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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 12
(8/28/05 11:41 am)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 535
(8/28/05 11:43 am)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
It seems your plan has worked a little too well, Lord Slim Jim 
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 7
(8/28/05 11:44 am)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
join us... enjoy the full flavor of the fatty foods the dark silly side has to offer... the light side only has lo cal food... and we know how wookies hate lo cal food...
*takes out a giant slim jim pole*
will you join us...
as a token for joining you can h ave this slim jim pole
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 536
(8/28/05 11:49 am)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
*wakes up*
Huh? Is the fight over already? 
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 8
(8/28/05 11:50 am)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
it seems i have succeeded my lord... the dark silly side shall expan furhter and will shall quell this new enemy.. the droids shall be destroyed
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 537
(8/28/05 11:53 am)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
Oh yeah, definitely. So...
*takes out a packagge*
Rice Krispie Treat? 
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 9
(8/28/05 11:55 am)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
thank you my lord..
the lssf will not stand long in this war.. and with the chance that bspace will convert is in great favor for us... we could use the death tot to take out the droid invasion and have peace once again
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 13
(8/28/05 11:56 am)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
eats the counts shirt MMMMM! Local food! I liek local food
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 538
(8/28/05 11:56 am)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
I've tested the destructive power of the death tot before. It could be very useful to our plans 
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 539
(8/28/05 12:03 pm)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
Quote:
eats the counts shirt MMMMM! Local food! I liek local food
Good thing I don't wear a shirt. But man, that cloak sure is hard to replace! 
Lord Slim Jim, lock the wookiee in an escape pot and jettison him out into deep space, will you?
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Alcolyte Ackbar
Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 309
(8/28/05 1:40 pm)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
-Ackbar the Third sits on the bridge of his flagship Order Paramount (yes, the same one. It was a well made ship.) overseeing the assembly of the DSSF Empire's First Expeditonary Assualt fleet in orbit over the capitol world. A Leiutenant approaches him with a datapad-
Leiutenant: The report on the combat training of our first special forces unit Supreme Admiral.
Ackbar: Hmm. I presume that Lord Boobu has seen this.
Leiutenant: Yes sir.
Ackbar: Very well, dismissed.
-Thinking-
These new adepts require more training. If we must meet the Alliance on the field of battle, they will not be prepared. My grandfather tought me never to underestimate their forces. More time is needed to prepare, closer instruction.
Ackbar: Comm, send a message to the palace. Tell them that I wish an audience with Lord Boobu, immediately.
Crewer: Aye, Admiral.
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 541
(8/28/05 3:36 pm)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
*A mobile holoprojector arrives in Ackbar's quarters. The image of Count Boobu appears on the projector, looking down at Ackbar*
Count Boobu: Yes, Admiral?
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Dark Soul Warrior
Title, huh? Well......err.......look! A monkey!
Posts: 18
(8/28/05 4:33 pm)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
*and in the balck void of space, Lumpawarrump's pod wanders hopelessly, until a giant cake-shaped ship arrives and uses a powerful tractor beam to pick it up. For this is the Lemon Pie, OOM's flagship.
OOM-8: Now, wookie, that I have rescued you, my enemy, while your comrades don't even care of you, will you join the awesome might of The Punishment?
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Alcolyte Ackbar
Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 310
(8/28/05 6:33 pm)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
-Kneeling-
My lord, I have just reviewed the preliminary observations of the first unit of our special forces unit. I fear that they may not be prepared for the harsh realities of warfare. However, there may be a way to remedy this. With your approval, I would like to send some of our more promising alcolytes on a mission of minimal import, but one that might test their skills and expose them to those they may one day face in combat.
If this plan suits you, I would request you send two or three of those you see as most promising to my flagship. A more experienced Sith might also be an asset on this exercise, one who might guide the others, if you can find one who can be pulled from their other duties.
Edited by: Alcolyte Ackbar at: 8/28/05 6:33 pm
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Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu
The Dark Lord Of The Silliness
Posts: 542
(8/28/05 6:38 pm)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
*nods in approval*
I will see about what can be done, Admiral. You have my permission to begin your operation. I will send my new apprentices, Lord Slim Jim and Lord Puppy to join you. I will also try to get ahold of Lord Vixen as well to lead the group.
*image fades. the mobile projector exits from Ackbar's quarters*
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*holoprojector enters again and once more, the image of Count Boobu looks down at Ackbar*
Well, Lord Vixen won't be able to make it for the mission. So it shall be the new students who will accompany you...er, hopefully.
Edited by: Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu at: 8/28/05 7:35 pm
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 14
(8/30/05 4:07 pm)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
escape pod lands on the dessert planet of milk shake. MMM chocalate. THe darkside tastes so good.. B help me your my only hope.
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lumparwarump78
The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 16
(8/30/05 4:10 pm)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
noooooo! mustn't ruin my diet! nooooooooo!
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Dark Soul Warrior
Title, huh? Well......err.......look! A monkey!
Posts: 44
(9/28/05 5:42 pm)
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Re: Who will face the wookiee
lumps you here? come to The Invasion of Kashyyk thread!
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