#1.Dinner can always be found on the side of the road.
#2.Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.!.
#3.With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to
quench any dry town!.
#4.They can spit with absolute accuracy.
#5.Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home.
#6.Bluejeans and a flannel are always considered formal.
#7.At least that rusty Pick-up's bought and paid for.
#8.A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos.
#9.A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair.
#10.Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family
reunions.
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