The colour of Rant, Bernard
Yahhh, including psychodynamic yahhhh with extra hhh. The impossibility of communicating fleas when their blood capillaries bleed a lighter shade of tea. No. Not me. That zombie king was inspired! And somehow not? And somehow not. That zombie king was inspired and somehow not. Excuse me Rorschach, I’m uploading a picture of a vulgar chef ninety seconds ago. You might remember me from such ago’s as ages ago. All sucking, all plucking fruit-trucking all the ti-yi-yi-yime. And then no and then and then no and then and then no and then dude where’s my aneurysm. Two to tango, one to jerk off in a dark room to a tango instructional vide-o. Oh. Oh. Jimmy Hoffa used to say I’ll hoffa and I’ll hoffa and I’ll blow your pants offa the fuck he did the fuck he didn’t. daisy, daisy, give me your answer omfg bees
Dude, that's MY garbled witticisms! Hands off!
"The zombie king was inspired!" and "Daisy, daisy give me your answer do" are all mine mine mine, dumpling. From my mouth to your speakers, in fact, and all the way around the corner to the post office. Stealing's still frowned upon here at "DehSohTamoteM", and unless you've got a license to tangentially spin, well, you're screwed like Freud. Sleep with your mother, greedy Gus got the key Stone copper plating chili dog ah heee hee hee!
Oh, shit. I'm sorry, Toby. I've forgotten you were the one who invented "stone copper plated chilli dog", I swear, just a mistake. No, sir, it won't happen again. I'll make certain, sir. No need to go 'Saurus on me, sir, I understand what I did wrong. It's clear, sir. Yes, sir, crystal clear. Stop calling you sir?
Oh, I'm terribly sorry. Must need new glasses. No, ma'am, the operation worked beautifully. You've finally got the body you've wanted since the day you exchanged your Tonka™ truck for a Barbie™ doll. No, I don't think a D cup is extravagant at all. All that humpy sweaterflesh looks good on you, ma'am, if I might say so. Say, I'm free tonight. Wanna take in a movie after the shift ends?
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We now return you to your regularly scheduled lurking, and not posting, and not even lurking in all probability! Damn you, lazy dharmabumfucks, damn you!
Tee hee. Dharmabumfucks. Edited by: The Ray at: 11/18/02 11:54:01 pm
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Tee-hee times three add glee, that whole barrage of shittaki I typed up there was a mangling of IM conversations that evening. Oh so tangentially spun with a hint of fun fun fun till her daddy takes her T-Bird away (fun fun fun till her daddy takes her T-Bird away).
Artichokey dokey singing Odd Genius Grandfather? Balls Odd Genius Grandfather. Wrangling, jangling, dickpie-dangling on the crosshairs where on the crosshairs where on the crosshairs where oh shut up tea for two and your mum hates you. Shut thine fleecy ass Felicity, it oscillates, and it oscillates, and I have to sit down from the clean sounding spleen of the good cop bad cop routee-yee-yeeeeeen. I'd really love to stay but I have work to do and here come the MIBs uh here come the MIBs
Sense? Forget it! Let's cut-up method, Bruno!
Willard Smith, repetitous bastard, said Queen Victiorianesquire. Have you seen my slippers, redux, twice for me and once for you and candy apples all around! Capital gook usage, by fuckery, we'll beat the ethnic slurrs outta you with a down home flogging! Three masts and post night ten bells, ripping! Cool Brittania, ruling the waves, can you see me with your eyes closed? Toadstool, rotate! Flibbertigibbets shall die at dawn, by fuckery, we'll beat the ethnic slurrs outta you with a down home haven't we done this once before? Where did we enter this ouriborous, mouth to mouth and tail to tail?
Re-integrate the spacetime! Dickworlds to particle speed! Wavelengths at maximum orgasm peak, reducing to stable optimums! Atomic turbans to speed, arabian knights lah lah like arabian days, lah lah, be tweels and by coughs and a lot of other good ways! Man, Robin Williams makes me want to punch and lunch at the same time! Robin Hood, however, has the opposite effect! You must have me confused with someone else, William Tell won't speak a word!
Uh, uh, uh.
Man, this is harder than I thought.
Nonsense doesn't come to me like it used to.
There must be some way to make this easier on me.
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See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little p'licemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo...
Aw yeah. Nothing like cutting and pasting from Beatles websites to bring the strain off the old hands. Plus, I am so much closer to John Lennon than you.
Edited by: The Ray at: 11/19/02 12:39:31 am
Where's the static? "What?" BAM! "OW FUCK!&qu
Look custard, it's like this is. Deers amalgamate and coagulate the gravy train on six or seven circumambulate around the tire fire? That's what I thought but you can't keep thinking that those wires'll be stickin' out of the wall again, no sirree, not without a jip ship gypsy cup pup--and we all know how soft those are to find. Comma comma comma comma chameleon!
I really dun wanna. Promotions department's in charge though and without the yeast nothin'll be right ever again. Not since that one Thanksgiving party with the shamrock and roll and shit. Sigh me, woman! Tread on the thread and you'll be...alive! Very much alive! Yes'm just like Partridge John, fastest gun in the vest. I tell ya, little ones are the best and turtle wax will keep a stain from reproducing all over the barnyard. It's these toenails you have to worry about and only hulling the walnuts will fuck it properly, don't you no? Mo' money honey. PB & J! I'm an @ and so it dowannatellya. Ol' dowie got sick and tired of bein' the @. She's on sabbatical. Ha, and to think! I thought she was guy this whole time, the poor turtle dove.
Now doesn't that feel better?
Dude, that's MY garbled witticisms! Hands off!
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