ho humwhat if wishes were arnold schwarzennegger?Edited by: paranoid daisy at: 10/27/02 2:52:38 am
wheniwoke Here to protect us... then kill us
(10/28/02 8:25 am) Reply
I wish I had made that deal with the Devil...
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Actor - filmography
(2000s) (1990s) (1980s) (1970s)
True Lies 2 (2004) .... Harry Tasker
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) .... T-800 (The Terminator)
E! Rank: 25 Toughest Stars (2002) (TV) .... Himself/#9
Collateral Damage (2002) .... Gordy Brewer
Anthony Quinn: The Final Words (2001) (V) .... Himself
If It Bleeds We Can Kill It: The Making of 'Predator' (2001) (V)....Himself
Imagining Total Recall (2001) (V) .... Himself
I Love Lucy's 50th Anniversary Special (2001) (TV) .... Himself
Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001) (uncredited) (voice) .... White wolf
AFI's 100 Years, 100 Thrills: America's Most Heart-Pounding Movies (2001) (TV) .... Himself
Kino kolossal - Herkules, Maciste & Co (2000) (TV) (archive footage) .... Himself
6th Day, The (2000) .... Adam Gibson
Intimate Portrait: Kelly Preston (1999) (TV) .... Himself
Intimate Portrait: Loni Anderson (1999) (TV) .... Himself
End of Days (1999) .... Jericho Cane
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hollywood Hero (1999) (TV)....Himself
Junket Whore (1998)....Himself
Directors: James Cameron (1997) (V)....Himself
Batman & Robin (1997) .... Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries
T2 3-D: Battle Across Time (1996) .... T-800 (The Terminator)
Jingle All the Way (1996) .... Howard 'Howie' Langston
Eraser (1996) .... U.S. Marshal John 'The Eraser' Kruger
Sinatra: 80 Years My Way (1995) (TV) .... Himself
67th Annual Academy Awards, The (1995) (TV) (uncredited) .... Himself
Beretta's Island (1994) .... Himself
Century of Cinema, A (1994) .... Himself
Junior (1994) .... Dr. Alex Hesse
True Lies (1994) .... Harry Tasker
1993 MTV Movie Awards (1993) (TV) .... Presenter
Last Party, The (1993) (uncredited) .... Himself
Last Action Hero (1993) .... Jack Slater/Himself
Dave (1993) .... Himself
"Fame in the Twentieth Century" (1993) TV Series (uncredited) (archive footage) .... Himself
1992 MTV Movie Awards (1992) (TV) .... Presenter
Making of 'Terminator 2: Judgement Day', The (1992) (TV) .... Himself/T800
Lincoln (1992) (TV) (voice) .... John G. Nicolay
Feed (1992) .... Himself
Christmas in Connecticut (1992) (TV) (uncredited) .... Man in chair in front of Media Truck
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991/II) (VG) .... The Terminator
"Naked Hollywood" (1991) (mini) TV Series .... Himself
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) .... T-800 (The Terminator)
Making of 'Total Recall', The (1990) (TV) .... Himself/Douglas Quaid
Kindergarten Cop (1990) .... Detective John Kimble
Total Recall (1990) .... Douglas Quaid
Twins (1988) .... Julius Benedict
Red Heat (1988) .... Captain Ivan Danko Russian State Police
Running Man, The (1987) .... Ben Richards, 'The Butcher of Bakersfield'
Predator (1987) .... Major Alan 'Dutch' Schaefer
Raw Deal (1986) .... Mark Kaminsky AKA Joseph P. Brenner
Commando (1985) .... Colonel John Matrix
Red Sonja (1985) .... Kalidor
Terminator, The (1984) .... T-800 (The Terminator)
Conan the Destroyer (1984) .... Conan
Making of 'Terminator', The (1984) (TV) .... Himself
Carnival in Rio (1983) (TV) .... Himself, as host
Our Voices Ourselves (1982) (TV) .... Himself
Conan the Barbarian (1982) .... Conan
Jayne Mansfield Story, The (1980) (TV) .... Mickey Hargitay
Scavenger Hunt (1979) .... Lars, Gym Instructor
Villain, The (1979) .... Handsome Stranger
Pumping Iron (1977) .... Himself
Stay Hungry (1976) .... Joe Santo
Long Goodbye, The (1973) (uncredited) .... One of Augustine's Hoods
Hercules in New York (1970) (as Arnold Strong) .... Hercules
Quote:Long Goodbye, The (1973) (uncredited) .... One of Augustine's Hoods
I've seen that. He stripped down to his oondies. That deserves a credit.
Well ...
"I grant you three Arnold Schwarzeneggers ..."
"We Arnold Schwarzenegger you a Merry Christmas ..."
"I think I'll rule the world with hot dogs and glory."
"Pfft. You Arnold Schwarzenegger."
"What?"
"If I don't listen to the talk of the town
Maybe I can fool myself
I'll get over you I know I will
I'll pretend my ship's not sinking
And I'll tell myself I'm over you
(I'm over you)
Cause I'm the king of Arnold Schwarzenegger-ful thinking"
What if wishes were Arnold Schwarzenegger? CHAOS, that's what.