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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 109
(10/16/05 8:25 am)
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When Wookies Fly
*The Wookie army led by Lumpawarrump78 travel silently to Zharad II, where they heard that the main base of The Punishment was built. Lumpy looks at the stars, until a wookie bursts in and interrupts his meditations*
WOOKIE: Sir?
LUMPY: Yes? Have we reached Zharad?
WOOKIE: No, sir. But we detect what looks like an installation of The Punishment in the desert planet of Milkshake. Should we land and check?
LUMPY: *frowns* Prepare my ship and a detachement.
*As Lumpy gets down from the ship, he looks aorund*
LUMPY (thinking): I have been here before.... *spots a building bearing the Grand Army of Punishment logo* there it is!
*The wookies reach the facility without trouble. Lumpy signals the wookies to stay at teh door. "I must do this alone", he thinks. Lumpy enters. THere are two corridors. ONe to his right, and one to his left. The wookie wonders wich he will take*
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 87
(10/16/05 8:28 am)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
What OOm doesnt know is that wookiee is spelled with two 'e's 
Lumpy looks both ways and decides to very cautiously go down teh right passgae
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 110
(10/16/05 8:32 am)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
*as lumpy walks down the corridor, he then sees some stasis cells, filled with green water, at his sides. The cells contain various creatures of different races: jawas, ewoks, dugs, humans, wookiees and some creautre he does not inmediately reconogize. He then sees another of these. A Wookiee is inside. OOM-8 with a guard of Battle Droids at its side, watching. The cell begins to fill with the liquid - the drinks OOM gave to the LSSF!*
Edited by: Dark Soul Warrior at: 10/16/05 8:33 am
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 88
(10/16/05 8:34 am)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
SON OF A B----! Lumpy pulls out his lightsaber (yes i am a forseuser) and slices teh tank!
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 89
(10/16/05 8:36 am)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
The tank continues to fill up quickly. Lumpy uses teh force to seperate the liquid
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 111
(10/16/05 8:36 am)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
WHAT THE...!? STOP HIM!!
*the battle droids fire at lumpy, but he destrys them*
IT'S TOO LATE, LUMPY - THE VIRUS IS ALREADY IN HIM! LOOK!
*for lumpy's amazement, the wookiee starts to turn into a..... a........ a teddy bear!*
Edited by: Dark Soul Warrior at: 10/16/05 8:38 am
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 90
(10/16/05 8:38 am)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
Lumpy plugs his nose and jumps high into the air above the pool!
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 112
(10/16/05 8:39 am)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
*OOM gets a blaster and starts firing at lumpy, trying to hit him in mid air*
YOU CANNOT SAVE HIM!!
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 91
(10/16/05 8:42 am)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
Lumpy blocks the bolts with ease.
Lumpy: I can not save him and I will not join him! But you WILL! !
Lumpy uses teh force to send OOm flying into teh tank and seals it shut.
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 113
(10/16/05 8:47 am)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
*laughs inside*
FOOL! THIS VIRUS AFFECTS THE StOMACH! I HAVE NO STOMACH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
*ignites psychoedlical lightsaber (I am no force-user, althorugh I have a saber. If I were a force-user I would break the cell with the force) and cuts the breaks off*
YOUR MASTER BSPACE IS ALREADY UNDER THE EFFECTS OF THE VIRUS! AND IF HE'S NOT, MANY PEOPLE AT THE DEATH TOT ARE! THE VIRUS SPREADS AND ACTS QUICKLY LUMPY! YOUAR ALL DOOMED!
*jumps spinning and tries to hit lumpy with saber*
Edited by: Dark Soul Warrior at: 10/17/05 8:02 am
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 92
(10/16/05 8:47 am)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
*Ill stay for 5 min*
Lumpy,f urious with anger drives his lightsabe deeply into wall an dwatches as teh fortress begins to crumble on top of both o them
Edited by: lumparwarump78 at: 10/16/05 8:49 am
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 114
(10/16/05 8:49 am)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
(outta character)
we'll finish this later, lumps. soon you will be a teddi bear! mauahahahaaha!
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 93
(10/16/05 8:51 am)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
out a charcter *yes finish it later we w*ill
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 115
(10/16/05 10:44 am)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
*an alarm sounds, and the droids run out of the facility to escape, but are met by the wookiees. A big battle ensues, but OOM-8 escapes to the underground corridors wich lead to the hangar bays*
Edited by: Dark Soul Warrior at: 10/17/05 8:01 am
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 94
(10/16/05 3:32 pm)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
oom reaches teh Hanger bays only t find Lumpy standing triumphantly with numerous creatures that we previously in hi stank of toxic liquid!
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 116
(10/17/05 8:00 am)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
OOM-8: HA! FOOL! DO YOU THINK THAT YOU SCARE ME ?
LUMPY: Umm..... yes?
OOM-8: Well, you are right  !
*OOM tries to escape but the creatures and Lumpy form a circle, srurrounding him. In a desperate bid for freedom, OOM tries to cut down an Ithorian (wich got furred because of the Teddy Bear virus) but he grabs OOM's hand and forces him to the ground. However, OOM manages to break free of his gasp, and gets out a Banana Bomb. he throws it to the floor and covers, and then the bomb explodes, sending all to fly, everyone unconcious but OOM (who covered in time). He however smashes his head against a wall and then falls to teh ground, and his eyes see no more.*
*By the time he awakes, he is back at the underground tunnels. The hangar lies just ahead, but there is no creature in sight. No creature excluding Lumpy, who stands there, lightsaber ignited, with a terrible scar in his face, produced by the explosion, and with the most frightening look that a droid or a OOM has ever seen*
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 95
(10/17/05 1:32 pm)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
Lumpy: Prepare to die you sithspawn!
Oom: I didn't mean anything
Lumpy throws oom a blue lightsaber.
Lumpy: Defend yourself!
Oom begins to charge at Lumpy when all of a sudden oom falls over dead. Lumpy kicks the Body. All of a sudden oom begans to laugh from seemingly nowhere
Oom: Now you prepare to die. For I am fully healed and transformed into anotehr Oom!
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Grand Admiral Malness
Member
Posts: 20
(10/17/05 1:56 pm)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
-A garbled transmission comes through on Lumpy's com-link-
Lumpy! This is Grand Admiral Malness. My forces are nearby in this sector and ready to back you up. Do you need any assistance?
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 96
(10/17/05 3:54 pm)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
No I am afraid I must face OOM alone. He attcked my planet and now it is time for revnge!
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 117
(10/17/05 4:41 pm)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
*tries to land behind lumpy and surprise him, but instead falls screaming from teh skylight and crashes in the floor. He gets up as if anything had happened tho*
OOM-8: Yes... OOM-234 was a good fighter. I have chosen well....... now prepare to face your furry destiny, wookiee!!
LUMPY: That tried to be a joke 
OOM-8: Ummm.... yes
LUMPY: Well it almost puts me to sleep!
OOM-8: Oh shut up and fight
*OOM starts jumping like mad around Lumpy, and hits him from above, wich makes it difficult to block the blows*
OOM-8: That way I ended my first lightsaber fight in Jedi Knight Jedi Academy!
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 97
(10/18/05 2:28 pm)
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Re: When Wookies Fly
Lumpy begins to blobks Ooms blows when he realizes t there is an easier way to do this. Lumpy uses the force to launch Oom into a pillar.  Take that!
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