It's been known for years that sex is good exercise, but until
recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric
expenditure of different sexual activities. Now, for the first
time in the Western World, here are the true caloric benefits of sex.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With consent....................................... 12 Calories
Without consent................................... 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................... 8 Calories
With one hand...................................... 12 Calories
With your teeth.................................... 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.................................... 6 Calories
Without an erection............................... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris......................... 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.......................... 92 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately............................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately..... 816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old.................................... 36 Calories
30-39 years........................................ 80 Calories
40-49 years....................................... 124 Calories
50-59 years....................................... 972 Calories
60-69 years...................................... 2916 Calories
70 and over...............................................Death
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.............................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry.......................................... 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door....... 3521 Calories
Re: Sexercise!
ok, call me a newb if you want... and trust me i know things that would make you go OMG... but WTH is the wheelbarow and italian chandalier???
side note: hes got to be freaking strong to hold her upside down for a standing 69...lmao, unless they are trapiess artists... *grin*
Edited by: Mikayla Stonemedic at: 3/20/03 6:31:23 am
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(3/20/03 8:30 am) Reply
Re: Sexercise!
1) Standing 69 aint hard.
2) Wheelbarrel is where you hold the woman's legs up while she has her hands planted on the ground.
3) WTF IS an Itanian Chandalier?
Re: Sexercise!
i forget where ive seen this.. i forget why im here.. what fuggin server is this? Clyde why are you on this board if your on our board too? are you a server transfer! SONOFABITCH!!
bwahaha good stuff. 
I need sexericise soon it's been ages
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