Well well, rookie reporting in, eh? Listen up then, young cadet! Every word I say is important. Oh, and address me as Cpt. Camaro from now on.
I don't think I need to remind you about what a stinkin' shithole we all live in. This planet is, well, FOOBAR! I hate living in these HEV suits, breathing recycled oxygen that smells like sweaty socks. So I'll tell you why you are here.
You are here because humanity needs you, and it has chosen you to serve as a member of our elite fleet! What? Haven't you heard? They should have briefed you before you came onboard! We are invading Mars, rookie-face! Yes, Mars! No longer will we be living on this dirt-colored sphre they even call a "planet". We will liberate humanity by giving them a place to live! We will show those greedy "Martians" what we've got; and when we have completed our mission, the whole mankind will cherish our names! We will make history, we will bring justice! So come onboard, lad!
RP Rules: Play as humans - there are no animals left on Earth except stray cats, dogs, rats, cockroaches - you know the rest. |
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