Here's how you figure it out:

- "Lease" a B.M.W.
- Register a Gun
- Steal a Skeleton Key
- Drive car to Amazon.com
- Steal a laptop
- Use laptop to hack into Amazon.com order database
- Order a copy of every Pokemon Gold and Silver guide book and Pokemon Gold and Silver for Game Boy Color (and a Game Boy Color)
- Break into U.P.S.
- Steal package
- Kung fu fight your way out
- Drive down into your hijacked mobile home down by the river
- Open the package with a bloody glove and a pencil sharpener
- Melt all the contents in the bag (not burn, melt)
- Place the melted package (with packaging material) into pasta maker
- Run pasta maker
- Buy a Cocker Spaniel
- Make the Cocker Spaniel eat the package-pasta
- Cut the dog open by placing guncotton into this torso and igniting it with a fuse of blue cheese dressing
- Read the guts
- Give me $1,000,000,000 in fees
- Launder the money
- Jump off a cliff
- Leave me alone

There you go, now, go, shoo!

(P.S. -- You're welcome)