DemonTengu
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(3/12/04 11:05 am)
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another bad joke
A man who'd worked at a pickle factory for twenty years, came home
and confessed to his wife, "Every day...I have this uncontrollable urge to
stick my penis in the pickle slicer!"
"What!" she exclaimed. "You're going to a psychiatrist!" And she
hurried him off to the shrink.
Six months later, the man tells the shrink, "You know...I still want to
stick my penis in the pickle slicer."
"Ok, I give up. If that's what you want...maybe it's the only way you'll
get over this." the shrink tells him.
So the man goes to work the next day but he returns home at noon.
"What's wrong, honey? Why are you home so early?" his wife asks.
"Oh...well I finally did it. I stuck my penis into the pickle slicer."
"What!" she exclaimed and pulled his pants down in panic. But
everything appeared intact. Puzzled, she asked, "What happened to the
pickle slicer?"
"Oh...I dunno...I think she got fired too."
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