Is it obvious what I'm listening to right now? Björk on Sesamee Street
Sit dowwnnnnn.
You've got some hommmmeworrrrrk.
I won't help you ouuutttt
Any-moooorrrre.
And, if you want to spell... "Tennessee"
You'll need an... Army of "E"
And, if you want to spell... "Tennessee"
You'll need an... Army of "E"
You're alriiigghhhtt
You're doooooooing fiiiinnnnne
"E" is worth 1 poooiiinnnttt
when plaayyying Scraaaabble
And, if you want to spell... "Tennessee"
You'll need an... Army of "E"
And, if you want to spell... "Tennessee"
You'll need an... Army of "E"
You're on your own nooowwwwww
Just remeeeemmmmmberrrrrr
"I" befooorrreee "Eeeeeee"
except after "Cccccccc"
And, if you want to spell... "Tennessee"
You'll need an... Army of "E"
And, if you want to spell... "Tennessee"
You'll need an... Army of "E"... Army of "E"
Re: Is it obvious what I'm listening to right now?
ROTFLMAO! Oh man, that was great. Bjork has never sounded better.
Edited by: The Icon Fairy at: 8/4/01 12:17:01 pm
Re: Terrible Original Poetry Thread Why Thunder Smells
Yak and bull?
Man I wondered what the smell was...
Bullpoodoo, now there's a smell.
It reminds me of Thunder
and his Eau-de-poopoo
Yak and bull?
I think that is what Thunder meant
after his monthly shower
Someone yaked on him at some frat party
and it made him smell
worse than bull poodoo.
Yak and bull?
Did ya get outa that shower yet?
Don't throw your monkey out
with that bathwater
it smells like bull poodoo...
I should really put this on "Song Parodies" thread Björk on Sesamee Street II
(ever heard that song Jóga? )
All these accidents, they happen
ready or not
Traffic circles don't make sense
Neither do you-ooo-ooohh
You don't have to yield
I see... a rest stop
The Parkway,
it puzzles me
-- New York City's not far, but you have to drive through:
the state ooooooofffffff New Jerseeeeeeyyyyy
How miserable to me
State ooooooofffffff New Jerseeeeeeyyyyy
is where not to be
All that no one wants, they take
to the "Garden State"
Every jerk that drives, you see-eeehh
cut you off as merge, ooo-oohh
You don't have to yield
I see... a rest stop
The Parkway,
it puzzles me
Confused, Jaaahhhh
-- Philadelphia's not far, but you have to drive through:
the state ooooooofffffff New Jerseeeeeeyyyyy
How miserable to me
State ooooooofffffff New Jerseeeeeeyyyyy
is where not to be
State ooooooofffffff New Jerseeeeeeyyyyy
How miserable to me
A reesst stoooopp
The Parkway,
it puzzles me
-- Princeton's not bad, but the rest of:
the state ooooooofffffff New Jerseeeeeeyyyyy
is miserable to me
State ooooooofffffff New Jerseeeeeeyyyyy
is where not to be
State ooooooofffffff New Jerseeeeeeyyyyy
How miserable to me
Pepper the Mad Shine on you crazy coal
(5/16/01 12:03 am)
Oft doth the Autobot Go
The ukelele wind calls my name and His
No meaning has time, life, goulash
The portent of the mantra eternal haunts, foreboding like salmon
Autobots doth go, Autobots doth go.
Nevermore shall He morphose the truck glorious
Megatron and Starscream do mock like vile paramours
All our energon cubes are belong to them methinks I will
Take a ride into the danger zone.
Optimus! how I do yearn for Thee
In yore, and mine basement forever do you live in lego castles with He-Man
Together soon, our fate and our reward, since
Autobots doth go, Autobots doth go.
ThunderDroid Target for Faraway Laughter
(5/16/01 6:27 am)
Re: Oft doth the Autobot Go
LMAO!!!
I mean... *claps hands pretentiously, careful not to spill cheap espresso*
Why do they make me eat my veggies?
Those nasty, crinkly, ugly looking things?
Isn't food that falls on the floor bad?
Yet why do we eat food grown in the floor?
Boogers are green, and they come from my body
I'm healthy right?
If I am what I eat, then I choose to eat what I produce
Boogers over veggies
Those nasty artichokes
Those disgusting cabbages
Nope, it's boogers all the way.
With a side o' snot for me!
there is no bad poetry
Transformers! Cooooollllllllll....
My Sock by Chocolate Sith Lord
Residing in my top left drawer
You are there
Folded up around and inside your twin
My sock, my sock
Forever ready to cover my toes are you
You protect my foot from the cold
While your twin does the same for my other foot
My sock, my sock
When you have worked hard all day
You are sweaty and stinky
I, I have no choice but to peel you off my foot
And place you in a pile of your kin
Sweaty and stinky they are, also
But you shall be cleansed of all filth
And returned to your drawer, folded up around and inside your twin
And we will meet again
My sock, my sock
There's a very good reason not to give LP drugs
At some point last weekend I apparently attempted to write a DSOTM version of Byron's Don Juan. I have no memory of this, but I found it saved in my documents and I assumed it was inspired by this thread.
Re: There's a very good reason not to give LP drugs
The monkey that shits a rainbow
came from the loins of
Pepper and Thunder
one hot winter night
Although scientists believe
it is not
scientifically possible
scientifically speaking
Re: There's a very good reason not to give LP drugs
The words, mayhaps
could perhaps
form a
poem if one
used a
large quanity of
imagination and
one could even
make meaning
out of words
that have
none at start
therefore we
should never talk
but merely
stare and unerve
Re: Terrible Original Poetry Thread
Cheese on the floor right above my head.
Evil sounds coming from the walls, evil beings hunting me down.
Here they come to save the day!
Good always wins, evil is not my friend.
Cheese of the floor right above my head.
The scary devil monster cuddles with the speakers.
Pop is evil and it's scary, but they are good when evil wins.
,gniht a hcus fo kaeps I
.noitacude dias sessop ohw uoy fo esoht oT
.ton do ohw meht fo esoht roF
.hsirebbij gnidaer eb dluoW
.noisulcnoc ehe ot emoc evah I
.netfo erom elpoep tahT
,dnaletsaw eht otni ytilibapac riehr worht ot tpA.
.it ylppa ot naht rehtaR
.won ti ginylppa era uoY Continue.
.eunitnoC
.laciutpmuserp si sihT
.suocigam si sihT
.rettam dna sdnim fo ,noitarepes ehT
,sdneirf ym emocleW
.noitulover ehe oT
.sdneirf ym emocleW
.nwonknu eht ot edir ralucatceps s'rediaRneksuT oT
.yzarc m'I kniht yam emoS
.dnim ym tsol ev'I kniht yam emoS
.ecno tsuj siht uoy llet ll'I tuB
.rehtegot lla ti tog ev'I
.nepo si dnim yM
.gnivom era sdnah yM
.eerf si niarb yM
.oot lliw sruoy dnA
,draoba pets uoy nehW
.nwonknu eht ot edir ralucatceps s'rediaRneksuT
.thgit no dloh dna knird a ekaT.
.ton od uoy fi dneterp t'noD
.og tel ot diarfa eb t'noD
,tekcit a yub ot denilcnisid eb t'noD
,draoba pets dnA
.nwonknu eht ot edir ralucatceps s'rediaRneksuT
.tnioppasid ton lliw iT
.eergasid ton lliw uoY
,nownknu eht ot edir eht thaT
.yretsam elpmis s'ti ni lautcefrep sI
.yb no emoc oS
.taes a ekaT
.mraw si yad ehT
.tuo si nus ehT
.yppah era sdriB
.uoy lliw os dnA
.draoba pets uoy nehW
.rab eht esiar I
.nwod seog rab eht tuB
.taes ruoy ni elbatrofmoc era uoY
.gnitacaffus t'nsi rab ehT
.mraw si taes ehT
.yaw yreve ni detcetorp era uoY
.sselmrah er'uoY
.edir eht yojnE
.ytiliba eht yojnE
.yrenecs eht yojnE
.yaw ruoy no er'uoy dna nottub eht tiH
.og uoy ffo dnA
.yenruoj citnamorcen ruoy nopu tslihW
.detaerc ev'I dnalrednow cigrutamuaht eht no tcelfer llahs I
.emahs ni kcab kool dnA
?tniop eht saw tahW
?deen a ereht saW
.edih dna kcab nuR
.etal oot s'ti 'esuaC
.yako er'uoy yas oT
,edisni kcab oG
.deb ni lwarc dnA
.wen leef 'ay ekaM
.edisni kcab og tuB
.etal oot s'ti 'esuaC
.eurt lla er'uoy yas oT
,eloh eht ni lliF
,daeh ruoy edisnI
.stcaf lufesu htiW
.regral gniworg si eloh eht revewoH
.swonk enoon rebbalb laivirt eht htiw llits regral dnA
.gnihtemos oD
.pu ti dneM
."loocnu" si taht tuB
.edir eht hsiniF
,edistuo og dna
,shtped eht fo deruc eb dnA
.rettam sseldnim fO
.noitatcepxe gniteem si nwonknu eht otni edir ylno dna eno tnecifingam eht yarp I
.tuo delezihc lla era srevils dna sknik ehT
.thguac era sgans ehT
.htooms nur dluohs tI
.pots a ot emoC
.ffo thgir petS
.daeh ruoy raelC
.dnim ruoy raelC
"!tnecifingam saw yenruoJ ehT"
.eibbac eht ot demialcxe kcalB .srM
"!citsatnaf saw ediR ehT"
.robhgien sih ot dias egnarO .rM
"!suoitisoppus saw noitidepxE ehT"
.ssalc sih fo noitnetta eht ot thguorb ybuR rosseforP
,lla dna eno emoc oS
.nwonknu eht ot edir ralucatceps srediaRneksuT no edir a ekat dnA
.tniopassid ton lliw tI
.eergasid ton lliw uoY
,nwonknu eht ot edir eht tahT
.yretsam elpmis s'ti ni lautcefrep sI
.eromyna em deen t'nod uoY
.uoy ot gnihton ma I
.nruter ton lliw uoY
.mrofni ton lliw uoY
.evac eht ni ma I
.enola llA
.gnorw neeb evah dluoc sgniht woh gnirednoW
.llew ot dennalp lla erew yehT
?trapa llaf yeht dluoc woH
?siht ekil pu dne I did yhW
,flesym ot kniht I nehT
.noitanigami fo noiton a si ,noitautis ehT
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