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mikesmate
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(10/17/02 11:59 am)


THINGS TO PONDER

1. Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

2. Why do you press harder on a remote control when you
know the battery is dead?

3. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to
be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

4. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

5. If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving
backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
(I've tried it, it doesn't work)

6. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians
eat?

7. Why do they call it the Department of Interior when theyare in charge of everything outdoors?

8. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

9. Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?

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Re: THINGS TO PONDER
:lmao


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Ginaemets1
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(10/18/02 5:21 pm)


Re: THINGS TO PONDER
:LOL too funny!!!!!!!!

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Joanne from NY
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(10/18/02 9:11 pm)


Re: THINGS TO PONDER
LOL!!

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azpiazzafan
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Posts: 3382
(10/19/02 5:22 am)


Re: THINGS TO PONDER
Quote:
"4. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?"



:lol3


thanks linda :)

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MetsGirl
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Posts: 3423
(10/20/02 6:43 pm)


Re: THINGS TO PONDER
yea u know... why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? :scratch

|f|o|n|z|i|e| My anti-drug, my hero
It hurts to want everything and nothing at the same time... I want what's yours and I want what's mine... I want you but I'm not giving in this time...

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(10/20/02 9:38 pm)


Re: THINGS TO PONDER
it does if you leave the top off long enough :)

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MetsGirl
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Posts: 3433
(10/21/02 6:11 pm)


Re: THINGS TO PONDER
lol true

|f|o|n|z|i|e| My anti-drug, my hero
It hurts to want everything and nothing at the same time... I want what's yours and I want what's mine... I want you but I'm not giving in this time...

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Posts: 3401
(10/21/02 6:21 pm)


Re: THINGS TO PONDER
;) :lol3

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MetfanBren
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Posts: 37
(10/21/02 7:01 pm)


Re: THINGS TO PONDER
Why do we drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway?

Do we have any proof that the refrigerator light shuts off, when we close the door?

Why do people check to see if the door is open, when there's 30 freakin students sitting in the hallway? All of whom are in that class of course.

What does fresh/frozen really mean? Is that like light beer?

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." ~~Bart Giamatti

MetsGirl
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Posts: 3436
(10/21/02 8:46 pm)


Re: THINGS TO PONDER
Why do people check to see if the door is open, when there's 30 freakin students sitting in the hallway? All of whom are in that class of course.


i do that!!! lol

|f|o|n|z|i|e| My anti-drug, my hero
It hurts to want everything and nothing at the same time... I want what's yours and I want what's mine... I want you but I'm not giving in this time...

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Dreams Can Come True...

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Posts: 3407
(10/21/02 8:58 pm)


Re: THINGS TO PONDER
i say it's because they think they're the only smart one in the crowd ;)

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MetsGirl
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Posts: 3449
(10/22/02 7:50 pm)


Re: THINGS TO PONDER
well i am... j/k :D

<u>|f|o|n|z|i|e|</u>
My anti-drug, my hero
</br>It hurts to want everything and nothing at the same time... I want what's yours and I want what's mine... I want you but I'm not giving in this time...

MetfanBren
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Posts: 42
(10/23/02 2:40 am)


Re: THINGS TO PONDER
So they think that the 30 people there, are sitting on a cold, hard floor because they like it? lol.

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." ~~Bart Giamatti

azpiazzafan
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Dreams Can Come True...

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Posts: 3435
(10/23/02 4:53 am)


Re: THINGS TO PONDER
no. . .because they are too stupid to check the door :)





just a theory ;)

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MetsGirl
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USA

Posts: 3453
(10/24/02 5:44 pm)


Re: THINGS TO PONDER
it's true :yes

|f|o|n|z|i|e|
My anti-drug, my hero
It hurts to want everything and nothing at the same time... I want what's yours and I want what's mine... I want you but I'm not giving in this time...

azpiazzafan
MPs One & Only
Don't Fuck With Me
Administrator!!


Dreams Can Come True...

USA

Posts: 3442
(10/25/02 1:44 pm)


Re: THINGS TO PONDER
:yes

Dreams Are For Believers. . .

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