DemonTengu
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(3/31/04 10:26 am)
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dear tide joke
Dear Tide Detergent,
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it
since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the
best.
Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse.
My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how
clumsy I
was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to
another, and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I
tried
to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come
out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction,
all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well, that some
detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were
negative
and my attorney said that I would no longer be considered a suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go.
I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people...
Signed,
A relieved menopausal wife
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