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Subla Needlessgore
Info on You!
Have you read the rules? I read the rules.
Your Age: I think, as mmory serves, I'm 15.
Anything you want us to know? Yes, yes I want you to know this. I like holding hands, and long walks on the beach.
Info on your character!
Name: Subla Francis Needlessgore
Gender: Male
Age: Very old
Position: Headmaster and old coot.
Appearance: Well, the first thing you tend to notice about Needlessgore is that he's old. He's very old. He's really, really, old. He's just... very old.
He's also very clean. He is obsessed with clenliness. His whole body has taken on a sort of white, translucent glow. His waist long beard is white. His skin is white. His eyes, even, are verging on white. They're sort of a translucent grey.
He wears a clean white hospital gown, a surgical mask, and tissue boxes on his feet at all times. His finger nails are also alarmingly long, probably due to stress.
This is, at least, what he seems to look like. In fact, no one has actually seen him for years, as his obsession with germs and clenliness has gone to such a level that he no longer leaves his office or allows anyone to enter it, and instead communicates with his school through an elaborate system of surveilence cameras and tv screens.
Background: It has long been speculated that Subla has always been at the school. He may have been born at the school. He might even have been concieved at the school. He certainly went to the school. He probably taught at the school. And he deffinatly lives at the school.
Most things people believe they know about Needlessgore are myth, legend, rumour, heresay, or falshoods. But some of it is truth. A little, anyway. For example, he exists. He also has white hair. He owns a wand, and he hates germs. The rest, he tends to keep to himself.
The whole germs issue and how it came to be is perhaps one of the most interesting parts of his life. However, he was alone at the time, and due to his growing senelity, he doesn't remember it. So, it is lost to the pages of history.
He became headmaster some years ago. And by some years, we mean prior to the birth of anyone else on the staff. No one is entirly sure how it came about, though most are certain that the fact that he was there at the time played a large part it it. It probably involved lies, deciet and illeagal gamballing, and many people are certain that chickens were involved, somehow.
One thing that is actually sure about Needlessgore is that he posseses a rare gene known as the "evil gene". Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it, and, Subla Needlessgore has it. This can occassionally drive him over the edge, however his growing senelity has dulled its edge a great degree.
However, no one can deny that he is, indeed, devoted to the school. He has pulled more cover-ups, prevented more shutdowns, and held more re-openings than any other headmaster.
Nothing is sure when you are talking about Subla Needlessgore. The important thing to remember is that it probably didn't happen. But then again, maybe it did.
Personality: Needlessgore is fast approaching senelity. Fast being of course near light speed. He has a tendancy to repeat himself. And he also has a tendancy to repeat himself. He is quite dull, and enjoys mushed carrots. He has a morbid fear of germs, and lives in constant fear of death at the hand of germs. He often repeats himself, and his favourite food is mushed carrots. His way of talking more resembles rambling than actual sense, especially upon fist meeting him. He is not the most responsible of people, and often tends to get himself involved in shady dealings and scadles. However, he always manages to pull through.
Skills and Likes: His interests are vast surveilance and video systems. He likes mushed carrots. He is also very skilled at pulling cover-up opperations, on the government, parents, and other staff members. He is a very talented framer, and is very good at dodging responsibility.
Weaknesses and Dislikes: Germs. Microscopic germs. And electrical faults.
Pet(s): A dead parrot named Perky.
Anything else: He likes mushed carrots.
Edited by: Marti of Oz  at: 1/1/06 9:36 pm
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