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General Info
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Visit the Infidel With Explainitory Pamflets
No, he's not here to start a religious lecture, it's just the intro to our site and things you should know.
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34 | 1/15/03 4:46 am |
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The Clacks Tower
Become a member of a Guild here
Also check for any anouncements or other important messages.
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144 | 2/14/04 3:25 am |
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Ankh-Morpork
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The Watch House
The infamous Ankh-Morpork City Watch house, workplace to Dwarves, Trolls, the Undead, the Unalive and also some humans. And Nobby Nobbs.
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106 | 5/12/05 7:07 pm |
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The Unseen University
The Disc's finest (and only) university devoted to schooling in the arts of magic. One place that Rincewind the inept wizzard is pleased not to call home. Magical spells can be dangerous and L-space is not to be invaded unless with a reliable guide. And pay him after. And- one last thing. Don't say the M-word around the Librarian. Ever. But he wouldn't object to a banana.
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126 | 5/4/04 6:42 pm |
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The Patrician's Palace
Home to Vetinari & Leonard De Quirm, also the site of some classic works of Bloody Stupid Johnson. Watch the Hoho on your way out. (Mimes Beware)
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18 | 9/10/03 7:03 pm |
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The Mended Drum
The place for general chit-chat & gossip. Duck to avoid objects that are temporarily airborne.
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226 | 12/1/03 9:38 am |
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The Rest of the Disc & Beyond
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The Land of Death
Like black? Like TALKING IN CAPS? Or just like anyone who likes cats...Keep an eye on any chocolates you bring. Death of Rats likes them- but even more, he likes anything that'll irritate you in general.
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29 | 10/11/03 1:17 am |
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Lancre
Place where the sun don't shine, and home to the Wyrd Sisters and their cat (well, sometimes a cat)
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13 | 2/12/03 4:31 pm |
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Uberwald
The mystical land of the Fifth Elephant! Land of a thousand mysteries! Okay- mostly the Land of Fat, but that's okay too. Avoid the werewolves, they tend to bite.
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57 | 9/29/03 3:55 pm |
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Klatch
Met 71-hour Ahmed yet? Don't let the huge sword intimidate you- he's a real swell guy. Here, the desert is what coppers have to face. And, when you want it to (or maybe when you might not want it to) it'll swallow you.
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13 | 2/25/03 4:12 pm |
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Guilds
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The Assassin's Guild
An old and respected guild with a peculiar sense of honor. If you tend to annoy the upper-class citizens, investing in bear traps and very pointy objects is a good idea.
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33 | 12/7/02 1:47 pm |
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The Alchemist's Guild
The Alchemists are proud to welcome you to their humble guild (if it is standing at the moment). A sturdy helmet would be advisable and beware FPBs (Flying Pool Balls).
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28 | 12/7/02 1:55 pm |
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The Fool's Guild
A guild in which you certainly do not laugh. Provide your own real nose and hope you aren't allergic to make up. And remember- if it was funny, clowns wouldn't be doing it.
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4 | 12/7/02 1:56 pm |
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The Thieves' Guild
Persons burglarizing without a lisence- looking down and seeing that you stepped on a gnoll who was having a very, very bad day is prefferable to being caught by the Thieves Guild for unliscensed thieving.
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63 | 6/4/03 11:29 pm |
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Just For Fun
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FanFiction
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0 | 2/15/04 4:53 pm |
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FanArt
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6 | 1/7/03 5:22 pm |
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Administration
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Guild Announcements
All guild members be sure sure to check here for any news (we're just too lazy to post the same thing in every forum).
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7 | 2/13/03 4:31 pm |
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Oblong Office
Administration Only!
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2 | 9/10/03 7:00 pm |