The Simpsons - most quotable show
Some often remark that the Simpsons has a quote for every occasion. Maybe we can list some really freaky occasions and try to match them with an equally funky Simpsons quote. But for now, so we don't have to think, I'm content to have this thread as an all Simpsons all quoting extravaganza.
This could have one of two effects - get us all in a silly mood so we can be readily silly for our own homemade silliness, or just make us look really unfunny in the face of its funniness.
I'm willing to risk it for quotes like these -
Reverend Lovejoy: And now, to read from the Epistles of St. Paul, Homer Simpson.
Homer: Dear Lord, in your infinite wisdom, you know the number to call when you need a plow is KLONDIKE 3-3226.
Lovejoy: Homer, this is really low.
Homer: Not as low as my low, low prices!
LOL! I'm all sillied up already. Can anyone think of any monkey ones?
[edit by TD 3/19/01: I'm tired of looking at the dumb old thumb ]
[edit by Pep 4/4/01: Dumb new thumb replaced by actual Simpsons character. ]
[edit by TIF 8/4/01: It wasn't even really necessary for me to edit this original post... but I did anyway ]
Edited by: The Icon Fairy at: 8/4/01 11:52:15 am
BART: "What are you all complaining about? I'm glad we're stranded here. It'll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing... We'll live like kings! Damn Hell Ass Kings!!!"
[edit: I spelt "schmod" rong the first time. What am I telling you for? I have no obligation to explain my edits!]
Re: haha
Moe tries to turn his bar into a family restaurant
Moe: This baby could deep fry a chicken in 40 seconds
Homer: 40 seconds? I want it now!
"The one that gay guy"
Plant Worker #1: There's a spark in your hair!
Plant worker #2: Eewww! Get it out, get it out!
Plant Worker #3: Hot stuff comin' through!
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Hey, what's with that weird thumbs up icon there?
from tonight's episode, by "Comic Book Guy"
Quote: There is no emoticon to express my anger!
After reading an article online by "Mr X" (=Homer) about a scandal involving Mayor Quimby. I can't remember if the quote read exactly as I have it listed above, but he definitely said "emoticon".
Quote: "The most recent, Prank Monkey, episode would fit this board nicely."
TuskenRaider, 2/12/00
OK, that episode was just on here. Which puts Simpsons screenings here... approximately four months behind you American folk. No wonder why I found out who shot Mr. Burns months in advance when it was on.
Re: Hey, what's with that weird thumbs up icon there?
OK Thunder, we just had the Mr. X episode down here. If you posted that on the same day you saw it, that would make us only 12 days behind, as opposed to four months, which means that somehow we've caught up three and a half months in a week, whilst only running one episode a week. Buh?
ThunderDroid Little Fluffy Cloud
(3/16/01 9:40 pm)
WRONG!!!!
It was already a rerun here when I posted that. Sorry, Oz-boy.
Gahhhh!
Awright, I know when I'm beaten. But on the subject of "top quality American broadcasting", you Yankees get on back to watching Jackass. I bet it has a "fool that follows it" feel to it that you know is there but can't quite comprehend. Probably because you're too busy sitting in stupefyed awe and unqualified admiration at the guy who can swallow a centipede and a scorpion and a week later, crap out a scorpede.
Re: Gahhhh!
They make him read you the warning at the top of the show. lol Just showing isn't enough. He reads a warning at the beginning and every time they come back from commercial break, they show it again.
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