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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 104
(10/15/05 6:23 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
 OOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright men..you heard it...package delivered....OPEN FIRE ON THE SUNKIST CRUSHER'S EXTERIOR!!!!!!!!
*and the interior too if you like* 
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Grand Admiral Malness
Member
Posts: 11
(10/15/05 6:24 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
Polygamy Officer: Admiral, the package has been delivered!
Concentrate all your firepower on the Sunkist Crusher!
-The Hoecake Cruisers do so, bombarding the Sunkist Crusher with everything they have-
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 70
(10/15/05 6:27 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
Lumpy, furious with anger about oom, releases his entire force of hairballs (1977 of em) out to destroy the sunkist crusher! With every chunk of hair another part of the ship is damaged! 
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 105
(10/15/05 6:28 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
*B reboards his Command Ship and orders 15 cruisers to create a perimiter around the Crusher and open fire*
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 71
(10/15/05 6:28 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
(deleted) stupid computer!!
Edited by: lumparwarump78 at: 10/15/05 6:29 pm
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 98
(10/15/05 6:28 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
*the droid fleet, having their commander destroyed, fall back*
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 72
(10/15/05 6:30 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
Lumpy: Pusue!
1977 fighters begin their assault!
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 106
(10/15/05 6:30 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
THIS IS THE MOMENT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR
*with a deafening BOOM....the Greath Death Tot comes out of Hyperspace and approaches the Sunkist Crusher*
*B takes a quick shuttle flight to the Death Tot and enters the Bridge*
Edited by: Bspacewiz2 at: 10/15/05 6:31 pm
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Grand Admiral Malness
Member
Posts: 12
(10/15/05 6:31 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
Polygamy Pilot: Admiral, we're getting orders from High Commander Bspace to pull back!
Then we will do as he commands. All Hoecake ships pull back.
-They do so.-
I hope you know what you're doing, Bspace.
edit:
-The Death Tot emerges into view-
WHOA!!!
Edited by: Grand Admiral Malness at: 10/15/05 6:32 pm
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 73
(10/15/05 6:32 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
As the death tot comes ou of hyperspce teh DSSF fighters turn their attenition to it for one extrenely important second. Without even knowing what hit them the fighters are smahed into by hairball torpedos!
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 107
(10/15/05 6:34 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
I've waited a long time for this moment
*B takes control of the Death Tot's Superlaser and takes aim on the sunkist crusher's lower half*
HEY DSSF!!!!
Drink This....
*B fires a horrendous blast from the Death Tot and a HUGE explosion is seen on the Crusher and it is enveloped in a large white plume*
Steady men....we don't konw if its completely destroyed or not!
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Grand Admiral Malness
Member
Posts: 13
(10/15/05 6:36 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
-Grand Admiral Malness and his men look on in awe...then Malness stands up from his seat and starts applauding. The Polygamy officers on the bridge of the command ship join in-
Polygamy Officer: YEAH! TAKE IT TO THEM, HIGH COMMANDER!
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 74
(10/15/05 6:36 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
Cautiously teh hairball juniors fly back into teh Hairball ready to deploy at amoments notice.
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 108
(10/15/05 6:36 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
*The white plume dissapates to see the Sunkist Crusher split in two*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA hmm wait...it didn't destroy it!!!!!!!!....but at least it IS crippled..and that whole lower half isn't going to do em any good now LOL.....and with OOM successfully destroying its cannons...I think its out of commission for awhile
Man I get goosebumps everytime I blast my Death Tot 
ALRIGHT SOLDIERS....you may all report to your squadrons..or meet me in the Death Tot....we must celebrate our victory!!!!
*B sends the coordinates to all the pilots...and the Death Tot cloaks itself and jumps into Hyperspace to its secret lair....*
Well Done. 
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 75
(10/15/05 6:38 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
Lumpy: Do the victory dance
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Grand Admiral Malness
Member
Posts: 14
(10/15/05 6:38 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
All right men, I'd say we're done here. Prepare to make the jump to lightspeed.
-With the utmost precision, the Hoecake Cruisers reverse their direction and follow the path of the Death Tot into hyperspace-
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 99
(10/15/05 6:39 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
*Three Punishment Shuttels fly towards hte LSSF command ships, the one going to teh Death Tot identifies them all, as a battle droid transmits*
BATTLE DROID: Captains of the Light Side Silly Force, OOM-8, commander of the Grand Army of Punishment, wanted us to give you this present if he died in a battle at your side. May we land?
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 76
(10/15/05 6:40 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
Follows teh Death Tots to teh coordinates
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 110
(10/15/05 6:43 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
hmm very well since you are already in the hangar!
Edited by: Bspacewiz2 at: 10/15/05 6:44 pm
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 626
(10/15/05 7:20 pm)
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Re: The Attack on the Sunkist Crusher!
*A stormy enters Boobu's chamber*
Stormy: Lord Boobu, I have some...
*Boobu SNORES loudly while sleeping on his bed*
Stormy: Oh great...
*The stormy goes over closer to Boobu, and taps him on the shoulder*
Stormy: Lord Boobu...hey! Lord Boobu!
Boobu: *starts smacking his lips* Mmm...cookies...
Stormy:  ...LORD BOOBU!
*Boobu awakens with a jolt*
Boobu: GAH! WHAT! WHAT IS IT?!
Stormy: Forgive me Lord Boobu, but I have some urgent news. Our scout ships have reported that the Sunkist Crusher has been...um...
Boobu: SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!
Stormy: It's been crippled, My lord!
Boobu: What?! But who? Who could have done this?
Stormy: It was the LSSF, M'Lord! They executed a full fledged attack!
Boobu: The LSSF...?
Stormy: Yes, My Lord!
Boobu:  Surely you jest! HAHAHAHAHA!
Stormy:  ...read this datapad, my Lord.
Boobu: HAHAHA...HUH??!!!!!!
*Boobu takes a look at the datapad, which posts screenshots of the attack on the sunkist crusher*
Boobu: Holy crap...was Lord Slim Jim there when this happened?!
Stormy: No, My lord! He was out on a date to the Vorzyd system.
Boobu: I see. Send word to all of our silly agents. It seems our long time foe has finally posed a real challenge to us.
Stormy: *salutes* Yes, Lord Boobu!
*the stormy heads out of the chamber. Boobu lays back down*
Boobu: I've got a bad, silly, feeling about this...
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