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DemonTengu
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(3/12/04 11:06 am)
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bad goatee joke


A 50 year old woman goes to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. He tells
her they have a new method called "the knob".

"What is that?" she asks.

"Well, we implant a knob on the back of your head and whenever you
see a wrinkle, you give it a twist. It will pull your skin tight again."

"Wonderful. Let's do it!" she exclaims.

Twenty years later she returns to the doctor with a problem.

"How is it working?" he asks.

"It's worked great for all these years but now I have these bags under
my eyes that I can't pull out." she explains.

He leans closer, then pulls back in shock, "Madam, those bags under
your eyes are your breasts!"

She answers, "Oh....I guess I won't bother asking you about the goatee
then."



nightscream2000
Posted: Feb 15 2004, 05:49

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