Damnedcracken
Unregistered User
(3/29/03 9:14 pm) Reply
*Please note that this entire site is satire*
Wow. it amazes me how many dumb people are still out there. These are the same people who thought that Chicago was a documentary! Did everybody miss the subliminal message part, or is this just a bonus feature. Sweet god how could any diety allow such disturbed and mentally deficient people to roam the blue ball of the universe we call Earth.
Wait, I take it back, we always will need cannon fodder.
Anyway, I will sacrafice a small goat to the creator of this site in homage to his or her intellectual fortitude. And to the bigot bible beaters out there, I will cut out your tounge and use it to paint my boat.
omg u r wrong
What my evil side tells me:
"tihis site is REAL CZU i was at my arcade today *i hajg out at arcades 4 fun on the weekdays HEHE ^____^
AND I wasplaying this kewl game claled time crises 2
then i saw the game it was really asweom cuz there was this 42yer old guy on it buSTING A MOVE !!!
and i say 2 myself, y on earth would they make a chrsitain version of that game it is SO PAGAN BECUZ DDANCING IS EVIL. and it hought tomyself as i blew away a terrorist d00d on my 4'th dollar for time crises, 'wait they must play gospel t00ns' and sure enough THERE WAS GOSPEL 2NES. IT WAS KEWL AND THIS SITE IS REAL BECAUSE OF IT"
What reality tells me:
This site is so fake that somethingawful.com made a link to it on photoshop phriday.
*Please note that this entire site is satire* This site aint satire you heretic! Death to the heretic! Burn him at the stake! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Damned Atheist
Unregistered User
(5/23/03 10:59 am) Reply
Ah the irony
Definition of irony:
Irony - The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
Now look at this:
Quote:Wow. it amazes me how many dumb people are still out there. These are the same people who thought that Chicago was a documentary! Did everybody miss the subliminal message part, or is this just a bonus feature. Sweet god how could any diety allow such disturbed and mentally deficient people to roam the blue ball of the universe we call Earth.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, if any of you out there are smart then you would realize that god is not real. Now this jackass is amazed by how many dumb people are out there. Yet he says all this @#%$ about a so called "god" allowing something that doesn't matter. The fact is that he is amazed at how dumb people are, when he is in fact one of those dumb people, lol.
This site aint satire you heretic! Death to the heretic! Burn him at the stake! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
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