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Ah... the foul stench of tomfoolery.
No, that monkey is not of the cymbal clanking variety. But, the second image of the monkeyduck surely makes up for the horrible fug up.
oh jeebus, this beats the shazbot all to flucking heckbitsch
Nothing toots my tillhorn more than a flea-bitten smell-riding corpse-dogging back-flogging slice o' the pie off my rosy plate. It's just plumb muffin, it is. What kinda souped out wacked up dorked down snowed in buncha cow lovers do they think they are?
They've taken away our cuss words, and snapjack before you know it, it'll be the idioms, the analogies, the metaphors, and the oh-so-amusing foreign accents.
(Personal note: if they take away the ability to post amusing pictures and type in bold, I'm done for. Ninety-percent of my online "humour" is just plain that, scooterpie)