MetfanBren
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 Top 10 Things Baseball Has Taught Roger Clemens ~ Letterman
www.nydailynews.com/sport...4443c.html
Top 10 things baseball has taught Roger Clemens, from last nights's Late Show with David Letterman.
10. I look sweet in tight pants.
9. If you work hard enough you can be successful, oh yeah, and it helps to have 8 all-stars on the field behind you.
8. There's not a damn thing to do in Milwaukee.
7. During a tense game I can eat 2 or 3 rosin bags.
6. You can melt an umpire's gruff exterior with a simple hug.
5. For Barry Bonds to be performing at this level at the age of 65 is truly remarkable.
4. The best practical joke? Tell a teammate they're traded to the Devil Rays.
3. It doesn't matter if you win or lose...Well, it didn't when I was on the Red Sox.
2. Good nickname: Rocket. Bad nickname: Lard-ass.
1. Adjusting your cup doesn't do anything...just makes you feel good
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"I love New York,I did a lot of things with the Hispanic community. You can help people emotionally and spiritually, not just economically. I was involved back there, and it hurt a lot when the Mets didn't bring me back." ~Fonzie Edited by: MetfanBren at: 6/17/03 6:42 am
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