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(5/12/03 8:47 pm) Reply
Cosmos Calander Girls
The newest specialty calander came out recently and has already hit record sales. All the proceeds will go to Abused women and children shelters across the galaxy. For those that are having a hard time (No pun intended fellows!) finding this calander, don't worry... you can go to the website and order it. But for those that can, here's the run down of what you will find!
Jan - The "Good Girls" Cami, Lorie & Em posing together. Lots of skin showing but everything is covered. Cami is wearing a very reveling beeded 'Dress', Lorie is in go go boots, fringed 'mini' skirt & covering her breast with her hands, Em is dressed in short short cami print botoms with a ripped and torn half-shirt.
Feb - Lorie, sitting with a heart shaped phone in her lap and nibbling on a pencil. The phone held up to her ear, arms and phone stratigicly covering areas. She's looking sweetly innocent
Mar - Jadine, wearing stelleto boots, looking over the top of her sunglasses and with the soundsmasher slung low over her waist. The strap covers (Barely) one breast and the neck of the keyboard covers the other. A playful smirk on her face.
Apr - Triz, walking across the runway in a naughty nighty. The lacy swirls covering her breast as her swaying walk prevents the rest from being seen. She looks sultry and temptatiously inviting.
May - Cami, In a short mini cheerleader skirt, hair done up in pony tails, pom poms thrust outwards in front of her. She looks as if she is promising something special if the onlooker wins the game.
Jun - the "Nuetral ladies" Triz, Zan & Dee posing together. All three are wearing absolutly nothing, but laying so that one's head covers the next's waist. They all have one arm thrown over their breast as they used the other clasp each other's wrists.
Jul - Dee, playing in the Jamica surf wearing nothing but the thong bottom, a string of seashells about her neck and her hair down. Looking quite exotic being all wet and covered in sand.
Aug - Em, sitting on a weight bench, wearing leg warmers. A water bottle is set right infront of her parted legs, the weight bar covering across her breasts. She has a challenging look on her face as beads of water run down her body.
Sept - Endora, standing on what looks to be a gaint pumpkin with a full harvest moon behind her. She's arching her back slightly as one hand covers her breasts while the other is run through her lovely mane of hair. Her tail is curled up between her legs hiding the rest of her.
Oct - Liza is wearing a very very skimpy "vamparella" style outfit. She's sitting on a throne with her legs crossed. A wine goblet held up infront of one breast, a gleam of fangs, and an outreaching, beconing hand hids the other.
Nov - The "Bad Girls" Jade, Endora & Liza posed together. There is a tension between Liza and Endora, the thundarian and the vampiress have their backs to each other and their arms are crossed, but are looking slightly over their shoulders in the other's direction. Each wears a collar with a leash attatched and being held by the other. Jade holds the middle ground between the two. Endora's tail is stratigicly places as is the leashes.
Dec - Zan, stretched out on her side on a white fur rug, fire place in the background. A teddy bear covering her in one place and her hair covering the other. Looking warm, relaxed, and ready to curl up with.
Bonus pages: Group pic, all 9 ladies, sprawled out together. Some body part or other covers the important places.
Steven Landon, president of SL Industries on Earth, has announced plans to host a fundraising dinner on Limbo, with special guests, the ladies of the latest Limbo specialty calendar. Proceeds will be matched with a company donation, and forwarded to the shelters for Abused Women in Limbo.
"The Calendar is a terrific piece of art celebrating the beauty of the female form, be it human, vampiric, or other. We're very proud to be involved in something like this, and look forward to the opportunity to talk to these elegant women and see their internal beauty as well."
Tickets for the event are already selling well, at 500 Limbo dollars per plate, and include a copy of the now-famous calendar, autographed by all 9 of it's featured beauties.
"It's going to be a terrific night," Landon said. "I can't imagine anyone's going to want to miss it. We're looking forward to seeing all the ladies and their husbands and companions there."
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About a half hour before the dinner was to begin, the ladies took time for some autograph signing and a few brief comments to the press. While Eliza Wyvern was signing autographs for some admirers, she was surprised to see her old flame, Endora Thornclaw, walk up to her with another feline companion.
"Oh, hello there, Whisper. Who's your friend?" the Vampiress asked.
[This is my son, Gypsy. He's...a fan of yours.] Endora signed as the teen held out a copy of the calendar for her to autograph. Eliza also noticed a copy of her Playboy and Penthouse spreads in his paws. [He's a really big fan of yours.]
"I see. Well, it's good to see someone appreciates my work," Liza replied with a grin as she signed his books.
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(5/13/03 2:53 pm) Reply
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Meanwhile, Zan was speaking with the calander photographer as she autographed her calander page. "So, now that you've made a name for yourself, what do you plan on doing?"
The woman shrugged, smiling as she did. "Don't know yet. May travel some, take more photos, enjoy myself."
Zan just chuckled and shook her head. "Hey, you survived. You even improved your life vastly. You deserve to enjoy yourself."
The woman nodded. "True...I've... had offers to go to work for some publishing companies..." she trailed off, looking down and playing with the camera bag strap.
Zan tilted her head a moment, then glanced about. There was no one else at the moment that wanted a calander autographed so she stood up. "Be back in a few Will," she told her husband who was sitting off to the side. He nodded to her and continued speaking with several other men who were there. "Come on, I want you to meet someone." She then lead the woman over to where Steven Landon was at. "Hey Steven, I'd like you to meet the person behind the camera. This is Jezabell Samson, she use to live in one of the woman's shelters before she started up the photography stint..." and then she caught a glance of someone over near Liza. "Why don't you two talk, I see someone I want to meet." With that she left the two and headed over to where Endora, Liza and another Thundarian was.
Once she got close enough, she called out. "Hey Endora, who's the fellow with you?" She raised an eyebrow slightly. "You and Mandora are still together right? Nothing's happened between you?"
Edited by: Chajo at: 5/13/03 2:55:11 pm
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[No, nothing wrong between us,] Endora replied. [It's just that she's kind of uncomfortable with me posing and all, which I understand. By the way, this is my son Gypsy. You know the one you brought to me to adopt?]
Zan blinked as the teenager grinned at her clutching his autographed items in his hand.
"Gypsy! Wow, have you grown! Look at you, all tall and handsome!" Zan hugged the Feline who began to blush at her compliment. "You haven't been giving your mother any problems, have you?" Gypsy began to shake his head, then gave a sheepish grin.
[Sometimes...but I don't mean to,] he finally signed, causing Zan to chuckle.
"Well, it's good to see you again, kiddo." Phantom scratched him under the chin for old times sake before heading back to hang out with Emily. When she finnaly found Emily she saw Camiel standing with her looking a little upset. "What's going on, Sunny? You ok?"
"She and the Brigadier had a...disagreement before she got here," Emily explained, putting a sympathetic arm around the younger Hawk's shoulder.
"Uh oh...what happened, Cami?"
"Well, ever since he found out about the calendar, Sh'Ekrah's been fussing about me posing for it and how the calendar exploits females. I disagreed and said I didn't feel exploited at all. In fact, I felt quite liberated and was proud to contibute. Well, he just made a big stink about it saying he just knew you had to be the one that talked me into it. That got me really mad, so then I told him no one had to talk me into anything. I volunteered when I heard about the project. The argument went on and on from there. I got tired of yelling so I left and came here."
Edited by: Detia1 at: 5/15/03 2:03:49 pm
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(5/17/03 6:47 pm) Reply
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Zan leaned against a table, her arms crossed over her chest. "I'm sorry, I didn't realize he secretly practiced the Martian way of hiding their women from the sight... er...." Zan shook her head and wince. "sorry, don't mean to be judgemental of him... I was under the impression that you and him were equals. Partners and all that... or am I missing something?"
Cami shook her head. "He's really sweet-"
Emily snorted softly.
"He is, he's just..." Cami said defending her mate.
"A bit old fashioned?" Zan offered, she started to grin, looking slyly at both Em and Cami. "I tell you what, why don't you do this...." she leaned in and started whispering in Cami's ear.
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As Zan described the plan to her freinds, they began to snicker at her wicked idea. By that time, Hotwing had come over.
"Hey, ladies, what's so funny?"
"Oh, hi, Leo! Just laughing at some girl talk," Emily explained.
"You mean making fun of men, don't you?"
"Oh, honey, we would never do that," Em cooed as she kissed her beau lightly on the lips. "So, what brings you over here in such a hurry?"
"I'm trying to get away from a Bedlamian civil rights activist. She's protesting the use of the calendar to raise money for the abused womens' shelter. She thinks that's it's shameful and puts women in a negative light."
All three of the women frowned at that.
"Ok...everyone's entitled to thier own opinion, right?" Emily asked.
"Right," her friends agreed.
"Well, my opinion is she can kiss our collective shiny, metal..."
Emily was interrupted when the host tapped the microphone to get everyone's attention.
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(5/19/03 11:10 am) Reply
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Steven collected two glasses of champagne from a passing waiter and offered one to Jezabell. "I really admire your work, Ms. Samson. You have a unique perspective."
She smiled shyly. "Thank you. It was really Zan's idea, but I had a lot of fun. She was encouraging me every step of the way, and lined up all the women. I couldn't believe it."
Steven chuckled. "She's like that. Anytime someone's life needs fixing, there she is, getting in the front lines of the fight."
"Who's fighting?" Aurora asked, strolling up in a slinky black dress. "This is a party, love, not one of your war simulations."
"Zan, of course," he replied, offering her the other champagne glass. "For truth, justice, and the American way."
"I don't know how well the American way would go over in Limbo, dear. What about 'truth, justice, and the rights of women everywhere'?"
"Touché, my love. Ms Samsom, my wife, Aurora Landon. Aurora, this is Jezabell Samson, the photographer. She's one of Zan's success stories."
Aurora smiled warmly and shook the other woman's hand. "I love your work. Your eye for the female form is wonderful."
Jezabell smiled more. "I'm glad you like it. I was afraid some women wouldn't understand what I was trying to get across. I heard that a lot of people think it's smutty."
"Only if that's what they're looking for," Aurora said with a shrug. "You presented images of beautiful female forms. Anything else they're seeing is entirely in their own heads." She turned to Steven with a flash of inspiration. "Hey, honey, what if we talk to Zan about co-sponsoring an all-male calendar next, with the same arrangements for proceeds? I think Ms. Samson could turn in another stellar performance as photographer."
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It was decided that they would talk with Zan about an all-male calendar, same arrangements as before. Needless to say, Zan's eyes lit up at the idea.
"Excellent idea!" she said. "Let's balance the whole thing out, shall we? By the way, May is considered Military Appreciation month, right?"
"Yes, it is." Steven replied. "Why, do you have someone particular for that specific month?"
"I have just the victim--I mean volunteer." She turned over to Em and Cami. "Ladies, change of plans!"
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After discussing things with the girls, Cami decided to introduce the photgrapher to her father and uncle. She thought they would look great in the calendar.
"Ms. Samson. This is my father, Mikel, aka the Copper Kidd. And this is his twin, my Uncle Jodan."
Jezabell blinked as the two men gave her thier famous impish grins.
"Wow! How can you tell those two apart?"
"Well, it is hard to tell while Pahda is out of his armor. But there are ways...it's kind of hard to explain..."
Edited by: Detia1 at: 5/22/03 8:46:57 am
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After several minutes, Cami saw someone from the corner of her eye. She excused herself from Jezebel and went over to see that her loving entawan had arrived. "Well, I'm surprised you showed up." she told him.
"You weren't answering your pager phone." he replied.
"Look Sh'Ekrah, if you came to tell me how this calendar I was posing for is some legitimate version of porn--"
"Hear me out, Cami, okay? I came here to apologize for what I said about Duchess Verandua talking you into this."
"Oh really? I thought you were just a bit old-fashioned."
"Cami, you know my culture; gender has nothing to do with social status. But you know as well as I do that there are a lot of perverts in this galaxy. Who knows how they think when they see that calendar, when they see you."
"That's no excuse."
"I know. I guess I wasn't thinking."
"Oh, you were thinking all right; just with the wrong head."
"Ha ha." By then, Sh'Ekrah had gotten to his knees and hugged Camiel by the waist. "Forgive me, alixia?"
"I guess...on one condition."
"What?"
"If you truly believe that gender means nothing to you in regards to social status, then you'll participate in the next specialty calendar that we're planning."
"Is it like this one?"
"Yep, only men."
"Only...oh no! Oh, no Cami! You may be comfortable in doing this and it has taken me hours after you left before I could look at this through your eyes, but no way!"
"Oh come on, kesobo, it'll be fun! Besides, it's either that, or the couch!"
"Fine...one month."
"Only one? I was thinking maybe the entire summer season."
"Don't push it. You're enough trouble as it is. This entire thing is complete insubordination..."
"Oh, you can punish me later you big baby! Come on, I want to introduce you to the photographer!"
Camiel took Sh'Ekrah by the hand and led him back to Jezabell, who was still speaking with her father and uncle.
"Ms. Samson, I'd like to introduce you to my mate, Sh'Ekrah Brightlight."
"Wow. You're right. He is a hunk," the photographer stated with a smile as she looked the Hash'a'Glith up and down. This caused the Brigadier to blush. The way she was looking at him made him feel like a piece of fresh meat.
"Aww..c'mon, Kesobo. Don't be shy! Show Ms. samson your big muscles!" Cami teased. "I see you standing on the beach wearing nothings but loin cloth holding you favorite weapon ont he shores of your home village with the sunset and ocean waves at your back."
"Wow, Cami, you sure do paint a pretty picture! Sounds like it would be hot!"
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"Now wait a minute, wait a minute!" Sh'Ekrah cried out. "Don't I have a say in this blasted escapade?"
"Well," Cami started. "You did say you were too big for a speedo, right?"
"Grrr...don't forget who has the higher rank here."
"Currently, I don't give a damn."
"Oh you are going to be in SO much trouble when we get home, young lady..."
"Oooh, I'm so scared."
"You should be."
"Uh, excuse me..." Jezebel said. "But don't we want to talk about this calendar?"
"Pardon us, ma'am." Sh'Ekrah replied. "We seem to have different opinions on ideas. Now, don't get me wrong, ma'am; I don't find myself comfortable in these situations like Camiel does, but considering that the proceeds of this calendar will benefit charity, I will be willing to give it a shot."
"Okay, then...say, I know this is far fetched, but maybe I could ask your Governor to participate? I've heard he's Limbo's most elegible bachelor."
"You can try, ma'am, but I guarantee you he'll sooner join the Mob before doing something like this."
"Oh?"
"With all due respect to the Governor, ma'am, he's what a Terran might call...'Prudence McPrude'."
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"Pardon us, Ma'am," came the Texan accent of James, AKA Bluegrass. "But did we hear right? You're planing a second one of these calanders?" Behind him Will shifted slightly as he crossed his arms over his chest.
Jezabell turned and looked the pair over a moment. "Yes. An all male calander. Why? Do you two want to join the list? We already have..." she talled up the number, "three months covered."
Will and James exchanged smirks.
"I'd like to claim Feb if you don't mind. I can't let Zan out do me after all." Will said with a laugh.
Jezabell just shook her head and laughed. "You're Zan's husband I take it? Lucky woman."
Will smiled and nodded. "Yep, but I'm lucky to have her too."
James just grinned knowingly as he glanced over at Jadine and gave her a wink before returning to the conversation at hand. "Heeyy... think we might get the skipper involved in this?"
Will arched an eyebrow. "Quicksilver? Don't seem the type...." Then a sly grin crossed his face. "Unless....." he turned and motioned Zan over. "Hey Zan.... think we can trick...er... get the Skipper in on this deal?"
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"Wouldn't hurt to try, " Zan replied with a wink. Camiel was a little wary of that idea.
"You guys are on your own with that. I don't mess with Uncle Jonathan."
"Yeah, things have been kind of awkward between the two of you since you did that little striptease at age 13," Bluegrass teased, then laughed at the Brigadier's shocked expression.
"It was NOT a striptease! I was trying on my meditation garment! I was fully clothed!"
"If you call two strips of fabric fully clothed, then I agree."
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"Okay you two, that's enough." Sh'Ekrah replied when he came out of his shock. "I'm all too familiar with what happens when the hormones rage like an inferno. So, here's how it's going to be; Cami, I am in full support of you and while that meditation garment of your is a bit too revealing, it wasn't like you were naked, although I will take it up with the designer. Bluegrass, for once in your life, you keep that big mouth of yours shut. I have no need of any reminders of my mate's promiscuity."
"No, sir, I reckon you get them every night." Bluegrass replied.
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At some point Zan had moved away and was making her rounds of the room. She'd stop here and there to speak with fans then move on. Once she got to the table where Jadine was sitting, she caught the tail end of her comment to one of the fans that was getting her page signed. She moved a few items out of the way and sat down on the edge of the table.
"I take it that there are some belated congrats in order. Though I would like to know if you two got hooked up before me & Will or after?" Zan asked casually.
Jade laughed as she sat back, toying with her pen. "Wouldn't you like to know."
"And a whole bunch of others I bet," Zan said with a grin then shook her head. "I hope you know that there is quite a number of 'devoted' fans of yours and Jame's 'Romeo & Juliet' romance. Not to mention a whole slew of books, fan-fics and other such stuff."
Jade blinked a moment then started laughing. "Oh geeze! Do I want to know how bad some of those books and stories are?"
Zan snorted a moment. "Let's just say they range from fairly accurate and tasteful to down right preposterious and lewd! And those are the Good ones. I don't even care to find out about the bad ones." She watched as Jade was trying to smother the laughter that threated to escape then looked up as James arrived, looking slightly grumpy. "Let me guess... Brightlight pulled rank on you?"
James looked surprised a moment then recovered. "Will 'told' you right?"
Zan nodded with a grin.
James rolled his eyes, pulling his hat a little lower over his face. "Sometimes he has a big mouth," the cowboy grumbled. That only cause both women to bust out laughing. "Aww, now don't you two go busting my chops over it."
Once Zan caught her breath again she just smirked. "Would I do something like that? Don't answer." She then smiled and got a little more serious. "Question. When, and if, you plan on retiring from the piloting gig, what do you plan on doing?"
James blinked then scratched his head looking at Jadine and back to Zan again. "Why?"
"Wellll..... if you plan on retiring here in Limbo, I was going to offer you my place. Kinda a belated wedding gift. It's not like I'm going to be staying here. We're going to New Eden when Will retires. I have to take up my position as Duchess as well as starting Eve out on learning the ropes of royal politics. I want her to have a good education in that department."
Both just looked at her, blinking. Neither was sure what to say at the moment.
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Meanwhile, Eliza had made her way over to the photographer with her teenage admirer in tow.
"Excuse me, but I've been hearing a rumor aobut you doing a calendar featuring men. Is that true?"
"Why, yes it is. You have someone in mind?"
"I do indeed. My son Damian. He's quite a looker. I'll give him a call and see if he'd like to participate. I'm sure he would since it's for a good cause."
"Sound like a great idea to me. I have one question though. Who's this handsome fella standing next to you?" Jezabell asked when she noticed Gypsy.
"Him? Oh this is Endora's son, Gypsy."
"Well, aren't you a cutie!"
Gypsy then blushed and scratched behind one of his ears. It was one of his nervous habits.
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Meanwhile, several individuals were all lined up, single-file, waiting to obtain an autograph from Camiel. To her surprise, they were all very polite and orderly.
"Here you go." she said to one autograph hound, handing over a signed calendar.
"Thank you very much, Lady Brightlight." the hound said, quickly moving away.
"You're...welcome." Camiel thought that very strange, as well as the behavior of these people. Maybe it was the fact they decided to get it into their heads that if they wanted an autograph from her, they'd file in an orderly fashion and address her with the proper and utmost respect.
Either that or the fact her entawan was keeping a very close eye on anyone within a 100-mile radius of his lady and had a look that said anyone who acted indecent in front of her would be spending his last day alive.
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Everything was orderly until it got to the end of the line. Camiel was a little cuaght off guard when a male Mua rushed up to her chattering away. After a few moments she smiled in recognition.
{I remember you! You had the frozen dirilli stand at Tampur Beach! You were being nice to me and my entawan thought you were hitting on me!} Cami chuckled.
{Yes, yes! I remember well! When someone told me about the calendar and I saw your picture, I didn't recognize you with clothes on!} the Mua replied. Cami thought that was quite funny, and she was glas her mate couldn't understand most Mua. Sh'Ekrah thought the Mimian was acting a little too familiar with his mate, but decided not to interrupt their conversation. As long as he didn't touch her inappropriately, he was all right. That Mua did seem a little familiar to him though.
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