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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 112
(10/25/05 4:54 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
Lumpy laughs in Triumph as his enemy falls! 
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 128
(10/25/05 4:56 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*quickly the droids engaged with the wookie army reagroup behind a nearby fighter*
OOM-8: ALL OF YOU! FORM A CIRCLE AROUND ME! GET TEH WOOKIES OUTTA HERE UNTIL I JUMP TO HYPERSPACE!
*Lumparrump flies and intercepts OOM*
LUMPY: HAHA COWARD!!
OOM-8: YOU DARE TO CALL OOM-8 COWARD? COME BACK HERE!
*OOM flies in hot persuit to lumpy*
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 113
(10/25/05 4:57 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
Out of charcter
Where the heak are you?
End out of character
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 129
(10/25/05 4:58 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
(out of character)
have you read the other posts?? I left a droid detachment to halt you!! I'm now in front of it! see my last post! and teh my previous one!
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 114
(10/25/05 4:59 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
Board my ship and I will show you the true meaning of pain!
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 115
(10/25/05 5:00 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
Out of Character
sorry my computer has problems refrexhing with this board. 
I hat to do this but i must get off agian. Im really sorry oom.
End out of charcter
Edited by: lumparwarump78 at: 10/25/05 5:05 pm
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 130
(10/25/05 5:06 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*OOM-8 treis to shoot lumpy down in the middle of the fight but he is a too bad pilot and only manages to make his hsip crash with teh others. He finally gets over lumpy's ship*
OOM-8: NOW, WOOKIEES, YOU SHALL KNOW HOW FAR COWARDRY CNA DRIVE A MAN!! *searchs for astronaut suit but doesn't find one. He then finds a paper bag and puts it in his head* This will be enough...
*OOM jumps from his fighter to teh wookie ship, and, using a whipcord and some cigars, manages to get in. He thine bursts inside, ignites his psychodelical lightsaber and cuts all the wookies down*
OOM-8: COME HERE!!!
LUMPY: SURE I WILL!!
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 131
(10/25/05 5:16 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*OOM and Lumpy engage on a climatic lightsaber battle. Finally OOM's fear wins against his anger and he runs away.He climbs out of the ship, with Lumpy persuing, but before the wookiee gets him, a Squid Droid comes flying, grabs OOM and takes him away, out of sight*
LUMPY: COWARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I say this cuz I have to go now lumps)
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Alcolyte Ackbar
Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 366
(10/25/05 6:14 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*Meanwhile, the Lemon Pie is torn apart from the crossfire between the Invisible Hand and the LSSF perimeter fleet, destroying all of it's remaining droid fighters with the molten wreckage*
Grievous: Weell, thaat threat was eeasily disposed off. Bring us inbeetween Admiral Ackbar's fighter and the Consoortium fleeet. When he boardzzz, break awayyy from the planet, maximum velocityyy *Hack hack*.
Ackbar, over Comm: No General, Lord Boobu is still down on that planet. I need you to send a combat-equipped shuttle down to the planet immediately for CB and my men, I will escort it down. Hold here and keep those cruisers off our backs as long as you can.
Grievous: Confiirmed, Admirall.
*As the Invisible Hand exchanged another broadside with the LSSF crusiers, a Neimodian shuttle rockets from it's landing bay, heading through gap in the shields, Ackbar and his wingmates forming up alongside.*
Ackbar: Shuttle, land on the concorse between that small guard house and the shield generator's secondary entrance. We'll distract the AA-defenses, and strafe the landing field for your arrival.
*The fighters shoot ahead, weaving between volleys of silly string and ionized tots from the planet's surface. Ackbar launches a proton torpedo, destroying an anti-air emplacement while the other two fighters rain fire down on the Polygamy troopers still trying to rout the shock troopers from their guard chamber. Taking advantage of the distraction, the half dozen troopers run to the landing shuttle and join the perimeter guard of SBDs that run down from the hatch, blasting LSSF soldiers as they exit*
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Dark Trooper Delta
Lord Choco
Posts: 217
(10/25/05 8:40 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*A lone fighter enters the system. A V-19 Torrent fighter. Dark Trooper Delta -1207īs fighter.*
Grievous, through comlink: Master, welcome.
Delta: Status, General?
Grievous:My fleet is engaging the LSSF cruisers. The Admiral just went down into the planet searching for the Count Boobu. The Admiral told me to launch a shuttle to the surface to rescue Boobu and the Admiralīs troops.
Delta: Who did you send?
Grievous: My best bodyguard, Vode, and some super battle droids. Thatīs should be enough.
Delta: Perhaps. Still...
Grievous: Master?
Delta: Grievous, the Shivan fleet is on its way. It wonīt be long before they arrive. In the meantime, Iīm going down there, and I want you to come with me. Prepare your ship.
Grievous: But... the Admiral told me to stay here and keep the LSSF ships at bay.
Delta:Please do as I say. The fleet can stay here and hold them off.
Grievous: At once, Master. I will leave BD in charge.
Delta: Is that wise, General? That droid is a little eccentric. 
Grievous: Yes, I know, but Vode is down there and I have no one else.
Delta: Ah, okay. Letīs go.
*Two minutes later, Grievousīstarfighter exits the bay and starts for the planet below joined by the V-19*
Grievous: Master, you donīt know how long Iīve been waiting for this.
Delta: Be carful what you wish for. But, yes, I know what you mean. 
Edited by: Dark Trooper Delta  at: 10/25/05 8:41 pm
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 133
(10/27/05 8:18 am)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*as the Lemon Pie dissolves in it's own lemon, a tiny escape pod flies and crashes down in planet Taters. Rendoxoll and two Battle Droids emerge, badly hit*
RENDOXOLL: Why, oh why, I joined this loser (referring to OOM-8 )
FIRST BATTLE DROID: Because he promised you lots of power and bananas?
RENDOXOLL: It's not worth it! Look! We are trapped in a world lost in a nebula without food or drink!
SECOND BATTLE DROID: But we don't eat or drink!
RENDOXOLL: Hmmm... then why, oh why, I liked the idea of lots of bananas!? Whatever. The fool should be coming for us in a while. I can still detect the fleet fighting the wookiees out htere, with my long range lemon sensors.
FIRST BATTLE DROID: Well sir, what do we do?
RENDOXOLL: We sit down here and we wait! Got it? Good. Now sit down! I DON'T SEE YOU SITTING YOU DOWN! SIT DOWN I SAY! NOW!
SECOND BATTLE DROID: But we are sit, sir! Perhaps you would see us if you turned.
*Rendoxoll turns and sees the droids sat in the floor*
RENDOXOLL: Why are you just sitting there without doing anything useful! Get up! GET UP I SAY!
*conversation continues like this for hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours..................... *
*Meanwhile, the Squid Droid takes OOM flying at great speed to a small cruiser, wich leads the Manzana and Droga Squadrons vanguard. It reachs the hangar bays and drops the OOM there. He enters the cruiser, takes off the paper bag, and sts in the command chair, at the cockpit.*
OOM-8: MOVE TO HTE NEBULA AT ONCE! WE MUST PASS TEH WOOKIEES!
Edited by: Dark Soul Warrior at: 10/27/05 8:45 am
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 116
(10/27/05 10:33 am)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
Battle Dorid: We are moving toward teh nebula, master Lumpy.
Lumpy: Haha! My spy is wor-
OOM: You traderous dorid!
OOM promptly throws the droid out teh window!
Lumpy: . Well crap.
Lumpy's squadorn quickly moves to an intercept course as OOms ships attempt to sneak by.
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 134
(10/27/05 12:18 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*As the wookies move, the Uva and Pera Squadrons wich were already fighting them reorganize and storm on them again. The cruiser now speeds again towards the nebula, now that the fake pilot had been replaced by a small guy with glasses and lots of acne, wich was captured from Bignerd, a planet in the outer rim. The wookiees, occupied with Uva and Pera forces, watch helplessly as OOM gets out of sight*
Edited by: Dark Soul Warrior at: 10/27/05 12:19 pm
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 640
(10/28/05 5:50 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
Quote:
*The fighters shoot ahead, weaving between volleys of silly string and ionized tots from the planet's surface. Ackbar launches a proton torpedo, destroying an anti-air emplacement while the other two fighters rain fire down on the Polygamy troopers still trying to rout the shock troopers from their guard chamber. Taking advantage of the distraction, the half dozen troopers run to the landing shuttle and join the perimeter guard of SBDs that run down from the hatch, blasting LSSF soldiers as they exit*
Ackbar: Hurry! We must find the Lord CB!
*Meanwhile, inside the core of the shield generator, Boobu and his cohorts finish setting up their explosive charges around the reactor core of the facility*
Boobu: Okay, are we all set?
Lord Puppy: Affirmative, Master!
Boobu: Great. Now if we could only get out of here.
Lord Puppy: How come we can't escape?
Boobu: Through the force, I could hear Malness give his troops specific orders to lock us in here by sealing the doors and other escape routes with cortosis. There's no way we can get out now. It looks like we're going down with the proverbial ship, my friends. Oh well, at least we'll get to strike an incredible blow at the heart of the LSSF!
*All of Boobu's DSSF agents exchange worried glances with one another. Two guys in particular, a Bothan and a Rodian carry on a short conversation*
Rodian: Well buddy, it seems like this is the end for us. I guess there's only one thing left to do...
Bothan: If you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting, I'll just have to kill myself.
Rodian: LET'S MAKE A BREAK FOR IT!
Bothan: Oh! Phew! I was getting worried there for a minute. Okay we'll go on three. But don't watch me count, because I get nervous.
*the Rodian nods. The Bothan turns his back and starts counting to 3. At the same time, the explosive charges tick away to their final countdown*
Bothan: 1...2...
*suddenly the cortosis-laden doors burst open and Ackbar rushes in with his troops*
Ackbar: Lord CB!
Boobu: Ackbar! Let's get out of here!
*Everyone runs out of the room except for the Bothan. He turns around just in time to see his Rodian friend round a corner to get out of the room*
Bothan: That son of a bitch. He beat me at my own game...
*the explosive charges reach 0*
Bothan: CURSES!
*The shield generator complex explodes. Thankfully, everyone made it outside. Well, almost everyone...*
Boobu: Ackbar, you get an F in effiency! But I have to give you an A+ in dramatic timing!
Ackbar: Thanks, Milord. But might I suggest we continue this conversation aboard the safety of our base?
Boobu: Good thinking, Ackbar! Our forces must know by now that the shield generator has been destroyed, so our ships can start the planetary bombardment of the tater tot factory.
Ackbar: Indeed, Lord CB. Now let's...
*suddenly, a bunch of drop pods rocket out of the sky and land on the ground near Boobu and the gang with a loud thud. Their door compartments open and out pods...the Shisnos*
Timmy: That was like, so totally awesome guys! We should do that again!
Boobu: Who the hell are you guys?
Timmy: Dude, how can you not know about us? We're like, the most feard bunch of dudes in the galaxy, man!
Boobu: I take it you've never heard of us either.
Timmy: Oh we know about the Lord Boobu and his wickid evil bunch of dudes. But now it's time for me to introduce us to you, bro!
*Boobu and the others look at each other, and exchange snickers*
Boobu: And who exactly are you?
Timmy/Billy/Jimmy/Tommy: WE ARE...THE SHISNOS!
Boobu:  ...
Timmy: S is for Supreme!
Billy: H is for Hyper!
Jimmy: I is for the Impressive!
Tommy: S is for Silly
Timmy: N is for Narly!
Billy: O is for Owning
Jimmy: And S is for Studs!
Everyone else: ...
Boobu: Is that what your name really stands for?
Timmy: Hell no, dude. We just thought it was funny!
*the Shisnos laugh and hi-5 each other*
Boobu: Enough of this! *activates his com-link* This is Lord Boobu to all DSSF ships, begin the planetary bombardment!
Timmy: Not so fast, lil man. You have got to deal with the awesomeness that is inherently ours, dude.
Boobu: Fine...
*Boobu activates his lightsaber*
Timmy: OH COOL, DUDE! You've got like, a glowing energy sword thingy!
Boobu: Yep.
Timmy: I've got one too. 
*Timmy activates his CONVENANT ENERGY SWORD, as does his fellow Shisnos bretheren*
Timmy: We're all packing serious heat, dude. Are you ready to do epic battle, bro?
Boobu: Let's dance, beach boy!
*And so the epic battle between the DSSF-ers and the Shisnos begins*
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 30
(10/29/05 6:31 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
* the 3 assualt cruisers exit hyperspace and begin there decent onto the planet taters*
LSJ: i want to be at plaent taters 3 hours ago get us there now and ready my personal shuttle... when we get there i am taking the dark lord off the planet personally... we must see him back home safely
clone1: yes my lord it will be done.
*the massive command ship lord slim jim is in jumps into hyperspace to emerge only moments later in orbit around planet taters... the assualt ships have landed on the planet and the HK-70 droids are exiting the ship killing all that are not DSSF*
LSJ: I am going down to the planet... once we are off the planet... i want it wiped out
Clone1: yes my lord as you command...
* a solitary lambda shuttle leaves the hangar and heads to the surfice where the massive battle is ensuing*
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Alcolyte Ackbar
Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 369
(10/29/05 8:05 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*As Lord CB, Lord Puppy, and the remaining Dark Templar engaging a fierce melee against the Shiznos, Ackbar and his troops try to maintain the defense of Invisible Hand's shuttle, but the LSSF forces continue to push forward, this time with heavier weapons and Pimp-tanks*
Ackbar, shouting over the sounds of battle: My lord, we must leave! My fighters cannot hold off the enemy air support much longer, and LSSF ground coordination is increasing! We are being overrun!
CB: I won't be long, Admiral. This is just something we Silly Sith have to deal with personally.
*He flips through the air backwards, landing behind the opponent is dueling and decapitates him*
Other Shizno: Not cool, dude! Not cool!
*A squad of Polygamy troopers break through the kill-zone perimeter, and charge at the shuttle, firing wildly. Ackbar ducks behind the landing ramp, picking off one with his blaster rifle. Just then, new bolts of energy fill the air, and the HK-70 units from the assualt ships breach the base perimeter. The tide begins to turn again in the DSSF's favor. In orbit, the presence of Slim Jim's dreadnaught begins to push back the remaining LSSF fleet, taking the pressure off the heavily damaged Invisible Hand*
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 31
(10/30/05 5:12 am)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
* the lambda shuttle finally lands on planet taters lord slim jim exits it somewhat looking different.. if the Dark Side of the Silly force has completely embraced him.*
* lord slim jim walks to the battle ensuing chucking poligamy troopers with the power of the silly force... lord slim jim continues to march towards the battle where Count Boobu is battling these shivinos... *
LSJ: my lord i shall take it from here... please take my shuttle and get to my ship...
*lord slim jim unclips 2 lightabers from his waist both have the hum of a normal lightsaber except the blades look like they are made from lava itself.. he drags one of the blades across a rock and then entire rock melts into a puddle of marshmellows.*
LSJ: I am your oponent now shivinos you will face me
Shivinos : Dude there are more of us then there are of you for sure... your going to die..
*makes sure the count along with the rest of the silly sith are heading towards the suttle..*
LSJ: I am your worst nightmare realized i am the one who will destroy you all.... but i will give you one chance to flee... should you not take my offer you will be struck down instantly and will die here like your little friend..
*points to the dead corpse with one of the blades touching it and the whole body liquifies*
Shivinos: Dude thats a gnarly blade... when we kill you we are taking them
LSJ: So Be it !
* he swings his blades into to block ther blades.. the clash of the blades is a brialliant bright color. he spins around blocking another attack then moves the left blade in a quick motion melting the saber to the hand of one of the shivinos then runs the blade down from the top of his head down his whole body spliting him into two large puddles*
LSJ: who is next?
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Grand Admiral Malness
Member
Posts: 23
(10/30/05 8:46 am)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
-At the forward command center of Malness' forces, the shakings and rumblings of the battle begin to approach too closely for safety's sake.-
Salnos: Admiral, this is not looking good at all. Even the Shisnos are being annihilated. We must order a retreat!
-Malness lowers his head and sighs heavily, knowing that the battle has not gone in his favor at all.-
Malness: Order the retreat, Salnos. We're abandoning the factory.
Salnos: Yes, sir.
-Salnos activates the holo-tranceiver that opens a channel to all ground and space faring forces.-
Salnos: This is Commander Salnos. By order of Grand Admiral Malness, we are ordered to retreat to sector 297 of LSSF space and rendevous with the rest of the fleet. I repeat, the order is to retreat!
-Salnos deactivates the holo-tranceiver.-
Malness: I have failed the High Commander.
Salnos: You did what you could, sir.
Malness: I swore to him that I could protect this factory. And now it's lost.
Salnos: (puts a hand on Malness' shoulder) We need to get going, sir.
Malness: You're right, Commander. Let's get out of here.
-Malness and his remaining forces board a specially modified Hoecake Cruiser secretly docked in another hangar. They leave the orbit of planet taters, leaving the fate of the planet to the remaining DSSF-ers.-
Malness: Forgive me, Bspace...
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Alcolyte Ackbar
Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 370
(10/30/05 10:35 am)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*Ackbar, CB, Puppy, and there remaining troops pile into the lander and the assualt ships as Slim Jim continues to hold off the Shiznos*
CB: I think were done here. Are you coming?
LSJ: I'll be along in a second, my ship is still down here. I'm having too much fun right now.
Ackbar: Well, don't stay too long. It wont be fun here much longer.
*The DSSF ships blast off from the planet and rendevous with the Dreadnaught and the Invisible Hand, which are firing parting shot at the retreating LSSF forces. When their shuttle lands, Ackbar proceeds to the bridge of LSJ's vessel and takes command.*
Ackbar: Launch the comm probe.
*A largeish orb shots fromt the main landing bay and into the planet's atmosphere, coming to a rest, hovering high over the Tater base.*
Ackbar, over loudspeakers: All remaining LSSF forces, you have fought well today, so I shall give you warning. I recommend you run for the hills. Now!
*Those who could not evactuate drop their weapons and blindly flee from the battle-scarred base, as does LSJ's transport. A few minutes later, the sky is filled with fire, and the two capital ships in orbit immolate the factory with turbolaser fire, melting it from the face of the planet.*
Ackbar: Very good. Captain, dispatch a few landers to the northern mountains to strip the survivors of their and capture their senior officers. Leave the rest for the LSSF, if they should ever care to return. The stories they tell of this day should do much to undermine LSSF moral.
Now, lets get back to the fleet.
*The five ships quickly exit the nebula and rendevous with the other part of the DSSF strike force, which has taken moderate casualties. However, dozens of LSSF captial ships lie as scattered wreckage in the space around them, and they took heavy losses before the retreat was ordered.*
Ackbar: You have done well, Vice Admiral.
Yommast: Thank you Admiral. They fought well, but our forces were superior. I don't think the LSSF will be anxious to face us like this again for a long while.
Edited by: Alcolyte Ackbar  at: 10/30/05 10:38 am
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 641
(10/30/05 12:11 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
Boobu: This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of the Tater Tot factory, it will soon see the end of the LSSF.
Lord Puppy: Very good, Master.
Boobu: But I am curious about something.
Lord Puppy: Yeah?
Boobu: I wonder what ever happened to the Shisnos?
Lord Puppy: They're probably dead. Especially after what Ackbar just did to the planet.
Boobu: Yeah, you're right. (to Ackbar) Take us home, Admiral. We're going to have a big celebration when we get back!
Ackbar: As you command, Milord.
*The DSSF ships make their jump into hyperspace, leaving behind a defeated LSSF fleet and Planet Taters*
*Back on Planet Taters, in the burning ruins of the Tater Tot factory, one form rises out of the rubble. It's Timmy, the Shisno*
Timmy: My mighty bretheren have fallen. I am the only one who remains. The DSSF shall pay for this treachery! The power of the Shisnos will be felt throughout the galaxy once agai...
*a piece of rubble hits Timmy over the head and knocks him out*
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