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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 557
(8/31/05 9:02 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
A monkey lizard?
And we'll have to stop there for tonight. We'll pick this up tomorrow
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 48
(8/31/05 9:04 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
Ok
tomorrow it is then COUNT!!!!!!
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 558
(9/2/05 8:27 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*Boobu tries to throw B off of his back, but B has covered his (Boobu's) face with a resiliant, sticky substance*
Boobu: YOU FOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Edited by: Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu at: 9/2/05 8:28 pm
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 49
(9/2/05 8:29 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
bwahahahahaha this is the grease scraped off cookie sheets after baking a feast of tater tos!!!!!!
*makes sure CB can't see...then jumps off his back*
MARCO.....
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 559
(9/2/05 8:35 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
Arrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh! I can't see! Wait a minute! I have the Force! I don't need to see!
*starts to concentrate*
Ah yes, I can sense where you are now B. I can see you as clear as day! Oh wait, no, I've got a totally different image in my head right now...
media.babes.entertainment...32321.html
...wow, don't know where that came from. ANYWAYS, where were we? Oh yes!
*Boobu summons his lightsaber to his hand and charges at B, swirling his saber around in what looks like intricately practiced moves. in reality, it's just a whole bunch of BS to distract B*
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 50
(9/2/05 8:39 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*looks at the pretty colors of the saber swinging*
preeeetttyyyyyy
*boobus maniacal laughter shakes him back to reality*
*Bspace starts a running...secretly pushes a button on his bondalier...and then stops halting CB with his hand*
come and get me now....
sucka....
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 560
(9/2/05 8:44 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
What the? I will get you yet, Jawa!
*runs towards B again, twirling the lightsaber around*
This time you will meet my friend. His name is Arthur...Jethro...MURDER!
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 51
(9/2/05 8:47 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*Bspace stands perfectly calm whistling as CB charges at him*
*CB suddenly runs into an invisible wall and falls backward*
HA!!!
a super duper silly shield!!!!!!!
its perfect!...except for its ONE weak entry spot...but lets hope you don't find it up there
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 561
(9/2/05 8:55 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
I tire of these games, Jawa! I will defeat you!!!!
*Boobu's hands radiate with silly energies*
This is my other new technique! It's called Drain Silly! It's a Neutral Silly Side Power, meaning your super duper silly shield is useless against its properties!
*Two bolts of energy leap out from Boobu's hands, and drains the power of B's shield and some of his LSSF power*
*Boobu drops to his knees*
...of course, since its NSSF power and not a DSSF power, it doesn't really benefit me. It drains my power just as much as it drains yours!
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 52
(9/2/05 8:58 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
whooaaaa....I feel ollllldddd
*drops to hands and knees*
c'mere Boobu!!!! I'm gonna get you for that!!!!! you...you whippersnapper!!!
*starts crawling towards CB slowly....*
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 562
(9/2/05 9:01 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*Boobu crawls towards Bspace as well*
Come and meet your doom!
*they get ever so closer to each other*
Almost...there!
*still closer*
Almost...there!
*their hands grab hold of one another. and then before ya know it...Bspace, the wielder of the LSSF, and Boobu, the diabolical leader of the DSSF, are in the middle of...A THUMB WRESTLING MATCH*
It won't be long now before you meet your doom, Jawa!
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 53
(9/2/05 9:04 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
oh yer goin down sithy boobu head....lets begin!! *coughs in dirt of the asteroid*
1...2...3...4...I declare a silly thumb war
*Bspace and boobu start duking it out with their thumbs...albeit a bit slow since both their power is a bit drained*
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 563
(9/2/05 9:07 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*Sweat poors down Boobu's face, as he tries to evade B's thumb while at the same time, trying to pin his thumb down with his own. It's not as easy as it looks!*
Erelannon, has taught you well!
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 54
(9/2/05 9:09 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*Bspace too is sweating buckets while trying to fight boobu's thumb*
yeah!!! he also taught me this when he gave me my big fat hawaiin lei...
*bspace pulls out hidden coconut and starts beating it on CB's head with all his might...which isn't much due to the power drainage*
come on thumby!!! *Bspace continues to wiggle his thumb in circles*
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 564
(9/2/05 9:12 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*just as it looks like Boobu is about to lose*
There's something you should know...
*Bspace has a look of pure horror on his face*
I was the doctor who delivered you at your birth!
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 55
(9/2/05 9:19 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
no.....thats not true....THATS IMPOSSIBLE....that means you would have seen me naked!! and WAIT!!!! ITS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE YOU WOULD HAVE ONLY BEEN 2-3 YEARS OLD!!
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 565
(9/2/05 9:25 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*Boobu smacks B over the head*
You idiot! I'm over 4,000 years old! That Drain Silly did more to you than I thought
Anyways, I'm not going to relate how I came to be in the operating room when you were born. Not now anyway. Just know that it is a very, very, very silly tale. It involves Droids, helmets, Selkath, and...er...well...I can't say. It's silly beyond reckoning!
*Just then a cosmic storm washes over the asteroid field*
Oh crap! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
*Boobu and Bspace try to get up, only to fall flat on their backs*
*Sarge Voice* Well B, we're out of luck. Get ready to expire. TODAY'S A GOOD DAY TO DIE!
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 56
(9/2/05 9:35 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
no actually I think today is a good day to eat tater tots!
oh right..the storm.
AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
come on BOOBU...we gotta get outta here!!!
*Bspace tries to push boobu but to no avail...Bspace can't even stand up*
*the cosmic storm is bright colors of gold, yellow, white and brown*
It looks like a giant Tater tot!!! *Bspace starts crawling towards it*
*as it approaches it appears to be a plasma wave of pure energy*
Boobu: its getting closer!
I can see helmet head!!!!
*the plasma wave suddenly engulfs CB and B and they are jostled about and some of the energy actually appears to be absorbing into their bodies*
WOW...I can feel it inside me....giving me focus!...making me stronger!!!!
Boobu!!! what about you???
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 566
(9/2/05 9:44 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
Huuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh...
explosion
Blaaaaaaaaaaahhh....
I feel my power has rejuvenated itself! No, even better! I feel my power has increased a billion times over! I am a silly force god! No one can stop me! Hahahahahahahahah!
another explosion
Oh, excuse me...
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 57
(9/2/05 9:48 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
*both Bspace and boobu smell the fumes of the little explosion and fall unconcious for the night on the asteroid*
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