Welcome back
In the Grating hall there was a a slight (because of the poor re-enrolement of students) hub of wispering and giggling and bet taking awaiting Headmaster Needlesgore's speech.
The giant screen came down with a mixture of whrils and clicks. The screen was white and seemed to go in and out of focus, then it moved out and it turned out to be the front of Subla Neddlessgore's hospitalgown. He sat down and tried to smile kindly, but it just made him look evil (well more then usual).
"Welcome back, welcome and ectcetera." he paused and and smiled again.
" Though the school was closed down, for those reasons... And let me just say that it was taken compleatly out of context... Those pictures of me were totally misunderstood... you see what i was really doing with with that hippogriff was-" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The picture scambled for some moments and some children cried out wanting to hear his feeble excuses. The picture came back with Subla hitting the camera, the pictured bunced several times. " Ah there you are tried to get rid of old Needlessgore..." He rambled on Incoherently for seven and a half minutes. All the students got bored after failing to follow his drift and Started hexing each other. The students taking bets yelled at the screen and tried to tell to the people that gave them money that they hadn't taken their mony at all.
After the seven and a a half long rant Needlessgore regain his Articulateness and said "Now you see how it was all taken out of context." He noticed through his many cameras pointing into the Hall that no one was paying attention
" Oi Shut it or i'll sell the dorms too!, its lucky that your not all living in the lake and getting up before you go to bed to work at starbucks to pay off the debt and paying starbucks privliges to work there... " the students slowly regained attention with this strange rant and Subla continued and was more easy to follow "Now due to that unpleaseness, which was taken WAY out of context we have had to sell half the grounds all the sport equiptment, the 3rd floor 6th floor 8th floor,Hadgrid and the rest of the creatures. And the following subjects have been cancelled: Bistromatics, History of magic extention 4, care of the animals, sport, ....
Now shut up and and eat your roast centar and eel pie... " the tables were supplied with two disgusting looking dishes each. The screen went out and then came back on for one last message.
"And sock up breakfast has also been cancelled. "
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The student were left wondering if the food was edible, and doubting it.
Edited by: Pork97 at: 4/1/06 5:51 pm
Thora looked at the two disgusting dishes. she was hungry but wasn't too sure if she should risk eating what was on the table. Eel pie didn't sound to appitising but then again eating roast centar could be counted and caniblism. She chose a hunk of the eel pie, deciding it was the "pirate" thing to eat. Taking a slice, Thora closed her eyes and took a bite. It was horrible at best, it tasted like the lake, a dirty, muddy, alge like taste with a fishy texture. She swollowed and was proud that she didn't vomit.
Thora looked around people were just milling about not knowing what to do. She wondered if anyone she knew had re-enroled this year. So she looked around for someone to talk to.
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Gordon looked at the not so appetising food, thought for a moment and pulled out his mobile phone. this was no ordinary phone, this was a cdma phone and therefore had reception anywhere, including magical blackspots. He pressed a button on his speed dial and lifted the phone to his ear.
"Hey it's Gordon again, I need a large hawwiian and maybe a family sized bbq chicken pizza, delivered to the usual spot, yes I still stay at that creepy castle that has all sorts of wierd rumours about it. thanx mate"
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Thora looked around, still trying to get the eel pie taste out of her mouth. She saw someone who looked familiar, she couldn't quite remeber his name... it was Gerald or something, but. As far as she could remember he had some sort of secret, something to do with dressing up with blonde wigs. Whatever it was she would soon remember.
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Gordon looked to see who was talking. It was that girl who pretended she was a pirate, however Gordon decided he couldn't judge her as strange considering his own tendancies, besides she was friendly enough.
"oh yeah i'm alright I guess, at least i will be when i get some food" he said in answer to her question "good to see you back, how are you"
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Thora considered how she felt... she wasn't sure, she felt alot of things as you do when your young. So she answered.
" Ye I be hungey too. Stay away from th' eel pie it tastes like th' lake." She paused she wasn't quite sure what else she could say.