHO DARES ENTER THE LAND OF DAK?!?!

*a figure appears from a doorway in a white snow suit*

Bspace: who are you??

Voice: I AM SNODAK!!!!! AND I AM THE ICE EMPRESS!!!

Bspace: Oh.

Bspace: so got any sno-cones to buy?

Snodak: :x I have.....ICICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNNNLIMITED ICICLESSSSSSSS!!!!!

Bspace: uh...okay...but I want a snow cone.

Snodak: I'm all out.

Bspace: how can you run out of snow cones on HOTH!??!?!

Snodak: uhhh.....ONE SECOND PLEASE :D

*Sno leaves out back and scoops up snow and plops it in a bucket and walks back inside*

Snodak: ahh fresh stock just came in!

Bspace: :\ ...okay..well I'll take one snowcone please..

Snodak: here you go! :D

*Sno turns around and turns on a holoprojector showing a sport of some kind*

*suddenly..she shifts into a large creature with a huge mouth and large teeth!!!!*

Snodak: WILD LOST?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!! :evil :evil :evil >: >: >:

Bspace: Wild????

Snodak: ROOOOAAAARRR!!!!!

Bspace: HOLY CRAP :eek

*B darks out of the shack and hood slides over the General's Roof and hops into the speeder and hands jaina her snow cone*

Bspace: I hope its a good snow cone

Jaina: aww anything from you will be good! :D

*B starts up the engine and drives off and then flies and leaves Hoth's atmosphere*

Bspace: where to next muffin??? :D

Jaina: hmmmm.....*jaina starts to giggle*

Bspace: uh oh

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all yours boobu :lol

Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 637
(10/26/05 7:51 pm)
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Re: Re:On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SE
*Boobu slides down from the tree, slowly. He eventually reaches the ground and lays flat on his back*

Boobu: George of the jungle, I am not. Hurt, it did, hitting that tree at full speed. Surprised I am, that my body is not broken...

*Boobu's eyes widen*

Boobu: Why the hell am I talking like Yoda?

*Boobu tries to move but cant*

Boobu: Oh great, I guess I paralyzed myself with that stunt. What a way to go. Killed by a tree. |I

*the ground starts to quake. Boobu looks over to the left with his eyes and sees Atty approaching, it's cannons primed for blasting*

Boobu: Or killed by an AT-AT. :x



*Back in the Atty, DM and our favorite Chiss target Boobu's prone form*

DM: Ah, at last the galaxy will be rid of Count Boobu! What a glorious day this shall be!

*Our Chiss guy reaches to pull the trigger on the Atty's cannons. DM slaps his hand*

Chiss: Ows! What did you do thats for?!

DM: Did I say I was finished with my speech?!

Chiss: But sirs, Count Boobu could escape...

DM: Nonsense! After that run in with the tree I set up, there's no way he'll be able to get away from us in time. I infused the tree with neutral silly force inhibiter crystals. It's left him utterly powerless! Only a miracle could save Boobu now!

*Atty starts to shake and rumble from the inside. DM and the Chiss dude are thrown around in the cockpit*

DM: What in tarnations is going on here?!



*Back outside, a suspicious looking R2 unit pulls away from an open terminal hatch on Atty's foot. The R2 unit laughs, and then quickly flys away.*

*Just then, Atty tips over and falls on the forest trees, wrecking it's structure irreversibly*

*Boobu looks at all of this in shock*

Boobu: It wouldn't be a star wars story unless someone got saved by an R2 unit! :eek

*Suddenly a magnetic cord atatches itself to Boobu's helmet. Boobu is pulled forward by his head*

Boobu: Ow! OW! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! WHO ARE YOU?

*The R2 unit shrills with utterly delight as it pulls a very helpless Boobu towards its unknown destination*

Boobu: Something tells me that I'm not gonna like this very much...:x



*Back in Atty's cockpit, things are a mess. DM is plastered against the viewscreen. Our favorite Chiss bartender is miraculously unharmed however*

Chiss: That does its! I quits!

*The Chiss guy dons a mandalorian helmet and a rocket pack. He jets away from Atty's cockpit and flies off into the horizon*



(Sorry that there's not a whole lot to read this time. I was very tired when I wrote it. Next time I update, I promise there will be loads more to see, including the identity of the mysterious R2 unit who saved yours truly :D )

Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 120
(10/28/05 5:04 pm)
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Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III:
*Back with B and Jaina*

Bspace: so where are you wanting us to go? :D

Jaina: I thought we could go to Naboo! and have a romantic picnic by the waterfalls! :D

Bspace: awww okay!:)

*Bspace hits the BIG RED BUTTON and the General Kenobi zooms off into Hyperspace away from the HOTH system*


*3 hours later....they arrive over Naboo*

Bspace: Ah..here we are honeymuffincakessweetiepie

Jaina: HEHEHEHEHEEEE!!!

*narrator interruption: LOL man....I'm writing it so cheesy I'm laughing out loud!*

Bspace: SHUT UP YOU!!! JUST KEEP WRITING!

*B flies the speeder down and lands outside the capital city of THEED*

*B hops out and runs around the other side of the speeder and opens the door for Jaina*

Jaina: aww thanks beefcake!

Bspace: ITs whats for dinner 8) ...ba..ha..ha...ha...:b

*Bspace and Jaina make their way through the city buying things for their picnic...when suddenly...*

Mysterious Voice: BSPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bspace: :eek who said that?!?!

Mysterious Voice: why you slimey no good swindler!!!

Bspace: uh oh....don't tell me its...

Mysterious Voice: Boshuda...OBI!!!!! That's right Bspace...I finally found you....

Bspace: what do you want Obi? >D

Obi: Don't you remember?? On your first little escapade in that speeder of yours...I sent one of my agents, Hawkins to claim the money you owed me!! On the Trade Federation Cruiser...remember??

Bspace: OH YEAH!!!...Holy Crap that was a long time ago

Obi: YEAH!! and now because you, my best smuggler never repaid me...I'm broke!!!!

Bspace: I gave up my smuggling ways years ago Obi...

Obi: but you still owe me that money!!!! :evil

Bspace: hmmm...HEY LOOK ITS A BLUE TWILEK!!! :D

Obi: :eek HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!! WHERE?!?!?!? :D

*B slips away*

*Obi turns around*

Obi: dangit not again!!!!!!!

*B laughs as he looks around and notices that Jaina is gone*

Bspace: :eek where did she go?!?!??!

Jaina: Right Here B!!!

*Jaina comes with baskets full of goodies*
Bspace: holy crap you think you got enough food?! :eek

Jaina: I guess we will find out! :D

Bspace: :lol here lets rent a little cart to take us out to the grassy fields! :D

*They do so..and after a long uneventul trip they end up out in the grassy fields near the great waterfalls*

Jaina: ohhhh isn't it romantic B!!:D

Bspace: yeah...wow 8)

*Bspace and Jaina sit down and enjoy their picnic*

*A herd of Shaak's (like in AOTC) move by*

Bspace: :D ! Hey Jaina! watch this 8)

*B walks over and hops on the back of a Shaak who lets out a series of loud snorts and starts bucking around and takes off running with B standing on top*

Bspace: hahaahha!! look jaina!! no hands!!!! 8)

*Bspace moonwalks on the back of the Shaak who continues to run*

*Bspace turns around just in time to see the branch of a tree knock him in the head*

Bspace: OOF!!!

*B falls backwards and is now under the Shaak but still hanging on as it continues to charge*

Bspace: HOLLLYYY CRRAAAPP!!!!!!:eek CRAP O CRAP O CRAP!!!

*Jaina watching this can't help but laugh*

Bspace: ohhh.....I'm....gonna....be....sick!!!!!:x

*The shaak circles back and starts running towards the picnic site*

Bspace: and...thats all I've got!

*B falls off the shaak and curls up in the fetal position*

Bspace: I'm gonna die :x

*Jaina runs over to B...sees him....and cracks up laughing*

Bspace: :x aren't you going to see if I'm okay???

Jaina: oh sorry honney :D you ok??? *jaina tries to keep a straight face but ends up falling over laughing*

Bspace: OH I'm just fine! |I Lets just get back to our picnic..

*B crawls over and gets some tater tots out of the basket*

__________________________________________________
All yours Boobu Buddy ;)

Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 655
(11/5/05 9:08 pm)
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Re: Re:On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SE
*Back on Endor, Boobu has been dragged into the center of an immense cave. After hitting his head on a rock while being dragged, and falling unconscious, he awakens to find himself enveloped in a field of energy being shot out from the R2 unit that captured him.*

Boobu: Hey! What are you doing?!

*The R2 unit beeps at Boobu and then releases the field. Boobu stands up to his full height and glowers down at the little droid*

Boobu: Now, listen, you! I don't take too kindly to being dragged off to the middle of nowhere just so you can...

*Boobu then realizes he can move again, unlike before where his DSSF powers were drained. Which could only mean that...*

Boobu: What the...? You restored my DSSF powers! But how?!

R2-Unit: Because I'm special, dumbass.

Boobu: I heard that!

R2-Unit: You did? Oh, that's right, I restored your powers.

Boobu: Who are you?

R2-Unit: My designation is TE-KL-38, but everyone just calls me Teekl. I go about the galaxy, helping out poor fools who get themselves into impossible situations.

Boobu: Hah! If that's the case, I could have used your help a long time ago...back when I met this interesting fellow named Bspacewiz...

Teekl: Bad memory?

Boobu: It depends really. Sometimes he can be a cool guy to be around. Other times, well I'd like nothing more than to run him through with a lightsaber.

Teekl: I bet he'd say the same of you.

Boobu: >D ...So Teekl, what do I owe you for saving my wretched life?

Teekl: You can tell me what "this" is...

*Teekl opens a compartment from her dome head, and the hand of an EWOK comes shooting out. It hits Boobu in the face, knocking him over*

Teekl: Oops, I really need to control that...:o

*Boobu picks up the hand, and quickly throws it away*

Boobu: That was the hand of an Ewok. Where did you find that?

Teekl: On my way to finding this place. I ran into one of these Ewoks and then blew it up. There was nothing left of it except for that charred hand...

Boobu: Charming...:x

*Chub-chub....chub-chub...*

Boobu: Oh, monkeylizard! We're in trouble now!

Teekl: More Ewoks?!

Boobu: THOUSANDS! RUN!!!! Er...ROLL!!!!

*Teekl and Boobu run/roll deeper into the cave. An angry mob of several thousand Ewoks stampede behind them.*

Boobu: Is there another way out of this cave?!

Teekl: There's one! If we hurry we can make it!

*They show the Ewoks the meaning of haste, and haul ass. Finally they emerge out into the open...and find themselves standing perilously on the edge of a cliff*

Boobu: Oh that just figures! What do we do now?

*Teekl turns on her rockets and flies away, leaving Boobu stranded*

Boobu: Hey! Help me!

Teekl: I restored your powers. Now you're on your own! Buh-bye!

*Teekl flies off into the horizon. Boobu turns back to face the angry Ewoks*

Boobu: All right...if this is the end for me, then it shall be a memorable one!

*Boobu activates his lightsaber and charges at the Ewoks. Although out-numbered, Boobu gives it his all, fierociously attacking his Ewok foes...but they quickly start to overwhelm him...*

IS THIS THE END FOR BOOBU?!!!

Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 132
(11/6/05 5:40 pm)
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Re:On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUAL
*Several hours have passed and Bspace and Jaina have finished their picnic and have rented a room at the Naboo Lake Retreat Hotel*

*it is late night and Bspace and Jaina are sound asleep...YES in seperate rooms :b .....B is disturbed by a nightmare*


Bspace: No.....Boobu...no....:eek

*he awakes in a cold sweat looking really buff with his shirt off*

*next morning...Bspace is seen meditating out on a balcony overlooking the sunrise when Jaina comes out*

Jaina: You had a nightmare last night? :(

Bspace: SW nerds don't have nightmares

Jaina: I heard you...

Bspace: *heavy sigh*...I saw my Boobu buddy!....he was in pain.....being cornered and scared by Ewoks......I saw him as clearly as I see you now |I

Bspace: I know I'm disobeying my self implied mandate to woo you and show you a good time Jaina...but I have to go...I have to help him!!

Jaina: I'll go with you :)

Bspace: I'm sorry I don't have a choice...

Jaina: because you can't stand for him to be hurting..

Bspace: no...because if I don't he's going to tear my hide!!!:b

Jaina: oh...

Bspace: *sigh* yeah....lets go.

*Bspace and Jaina make their way to B's red speeder, the General Kenobi...hop in and blast off into space and hyperspace on their way to Endor to rescue Boobu...*

*A few hours go by and the Speeder pulls out of Hyperspace over Endor*

Bspace: Hang on Boobu...I'm coming buddy!!!! :D

*just then he notices the NOTEBOOK!!!!!!!!

Bspace: CRAP!!!!! :eek

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*on the Bridge of the Notebook...Sheriff Mary is staring out over Endor wondering if DM has found Boobu yet when she sees the Red Speeder fly by*

Mary: :eek :evil

TK: Sir!!..err..Ma'am!!!! there goes the Red Speeder belonging to the B boys!!..

Mary: I can see that TK :evil

TK: shall I activate the tractor beam?

Mary: no....only Bspace is there...with a passenger...we want BOTH the B-boys....send...the MEN IN BLUE to tail them from a safe distance.....we will follow them...then snatch them BOTH! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHa

TK: Ah!!! :D MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mary: shutup you fool

____________________________________________________
*Bspace drives the General to the surface of Endor and parks in some sort of town....an unnaturally man made looking tourist trap....they park and get out*

Bspace: hmm...

Jaina: hey how about we ask in there?

*Jaina points to a small shack with a hand painted sign on it saying: "KDY's Madsexy Ewok Hunting Adventure" Next to it is a picture of KDY himself:
KDY
Bspace: you really think we are gonna find a guide here who will take us to Boobu?

Jaina: why not!! besides...he's kinda cute!!! :D

Bspace: :x

*they walk inside where KDY greets them with the big smile as seen on the sign*

KDY: HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! you all here for some madsexy Ewok hunting??????? :D

Bspace: uh well sort of...you see...a friend of mine was captured by Ewoks and we need to rescue him

KDY: Say no more man!!! :D

*KDY starts grabbing all the big guns, sniper rifles, AK-47's, grenade launchers etc*

Bspace: :eek uh...I want to RESCUE him...not blast him into oblivion!

KDY: in order to rescue him...we are gonna have to FIGHT FIRST!!! *MadsexyFIGHTflex*

Bspace: ohh...okay..

Jaina: :D :D :D

Bspace: uh Jaina?

Jaina? mmMMMmmmm *hearts are seen floating around her*

Bspace: :(

KDY: well...LETS GO!!!!!!! I'm hungry for ROASTED EWOK!
:hat *MadsexyBARBECUEflex*

*Bspace, Jaina, and KDY set out for the deep woods of Endor in search of Boobu*

KDY: now, in order to make a proper offensive...you will have to learn how to fire some of these things at those little devils

Bspace: that shouldn't be a problem for me...I play a lot of Halo 8)

KDY: *madsexyHALOflex* RIGHT ON MAN!!!!! :D :D

Jaina: I could use a lil help :)

KDY: :eek :D *madsexyCHICKNEEDSHIMflex*

*KDY hands Jaina a sniper rifle and puts his arms around her to help her aim*

Bspace: :eek

KDY: you got a good hold of it? :D

Jaina: heeheheeee I think so....oh my goodness you are a space monkey!!! :D

KDY: *madsexyBANANAflex*

Jaina: :lol

Bspace: >:

KDY: oOOOOooo THERE'S ONE!!!!!

*KDY helps Jaina take aim on the Ewok who is ravishly devouring an animal with his meat eating teeth and claws*

*they take aim...and FIRE....down it goes*

KDY: you are a NATURAL JAINA!!!

Jaina: all thanks to you! :)

KDY: Heck yeah gurl!!!!!!! *madsexyflex*
Bspace: :x

*KDY goes to examine the Ewok body while Jaina practices aiming some more*

*KDY bends over....and BAM!!! KDY falls forward...having been shot in the butt by Jaina*

Jaina: OOPSIE!!! TEEEHEHEEEEE!!!

*KDY lies face forward in the dirt*

KDY: uhhh....mad...sexy...BUTT CLENCHING PAIN...flex...

Bspace: he'll be alright...hurry..come on Jaina we have to go!!

*Jaina and Bspace walk for a couple more hours*
Bspace: I sense Boobu is near!!!! I can feel it....I sense he is just up that very steep rocky hill.

*Jaina walks over to Bspace*

Jaina: Bspace!!! *crying*

Bspace: what is it??

Jaina: Bspace.....your breaking my heart!!...your going down a path I can't follow!!

Bspace: Because of KDY?

Jaina: Because of that insanely steep hill with all those jagged falling rocks!!!! I'm overexerting myself!!

Bspace: LIAR!!!!! :evil

Jaina: yes..I mean NO!!

Bspace: you love HIM!!!!!!!

Bspace: you had us meet with him so you could get rid of me!

Jaina: Its nothing personal B.....your sweet and all...but KDY...he's madsexy!!!!!

Bspace: HE TURNED YOU AGAINST ME!!!

Jaina: I have done that myself!!!!!!

Bspace*with arms open*: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

*Bspace drops to his knees...as Jaina leaves....going back for KDY to pursue that relationship*

Bspace: :( |I ...

*all is quiet...B still on his knees lost in heartbreak and thought*

*15 minutes later*

Bspace: dang my knees are getting sore....OH RIGHT!! BOOBU!

*Bspace hops up and scales the rocky hill to where Boobu is being held*

*Bspace spots Boobu....being cornered by Ewoks aiming their pointy sticks at Boobu*

*Bspace sneaks around and then leaps in front of the Chief ewok igniting a lightsaber he found*

Bspace: This party's over. >:

Boobu: BSPACE!!! :eek

Bspace: Hi Boobu!!! :D

Boobu: I was beginning to wonder if you got my force message :x

Bspace: I recieved it.....then I decided to come and rescue you!

Boobu*looking at all the ewoks staring them down*: Good Job. |I

Chief Ewok: muga...choobaga thinga wa! grrrrrrr

*Bspace suddenly gets very angry and his voice deepens*

Bspace: My name is Bspace....wiz...2.....and I...HATE...EWOKS!!!!

*Bspace then does a plethora of moves anihilating every ewok in sight*

Bspace: I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS!!!!

*The Ewoks retreat*

Boobu: HOLY CRAP B!! :eek I didn't know you could do that!!

Bspace: whew..me either...I just had to think bad things that make me angry!! Lets go buddy! I'm busting you out of here!!!

*Bspace frees Boobu and they run out of the Ewok hut when SUDDENLY they are blinded by a spotlight and a voice*

Voice: FREEEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*It is the MEN IN BLUE!!!! Sent by Sheriff Mary!*

*out of nowhere a group of 5 blue stormtrooper like soldiers starts singing in a chorus line with dance moves while familiar music mysteriously plays in the background*

Chorus line of Blue Stormies*singing*:
Bad boys
Whatcha want, watcha want
Whatcha gonna do
When Sheriff John Brown come for you
Tell me
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
Yeaheah

Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you

Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you

Nobody naw give you no break
Police naw give you no break
Soldier naw give you no break
Not even you 'idren naw give you no break
Hey hey

*As they sing...Bspace and Boobu are binded behind their backs and they notice something*

Bspace: Boobu! why is your face all blurred out??

Boobu: IDK...yours is too!!!...and look...the license plate on their car is blurred too!!!...whats up with that??!?!?! :x

*The stormies sing and dance on in their chorus line*
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you

Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*a mysterious narrator*
Voice: TROOPS is filmed on location with the men and women of Imperial Law Enforcement! All Losers are GUILTY until proven Innocent in the Imperial Court*

Bspace/Boobu: :x oh great

*the song finally ends when the head TROOP says*

TROOP: Alllright you B-boys...we are sent from Sheriff Mary to arrest you!

*the Troops start for the Binded Bspace and Boobu when Boobu asks a trooper*

Boobu: >D Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Yogi the Silly?

Trooper: :x Sergent!...have this man checked for drug paraphenelia

Boobu: :eek I'm not on drugs!!!

Trooper: then how do you explain your insanity???

Bspace: he's born that way...we try and take care of him...but his mind sometimes slips...

Trooper: oh I see...

Boobu: >:

*just then...they see an Ewok spray painting and vandalizing a public Ewok building*

Troopers: FREEEEZE!!!!!!!!....they start singing again at the Ewok

*Bspace and Boobu are left unguarded*

Bspace: Running time?

Boobu: YES!!!!!!!!!

*Bspace and Boobu make a break for it running down the steep hill back into town so they can get their speeder....and somehow get the handcuffs off*

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whew...all yours man :rollin

Edited by: Bspacewiz2 at: 11/6/05 9:15 pm
Bspacewiz2
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Re: Re:On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SE
*author side note: This is the LAST update of this story, so both myself and Boobu have cowritten this update :) *

*The B boys, having escaped the Men in Blue have made their way back to town, and to their speeder...BUT before they can leave, they must break their handcuffs!!*

Bspace: So uh...how are we gonna do this??

Boobu: B! can you reach my lightsaber?

Bspace: BOOBU! this is neither the time NOR the place...:x

Boobu: You are bizzare :x ...just use the Force, you moron!

Bspace: Oh, right! :D

*Bspace uses the force and calls Boobu's lightsaber into his hands. With one effortless slash, Bspace slices through Boobu's bonds and the cuffs are cut*

Boobu: Ah...much better.

*Boobu calls the lightsaber into his hand and clips it to his belt*

Bspace: Ok! Your turn!

Boobu: Excuse me?

Bspace: :eek ! uh heh heh..Boobu...uh come on now...do it.

Boobu: I don't know what your talking about...

Bspace: BOOBU!!!!! my handcuffs!!!! they are getting tighter!

Boobu: well BOO HOO B!!!...why should I free you when you left me for Jaina on this force forsaken planet!

Bspace: boobu you would have done the same thing to me!!

Boobu: OH! So that's you're reasoning eh? Pre-emptive ditching?! You little sand bastard! And here I thought you knew me after all of this time! >:

Bspace: What do you mean?

Boobu: Bspace...had our positions been reversed, the only thing I would have done to you is ignore you the whole time. Not you leave you to die on Ewok infested world!

Bspace: HA!!...I know its a silly sith's way of life to lie!!...and besides...think of it THIS way....we are on Endor...filled with Ewoks...and I'm the only one who can really drive our speeder..and I am handcuffed....you HATED driving the speeder on our first adventure....so just think about that BUB!

Boobu: >: ...very well....

*Boobu frees Bspace*

Boobu: all free and comfy now??

Bspace: yep! thanks man:)

Boobu: good...

*Boobu then decks Bspace in the face*

Bspace: What the hell was that for?! :eek

Boobu: I'm sick of you and your little games! You come to my palace, you drag me on an adventure, and all we find is trouble, trouble, and more trouble! And it never stops!

Bspace: Damn straight!

*B leaps up and punches Boobu*

Bspace: All I ever wanted to do was have some fun with you! My Boobu buddy! But what always happens?! You cry and complain like a wookiee baby everytime things get a little icy! You call yourself a warrior?! You're a wussy!

Bspace: and secondly...PALACE?? WHAT PALACE?!?! your pad is hardly a palace :p there was barely enough room for MUFFIN to be happy!

Boobu: Don't bring Muffin into this!!!!! :(

Boobu: and if you didn't drive so wrecklessly in the first place I'd never have this great fear of your pressing the red button!

Bspace: OH so your saying you wish you and I never went on the road???

Boobu: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>:

Bspace: :(

*Bspace sits down. After a moment Boobu does too...*

*an hour later, they're still sitting there*

Bspace: Well...if we ever get out of this, how about we just never talk to each other again?

Boobu: Wha?!

Bspace: It's no fun being on the road if you hate it. So what's the point?

Boobu: B...I...|I *sigh* I didn't mean what I said.

Bspace: Really! :D

Boobu: I'll admit one thing. Being on the road, although extremely dangerous and rarely satisfying...it can be...fun.

Bspace: *inclining his ear* I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

Boobu: GOD DAMN IT!

*Boobu stands up*

Boobu: Look, being on the road is fun! ALL RIGHT?! Now let's just get out of here already! All of this sensitive crap is making our readers stare at me funny!

Bspace: *sniffle* ok :)

*Boobu hops into the speeder and B does a classic hood slide, and then hops in the drivers seat*

Boobu: ah...it feels good being back in here again!

Bspace: and its good having you back!!

Boobu: uh B...I hope you...washed the seats....after whatever it was you were doing with Jaina...

Bspace: :eek ! *in leia voice* oh...its not like that at all :b ...Besides...she dumped me for KDY...:(

Boobu: KDY?

Bspace: some madsexy ewok hater who helped me find you...

Boobu: oh....sorry man...heartbreak sucks :(

Bspace: tell me about it...well lets get outta here..

*The General Kenobi starts up and the hood goes up and the speeder drives forward at a great speed and hits a giant tree turned into a ramp and they jump it*

Bspace/Boobu: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*they are now in orbit*

Bspace: we are home free now buddy! :D

Boobu: Uh..B....look.:x

*The Star Destroyer, the NOTEBOOK...is seen flying toward the speeder....with Sheriff Mary, TK-1771....and Emperor Monkeylizard on the bridge*

Bspace/Boobu: HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!:eek
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*ON THE BRIDGE OF THE NOTEBOOK*

Emperor Monkeylizard: ohhhh AHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! we have them NOW!!!!

Sheriff Mary: No offense my lord..but we have had the B-boys in our sights many a time...and well...9 times out of 10 they escape >:

TK-1771: uh yeah! WHAT<-----she said

EML: But those times...I was not with you... :evil ....Prepare to be rid of the B-boys once and for all...

Sheriff Mary/TK: :eek

EML: FIRE AT WILL COMMANDER!...

___________________________________________________
*in the speeder*

Bspace: what do we do what do we do!??!?!

Boobu: calm down B! we've beaten them before...we can escape again and get home!!!

Bspace: well we better do it quick!!!

*Bspace puts the pedal to the metal and the General Kenobi starts zooming off with the Notebook in Hot Pursuit*
___________________________________________________
*Back on the Notebook...a large electric ray beam of sorts deploys from the front of the ship and takes aim at the B-boys and their infamous red speeder*

EML: This is the end for you....Bspace and Boobu....

Mary: :evil muahahahahahahahahaha....
____________________________________________________

*Boobu looks in the rear view mirror that says "Objects in Mirror are Closer than they Appear"..and he sees the giant electric ray beam*

Boobu: uh B....go faster...

Bspace: I'm trying dangit...but the General is acting weird!!!...

*The Speeder starts rocking back and forth shaking violently and creaking loudly*

Bspace: Oh man Boobu...I don't know what they have up their sleeves but I think they are finally getting the upper hand!!

Boobu: :eek

*Suddenly..an EARTH SHATTERING electric explosion happens as the ray beam, swirls with lightning..and then BLASTS the General Kenobi!!!!*

Bspace/Boobu: HOLY CR....

*The General Kenobi dives into a spin, and VANISHES into thin air in a big poof of smoke, leaving a pair of fire trails behind*


......


*on the Bridge*

EML: ohhh AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mary: it...it is done...|I
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NARRATOR: or is it??? What has happened to the B-boys and their red speeder the General Kenobi???


FIND OUT IN 2006!

*Credits Roll with the song The Boys Are Back In Town-the Theme to OTR*

Written, Directed, Produced, and Acted by Bspace and Boobu

With Guest Appearences By: Jedimary, TK-1771, Teekl, Jaina, Snodak12, KuatDrYds, DavonMawil, JediMonkeyLizard, Magmd, Delta, Obi, Ackbar, Glass, AND THE CHISS BARTENDER!

Copyright 2005.....All Silliness Reserved.

Edited by: Bspacewiz2 at: 11/12/05 8:58 pm
Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
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Posts: 668
(11/12/05 9:20 pm)
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Re: Re:On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SE
*Credits Roll with the song The Boys Are Back In Town-the Theme to OTR*

Written, Directed, Produced, and Acted by:


Bspace




Boobu





With Guest Appearences By:

Jedimary




TK-1771




Teekl




Jaina




Snodak12




KuatDrYds




DavonMawil




JediMonkeyLizard




Magmd




Delta




Obi




Ackbar




Glass




AND THE CHISS BARTENDER!



Copyright 2005.....All Silliness Reserved.

Edited by: Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu at: 11/12/05 9:29 pm
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