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ThunderDroid
... stuff
(10/16/01 6:44 pm)


The ads at DS don't reflect the views of the administration


The monkey featured in the advertisement above (one of many temporary ads found on this site) is not an official representative of Dark Side of the Monkey.

Dark Side of the Monkey does not condone the abuse of ducks, nor does it approve of any monkeys who seek to exploit duck abuse for profit. Dark Side of the Monkey endeavors to provide an environment where ducks and monkeys may live side by side in peace and harmony.




Sincerely,
Us

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The Ray
*snort*
(10/16/01 8:37 pm)


DSotM : our views don't reflect, cause we're made of prisms



CLAP CLAP ! CLAP CLAP *BIKE* ! CLAP CLAP *BIKE* CLAP !



QUACK QUACK ! QUACK QUACK *BIKE* ! QUACK QUACK *BIKE* QUACK!



The Ray
*snort*
(10/16/01 8:47 pm)


feel the shame, smell the fever


On quick reflection, that monkey ISN'T one of the amusing clapping variety.


You know the kind I'm talking about, don't you?


You know, the cymbals.


So, he really shouldn't be clapping at all.


Crap. I'm so very, very alone.




POST ! POST POST *SPACE* POST! POST POST *SPACE* POST *SMITCH*!

ThunderDroid
... stuff
(10/16/01 9:08 pm)


Ah... the foul stench of tomfoolery.
No, that monkey is not of the cymbal clanking variety. But, the second image of the monkeyduck surely makes up for the horrible fug up.

fug?

Damp ugly crud shucking swear filter!!! Shuck frigates!!!

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The Ray
*snort*
(10/16/01 9:37 pm)


oh jeebus, this beats the shazbot all to flucking heckbitsch

Nothing toots my tillhorn more than a flea-bitten smell-riding corpse-dogging back-flogging slice o' the pie off my rosy plate. It's just plumb muffin, it is. What kinda souped out wacked up dorked down snowed in buncha cow lovers do they think they are?

They've taken away our cuss words, and snapjack before you know it, it'll be the idioms, the analogies, the metaphors, and the oh-so-amusing foreign accents.

(Personal note: if they take away the ability to post amusing pictures and type in bold, I'm done for. Ninety-percent of my online "humour" is just plain that, scooterpie)

Hehe. Scooterpie. :rollin

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