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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 657
(11/6/05 12:30 am)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
*Bspace and Boobu stand together on a stage, surrounded by their fellow LSSF/DSSF people.*
Bspace: Hi kids, I'm Bspacewiz. 
Boobu: And I'm Count Boobu.
Bspace: Today we'd like to talk to you about what it means to fight in the silly wars.
Boobu: Fighting in the silly wars isn't about pulverizing your opponent, or dazzling them with ingenius tactical advantages.
Bspace: Oh no. It means so much more. Fighting in the silly wars means having fun with your fellow warriors. Experiencing what it's like to do battle with powerful beings, but in the most hilarious ways possible.
Boobu: Those hilarious ways can be for good or evil. As Lord Puppy and Timmy will show you now.
*Lord Puppy, and Timmy the Shisno, play the brand new videogame, Silly Battlefront 2 on their X-Station 2*
Timmy: You are like, so going to lose to me, girl!
Lord Puppy: Don't bet on it, ya dirty Shisno!
*Lord Puppy uses the force to knock Timmy's controller out of his hands, which allows her to blow up his character's space fighter*
Timmy: Like, what the hell, man? How did that happen?
Lord Puppy: Why, I have no idea... 
Boobu: So you see kids, our message to you today is...don't smoke death sticks!
*Boobu nods, and smiles. Everyone else gives him a strange look*
Bspace: Uh, Boobu, I think you're reading the cue cards for the next commercial we're shooting.
Boobu: I am not! That's how it really goes!
Bspace: I'm telling you, you're doin it all wrong!
Boobu: OH YEAH?!!! 
*Boobu whips out the silly lightning, and B whips out his ionized tater tots...wait, that doesn't sound right at all...* 
*LOOK, THEY FIGHT, OKAY?!*
We now bring you back to our scheduled warfare... 
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 128
(11/6/05 9:03 am)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*Inside the Death Tot the duel between Count Boobu And Bspacewiz2 continues still!*
Bspace: Gettin tired yet Boobu???
Boobu: are you KIDDING ME?!?! of course not!!!
Boobu*to self*: damnit I'm exhausted 
Bspace: Me either Boobu!!!!
Bspace*to self*: I hope he's lying
*Bspace then starts to smell the gas leak that has been occuring for the last little bit*
Bspace:  
*Bspace and Boobu continue to clash sabers and leap and knock each other into walls*
Bspace*to self*: I gotta get to that computer console to shut down this gas leak!
*Bspace force leaps a great height to the Death Tot's Central Computer system and presses some buttons...*
Bspace: lets see...Ctrl...Alt...Delete.....
*a task manager pops up with a list of tasks currently being executed:
*Look Awesome
*Power Systems
*Collide with Super Duper Silly Star
*drain gravity out of selected rooms for effect
*initiate gas leak
Bspace: ah here we go!!!
*Bspace clicks "end task" for the gas leak option.....suddenly the gas stops emanating from the DT...but not before many DSSF ships are destroyed and half of Bspace's own Tot Destroyer Fleet!!!*
Bspace: well better late than never
Boobu*from below*: Bspace you coward get back here!!!!
Bspace: Its over boobu!!!!!! I have the high ground!!!!!!
Boobu: We're in a zero G chamber moron, I can jump like freakin Superman!!!!!!
Bspace: Oh.
*Boobu leaps up and matches where Bspace is and they clash sabers again and push each other into the Death Tot's main reactor shaft and start pushing and punching each other ala Neo/Smith in revolutions as they were in the air  *
*The two combatants fight their way upward in the reactor shaft heading straight for the Death Tot's main superlaser firing system*
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*in space amongst the Tot Destroyer Fleet, B's senior advisor on B's flagship, the Aclamator is counting their losses and still trying to repel DSSF fire*
*a Tot Destroyer is seen firing back and forth side by side with one of Ackbar's ships*
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*Back in the Death Tot/SDSS*
Bspace: Dangit Boobu stop doing that spinning jump on me I'm gonna hurl!!!!!
Boobu: GOOD!
Bspace: you idiot...if I hurl....we are in a zero G environment..its going to go...everywhere!!!!
Boobu: OH
*Bspace and Boobu fly to opposite sides of the reactor shaft and fly straight at each other and collide causing a big force ripple effect causing both stations to strain and creak*
*they reach the top of the reactor and jump out*
Bspace: ah! gravity is here!
*Boobu launches himself with his saber and B quickly ignites both of his and they clash yet again going thru a hallway near the main firing room of the death tot*
*Bspace punches boobu who stumbles forward....B looks menacing and they both clash sabers in an epic way as a huge eruption of sparks blows up behind them and they stare at each other in the eyes*
Edited by: Bspacewiz2 at: 11/6/05 9:05 am
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Alcolyte Ackbar
Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 383
(11/6/05 10:12 am)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*As most of the DSSF fleet pulls back to the planet, a small remnant is cut off by the gas cloud, which still hangs thick around the interlock battle stations. The Tot fleet,weakened, but still capable of overpowering the remaing DSSF ships nearby, has encircled half a dozen captial ships and is preparing to finish them off*
Tot Captain: Excellent. Prepare to fire a full spread of Tot torpedos, point blank. That should finish off those DSSF weaklings. Then withdraw our forces further towards the Death Tot. I'm such Bspace is almost ready for a lift.
Weapons officer: Preparing to fire...
Sensor officer: Sir, I'm picking up an odd reading from that Silly cloud. It looks like a ship.
Tot Captian: What? That's impossible. Nothing could survive in there.
*Suddenly, a rolling fireball burst from the massive cloud, igniting the gas as it speeds forward*
Captain: What the??!!
*Then, the fireball disipates, revealing the Order Paramount rocketing towards the battle, its turbolaser turrets shooting into the cloud, dispelling and igniting the gas before it can harm the ship*
Tot Captain: Clever. No matter, one more ship will not make any difference.
*Enviograted by their admirals appearnce, the DSSF ships are able to destroy another Tot ship, but they are all soon forced back into the entrapment circle*
Tot Captain: Ha! Their efforts were invain after all. Perpare to fire...
Comm officer: Sir, I'm picking up a transmission from the DSSF command ship.
Captain: Ha, surrendering. I have to see this.
*An image of a bedraggled Ackbar appears on the main screen*
Tot Captain: So, you have at last been defeated Admiral. I think it is time I asked you to submit.
Ackbar: You might be right. Still, they might not like it if I surrendered right now.
Tot Captain: What? Who are you talking about, you fool? I cannot be...
Comm Officer: Um, sir...
Tot Captain: Not now.
Comm: Sir, I really think...
Tot Captain: Not now, damn it!
Ackbar: Maybe you should listen to him Captain. He seems to be aquantied with my friends.
*The captain notices a glint in the Mon Cal's eye, and then on an impulse switches the viewscreen to a camera at the rear of his ship. There, hanging in space directly behind them, is a massive force of DSSF star crusiers*
Ackbar: Captain, I'd like you too meet to 2nd fleet.
Captain: 
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 658
(11/6/05 12:43 pm)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
Quote:
*Bspace punches boobu who stumbles forward....B looks menacing and they both clash sabers in an epic way as a huge eruption of sparks blows up behind them and they stare at each other in the eyes*
Boobu: This is the end for you, my worthy adversary.
*B gives Boobu a "yeah, right" look and they continue to duel. They end up in the main fire control room of the death tot. They lock sabers and attempt to force push each other, but their power collides, forcing a stand off*
*The room trembles around them, causing more explosions of sparks. Finally they end up pushing each other away, and they land on opposite ends of the room, hitting control consoles not yet destroyed*
*Suddenly, an alarm system blares*
Bspace: Oh crap! We just activated the death tot's primary weapon!
*Boobu turns around, and he sees a familiar looking control console that he's landed on*
Boobu: And the SDSS' weapons have been activated too!
*They both look out to see the targets that the super weapons of the stations have locked on to. It's their respective fleets*
Bspace/Boobu: Oh crap...
*The super tot laser and the four super duper laser cannons fire. The Tot Destroyers and DSSF cruisers are all but wiped out, save for five ships. Two of them are the Order Paramount and the Doomgiver. And the other 3 are tot destroyers*
Ackbar: (voice over) I never thought I'd reach the moment in my life where I miss LSJ...but here it is...
*Boobu and Bspace look astonished at the damage that they caused. But B starts to smile when he sees that his last three ships outnumber Boobu's*
Bspace: Hahaha! What dumb luck! It looks like I've got you beat this time, Boobu!
Boobu: ...damn, I hate to admit it, but you're right.
Bspace: Surrender to me, Darth Yogi. Let's end this destructive conflict, and bring order to the galaxy.
*Boobu sighs. He reaches into his cloak and takes out a com-link.*
Boobu: This is Count Boobu. By my order...you are...you are commanded to stand down and surrender to the Light Side Silly Force. I repeat, surrender and stand down. We have lost.
*Boobu falls to his knees and drops the comlink. It clatters on the floor and rolls over to Bspace's foot*
Bspace: Hahaha! That's right! Now...kneel before Zod...
Boobu: ...
Bspace: I mean...! Kneel before me, Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu!
Boobu: I'm already on my knees, you jackass...
Bspace: Oh! Right! Ahem...now, swear your allegience to the Light Silly Side! Abandon your evil ways and join me in bringing good hearted laughter to the galaxy!
*Bspace offers his hand. Boobu hesitantly takes it*
Bspace: NOW...SWEAR TO ME!!!!
Boobu: *sigh* I swear...I...I swear to...
Bspace: Yes?
Boobu:
*The entire station begins to tremble. Boobu tightens his grip on Bspace's hand, so that he can't get out of it*
Bspace: WHAT?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!!!!
Boobu: *speaking in a creepy, deep voice* +I SWEAR TO TAKE YOU WITH ME TO THE NETHERWORLD OF THE SILLY FORCE!!!!+
Bspace: WHAT?!!!
*Bspace and Boobu start to glow a bright green color. They are then enveloped in a bright light*
Bspace: NO! You can't do this! You surrendered!!!
Boobu: +THAT MAY BE! BUT IF I'M GOING DOWN, I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME! NOW, EXPERIENCE A TRICK THAT I LEARNED THE LAST TIME THAT I VANISHED!+
Bspace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Bspace and Boobu vanish in a bright flash*
Out in space, the SDSS explodes, and half of the death tot is taken with it. The other half floats away into the dark recesses of space*
*Meanwhile, all those left on the remaining DSSF and LSSF ships look on at this event in awe*
Everyone: Awwwwwwww....
Lord Puppy: I mean...! NO! MASTER BOOBU!!!!
Ackbar:  ...I failed...
Grievous: Wowww...thisss suuuucksss...
Delta: Yeah. It's a sad day...*pours a glass* More Tarisian ale?
Grievous: Gladly!!!
*They drink as the remains of the death tot fades from view...*
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Dark Trooper Delta
Lord Choco
Posts: 225
(11/6/05 1:27 pm)
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Re: "The End of the War is near"The Final Silly Fi
*After drinking a couple of cups of Tarisian ale, Delta retreated to his quarters inside the Doomgiver. He is now in deep meditation.*
Delta: I know youīre not dead. I know you have vanished like you did all those years ago. And I know you have taken Bspace with you.
*Hours later*
Grievous: Ah, my Master. How did your meditation go?
Delta: The Count has merely vanished. He canīt be killled that easily.
Grievous: Well,*cough, cough*that is no surprise. What will we do now Lord Choco?
Delta: The war is over. But we have many things to do. First, letīs pick the remains of Lord Jim Slim and....
*From a window, Delta sees an odd object drifting through space.*
Delta: Ha! Look at that, General! The crippled remains of OOM-8!
Grievous: It seems he wasnīt destroyed when the Punishment blew up.
Delta: Pick up whatīs left of him. Iīm sure we can repair him and find a use for him.
Grievous:*bows* As you command my Lord.
*Minutes later*
Grievous: It is done my lord. Theyīre remains are now safely locked up. Anything more?
Delta: Letīs make sure the DSSF doesnīt collapse now that it is leaderless. We canīt just stay here and fret.
Grievous: Very good, my Lord.
Edited by: Dark Trooper Delta  at: 11/6/05 1:29 pm
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 130
(11/6/05 1:30 pm)
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Re: "The End of the War is near"The Final Silly Fi
*copy of post posted ni the LSSF base thread *
The Silly Wars are OVER!!
and on behalf of the LIGHT SIDE OF THE SILLY FORCE...we declare VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unfortunately half of the Death Tot must be rebuilt 
and also sadly...boobu and I are both in the netherworld of the silly force now
*THE LSSF starts the long process of Rebuilding the lower half of the Death Tot.....while the remainder of Bspace's Tot Destroyer fleet...still happily led by his senior advisor on the Aclamator...all go to whats left of the Station, and land in the massive hangar bays and start the long road....to reconstruction.....so Bspace can still have his wonderful Death Tot *
BTW......what will happen to Bspace and Boobu?...are we gone forever?...only time...will tell 
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Alcolyte Ackbar
Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 388
(11/6/05 1:34 pm)
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Re: "The End of the War is near"The Final Silly Fi
Epilogue:
With Death Tot and the SDSS destroyed, CB and Bspace presumed dead, and much of each fleet devestated by the battle, a ceasefire is called. Meeting on the planet Capitol, Ackbar III agrees to surrender to the LSSF, but Lord Puppy and some of the Silly Sith are able to slip away during the negotiations. The LSSF, victorious but virtually crippled, agreed to leave the DSSF to its own devices, as long as it agrees to not rebuild its fleet to any significant strength. And so each side began to recover, and it was hoped that this new peace would last longer than the one ages ago...
*Cut to deep space, where Malness's crushed remains drift limply through the blackness. Then, out of nowhere, and long, gray tentacle-like object reachs out and seizes the corpse. As the screen pans away to the stars, laughing can be heard, faint, and evil*
Edited by: Alcolyte Ackbar  at: 11/6/05 1:42 pm
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Dark Trooper Delta
Lord Choco
Posts: 227
(11/6/05 2:27 pm)
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Re: "The End of the War is near"The Final Silly Fi
And as for the Dark Trooper Delta -1207 and General Grievous....
They returned to the Horuset system, their main base of operations. From there, they devoted the Shivan and CIS fleets to preserving peace in the galaxy. Delta and Grievous also kept safe inside their fortress on Korriban the remains of OOM-8.
Still devoted to the Dark Silly Side of the Force, the two leaders patiently wait for the day when the true Lord of the DSSF returns.
"I just hope he doesnīt take to long so I can use my lightsabers again."
-General Grievous to his Master, Lord Choco.
Edited by: Dark Trooper Delta at: 11/6/05 9:07 pm
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 49
(11/6/05 6:44 pm)
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Re: "The End of the War is near"The Final Silly Fi
*the package of the large slim jim peels open and Lord Slim Jim rolls our of it.. moving out of the memorial on the planet he exits looking around seeing he is now half naked*
lsj: where am i... who am i
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 148
(11/7/05 9:32 am)
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Re: "The End of the War is near"The Final Silly Fi
Punishment Epilogue
"As the war ended, the battered and defeated Grand Army of Punishment crawled back to their homebase on Zharad II. As OOM-8 died, Rendoxoll commanded the droid survivors into hiding. "No more war. We were not prepared. Perhaps in some years we will take revenge, but not now. But remember, Sillyverse, that as long as I live, you are doomed. Sleep well this night, for tomorrow I will knock your door. And when you open, you shall see. Oh yes, you shall see..." As Rendoxoll withdrew his forces back to the planet, to hide and lick his wounds in the darkness, the Zharadians met peace. The colonized their own planet and once again thrived. They stopped their genetic experiments and droid building researches, and hunted down and killed every OOM left, so they could never arise again.
The Punishment was doomed to be only a shadow of what it was. Rendoxoll, however, sworn that if the shadows of war again clouded the Sillyverse, he would come back, and he would not fall as the previous commander. Stories say that Bari, the Jawa who fought in Planet Taters and gave death to OOM-8, died as the motors of the taxi part cooked down the bread part of his ship. OOM-8's remains, deeply enclosed in Lord Choco's fortress, started, slowly, to function again, and his twisted counciness awoke once more..."
Edited by: Dark Soul Warrior at: 11/7/05 9:35 am
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