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The Ray




(7/16/02 11:46 pm)
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Grand Ol' Photoshop Challenge
Let's go, monkeybunch. Get yer paint-tools off the casket and into the racket cause brother ain't whistling no longer down hootenany. Jiffy-miggers tain'd got nuthin on whillickerpool way o'er yonder, so quit thee spellacking and fiddle me knickers.



Photoshop a message into the signs, boys and girls (neutered pets excluded from competing in certain states).

Edited by: The Ray at: 7/16/02 11:46:46 pm
The Ray




(7/20/02 11:53 pm)
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What, did my silly-talk confuse you?


Come on, boys and girls, follow my lead. Just cram it full o' injokes and let God sort 'em out. Jew-ronimo!

Old Toby


(7/21/02 5:34 pm)
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I like how they just copy/pasted the guy with the hat

The Ray




(7/21/02 11:35 pm)
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Uh, I'm the one responsible for that. Sorry.
I was hoping it would jumpstart amusing sidebar discussion concerning a "Walker, Texas Ranger" government cloning program.

But, as always, the monkeybunch lets me down. Think my thoughts, stupids!

Randall00

I'm alive. The
rest is just details.

(7/31/02 9:51 pm)
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It's the look on the woman's face that makes it funny.
If you had multi-colored spray paint and a series of blank signs, what would you write?

"Wow dude...I don't know...uhhh...."

Edited by: Randall00 at: 7/31/02 9:58:46 pm
paranoid daisy
to be continued ...
(8/1/02 2:50 am)
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hurrah, more crudities.

and now for something completely different.

Old Toby


(8/1/02 2:55 pm)
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daisy!
And, truthfully... weren't we all trying to imagine them naked behind those signs, anyway?

Old Toby


(8/1/02 3:05 pm)
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more filth this way lies...
Oh, and I particularly like the goon on our far left with the miscellaneous genitals/nipples all over his torso. Daisy, you fantastic perv, you. :thumbsup

Pepper the Mad

Festy

(8/2/02 11:55 am)
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!
That is beautiful, daisy.

P.S. Toby explains things, then I understand. End communication.

paranoid daisy
to be continued ...
(8/2/02 6:22 pm)
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pervy is as pervy does
they were supposed to be scales, but i like your interpretation better!

:jump

and now for something completely different.

Old Toby


(8/4/02 10:16 am)
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The Cycle Of Explaining Stuff is complete
Everybody wins!

:rockon

The Ray




(8/18/02 12:23 am)
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Cycle O' 'Splainin Stuff is beaten by Square Of Dictatorship
If everybody wins, there aren't any losers. And where's the fun in that?

Lindsey's turn to pick and choose, and Toby has to stay in the root cellar and count his toenails all night long. The rest of us losers get to mock his obvious pedicure and correct his math when it gets too spotty. In a way, I guess, everybody does win.

Except for Toby. There's a fairytale moral in there someplace, underneath my own rampant fetishism for hard keratin.

Old Toby


(8/18/02 11:13 am)
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I thought we all agreed to be communists! Communists!!!
Why must you constantly urinate on all my hopes and dreams?

The Ray




(8/19/02 12:28 am)
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One 'm'! One 'm'! Comunists! Weren't you at the meeting?
:lol

I'm going to name my three children after that quote, Toby. Congratulations, you've just been made defacto godfather to Lil' Hope, Missus Dream, and the newly born Constance Urinate.

paranoid daisy
to be continued ...
(8/19/02 2:06 am)
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always forward, never back
kay, "monkeybunch", here's the next banana to peel. hey, notice how we say peel, but we really mean unpeel? amaaaaazing...



here's the scoop. your assignment (heh.. ass) is to do the opposite of what i did: dress em up. put heads and limbs on em. draw backgrounds. speech bubbles. the possibilities are endless!





so do it, goddammit!

and now for something completely different.

The Ray




(8/19/02 12:45 pm)
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Alakazam presto change-o!


[Postnote : Okay, okay. I'll work up a real photoshop image sometime later, right after I kick the crap out of Jimminy Cricket for forcing me to stop being lazy. Always let your conscience be your guide, my ass.]

Edited by: The Ray at: 8/20/02 2:14:20 pm
Old Toby


(9/4/02 7:16 pm)
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True story:

The Ray




(9/19/02 12:46 am)
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Jimminy Cricket turned out to be just a lazy gwathoppa......
....and surprisingly enough, so did I.

I abdicate to Toby, in the vain hope that it'll prompt another round. We suck, don't we?

Old Toby


(9/26/02 2:25 pm)
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.

Edited by: Old Toby at: 9/26/02 2:28:48 pm
The Ray




(9/27/02 12:04 am)
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Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do......


Ever since Sheriff Snowman (formerly of the Japanese Winter Squads) joined the cast of 'COPS', things just haven't been the same.

ijo na




(9/27/02 8:08 pm)
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I'm going up to New England this week.
I'll have to stop in and visit some family on the way up north.

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Edited by: ijo na at: 9/27/02 8:12:38 pm
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