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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 547
(8/31/05 5:57 pm)
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Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*One day, on the Super Duper Silly Star, Boobu is watching the holo-vid. He's watching his favorite program, Littletown (a spoof of Smallville  )*
Boobu: Ah, this is the greatest show ever!
*The two main characters, Lana 3000 and Clark Get-Bent, are having another angsty/will they or won't they/conversation on the loft*
Lana 3000: SECRETS AND LIES!
Clark: I...I CAN'T TELL YOU WHO I AM!
Boobu: OH...DEAR...FORCE...This crap again?!
*the program scrambles and then re-adjusts to show the holographic display of none other than BSPACE!!!  *
Bspace: Hello galaxy. This is your friendly neighborhood Jawa, Bspacewiz, alerting you to the current status of the silly wars. As it stands, Count Boobu is a joke. Even his jokes are pathetic jokes. He's so horrible at leading his DSSF minions, that he was even tempted by the LSSF not too long ago on the planet Malachor V. So I'm here to tell you today that the LSSF has won the silly wars, without even so much as a shot fired by a tot blaster. You have nothing to fear from those so called "silly sith" anymore. Silly cry babies is more like it. And with that said, we now return you to your regularly scheduled crap.
*the image of Bspace fades and its replaced by the program of Littletown. Lanna 3000 and Clark are still looking at each other with meaningful stares*
*Boobu sits on his couch, mouth wide open*
*Ackbar bursts into the room*
Ackbar: Lord Boobu! Did you...
*in a gust of speed, Boobu is out of his room, down the hall, past the stairs, into the hangar bay, and piloting his ship out into space*
Ackbar: ...hear?
*Boobu's rice krispie transport rockets through hyperspace*
Boobu: Bspace! You have humilated me for the last time! Now you will feel the full power of the dark silly side!
*Boobu punches in some coordinates and sends them to The Death Tot*
Boobu: You will meet your ultimate destruction on hoth's asteroid belt! Prepare yourself for an oblivion for which there is no preferation!
(No one join in on this fight. This is between me and the Jawa dude  )
(But feel free to post in it anyway as spectators!  )
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 36
(8/31/05 7:48 pm)
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Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
muahahahahahahahahahahaa
*Bspace laughs manically from his personal quarters in the Death Tot*
Well advisor I wonder if CB took the bait..
"I'm sure he did sir"
In that case...I must deploy the fleet for his very predictable arrival 
*Bspace punches some buttons and the Shields of the Death Tot are activated...
*Bspace punches another button and 15 Capital Tot Destroyer Ships...led by the flagship..the Acclimator...come out of Hyperspace and surround the Death Tot*
*readies attack fighters...but does not deploy them yet*
*whispers under breath*
your move....
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 548
(8/31/05 7:58 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*Boobu's transport lands on the big asteroid, where the millennium falcon had it's famous chase with the tie fighters*
*Boobu exits from his transport, with a breath mask firmly attatched to his face*
Boobu: That's strange. He's not even here. The idiot must have thought I was going to attack his base! Doesn't he know that I only wish to battle him one-on-one?
*sends an e-mail to B's holonet address*
Boobu: That should get him here in a jiffy
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 38
(8/31/05 8:05 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*picks up one life form out on the asteroid*
huh..guess he's too chicken to attack my base...better go see what he wants 
*Bspace boards his Tot Shuttle and flies it out to the asteroid*
*shuttle lands...and Bspace emerges in his space suit*
ah Count Boobu...its been awhile....When last we met you were stripped naked by my forces and ran away to your ship and escaped...
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 549
(8/31/05 8:08 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
Yes, and last time, we fought on your terms. With blasters and explosives. This time we fight on my terms. Lightsabers and silly force powers! I hope you've been practicing!
*ignites a single, cyan colored, lightsaber blade and points it downwards towards the dimunitive jawa* 
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 39
(8/31/05 8:11 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*conjures up the silly force and has 2 lightsabers fly out of his sleeves and into his hands....one yellow...one brown and strikes a defensive pose*
so Count boobu...what brings you out here this time?
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 550
(8/31/05 8:15 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*two saber strikes, which B easily fends off*
You know damn well why I'm out here. Your little message you sent to me and the whole galaxy! The silly wars are NOT over, my friend. They have begun once more!
*Boobu goes on the attack again, swirling lightsaber blade in hand*
*Boobu levitates a huge boulder and flings it at B*
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 40
(8/31/05 8:17 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
HA!
I knew you could be so easily bothered and predictable...hence why the message was sent out in the first place!
*Bspace does a swirling move and hacks the boulder in two...lands on his feet and hurls both pieces of the boulder back at CB at different angles*
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 41
(8/31/05 8:18 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*while waiting for boobu to attack...Bspace cues up track 9...anakin vs. obi wan from the ROTS soundtrack and has it blare from giant speakers hidden amongst the asteroids*
if we are going to do this we may as well do it right! 
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 551
(8/31/05 8:20 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*jumps into the air, dodging the boulders, and screaming like JarJar Binks*
And what makes you think I haven't lead you to your own demise by bringing you out here? I've learned a few new tricks since our last battle! You won't walk away from this one!
*Boobu rains down a hail of silly lightning from his fingertips*
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 42
(8/31/05 8:23 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*Bspace crosses his lightsabers and deflects the silly lightening back at boobu's face*
NOW you will take a dose of your own medicine pretty boy!!! prepare to look far sillier than I could ever hope to be!!!!!!!!
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 552
(8/31/05 8:28 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
Allow me to introduce you to the first of my new tricks! The dark side pie!
*Boobu conjures a pie of pure evil silly energies. It absorbs the silly lightning like a pancake absorbs syrup*
*Boobu lands on the ground, and takes a bite of the pie*
Mmmmmm, scrumptuous!
*throws the pie in B's face*
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 43
(8/31/05 8:32 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*Bspace ducks to avoid pie...but doesn't duck low enough and part of the pie becomes lodged in nose*
*snorts up the pie and swallows it*
powerful you have become boobu...huh...the corn startch I smell in your pie
*Bspace conjures up the silly force and almost like magic...ionized tater tots start flying out of his fingers!!*
*bspace yells*
TOOOOOTTTTTTTTTSSSSS!!!!!!
UNNNNLIIIMMIITTEEEDDDD TATER TOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 553
(8/31/05 8:38 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
OH CRAP!!!
*Boobu whips out the silly lightning to counter the ion tots. It is an even display of silly force powers*
...you have learned much!
*Boobu and Bspace's attacks cancel each other out and explode, blowing both conjurers backwards into the rocky terrain*
...ow, seems B has learned a few new tricks himself. No matter, I'll still beat him!
*Boobu ignites his saber again and charges towards Bspace*
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 44
(8/31/05 8:41 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
OOF
*Bspace crashes in a crater opposite of the direction boobu crashed*
oh man I think I got a galactic space wedgie
*looks up sees boobu charging towards him*
oh crap
*Bspace ignites his two sabers and lunges backwards clashing with Boobus saber in a saber lock*
hmm....as typical in any star wars movie...I'd say this would be the part where we exchange some words before one of us does some sort of fancy breakaway move
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 554
(8/31/05 8:46 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
Nope! This is the part where I stab you in the back! But first, some fancy force work!
*Boobu uses the silly force to cause the rocky ground to roll up in the form of a wave. It rumbles towards Bspace, getting bigger and bigger as it approaches him*
*Boobu leaps atop the wave of rock, and surfs on it*
HA HA! RIGHTEOUS! RIGHTEOUS!
Edited by: Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu at: 8/31/05 8:47 pm
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 45
(8/31/05 8:49 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*Bspace starts running arms flailing yelling UTINNI!!!!!*
Bspace looks behind him as this wave nears him...then he realizes something...naw...can't be that easy...but what the heck I'm outta time!*
*Bspace rolls to the right and watches the wave sail right by him *
*waves and pulls out a secret video camera*
man...at least I can send the tape to Sithies gone wild
Edited by: Bspacewiz2 at: 8/31/05 8:50 pm
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 555
(8/31/05 8:52 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
...*Griff voice* that son of a bitch. He beat me at my own game.
*Boobu then notices that he's heading straight for the edge of the asteroid*
CURSES!!!
*The wave of rock hits a wall and sends Boobu sailing right for deep space*
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 46
(8/31/05 8:53 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
uh oh
*Bspace hops in his Tot Shuttle and flies it right alongside the tumbling Boobu*
need a ride?
here...grab this cable....*Bspace pulls ahead and jettesons a long rope for CB to grab ahold of......*
<------
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 556
(8/31/05 8:57 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
*Boobu cuts the rope with his lightsaber*
Hah! I don't need your help to get back to the battlefield! I can just use the force to summon one of those...!
*An asteroid slams into Boobu's back. It's trajectory leads him right back to the battlefield*
*Boobu stands up straight, standing tall and proud in the crater he just made*
Hmph! See! Nothin to it!
*a huge bump swells up from Boobu's head, knocking off his helmet*
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Bspacewiz2
Death Tot Commander
Posts: 47
(8/31/05 9:00 pm)
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Re: Bspace versus Count Boobu: The Never Ending Hilarity
dang...plan foiled!!!....no matter...
*Bspace hangs a U-turn in his Tot Shuttle and heads straight for boobu attempting to make a dangerous close landing but instead slams into Boobu sticking him to my windshield*
eewwww
*Bspace turns on the windshield wipers and window washer fluid spray*
*lands shuttle and hops out*
*Bspace jumps on Boobu's back and covers his eyes!*
GUESS WHO...BOOBU!
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