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Antilla
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(6/28/02 9:49 pm)
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The Shape Of Evil
So not all that long ago I made a trip up to Pennsylvania. It's a nice state, very rectangular, but there was something that I stumbled upon that's so horrible ... so awful...

I had just checked into the Foxy Tail Motel, which is conveniently located next to the Foxy Tail Gentleman's club, and was checking out the channel offerings on the tee vee in my room. Somewhere between "The View" and a pay-per-view station entitled, "Sensations" I found this show called, "Pennsylvania Polka."

The title is fairly self explanatory, it was a sort of "Soul Train" meets "Cocoon" with a few tabs of acid thrown in for good measure. The house band was jamming in the background as some senior citizens let their bodies move to the pulsing polka beats. It really got me thinking...

About what I can't remember.

The point is smoking dried banana peelings won't make you high, no matter how many times your coworkers tell you it will.

...and oh yeah, don't get old.


Aid please, I have a car in my eye.

Edited by: Antilla at: 6/28/02 9:51:21 pm
Old Toby


(6/30/02 10:44 am)
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Don't get old? Too late for Toby! Too too late!!!
A "few" tabs of acid sounds like an understatement, somehow.



Antilla
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(6/30/02 5:20 pm)
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oh no... Tobester... I'm sorry man

Aid please, I have a car in my eye.

The Ray




(9/3/02 7:09 pm)
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Brilliant!
Any old man who does the quotation-fingers thing deserves our respect and monetary endorsement. Truly, he was of "the greatest generation".

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