The circle of life should be turned on its head!
George Carlin thinks that the most unfair thing about life is how it ends. You live your whole life and what do you get at the end of it? Death. That's no bonus! The life cycle is backwards. You should die first and get it out of the way, then live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you get too young. You get a gold watch. You go to work. You work till you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs and alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. Then you go to grade school, become a kid, play, and have no responsibilities. Finally, you become a little baby and return to the womb where you spend your last nine months floating. And then, you finish off as an orgasm!
circle of life wasn't meant to be copied and pasted twice
Bill Hicks thinks about these pro-lifers. You ever look at their faces? "I'm prolife!" I'm pro-life!" Boy, they look it, don't they? They just exude joie de vivre. You just want to hang with them and play Trivial Pursuit all night long. You know what bugs me about them? If you're so pro-life, do me a favour don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries. I want to see pro-lifers at funerals opening caskets - "Get out!" Then I'd really be impressed by their mission.
[Added note : Shut up, Spoon. Shut up shut up shut up. I want to hear only silence from your lips and asscheeks. Asscheeks, I say, asscheeks. Silence from your asscheeks. Gee golly gosh, I'm brilliant. I mean, asscheeks. Brilliance. Would someone please tie up my non-velcro brilliance shoes for me, would you?] Edited by: The Ray at: 12/2/01 12:36:43 am
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