Liquidstayce Arborvitae
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(7/2/03 3:22 pm)
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Share your best Yankees Suck jokes.......
Team Pride
Four baseball fans, each from a major league city, are climbing a mountain.
On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for their team.
As the climb progresses, the odds increase. Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan shouts, "This is for the Mets," and hurls himself off the top.
Next the Brave fan yells, "I love Atlanta, this is for the Braves," and hurls himself off the mountain.
Suddenly the Red Sox fan yells "This is for everyone," and pushes the Yankees fan off .
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Q:what does your average yankee fan get on an i.q. test
A: Drool
Q: How do you make a Yankee fan laugh on Monday?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday!
Q: What do Yankees fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: If you see a Yankees fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: There's a good chance it's your bicycle.
Q: What has 400 feet and 3 teeth?
A: The first row of the bleachers at Yankee Stadium.
I can't take credit - snagged this from www.yanks-suck.com
Edited by: Liquidstayce Arborvitae at: 7/2/03 3:29 pm
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