Mrs Grim Commandress of the City Watch
(8/14/02 4:22 pm) Reply
Welcome to the Watch
Hello everyone! Just to let you know, evryone is welcome in the Watch. We're all just men here. There are no dwarves and trolls or women etc. in the Watch. Er- except for the ones that are not, at the moment, dwarves and trolls or women etc.
Well, her Patricianess and I have not quite decided what we are going to do about the Watch. So- if you really, really want to be in the Watch instead of a Guild, I'm pretty sure we'll get something going soon.
For now- feel free to post about anything up to and including what the heck Nobby Nobbs actually is. And perhaps there will be no murders.
But- alas- where policemen go, crime follows.
Mrs Grim Commandress of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch
squirel52 Out of mind, be back... sometime
(3/26/03 11:29 pm) Reply
Re: Welcome to the Watch
hey. i know i haven't psted much recently, but can i join the watch, as well as being in a guild
i thik it would be pretty funny...sa long as the tea kitty isn't too expensive, and u guys don't complain if my armour's growing a thin layer of *something*
p.s. nobby nobbs, officially listed on the cencus as "thing" - disqualififed from the human race for shoving
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This little pig went to Hades
This little pig stayed home
This little pig ate raw and steaming human flesh
This little piggy violated virgins
And this little pig clambered over a heap of dead bodies to get to the top
squirel52 Out of mind, be back... sometime
(6/4/03 11:53 pm) Reply
Re: Welcome to the Watch
so, how bout it mrs grim?
seen as there is NO ONE else
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This little pig went to Hades
This little pig stayed home
This little pig ate raw and steaming human flesh
This little piggy violated virgins
And this little pig clambered over a heap of dead bodies to get to the top
Commandress of the City Watch
(9/10/03 5:26 pm) Reply
Re: Welcome to the Watch
Erm...*hides behind her desk*
Why not? Well, I am not quite sure what there is to do...but I'll think on that a bit; there's always something if I put my mind to it! Perhaps I made that announcement hoping that no one would ask. I mean, no one would really want to be in the Watch, right? *nervous smile*
Ha! Well, hmm...ideas?
Mrs Grim
Boys are smelly; throw garbage cans at them. (davidandgoliathtees.com)
robcraine Out of mind, be back... sometime
(9/13/03 5:50 pm) Reply
Re: Welcome to the Watch
[quote]I mean, no one would really want to be in the Watch, right? *nervous smile*[/quote]
unless maybe they were the long lost heir to the throne looking for a surrepticious way of achieving control of the city....
BTW, totally changing the topic, have you got any interestingly shaped birthmarks or family heirlooms squirrel?
Commandress of the City Watch
(9/13/03 7:28 pm) Reply
Security!
Grrr...get out of the Watch House! I knew I should have had those traps set already; I've been procrastinating. No one who drops evil hints about WoLP is allowed in here! *shuts door*
Mrs Grim
"I was the Cheshire Cat...but they moved the county boundaries, so technically speaking I'm now the 'Unitary Authority of Warrington Cat', but it doesn't have the same ring to it." --Lost in a Good Book by Jasper Fforde
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