The Collosal Corbis Caption Crapfest New caption game here. Corbis images only. Easy rules: member who posts the picture picks the winning caption after 24 hours. Winning member then posts the next picture, and so forth.
'Toil,' I said, 'Toil? I'm not toiling any trouble for you lot of ungrateful hooligans. You can take your antiquated, masochistic, sexist regimes and shove them up your literary arses for all I care. Toil, indeed.'
Re: The Collosal Corbis Caption Crapfest
"Ah, that's where we disagree. See, I believe that with a name like the Dildoheads we CAN maintain our dignity in the occult community."
Re: Back in Black - Poetry in Motion
1. "i leave you on this ceremonial rock, my son, for you are no longer a lamb, but a sheep. go on, my son, and meet your destiny."
2. "oh @#%$. now what?"
3.
anti-sheep 1: hey, look down there! a helpless sheep! let's go cancel it out with our anti-sheep-ness!
anti-sheep 2: where? i don't see him.
anti-sheep 1: here, stand up on your hind legs like this.
anti-sheep 2: wait a minute, "anti-sheep"?
paranoid daisy: you're black, you're goats. how much more anti-sheep does it get?
anti-sheep 2: what the hell is going on? i'm only an ungulate. my brain can't deal with this!
anti-sheep 1: ... are you god?
Just give the prize to that big dumb Droid already!
1)
Sheep #1: Last night I saw that daredevil Evil can-do-Ewe leap three Ford utility vehicles on one leap. I bet three of my lasses that I can at least jump this pond.
Sheep #2: I bet you're full of @#%$!
2)
Sheep #2: I expect Andrea, Caroline and Sharon in the east paddock by tomorrow morning.
Sheep #1: *gurgle*
3)
Bear-like creature: And that, Little Johnny, is how you came into existence...
(H)uzzahs (A)ll (R)ound
Hehe, pretty good from everybody this time. I was gonna go with Phoondah, but the "gurgle" in caption two of Spoon's was some kickass sh!t. So first place Spoon, honourable mention to Thunder, Canadian awards to Parandaisy00.
Whadda ya mean it doesn't rhyme!? And as he was about to make his call, Trent suddenly realized that he was a two-dimensional silhouette with no vocal chords at all.