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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 122
(11/3/05 10:44 pm)
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"The End of the War is near"The Final Silly Fight
NOW IS THE TIME TO STRIKE..NOW IS THE TIME TO LAUNCH OUR FINAL OPERATION!
It has been learned that Dantee means to Attack the Death Tot....now...we will finally crush the DSSF by attacking them FIRST!
*B goes alone...with what supplies the Death Tot has left..plus supplies from emergency shelters throughout the galaxy...and readies the Death Tot...and his entire space fleet...and heads.......for THE SUPER DUPER SILLY STAR.*
Edited by: Bspacewiz2 at: 11/3/05 10:46 pm
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Grand Admiral Malness
Member
Posts: 29
(11/3/05 10:51 pm)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
-The entire Bitch Fist Armada joins in the preparation.-
Malness: All craft, prepare to jump into hyperspace on my mark!
Polygamy Commander: All right, stand by!
-The signal is given, and all crafts in the LSSF fleet jump into hyperspace.-
-They emerge sometime later to find the Super Duper Silly Star laying relatively unprotected.-
Malness: We have the element of surprise! All groups assume attack positions!
-Tot Destroyers, Hoecake Cruisers, Pimpjuice Fighters, all the like close in around the SDSS. Along with the Death Tot itself, this forms the attack group that descends on the DSSF's main base of operations-
Malness: This is it boys! Prepare yourselves for the final battle of the silly wars! The LSSF will be victorious on this day!
-The entire LSSF fleet opens fire on the homebase of the DSSF.-
"The pieces are set. The players are moving. We have come to it now. The great battle of our time..."
Edited by: Grand Admiral Malness at: 11/4/05 12:21 am
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 39
(11/4/05 5:26 am)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*at the super duper silly star*
*all eyes look out as the massive LSSF force exits hyperspace*
*the dssf remaining cruisers line up to stop the advance but is currently out matched my the current lssf fleet.. the death tot it self emerges and is postioning itself*
*a short while later a single Eta2-actis fighter exits hyperspace*
lsj: to all lssf forces i suggest you leave or be destroyed
*several of the pimpjuice fighters go to attack the single fighter when 30 republic assualt cruisers hyperspace in around the lssf fleet launching arc 170 fighters and hk-70 droids launch into space with small thruster packs to attack the outside of the tot destroyers and the hoecake cruisers*
lsj: you were warned now you will suffer MY WRATH!
*the stage is set the battle has begun*
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 141
(11/4/05 6:16 am)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*From hyperspace, a HUGE fleet emerges. Thousands and thousands of Vulture Droid Fighters, Tri-Droid Fighters, OOM Starfighters, Squid Droids, and 23 Grand Punishment Battle Cruisers get near, awaiting to power up their weapons and launch the attack. In the deck of the Big Mac, Rendoxoll, second in command of The Punishment, awaits.*
RENDOXOLL: Gentlemen, we are here. The last battle of this silly war. We have not been invited here, but we came anyway. For if the LSSF and the DSSF, our enemies, massacrate each other, it's the best moment to attack. We are, sadly, under the command of Colonel Dantee Cryvante, because the useless cyborg who is our leader oredered us that, but, I promise, we will not obey that organical scum for much longer, knowing our Commander OOM-8, his normal tactics, and his hatred for organical life. So now here we are. Many of us will not survive, yet we must fight. Fight for honor, for glory, for power, for a universe led by us, machines, but most importantly, we fight for bananas. We fight to be remembered, gentlemen, in the annals of history. For if the Grand Army of Punishment is to fail, we will fail, at least, being remembered as a menace for the universe. PREPARE TO SHOW THEM THE REAL POWER OF MACHINES, AND TO PUNISH THEM FOR WHAT THEY DONE TO US!
BATTLE DROID: Sir, I detect another of our fleets coming. Looks like commander OOM-8 himself changed his mind and came!
RENDOXOLL: For real? At last the fool proves himself worth of leading us! Comlink him inmediatly!
*The Battle Droids do as said, and a wide screen appears to reveal OOM's face.*
RENDOXOLL: Sir, what is you plan?
OOM-8: Actually, Rendoxoll, you will lead your forces as you want to, you are granted supreme power over your squadrons, as long as the battle lasts. But when it ends, you will just be second in command as always!
*OOM suddenly cuts the comlink, as he believes nothing more is to be said*
RENDOXOLL: AT LAST! AT LAST I HAVE MY OWN ARMY! PREPARE TO FIGHT, GENTLEMEN!
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 144
(11/4/05 8:31 am)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*At Rendoxoll's command, most of the droid fighters launch their attack, and fall in mechanical tides over the unsuspecting Bitch Fist Armada. Soon the Hoecake Cruisers fire desperatedly against the fighters, wich fly around them like flies. Many Pimpjuice Fighters engage in ship-to-ship combat and prove superior to the droids, until the Squid Droids come. Their blasters are light and don't do important damage to the Pimpjuice Fighters, but they are fastet, and reach them quickly. Once a Squid Droid is over an enemy fighter, it deploys it's third ability (besides grabbing men with the tentacles and deplying Spybots): It curls itself to the fighter, and, using the drilling engines in the tip of their tentacles, grabs strong enough to not "fall" from the ship. It then not only firse with the blaster at the cockpit (with the effiency of a short range shot) but deploys many sabotage devices. When the fighter is on fire, the Squid Droid deploys itself from it and gets away, waiting it to explode. After, it speeds to get another victim.*
*OOM-8's cruiser, the biggest on both fleets, prepares to make a defense perimeter and surrounds Lord Slim Jim's fleet. It then stands by, waiting to see if Rendoxoll's tactics are useful.*
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 648
(11/4/05 9:06 am)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*A jolt disrupts the gang from their poker game*
Ackbar: The base is under attack!
CB: Defend the base we must!
*Everyone looks at CB, confused*
CB: Did I talk like Yoda again?
Everyone else: Yes...
CB: Sorry, I guess it's a psychological problem...
Ackbar: Nevermind that! We've got to get out there and deploy our fleets!
CB: You guys go on ahead. I'll monitor the battle from here.
*Everyone else goes save for Lord Puppy*
Lord Puppy: You're not going to join the battle, Master?
CB: Not yet. The dark silly side of the force is telling me that I will battle Bspace once again. When that time comes, then I will join you. Until then, I'll assist in manning the station's defenses.
Lord Puppy: As you wish, Milord.
CB: Give em hell Lord Puppy!
*Lord Puppy bows quickly and then runs out of the room. With the press of a button, Boobu activates a control console that lowers itself down into the room.*
CB: Hmm, ya know, we never did actually test the weapons on this thing. Oh well, no time like the present! 
*With the press of another button, a huge panoramic monitor showing the entire battle in a 360 degree view lowers itself around CB. The targeting computer locks onto a myriad of targets ranging from Oom's ships to Malness' Hoecake cruisers, and even the Death Tot itself.*
CB: Oh this is going to be fun! *activates the comm system* This is Count Boobu to all personnel, you have been given your targets. Open fire on all resistance forces!
*The SDSS Turbo Cream Lasers and Apple Fritter Cannons explode with a terrible ferocity on all the opposing ships, including Oom's. A bright light flares up from the attack but quickly dies down. When the light fades, most of the ships are still there, but most of them are damaged. Some more so than others.*
CB: That was AWESOME! Let's do it again!
Dssf Officer: *over the comm system* My lord, we can't fire again. We didn't give the weapons a proper start up time, we'll have to wait for them to recharge!
CB: What?! How long will that take?!
Dssf Officer: 2 minutes.
CB: Damn it! I knew we should have tested this thing! Do we still have shields?
Dssf Officer: Yes, and they're holding.
CB: Well that's a relief. But you're sure we have absolutely no offensive capability?
Dssf Officer: There is one thing, but it would put our friendly forces in jeporady.
CB: Well, let's keep that option as a last resort. Hey, do we have a super laser on this thing?
Dssf Officer: We have four Super Duper Laser cannons, but those are still charging. They charge independently of the rest of our weapons. It'll take 5 minutes for those to reach full power.
CB: Very well. Let me know the moment our weapons are fully armed and operational!
Dssf Officer: Yes, Milord!
*Boobu goes back to watching the battle. Seeing all of the forces colliding against each other brings a sadistic smile to his face*
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 40
(11/4/05 9:35 am)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*a holo transmition comes into the battle room of the super duper silly star*
*lord slim jims visage is now seen*
lsj: my lord i have them surrounded as we speak my hk-70 droids are breaching into the hoecake cruisers... my clone troopers are fighting till the last man.. i am personally going to destroy the death tot my lord... this will be the greatest victory for the DSSF..
*the transmission begins to falter and the rest of the message can not be seen*
*lord sliim jim in his jedi figther races towards the death tot doidn extreme acrobatics in space avoiding all obsticals including the hk-70 droids that are throwing themselves towards the hgoecake cruisers*
lsj: i will not fail...
*he quickly approches the death tot takes aim at the magnitized force shield that protects the death tot hanager and blows it up and lands on the inside of the tot.. *
lsj: this will be the the final hour... we will be victorious
*lord slim jim ignites his lava sabers cutting thru the walls of the death tot taking a more indirect route to the power core*
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Grand Admiral Malness
Member
Posts: 30
(11/4/05 9:45 am)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
-Suddenly, a super kick to his face sends LSJ sailing back out towards the hangar bay, near his ship. LSJ looks up to see Timmy, the towering Shisno, standing before him with arms crossed.-
Timmy: Like, did you think it was going to be that easy dude?
-Timmy activates his covenant energy sword.-
Timmy: You are so gonna totally pay for slaying my bretheren, dude. Prepare yourself, man. This is like, your final hour!
-Polygamy troopers surrounded Timmy and LSJ and take aim at LSJ-
Timmy: Back away, dudes! I will deal with this Silly Sith slime myself!
-Timmy goes on the attack, ferociously battering away at LSJ with all of his might.-
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 41
(11/4/05 9:52 am)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*all of asudden lord slim jim is knocked back on to his back jumps up and faces timmy*
lsj: so you do have a spine after all
*sees all the troopers come around aiming at him then timmy begins his onslaught*
*Lord Slim Jim fights with both of his lava sabers blocking the attack with one then attacks with the other*
lsj: is this all you have... i thought i would have gotten a better fight from this
*uses the Dark Silly Side and pushes timmy across the room like a rag doll*
*the deep red aura grows out on Lord Slim Jim as if his transformation is taking on a new form again.. *
*his eyes shift from yellow to a deep blood red and a evil blood luct grin appears on his face*
lsj: you will fall to the Dark Silly Side... as i am The Darkest Lord of the Silly sith
* with this new rush of power he shakes his fist and the whole death tot shakes knocking every trooper to there knees knocking them completely off balance..*
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 145
(11/4/05 10:02 am)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*Meanwhile, outside the Tot, in outer space, the firece battle rages on. The droids divide in two "wings", on attacks to the right, one to the left, as Rendoxoll watchs amused. He then watchs the Super Duper Silly Star.*
RENDOXOLL: Prepare the ships.
*A Battle Droid nods and walks away the chamber. Then a transmission comes.*
BATTLE DROID: Recieving incoming transmission. Comlink estabilished.
OOM-8: Rendoxoll, new plans. Continues as I said you, but I detected Darth Slim Jim aboard the Death Tot. The LSSF is distracted not only with him, but with the battle. Now it's the time! Board the Death Tot, storm the corridors, find commander Wiz2 and terminate him!
RENDOXOLL: Sir, perhaps we could capture him and ask for reward !
OOM-8: No Rendoxoll, Bspace is too powerful. You must KILL him! Kill, not capture! Just what we need, a Silly Jedi destroying our ships from inside! Just kill him!
RENDOXOLL: Yes sir...
*Transmission ends*
RENDOXOLL: Whatever. PREPARE A STRIKE GROUP!
*After a while, a small shuttle travels to the Death Tot. It opens fire over the Poligamy Troopers at the hangars, and unloads Battle Droids and Super Battledroids, some Destroyer Droids and a OOM Commander, OOM-7. They rush in the Death Tot, to seach for Bspace.
Edited by: Dark Soul Warrior at: 11/4/05 10:03 am
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Alcolyte Ackbar
Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 376
(11/4/05 1:19 pm)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*Meanwhile, Ackbar commands his fleet, keeping up a stuanch defense of CB's command station and the captial world.*
Officer: Sir, two wings of enemy fighters are attempting to flank the main battle line.
Ackbar: Dispatch Green and Cyan wings to deal with them. Order Captain Trefar and his battle group to intensify fire on that cluster of Hoecake crusiers, at coordinates 11-38-0.
*Thousands of massive ships fire endless volleys of energy back and forth. Most ships hold, but slowly, support vessels begin to fracture under the strain.*
Officer: Sir, we are holding ground, but they outnumber us, and the Death Tot is a great danger to our capital ships. Without reinforcements, we may not be able to holf here much longer.
Ackbar: We cannot lose this world and its battle station! How long until the second fleet arrives?
Officer: 27 minutes sir, maybe more.
Ackbar: Then we will hold for that long. Engage the thrusters, and bring the Order Paramount forward. Let's take this fight straight to Malness.
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 42
(11/4/05 2:48 pm)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*lord slim jim keeps fighting timmy*
lsj: do you fear the darkness... do you fear your own demise
*swoops down at timmy missing as he jumps around dantee*
timmy: dude you are a whacko.. i am so totally going to take you down
*lord slim jim smiles*
lsj: i am going to enjoy turning you into goo just like your friends...
*outside a republic assualt cruiser explodes as it crashes into a hoecake cruiser taking the cruiser with it*
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Grand Admiral Malness
Member
Posts: 31
(11/4/05 4:23 pm)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
Quote:
*After a while, a small shuttle travels to the Death Tot. It opens fire over the Poligamy Troopers at the hangars, and unloads Battle Droids and Super Battledroids, some Destroyer Droids and a OOM Commander, OOM-7. They rush in the Death Tot, to seach for Bspace.
-The droids round a corner and enter a long corridor.-
Super Battledroid: This way! I detect Bspace! We should be there soon!
-Suddenly the droids come to a halt. One droid pushes past another to see what the hubub is about. The droids lay their eyes on a group of...FEMBOTS, all dressed to kill. And leading the group is a jazzed up version of the protocol droid, TC-14!-
TC-14: Welcome aboard the death tot, boys. Is there anything we can do to help?
SBD: Why, yes! Would you like to go out on a date with us?
TC-14: Oh sure, we'll take you out...
SBD: All right!
TC-14: But I don't mean on a date. Get em, girls!
-The Fembots whip out huge electro-magnetic rifles and start blasting away at the droids.-
-MEANWHILE-
Quote:
Ackbar: Then we will hold for that long. Engage the thrusters, and bring the Order Paramount forward. Let's take this fight straight to Malness.
-Onboard the flagship of the Bitch Fist Armada, the Cock-Knocker, Malness watches on as Ackbar's ship comes around to face his'.-
Malness: We meet again, Ackbar. Do you have any last words before I bust your balls?
Salnos: Uh, sir, I don't think the Mon Calimari has...
Malness: It was a joke, Salnos.
Salnos: Oh, right. Sorry, sir!
Malness: Nevermind. I think it's time we revealed our new weapon to Ackbar. Fire the MAC gun.
Salnos: The Magnetic Acellerator Cannon?
Malness: No, no. Mack-daddy Ass-whooping Cannon.
Salnos: Oh, right! Firing!
-Out in space, a beam of energy representing a human hand shoots out and smacks the Order Paramount, hard before retracting.-
Malness: I hope you liked that one, Ackbar.
-BACK ON THE DEATH TOT-
Quote:
lsj: i am going to enjoy turning you into goo just like your friends...
Timmy: DUDE! That was like, so the wrong thing to say, man!
-Timmy screams in an infernal rage. He charges right at LSJ. Thinking he's going to leap right over him, LSJ jumps into the air and slashes at Timmy. Timmy grins, reaches into his pocket, and throws a familiar blue pulsating, glowing thing at LSJ head. It successfully attaches.-
Timmy: Look out, dude! You've got a spider on your head!
LSJ: A spider? Get it off!
-BOOM-
-The air where LSJ once was explodes into a blue light. Blood rains down from the floor.-
Timmy: Damn, Slim Jim played himself. Punk ass bitch went out like a sucka!
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 124
(11/4/05 4:34 pm)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*Meanwhile in a super secret Bunker in the Death Tot...Bspace plots what to do in this final battle..he is accompanied by his senior advisor..and any other LSSF people who wish to be there  *
Bspace: hmm...Dantee was enjoying fighting his way through it seems....I should fight!!! we have to destroy the SDSS...the final massive weapon of the DSSF!...but how...
Advisor: Might I suggest firing the Death Tot's main weapon at it?
Bspace: of course!! silly me...but I am not sure if it alone will destroy it!...we have to have all our fleets attack at once!
Advisor: yes sir.
*Bspace leaves his bunker and teleports to the Bridge of the Death Tot*
Bspace: this is where they would least expect me
*Bspace fires upon the SDSS with the Death Tot's primary weapon causing a HUGE explosion on the SDSS that everyone notices*
*Bspace pushes a button on his wrist computer and calls the Grand Army of Jawas into action as they storm the hallways attacking the DSSF invaders while Bspace fights to make his way down to the hangar bay*
Edited by: Bspacewiz2 at: 11/4/05 4:35 pm
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 649
(11/4/05 4:53 pm)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*The SDSS trembles from the blast of the Death Tot. Boobu grips his control console tightly so as not to fall over.*
Boobu: That blast came from the Death Tot! That thing is operational! *taps the comm system* Hey, tactical?! Are our weapons charged yet?!
Dssf Officer: Affirmative, Milord!
Boobu: Then fire, at will Commander!
*Out in space, the four Super Duper Lasers target the death tot and fires a tremendous blast, cracking open it's hull like an egg. Smaller explosions from within the death tot lines the cracks*
Boobu: Oh yeah!
Dssf Officer: Direct hit, Milord! The Death Tot has taken heavy damage! But...
Boobu: But...?
Dssf Officer: We're not any better off! That one blast took out our shields and critically damaged several layers of our hull. We won't survive another blast like that!
Boobu: So it comes down to this then...
Dssf Officer: Milord?
Boobu: We can't allow the Death Tot to destroy us, and they won't allow us to destroy them. That only leaves us with one choice.
Dssf Officer: Why do I get the feeling that I'm going to hate this?
Boobu: Engage the gravitronic engines! Full power! We're going to ram them like a Reek in mating season!
Dssf Officer: *sigh*...Yes, sir. I'm gonna miss this place.
Booobu: Oh, quitcher your whining, dirtbag! *comm system* Ackbar, Lord Puppy, I need you get clear! It's clobbering time!
*The SDSS breaks away from it's orbit and speeds ahead to the location of the death tot. Any ships that get in the way get crushed by the massive bulk of the station.*
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 43
(11/4/05 5:26 pm)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*lays on the ground motionless*
*as timmy now gloats over his supposed victory dantee seems to get up where the blue thing attached to him seems to have been nothing more then a large scar in which removed all his hair... **it seems his head in snow growing the horns of a zabrak**he now stands behind timmy and runs him thru with both lava sabers and stands there grinning*
lsj: i told you i am the darkest lord of the silly sith BITCH..
i can keep myself from dying..
Timmy: Dude thats wrong
*timmy's top half falls forward while this legs fall backwards*
*lord slim jim gives an evil look around the room to all the troopers.*
lsj: so who is the next bitch to die
*the polygamy troopers run away so they don't end up like timmy*
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 125
(11/4/05 5:35 pm)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*As Bspace is making his way to the hangar..his emergency alarm sounds off informing him to return to the bridge...he does so*
Advisor: Sir! the Super Duper Silly Star is on a collision course with the Death Tot! and its being headed by Count Boobu!
Bspace:  perfect.....Full Speed ahead!!! we are gonna make contact!
Advisor: SIR!!!
Bspace: You heard me!!!! crash these two suckers together!!!! 
Advisor: as you wish...
*The Super Duper Silly Star and the Death Tot advance on each other and suddenly slam into one another with a deafening crash knocking everyone in both stations onto their butts and then some!!!....the two stations are now relatively stuck together*
*Bspace gets up and gets his saber*
Bspace: I'm going after Count Boobu...its time to end this war...once and for all
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Alcolyte Ackbar
Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 377
(11/4/05 6:35 pm)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*From the bridge of his command ship, Ackbar looks on in shock as the two massive battlestations collide.*
Ackbar: What the...
They should have both been torn apart by that impact! Are they mad?
Officer: Sir, the LSSF forces are regrouping and forming up around the space stations. They're abondoning their assault on the planet.
Ackbar: If thats how they want to do this, then so be it. All ships, form up on my wing, Zeta form! Were going to smash that defensive perimeter, and I know just how do it. Never give me the initaive in battle.
Officer: All wings reporting in...
Sir, were picking up a power spike from one of the ships in the enemy formation! It's Malness's cruiser!
Ackbar: What! Evasives, full power to the deflectors, I don't want anything getting through. Cap. squads 3 and 5, move forward and fire on that command ship. Take it out!
*As the Paramount Order begins to turn away, a huge, handy pulse erupts from Malness's ship, splitting space and impacting the starship's center mass directly. The deflectors boil away and explosion rock the ship as a hole is punched clear through Ackbar's flagship.*
Ackbar: Damage report!
Officer: Thrusters and weapons control offline! Deflectors at 30%! Massive hull breachs, technical teams are still trying to contain the core.
Ackbar: Blast! Relay orders to the Vice Admiral. He's in command of the fleet for the moment. Have him focus all firepower on that command ship. Beta wing, fall back to protect our flank while engineering coinducts repairs. I'm not out of this yet...
Edited by: Alcolyte Ackbar  at: 11/4/05 6:43 pm
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 650
(11/4/05 6:40 pm)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*Boobu slowly gets up. All around him, the SDSS is in smoking ruins.*
Boobu: Meh, nothing lasts forever. I certainly hope Ackbar and Lord Puppy got away in time.
*A tremor in the silly force. Boobu feels it, he knows what to do.*
Boobu: Bspace! The time has come to end this war!
*Boobu runs through various damaged corridors of the SDSS, jumping over obsticals and avoiding dangers. He eventually emerges into one of the many hangar bays...which has now violently merged with the hangar bays of the Death Tot*
Boobu: He's here...I can feel it...
*Boobu activates his cyan lightsaber and awaits for Bspace to show up*
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 126
(11/4/05 6:57 pm)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*Bspace runs down corridors of the Death Tot to the impact area, with both of his lightsabers*
Bspace: well at least the Death Tot isn't TOO damaged...
*Bspace makes his way to a door....that links the two battlestations...he walks thru it and is blocked by two DSSF agents....he force pushes them to the wall*
*Count Boobu turns to see Bspace...leader of the LSSF standing before him*
Boobu: Master Bspace.....you survived...
Bspace: Surprised? 
Boobu: your arrogant silliness blinds you master Bspace...now you will experience the FULL power of the Dark Silly Side!!!
*Boobu blasts Bspace with dark silly lightning and Bspace flies across the room*
*Boobu Cackles*
Boobu: I have waited a long time for this, my little jawa friend.
*Bspace gets up*
Boobu: At last..the LSSF is no more....
Bspace: NOT if anything to say about it....I HAVE!!!
*Bspace force pushes CB backwards and his cape is stuck over his face*
Bspace*to self*: why am I talking like Yoda? oh well...all part of the mood I guess!
Boobu: Oh, you too? Yeah that seems to be happening alot...
Bspace: At an end your DSSF rule is.....and not short enough it was *strikes a pose*
*Boobu launches himself in front of the doorway leading between the two stations.....B blocks it*
Bspace: If so Silly you are....why leave? *ignites both sabers*
Boobu: you will not stop me!!! Darth Slim Jim will become more powerful than either of us!!
Bspace: the dude who lost his hair? yer joking right.
Boobu: Of course I am! nobody is more powerful than me!
Bspace: Faith in your own silliness...misplaced may be...as is your belief in the dark side of the silly force!
Boobu: IT ends now Bspace!!!
Bspace: I know it does!!! I've seen it!!...thats why the rest of the Jawa army are just going to enjoy the show!
*Bspace and boobu raise their lightsabers and leap at each other banging and clashing like there is no tomorrow while battle of the heroes plays*
Its a clash of masters!! The leader of the DSSF vs the Leader of the LSSF!!! in one final ultimate Battle!!! who will become victorious in the Silly Wars?
Edited by: Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu at: 11/4/05 11:51 pm
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Dark Trooper Delta
Lord Choco
Posts: 218
(11/4/05 11:29 pm)
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Re: "The End of the Silly War is near"THE EPIC FIN
*While Boobu and Bspace fight their epic final battle, the Dark Trooper, Delta -1207 and the Kaleesh cyborg, General Grievous, fight the LSSF cruisers.*
Grievous: *cough, cough* My Master...
*On the Doomgiver, Delta straps his armor of the 501st Legion inside his qaurters*
Delta: *through the ship-to-ship comm* Don`t tell me, General. I know the DSSF fleets are suffering casualties. And...look at the Death Tot and the SDSS.
Grievous: Lord Jim Slim is still inside the Death Tot. Master, this is all his fault!! If he had not gotten all greedy, this could`ve been avoided!! *cough, cough*
Delta: This battle was unavoidable, my general. However, we must act swiftly if the DSSF is to survive. Imagine, if the DSSF is beaten, what will we do?
Grievous: It will be the end of my career!! *cough, cough!* 
*The battle rages on. The Shivan Demon-class Destroyers, and the CIS cruisers fire continuosly at the LSSF fleet, crippling their vessels. The Doomgiver destroys one Hoecake cruiser with a its two massive flux cannons. Hundreds of Separatist droid tri-fighters, Vultures, and Shivan Dragon, and Basilisk class fighters, engage the enemy fighters, destroying them with machine-like precision.
Grievous: This may be salvagable after all.
*Just then, several bolts from the LSSF hit the Invisible Hand*
*And again*
*And again*
Delta: Our destroyers are still holding, Grievous! Keep firing!
*And the fight continues. The Invisible Hand and the Doomgiver and the rest of the Shivan-CIS fleet continue to squash the LSSF.*
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