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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 631
(10/19/05 6:58 pm)
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The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
Prologue
In response to the near destruction of the mighty Sunkist Crusher, COUNT BOOBU, Dark Lord of all things silly, has ordered the entire DSSF to scour the sillyverse in search of a valuable TATER TOT FACTORY, which supplies the powerful DEATH TOT with the means to keep it functional.
The factory's location has remained hidden, but that won't last long, as Boobu and his DSSF agents relentlessly search for the sector of the galaxy that it's located in...
*On the bridge of the DSSF's flagship, the Order Paramount, Count Boobu stands at a window, looking out at the stars. Some of his minions join him*
Lord Puppy: Lord Boobu, how long do you think this search will last? I want to see some action! 
Boobu: It will take as long as it needs to, to strike this important blow to the LSSF!
Lord Puppy: Without the sunkist crusher and the fleet of ships guarding it, this assault may be difficult, my lord.
Boobu: Difficult, but worthwhile, my apprentice...
*Meanwhile, Ackbar's officers look over various reports coming in from the thousands of teddy bear probe droids that are searching the galaxy...*
Edited by: Alcolyte Ackbar  at: 10/21/05 11:24 am
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Alcolyte Ackbar
Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 360
(10/21/05 11:40 am)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*As Count Boobu and Lord Puppy observe the gathering battle fleet, Ackbar sits in his command chair, pouring over fleet readiness charts and reports from the T.B. probe net*
Lieutenant: Sir, the reports from the Siggilius and Megas sectors have arrived.
Ackbar: Any likely power readings or unusual ion activity?
Lieutenant: No, sir. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Ackbar: Hmm. We've been searching for days. Perhaps the factory is closer to the LSSF consortium's than Intellegence suspected. Have are long range listening stations picked up any unusual activity along the border or the outer LSSF colonies?
Lieutenant: *checking datapad* There's more starship activity all over the Consortium, but it is within expected levels for the current state of military escalation.
Still...
Ackbar: Yes?
Leiutenant: Well, sir, there are an unusual amount of ion trails leading too and from the Gr'fad nebula, here, a few lightyears into LSSF space.
*Ackbar takes the datapad and dismisses the officer, deep in thought*
Ackbar: Perhaps...
Yes, thats it.
*He rises and walks over to CB, bowing in respect before speaking*
Ackbar: My lord, your probes and our sensor net may have located the Tater Tot facility. I cannot be sure without further observation, but if I'm right, the factory should be hidden somewhere in the Gr'fad nebula, a vast cloud of leftover stellar matter, unusual for it's sensor-blocking characteristics. It's ideal for hiding a production facility. It is not too far into LSSF space, mere minutes by hyperjump, but assaulting the base without any more detailed intellegence will be difficult. It would likely take hours to locate the facility from the outside, even if it is on a terrestrial body, and plunging in blindly will leave our ships at the whim of whatever defenses and fleets the new LSSF Grand Admiral has placed there. It will be a difficult target, and a preliminary inflitration mission may be necissary to scout the region.
Your orders?
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 633
(10/21/05 1:09 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
Boobu: We'll do things your way for now, Ackbar. Gather your best men, and women, and meet me in the hangar bay at my rice crispie treat shuttle. The other apprentices and masters will stay behind to await our signal to attack!
*Boobu heads off to a nearby turbo lift, his cloak somehow billowing, despite the fact that there's no wind on the bridge*
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 28
(10/21/05 1:55 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
Lord Slim Jim: My lord i have the assain droids ready to move out at a moments notice.... and i have launched 100 million probots from a secret location... they are hunting the tot factory and should have the coordinates shortly my lord...
Lord Slim Jim: I shall prepare the secret weapon.. she can leave dry dock at your command... i have 4 more assualt carriers protecting her... Let me know if tyhere is anything else i can do for you my lord...
*bows from his hologram being brodacts to count boobu's ship*
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Grand Admiral Malness
Member
Posts: 21
(10/21/05 2:24 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
-TATER TOT FACTORY, PLANET TATERS-
-Polygamy Troopers patrol the immense, and oddly seductive looking, tater tot factory. With their weapons in hand, and various vehicles in drove, the facility appears well protected-
-Malness pulls up next to some of his higher ranking troopers in his personal speeder. One of his generals, a trooper named Commander Salnos, salutes Malness.-
Malness: Commander Salnos, there's been all kinds of activity buzzing on our sensor arrays. What the devil is going on here?
Salnos: (speaking in an eastern european accent, like Dexter, boy genius) It's the DSSF, Admiral. It seems they've finally taken notice that our forces crippled their mighty super weapon. They've got teddy bear probes searching the entire galaxy for this factory. How they discovered it, I'm not sure, sir.
Malness: Hmm, I have a feeling that the Silly Force is at work here. Count Boobu must be behind this. But even still, he would think twice before attacking this facility. It alone is guarded by more than half of the LSSF combined.
Salnos: I know sir, that's why we'll be ready for them should they discover...
-A Teddy Bear Probe lands right in front of Salnos and Malness. In the blink of an eye, Salnos whips out his riffle and blasts the thing into smitherenes.-
Malness: I think you'd better get your men ready, Commander! I'll inform High Commander Bspacewiz that the facility's location has been compromised!
Salnos: -salutes- Yes, sir!
-While Salnos gets his forces ready, Malness gets on the holotranceiver to inform Bspacewiz of the news-
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 118
(10/21/05 2:48 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*in neimodian voice*
WHAT??? WHAT DID YOU SAY???
Hmmm...this is disturbing news indeed....this Tater Tot factory is the primary processing facility of supplies for the Death Tot!  Granted we have others...but this is the big kahuna!!
Ready our defenses....I want Tot Destoryers, entire squads of fighters, legions of troops...I WANT THAT FACTORY SAFE!
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Alcolyte Ackbar
Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 361
(10/21/05 11:42 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*One by one, pinpricks of light begin to surge into realspace, arrayed in an orderly wall, mere light seconds from the border. Hundreds of capital ships, support vessels, and thousands of fighters come into view. Mon Cal dreadnaughts and crusiers, CCS battleships, Victory Star Destroyers, Protoss Carrier vessels, and more form the largest task force assembled since the last great war. From the fleet, a large squad emerges, CB's rice crispy assault shuttle, several gunships fully loaded with strike troops and assassins, and a full wing of B-Wings, X-Wings, and Seraph fighters. From his heavily modified B-Wing, Ackbar opens up a comm line to the shuttle*
Ackbar: The incursion force is ready my lord, we can jump on your mark. Still, I must protest this course of action. Starship activity around the nebula has increased dramatically, and they are likely expecting us. I still maintain that strike force is necissary to scout out the nebula's interior and disable some of it's defenses and sensor nets, but placing your Lordship in harms way like this is hardly necissary. I will of course bide by your desicion, and lead this squadron myself to defend you, but the fleet would be better served if we remained behind.
CB: Nonsense. A few of the heroes always go on the infiltration missions, and it typically works out fine. Usually...
Besides, we both need the exercise.
Ackbar: Very well. Strike squad, jump on my mark. Vice Admiral Yommast, hold the fleet until I relay the signal.
Officer: Aye, sir.
*The strike force disappears again into hyperspace*
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 29
(10/22/05 6:32 am)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*in an undisclosed area of space lord slim jim makes ready the army of hk-70 droids*
LSJ: ready my ship if our lord gets into a hairy situation i want to get there as soon as possible.. and make sure she is cloaked when we jump i want no surprises to find us when we exit hyperspace
clone:yes my lord it will be done
*the clones continue to prepare lsj ship which is a massive ship the size of a super star destroyer with more firepower then the entire imperial navy and the republic navy*
*the ship cloaks itself and vanishes 4 republic assualt cruisers launch to the location of planet taters for the ground assualt. 3 othere republic carriers launch to back up the super duper silly star from any attacks*
lsj: this is it men... the LSSF will fall... we wll be victorious.. and we will win... prepare for the command to jump when our lord gives us the command we will jump..
*the clones in unison*
YES SIR
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Alcolyte Ackbar
Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 362
(10/22/05 6:01 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*106 minutes later*
Ackbar: Disengage hyperdrives.
*The squadron drops out of Tachyon hyperspace on the edge of the LSSF held system. A massive swirling cloud of bluish gas, the Gr'fad nebula, fills more than half of the system, covering even the local star.*
Ackbar: Alright, the facility should be somewhere in that nebula. It should be easier to use our sensors to locate energy source when were inside it's perimeter, and we should be able to follow them to the highest concentration of Consortium activity. Squad one, move towards the small refueling platform on the edge of the system and begin your attack exactly forty minutes after the rest of us enter the nebula; that ought to distract the local fleet enough to cover our escape. Do not be detected before then under any circumstances, or we will lose the element of suprise. When you get the fleet's attention, fall back to the trio of Lord Slim Jim's assault ships that should be arriving on the far side of this system's outer planet very shortly. They will then signal the main fleet to jump in. No unessisary risks until I rejoin the fleet, just distract them and get out.
Squad Commander: Confirmed.
*A dozen B-Wings break off and head for another part of the system under low power*
Ackbar: The rest of you, form up and follow me into the nebula. Minimal necissary power, sensor won't well in there for either us or them, but we don't know if they have any special detection method set up. Lord Boobu, have your shuttle's pilot release the probe droids when we enter the nebula. When they locate the base, we ought to still pick up their telemetry.
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 125
(10/22/05 6:49 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*OOM watchs everything by teh TV, on Channel 6. "Channel 6: What you are looking for  ".*
OOM-8: The DSSF is more coordinated than what I thought... RENDOXOLL!
*an astromech like droid with two spindly arms hovers in*
RENDOXOLL: Yes sir?
OOM-8: SHUT UP! ENOUGH TALKING! RBING ME SOME PIZZA AND POP CORN AND A SODA! NOW! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!
RENDOXOLL: Yes sir  ...
OOM-8: As soon as I finish eating... I'm going to storm there and they shall see my true power.... .......
RENDOXOLL! WHERE IS M FOOD?
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Dark Trooper Delta
Lord Choco
Posts: 214
(10/22/05 11:11 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*The mighty Shivan destroyer, the SD Doomgiver, and the CISD Invisible Hand, flagships of Dark Trooper Delta -1207 and General Grievous respectively, orbit the planet Spira. Grievous stands before the transparisteel viewports, looking at the planet below*
Grievous(to himself): Is there anything more boring than waiting for the Master while he enjoys himself on the beach? *sigh* Oh, to be back on the frontlines...
*An Theta-class shuttle coming from the planet gets the general`s attention.*
Grievous: At last.
*As the shuttle enter`s the round entrance to the Doomgiver`s docking bays, a hologram of an ARC Trooper, armored from head to toe, flickers behind Grievous, who immediately turns*
Grievous: Ah, my Master. Are you finished?
Delta: General, good news. We`re moving out now. Its is time we returned to the frontlines. Prepare your destroyer, while I try to contact Cont Boobu.
Grievous: Forgive me for being so bold, perhaps rude, Master, but in my opinion Count Boobu is sillier than ever.
Delta: *chuckle* I`d love to see what Boobu would say if you said that in front of him.
Grievous: I....
Delta: Relax, Grievous. Remember this is a Silly War.
Grievous: Oh, yes, you`re right. BD will be much pleased. Vode, on the other hand....
Delta: Ha, ha, ha! Just, please do as I told you, General.
*Grievous makes a deep bow before his Master*
Grievous: That is what I do, Master.
*On the bridge of the Doomgiver...*
Delta: Its time to call the Count.
Shivan Communications Officer: Everything`s set for your transmission, my Master.
Delta: Okay. *cough* Delta -1207 to Count Boobu. Please respond. Please don`t leave me and Grievous out of the fun. ; )
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 634
(10/23/05 12:15 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
Boobu: Rodger that Ackbar. Delta, like everyone else, wait for my signal to attack! Ok everyone, we're goin in! Does everyone have their lunches packed?
*Everyone in the shuttle nods. The crew of the rice crispie treat shuttle consists of Count Boobu, Darth Puppy, and Mon Calimari soldiers.*
Lord Puppy: Master, just how do you plan to get us past all of their defenses?
Boobu: Oh it's quite simple really. My shuttle is literally made of rice crispy treat ingredients. It has the ability to change it's shape and size to mimic that of our opponents ships. We'll just disguise ourselves as one of Grand Admiral Malness' pimpjuice fighters, and land on the planet's surface.
Lord Puppy: An ingenius plan master.
Boobu: Thanks! 
Lord Puppy: But what happens after that? With their defenses raised, they'll surely discover us after we land.
Boobu: Ah, that's where my second plan comes into play. Everyone, open your lunch boxes!
*The shuttle's command crew does so. In their lunch boxes they find small devices that can fit around their wrists*
Boobu: Those are camoflauge emitters. As soon as we land, we turn them on and get the hell out of the ship. No one will even notice us!
Lord Puppy: Great! But uhh...how are we going to find the shield generator after that?
Boobu:  ...crap...
*PLANET TATERS*
*Boobu's shuttle, now disguised as a pimpjuice fighter, lands in hangar bay where other pimpjuice fighters are docked. Using their camoflauge emitters, the DSSF-ers sneak out into the hangar bay and creep along sneakily*
*Lord Puppy and Boobu communicate with each other telepathically*
Lord Puppy: Master, did you remember to release the probes before we landed?
Boobu: Of course, I remembered! You think I'd forget a thing like that?
*Back in space, no teddy bear probes orbit over planet taters. In his modified fighter, Ackbar sits and waits with a frustrated sense of anxiety*
Ackbar: Yeah, he totally forgot to release the probes. What an idiot!
*the holographic image of Darth Vixen appears in Ackbar's cockpit*
Darth Vixen: What was that?
Ackbar: Oh come on! Even you have to admit our Master can be a bit...scatter brained sometimes...
*Before Ackbar can say another word, Lady Vixen curls her hand into a fist and Ackbar finds himself without air to breathe*
Darth Vixen: You will never speak about our Master in such a way again. Understand fishie?
*through narrowed eyes, Ackbar nods. Darth Vixen lets him go and her image disappears*
Ackbar: Note to self, buy some kohuuns and put them in Vixen's bed sheets!
*Back on planet Taters, the DSSF shuttle crew wanders about the tater factory*
Boobu: Oh man, we are so freaking lost.
Lord Puppy: We could ask for directions.
Boobu: From who?
Lord Puppy: From those guys. *points to a duo of polygamy troopers*
Boobu: You mean our enemies?
Lord Puppy: Yes.
Boobu: The same guys who want to kill us?
Lord Puppy: ...yes?
Boobu: Okay, go right ahead.
Lord Puppy: On second thought, maybe not.
Boobu: No, no, no, this is YOUR idea. 
Lord Puppy: But I dont...!
*with one simple force push from Boobu, Lord Puppy finds herself standing in front of the two polygamy troopers. She's still camoflauged, so they don't see her*
Lord Puppy: (thinking) Oh man, what do I do? Oh wait. I know! (spooky ghost voice) TROOOOOOOOOOPERS! TROOOOOOOOOOOPERS!
Polygamy Trooper 1: AH! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
Lord Puppy: I AAAAAAAAAAAAAM...THE SILLY FORCE ITSELF! AND I COMAAAAAAAAAAAND YOUUUUUUUUUU TO TELLLLLL ME WHERE THE SHIEEEEEEEEEEEELD GENERATOOOOOOOOR SWITCH IS!
Polygamy Trooper 2: Gah! It's right here!
Lord Puppy: Thanks!
*with one gesture, Lord Puppy uses the force to knock out the polygamy troopers. she goes over to the shield generator switch and turns it off. then she decloaks*
Lord Puppy: Ah, that was easy!
*Lord Puppy then hears sounds of rifles being loaded and pointed. She turns around and sees a room full of polygamy troopers taking aim at her*
*Back on the catwalk, where Boobu and the others are, Boobu slaps his forehead*
Boobu: Grah, much to learn she still has...
Lord Puppy: Uh, master! A little help here!
*Boobu and the others decloak and jump down. Boobu ignites his saber, as does Lord Puppy, and together with the others, they start to clean house*
Boobu: Nice goin, apprentice!
Lord Puppy: Sorry master... 
Boobu: This is Count Boobu to all DSSF ships! The shield is down! I repeat, the shield is down! Trace this signal and ATTACK!
Edited by: Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu at: 10/23/05 12:16 pm
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Alcolyte Ackbar
Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 363
(10/23/05 5:30 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*Hiding in the stellar fog around the planet, Ackbar's squadron waits silently.*
Ackbar: Have the backup probes reached transponder range yet?
Pilot over comm: They'll be in range in twenty seconds.
Ackbar: Twenty seconds. Great. Where getting dangerously close to collapsing the whole time schedule.
*The holographic projector flickers in warning*
Ackbar: Alright, alright! Geez...
Pilot: Sir! The system's defensive grid is losing power in section 23C. The probe is picking up a signal from the planet, Cpunt Boobu's attack order.
Ackbar: Good, the facility must be under that part of the next. Green 2 and 3, exit the cloud and relay the message to the diversion squadron. Assault shuttles, begin combat approach to the coordinates on the planet. Our lord will need cover to escape. Be alert, we still don't know where the planet's defense fleet is. It's strange that we haven't detected any ships in the vacinity, even with with the nebula's interference...
Pilot: Sir! I'm picking up Consortium ships emerging from behind the planet's secondary moon! At least a dozen capital ships, and numerous smaller contacts!
Ackbar: Blast! How did they find us? We don't have a choice, we have to hold here until CB can lift off. All fighters, form on me, were going to take evasives through the planet's sattelite network, that should give us some cover at least.
*As Ackbar's squadron breaks off, enemy fighters in close pursuit, the three combat shuttles plunge into the atmosphere. The Tater base's defense guns, some of them still online, target the ship and open up. Two ships are destoyed by ionized tots, forcing their occupants to bail out in the cold, empty desert surrounding the facility, but the third lands near CB's shuttle, and two dozen shock troopers quickly emerge; Mon Cal and human troopers, a few droidekas, and several Protoss Dark Templar. They quickly dispatch the polygamy troopers on duty outside and rush into the shield generator facility, from which the sounds of the battle echo forth*
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Bari the Jawa
Member
Posts: 1
(10/24/05 8:57 am)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*Suddenly a strange fighter, built with a taxi and a lot of bread, comes from hyperspeed. It flies to planet Taters and starts firing at the shock troopers and the droidekas. It then deploys some kind of antenna wich detects the Dark Templar and fires at them too*
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Alcolyte Ackbar
Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 364
(10/24/05 1:11 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*Half of the shock troopers and most of the Templar make it inside the shield structure, but the rest are caught out in the open, securing the shuttles. The droidekas distract the new assailant as the other soldiers dive for some other cover, but the fighter makes short work of them, and then their transports. Four shock troopers and a lone templar take cover in a nearby guard house, and set up a field of fire to keep any more ground troops from coming after them, but the enemy fighter keeps them pinned down, and polygamy reinforcements begin to regroup for a counter attack*
*High above the planet, Ackbar's squadron is desperately evading the swarms of enemy fighters and violent strands of capital-grade silly string from the heavier vessels. Ackbar and his wing mates pull a sharp turn around a peice of debris and come out blasting, vaping a pair of pursuers.*
Ackbar: Orange 5, watch starboard, their forming up for another run.
Wingmate: Sir! An unidentified craft has broken through the battle perimeter and is launching an attack on our ground forces. All of their shuttles may be destroyed, and they can't hold out for long against the base's garrison.
Ackbar: Blast! We'll have to hope they still haven't discovered CB's personal craft. Orange squadron, were going in low to assist. Besides, close proximity to the base should take the edge off the heavier anti-fighters from the Consortium fleet. Just watch ground fire and anti-air batteries.
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Bari the Jawa
Member
Posts: 3
(10/24/05 5:03 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*as the fighter keeps the DSSF troops at bay, the poligamy troopers reagroup and launch a counter-offecnsive. In the midst of the battle, however, the fighter gets out of the nebula to help the LSSF cruisers*
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Grand Admiral Malness
Member
Posts: 22
(10/24/05 5:47 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
-At a makeshift structure that serves as the forward command of Malness' ground and space faring forces, Malness and some of his high ranking polygamy troopers look over a holo projection of the battle for planet taters-
Commander Salnos: Our forces seem to be holding steady, sir.
Malness: So far, Commander. But it's rumored that the DSSF has legions of starships and troopers in reserve. We need to stay alert. This battle could take some ugly twists and turns before everything is all said and done.
-Another trooper enters the room. He whispers something to Malness before heading back out-
Salnos: News from the high commander?
Malness: Indeed. His tot destroyers and other vessels will be arriving shortly to reinforce our numbers.
Salnos: That's good news, sir.
Malness: It may not be enough.
Salnos: Sir?
-Malness turns away from the holo projector and folds his arms behind his back-
Malness: Salnos, execute order 1138.
Salnos: ...sir, with all due respect, the battle has only just begun. Surely we should wait to see how things go before doing anything dras...
-Malness turns around. He gazes at Salnos with a stern look.-
Salnos:...tic? Very well, sir. I'll order the Shisnos to prepare for battle. But it may take some time for them to get here. At least 2 days.
Malness: We can hold out for that long. I've got word from Lumpy. His forces will be arriving soon, as well as the high commander's. With their combined might, the Shisnos will have no problems stepping in and mopping up the rest of the DSSF's fleets.
Salnos: As you command, Admiral.
-PLANET PROCRASTINATION-
-On a planet that looks errily like modern day earth, a group of Shinos sit around on a couch, watching various television shows. The one that seems to catch their eye the mosts is sports illustrated's swimsuit edition program-
*suddenly the nearby holoprojector turns on and the image of commander Salnos flickers to life*
Salnos: Commander Timmy, come in. I repeat, come in Commander Timmy.
-Commander Timmy, a Shisno with red armor, curses, puts down his slice of pizza, and heads over to the holo projector.-
Timmy: (surfer voice) Oh, it's you Commander Salnos. How goes the Silly Wars, bro?
Salnos: Well that's kind of what I need to talk to you about. We're in the middle of an enormous battle with the DSSF. The Admiral is getting worried. He's called for your assistance.
Timmy: No kidding, man? We're like so totally ready to take on them dark silly trouble makers. We can be there in like...(looks at his watch, then at Salnos) look, don't worry dude, we'll just be there, alright?
Salnos: (sighs) Why does the Admiral even bother with you guys?
Timmy: Because we're like SO totally awesome, man! Can't you see that?
Salnos:...right. I'm sending you our coordinates. Salnos out.
-Salnos' image fades and is replaced by a star chart that transmits the hyperspace coordinates to planet taters. Timmy turns back to his fellow Shisnos-
Timmy: Like, Billy, Jimmy, Tommy! We're moving out, dudes! It's time to rock and roll! Gather our bretheren for the coming battle of the ages!
-Replies ranging from "awesome", "righteous", and even an oldie like "cowabunga" ring out from the other Shisnos-
-Back on planet taters, a group of polygamy troopers chase after Count Boobu and his DSSF cohorts, shooting at them with their various weapons-
Trooper: Close the blast door!
-In true star wars fashion, the escapees manage to get through a blast door leading further into the shield generator complex. But one polygamy trooper's timing couldn't be worse. The blast doors cut him in half as he tries to jump through.-
Trooper: Oh GOD! THAT'S JUST...
-The troopers take off their helmets to vomit-
-In the space battle above, Hoecake cruisers and DSSF command ships continue to trade barrages, battering one another.-
-Captain Mira of the Hoecake Cruiser, Electric Slide, a high ranking polygamy trooper who speaks with an english accent, presses the attack-
Mira: We've got to give the high commander more time! Concentrate all your fire on that nearby B-Wing. Yes, the one that the DSSF admiral is piloting. How I know this...uhh, don't ask! Just do it!
-The plolygamy officers give Captain Mira a strange look, from behind their helmets, and go about setting to their task. Gallons and Gallons of electric silly string fire upon Ackbar's B-Wing fighter-
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Alcolyte Ackbar
Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 365
(10/24/05 7:09 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*Beyond the perimeter of the nebula, a squad of DSSF B-Wings race away from the flaming wreckage of a small DSSF outpost, a pair of Hoecake cruisers in hot pursuit.*
Squad Leader: This is Green one to DSSF Assault group. Relay the go code. I repeat, relay the Go code!
*The small squadron dives around the system's outer most planet, with the crusiers close on their tails, when the combined firepower of three assault ships blows one of the LSSF cruisers in half.* The remaining one pulls back, taken by suprise, but it has reinforcements, the other portion of Malness's force in the system not occupied around the factory world. Within minutes, dozens of reserve crusiers join the fray, and the Assualt ships are slowly pushed against the small, rock world. As one bursts into flames and careens towards the dead rock below, the lead Consortium vessel picks up some strange readings*
Sensor Officer: Captain, long range sensor are picking up activity on the edge of the system.
Captain: What is it? A hot dog? A helicopter?
Sensor officer, looking confused: Um... no sir. It looks like...
*The ship shudders from an impact*
Captain: What hit us?! Give me situation update!
*The main viewscreen snaps to life, showing an area on the bow of the ship. On the hull, a huge, blue, glowing orb is stuck to th hull*
Captain: Hey, that looks like a spid...
*The ship is cracked open as the ord explodes in blue plasma flame. Through the wreckage, hundreds of DSSF ships pour into the battle out of hyperspace. The cavalry has arrived, and battle is joined.*
*Meanwhile, back around the Tater planet, Ackbar desperately manuevers to escape volleys of super-charged silly string and enemy fightercraft. One by one, his squadron is picked apart, until he only has his two wing mates, Orange 2 and 5, left.*
Orange 5: Sir, we lost 7!
Orange 2: We can't stay here any longer. We must pull back now, we might be able to loose them in the nebula.
Ackbar: No! I won't abandon Lord CB and my troops here to be taken or anti-sillified!
Orange 2: Sir, we lost contact ten minutes ago. For all we know, they could all have already been captured... or killed. 
Ackbar: I'm not loosing CB, not like my grandfather did. There must be a way...
*The three ships dodge a new onslaught, their shields rapidly draining.*
Edited by: Alcolyte Ackbar at: 10/24/05 7:11 pm
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 126
(10/25/05 11:48 am)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*From hyperspeed, a HUGE capitol ship, shaped like a cake, comes. It's the Lemon Pie, OOM-8's flagship, and it comes with the largest Punishment fleet the galaxy has ever seen: 2/3 of the Grand Army of Punishment prepare theirselves. However, they stay out from teh DSSF or LSSF sensors and sight*
OOM-8: So, Rendoxoll, what's the situation out there?
RENDOXOLL: Well sir, the battle is already going. The DSSF seem to have stormed teh base and -
OOM-8: Okay, shut up! You talk too much! Stop talking and listen! This is our plan of battle (I spent 3 hours and half thinking on it): We enter with the army, we destroy everything, we go. It has been developed very well and there is no chance of losing.
RENDOXOLL: But -
OOM-8: *smacks the poor droid, the only thinking mind in The Punishment command* I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
RENDOXOLL: Okay, as you say ...........
OOM-8 (to himself): Now, galaxy, feel my power! Now, sillyverse, prepare to meet your ruin! I, OOM-8, along with my loyal punisher droids, will spread doom like rain over my doomed enemies! And all that was precious, shall be lost! Prepare living beings.... the day of judgment has come.... And from the ashes I shall -
*A loud explosion shakes the ship*
OOM-8: WHAT THE !? RENDOXOLL! WHAT'S GOING ON!?
RENDOXOLL: IT LOOKS LIKE WOOKIES, SIR! THEY SUDDENLY CAME AND ARE ATTACKING US! WHAT DO WE DO!?
OOM-8: AND HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW!? PRESS BUTTONS! MOVE THE SHIP! FIRE SOME KIND OF LASER! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!
RENDOXOLL: But you are supposed to be our glorious leader and - *OOM bursts out to hide* DAMN! THAT SON OF A.....! I DON'T KNOW WHY ALL OF YOU OBEY HIM!
A BATTLE DROID: Because he controls us with a unchallengable signal?
RENDOXOLL: Whatever! *picks microphone* ATTENTION TO ALL UNITS! WE ARE UNDER ATTACK, REPEAT, WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! UVA SQUADRON FORCES, ATTACK TO THE LEFT! BANANA SQUADRON FORCES, TO THE RIGHT! PERA SQUADRON, DIVIDE! MANAZA SQUADRON AND EVERYONE ELSE, COVER US!
*Without anything else to do, the Lemon Pie and the biggest part of the droid army move to teh nebula to escape... and enter into a far bigger conflict*
Edited by: Dark Soul Warrior at: 10/25/05 11:50 am
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Dark Trooper Delta
Lord Choco
Posts: 215
(10/25/05 3:57 pm)
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The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*The Invisible Hand arrives at the planet Taters followed by the Separatist fleet. General Grievous stands at the bridge.*
Grievous: Prepare the hologenerator.
Neimoidian Comm officer: Yes, sir. Its ready now.
Grievous: Hail, Ackbarīs fighter.
Comm Officer: Done.
Grievous: Very well. *cough, cough* Admiral, Ackbar, this is General Grievous. On behalf of my ARC Master I want to applogize for being late. Iīm sorry Delta is not here, but he is preparing the Shivan fleet. Know, however that Iīm ready to assist.
*Moments later, dozens of Vulture droid starfighters and droid tri fighters zoom out of the Invisible Handīs docking bays, and right into the fray.*
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 127
(10/25/05 4:37 pm)
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Re: The Dark Side Silly Force Strikes Back!
*Just at that moment, not too far away, in fact, very near there, another lot of droid vulture fighters and tri-fighters try to make way in the battle for the Lemon Pie to fly, as it lost control*
RENDOXOLL: Droid! How is the ship?
BATTLE DROID: We have lost control, sir! We are about to crash with that huge ship!
RENDOXOLL: Can't you regain control of our course?
BATTLE DROID: No sir! System is malfunctioning!
RENDOXOLL: WATCH OUT!!
*the Lemon Pie flies uncontrollably at great speed to the Invisible Hand, and collition seems inminent. The Punishment droid fighters and the Separatist droid fighters start shooting each other, making the battle a HUGE mess of mechanical things shooting other mechanical things, as if two bee colonies were engaging in an epic battle - but with droid, other droid, DSSF, and LSSF ships fighting each other in great confusion. Rendoxoll runs to OOM's chameber and warns him*
OOM-8: I must leave! I can't stay here! I'll take a fighter and escape to the security of the fleet! You take care fo this battle Rendoxoll!
RENDOXOLL: But sir - *OOM leaves running to the hangar* ARGH I HATE TOO MUCH THIS GUY !!!!!!!!!!
Edited by: Dark Soul Warrior at: 10/25/05 4:54 pm
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