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The Oxford's Dictionary Latest Definations of Words
The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words:
Cigarette :
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other
Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either
Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic :
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee :
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat :
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Father :
A banker provided by nature.
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bill.
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