Bspacewiz2 Death Tot Commander
Posts: 70
(9/7/05 5:04 pm) Reply
On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUAL!
It has been 1 standard year since the hilarious events of the last episodes for Bspace and Boobu occured...
When we last left our heroes, they went their seperate ways for awhile, having had their fair share of thrills and adventure for awhile, and their Red Shiney Speeder only a shadow of its former glory...
We meet Bspace now as he is in his garage and has been repairing his speeder and modifying it over the past year in hopes of another adventure with his buddy, Boobu....
*Bspace wipes sweat off his brow as he is about to add the finishing touch to his beloved red speeder that he has named: The General Kenobi*
Bspace: One last tweak and this puppy is finally finished!!!! I can't wait to show Boobu oh how happy he will be...
*Bspace has painstakingly rebuilt the General Kenobi to be better, faster, and far more powerful than it was before!..and we know that before it was already pretty danged powerful!!!*
Bspace: and its DONE!
*Some of the modifications B added were completely repainting the speeer a nice shiny twinkly sparkly red...the infamous BIG RED BUTTON still adorns the dashboard between the two seats...the button that caused Boobu many a nightmare....There is a new turbo engine in the trunk that can be deployed with the push of a button to have maximum speed...new chrome silver exhaust pipes, he added a collapsable top to their speeder stored in the back...on the side doors are two large numbers "00" The interior dashboard and seats are a mixture of red and silver...and on the collapsable top is an Imperial Logo and when he honks the horn the first 9 notes of the Imperial Theme play!....This is now one tricked out speeder!*
*crowning the back bumper are two bumper stickers...one says I love tater tots....the other says: I break for Jawas*
Bspace: time to unleash my creation upon the galaxy
*Bspace hops on, turns on the speeder and listens to that sweet baby purr....Bspace revs the engine and pulls out*
Bspace: yeah baby so far so good
*Bspace turns on the music player to play Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC and screeches out of his garage and heads down the highway to Boobu's house...*
Bspace: Man this baby goes so fast the other cars are just all in the rear view mirrors!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOO!!!!!
*Bspace see's boobu's pad and pulls in the drive way and honks the horn playing the 9 notes of the Imperial Theme*
*Inside Boobu's pad he is sound asleep til he hears the horn*
Boobu: WTF?!
*he goes to his front door and nearly falls over backward*
Boobu: SWEET MOTHER OF THE FORCE TELL ME I'M DREAMING!!!
Bspace: well...if you are buddy...then this dream just came true!!!
Bspace: check it out buddy!!! Its our speeder!!...I tweeked it!
Boobu: you what
Bspace: yeah man!!!! check it out!! its better than before!!!! What say we go on another trip!!!!! It'll be fun!!!! besides, you could use some fun!
Boobu: ....well...alright.
Bspace: WOOHOO!!! alright get in BOOBU!!!! YAHOO!!!
Boobu*to himself*: I'm going to regret this I just know it...
*Boobu gets in the passenger seat, and Bspace slides across the hood and gets in the drivers seat*
Bspace: hang on boobu...this isn't the same General Kenobi you might remember
*Bspace turns on the engine and revs it very loudly...then releases the break and teh speeder ZOOOOOOOMS OFF*
*Bspace cues the chorus of Boys are Back in Town, on the music player*
Bspace: this is our song boobu buddy!!!!!!! cuz WE ARE BACK...ON...THE....ROOOOAAAAADDDD!!!!!!!
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*and here are some pics of the General Kenobi that I created on my computer! as accurate as I could *
Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
*The Sherrif presses a button on her wrist device. In moments, an entire garrison of stormtroopers arrive on speeder bikes. And they are lead by none other than the evil, the vile, the dusty...TK-1447!*
TK: We're here, Sherrif. What seems to be the problem?
Sherrif: Well, the Cantina is destroyed for one thing! And guess who was behind it?
TK: You mean...?
*Mary nods*
TK: Then my garrison and I will hunt them down and arrest them...again!
Sherrif: Do what must be done.
*meanwhile*
Boobu: So where are we heading to now?
Bspace: The jousting arena! I was thinking that maybe we could enter the festivities and show the people how mighty we are!
Boobu: Jousting...?
Bspace: Yeah!
Boobu: JOUSTING...?
Bspace: Yeah...
Boobu: Oh, whatever.
*they arrive at the jousting arena. it's actually the old Boonta Eve podracing track, but since podracing has pretty much died out over the years, a popular form of the jousting sport has replaced it. and today is now exception. the whole arena is filled to the brim with spectators*
Bspace: Well, we're here! Let's sign up and...
Boobu: Wait a second! Don't you have to ride some kind of animal in jousting?
Bspace: Yeah, what's it to ya?
Boobu: We dont' have a freaking animal to ride!
Bspace: That's okay, we can just rent one. Look over there!
*located in the hangar where racers once kept their pods, is an energy pen where varactyls are kept*
Boobu: Oh no...
*Meanwhile*
*TK and his roudy band of stormies take up secret positions at the jousting arena.*
TK: This is "The Man" calling "The Boys". Any sign of our two trouble makers?
Stormy: No sign here, sir.
*the message is repeated about 10 times*
TK: Okay, keep on the alert. We know their speeder is here. They can't have gone too far!
*Boobu and Bspace head over to the registration desk. As they do, they hear an announcer tell all the details of the previous events*
Announcer: And Mag has done it again, everybody! Is there no one in this world or in the galaxy for that matter who can stand up to the awesome might of this black knight?!
Boobu:
Bspace:
*At the registration desk, Bspace and Boobu are greeted by a dug*
Dug: How can I help you today?
Bspace: We'd like to register for today's jousting events!
Dug: Sorry, but no children are allowed. There's a height restriction.
Bspace: I AM NOT A CHILD YOU POODOO FACE!!!
Dug: The height restrictions still apply. Sorry, but those are the rules.
Bspace: Boobu! Do something will ya?
Boobu: What for? Why the hell do you want to do jousting anyway?
Bspace: Because...it's...it's been my lifelong dream! There! Ya happy now?!
Boobu: Fine.
*Boobu waves his hand*
Boobu: You will let this Jawa be apart of the day's events.
Dug: ...GUARDS!
*Two Gammorean guards appear and grab Boobu by the arms*
Dug: Take him to the arena and pit him against Mag! He will pay for trying to mind trick me!
Bspace: Boobu!
*Boobu is dragged away to the arena*
Boobu: This day just gets better and better...
Take it away, B!
Bspacewiz2 Death Tot Commander
Posts: 72
(9/10/05 6:36 pm) Reply
Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
Bspace: how can you do that to my good buddy you low piece of worm ridden filth!!!
Dug: *cackle* better find your seat, you wouldn't want to miss a great show
*Bspace scurries off and finds a seat but first visits the concession stand*
*meanwhile in the arena prep area*
Boobu: unhand me you vile scum!!!!
*the Gammoreans oink and drool and hand Boobu a joust and shoves him in the direction of his newfound steed*
*the steed...named Voga...a distant relative of Boga, jumps up and down screeching..apparently happy to see Boobu*
Boobu: back! get back I say!!!!
*Voga squats down and invites Boobu to hop on*
Boobu: This won't end well.
*Boobu hops on and he and Voga head out into the battle arena*
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Bspace: what do you mean you don't have bantha butter?!?!....no no fine I'll take it plain
*Bspace grabs his popcorn and soda and finds a seat between two Ithorians*
Bspace: Hey ....hows it goin??
Ithorians: *alien language*
Bspace: want some popcorn?
Ithorian: *alien language*?!?!?!
Bspace: NO...no bantha butter...
*the Ithorians get up and leave*
Bspace:
*Bspace sips his soda in eager anticipation of the coming fight*
Announcer: and we have a newcomer..named Count Boobu!!!
*Mag appears on his steed in his trademark cape and sock armor*
Mag: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...it is a good day to die BOOBIE!
Boobu: Boobie?!?! Is that the best this guy can do?
Bspace: YAH BOOBU!! WOOHOO!!!!! *Bspace cheers from the stands*
*Just then....Bspace spots a stormtrooper roaming the stands*
Bspace: uh oh
*Bspace puts his face in his popcorn and listens to the stormie speak*
Stormie: No, no sign of them here either Sheriff Mary
Bspace*to himself*: Sheriff Mary?!?!?!?!
Stormie: WAIT...I've spotted one...on the floor of the arena!! I'll get a squad and storm it right away....OK...TK out.
Bspace: oh no!! they are going to get Boobu!!!! I gotta save him!!!
*Bspace ducks down and starts crawling towards the aisle and runs out of the arena*
Boobu: oohhhhh man...I'm gonna get B for this
*Just then...Boobu spots a squad of stormies starting to march into the arena led by TK!*
Boobu: SITHSPIT!!!!! NOT THEM AGAIN!!!
*he inadvertanly causes Voga to start charging towards mag..causing mag to do the same*
Boobu: HOOOOLLLYYYY CRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!
*then out of nowhere...a loud engine is heard....and Bspace in the General Kenobi hit a jump from the parking lot and fly into the arena*
*Bspace honks the horn playing the 9 notes of the Imperial Theme*
Bspace: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAW!!!!
*B comes to a rough landing and drives the speeder to a screeching halt between Mag and Boobu*
Boobu: B!!!!
Bspace: HEY BUDDY no time to explain...hope in QUICK!!!!!
*Boobu does a forward summersault flip and hops in the speeder*
Bspace: welcome aboard!!
Boobu: I never thought I'd see the day where I'm HAPPY to see you in this speeder
Bspace: save your emotions for a few...we gotta get out of here NOW!
*Bspace guns the pedals and swerves in a circle and heads to the exit of the stadium*
Bspace: listen quick boobu...I overheard the stormtroopers plotting to find us...and their leader is none other than SHERIFF MARY!!!!!
Boobu: NO WAY
Bspace: yes way...we are being chased yet again boobu buddy!!! for now..I say we leave town...err planet...hang on!!!
*Bspace allows the speeder to rise off the ground and fly towards teh sky
*Bspace pushes a button and the top of the speeder comes up*
Bspace: can't be in a convertible in space
Boobu: I like your style
*Bspace starts singing...On the Road again...as the General Kenobi leaves Tatooine*
Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
*Meanwhile*
*Sherrif Mary arrives on the scene as the troopers regroup*
Sherrif: TK! Report!
TK: Well, uh, we had them right in our grasp. But they managed to escape in their speeder. Forgive me, Sherrif, I take full responsi...
*TK's neck is throttled with the force. He is choked unconcious*
Sherrif: You have failed me for the first and last time, TK. It looks like I'll need to call in some extra help on this one.
*The General Kenobi clears Tatooine's atmosphere and heads off into outer space*
Bspace: So Boobu ol buddy, I was thinking that we could head to...
Boobu: Oh no you don't! We went to two places that you wanted to go. Now I'm picking our next destination!
Bspace: Fine. All's fair in travel and silliness. Where do you want to head to next?
Boobu: How about the closest Sith Flags amusement park?
Bspace: Sith Flags?!!! Don't they have roller coasters that can give you heart attacks?
Boobu: Oh that's just an old Jawa's tale...
Bspace:
Boobu: Oh, right. Sorry. Anyways, if you're saying that you're scared, we don't have to go...
Bspace: I DON'T FEAR!
Boobu: Oh, right. *looks to the left* BSPACE, LOOK, A STAR DESTROYER!
Bspace: WHERE?!!!
*Boobu starts laughing at Bspace*
*Bspace glares at Boobu but then gets an idea. He punches in some coordinates*
Boobu: What are you doing?
Bspace: Taking us to Sith Flags Ultimate Mountain. Now it's time to make the jump into hyperspace!
Boobu: Ok. *he remembers the last time they did this* OH NO!!!!
Bspace: OH YEAH!
*Bspace grabs Boobu's hand and jabs his finger into the red button. the stars stream by as the General Kenobi goes to lightspeed*
Your turn, B.
Bspacewiz2 Death Tot Commander
Posts: 73
(9/13/05 6:47 pm) Reply
Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
Bspace: WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MAN it feels good to do that again!!!!!!
Boobu: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!! AAAHHHH I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!
Bspace: *Bspace slaps Boobu upside the head* Its nothing you haven't done before Boobu...
Boobu: but you added that new engine booster in the back!!!!!! its much worse this time!!!!!!!! *Boobu curls up in his seat in the fetal position*
Bspace: you know this is the only time I have ever seen you vulnerable and weak ....just imagine what all the DSSF people would say if they could see you now
Boobu: *Boobu grabs Bspace by the neck and yanks him downward* Tell a soul and your dead, Jawa
Bspace: alright alright fine...geez
*Bspace focuses on driving*
****2 hours pass****
Boobu: I'm hungry...I need a bantha burger
Bspace: aw come on boobu! we are almost there!! can't it wait???
*Bspace glances at boobu*
Boobu:
Bspace: umm...of course it can't!! cuz when YOU are hungry...YOU get FOOD
*Bspace pulls out of Hyperspace and finds the closest McDex's and pulls into the fly-thru*
Bspace: I might as well get something too..I'm pretty hungry myself
Bspace *to the hologram waiter* yes I'll take 1 #1 and 3 #8's please...
Hologram: that will be 14 credits..
Bspace: thank you....
*Bspace pulls around and gets the food and gives boobu his meal*
Bspace: happy?
Boobu: yeah now just drive...I wanna get to Sith Flags!!!
Bspace: allright here we go!
*Bspace pushes the red button again and the speeder FLIES back into Hyperspace*
****About 30 minutes later****
Bspace: here we are!!!! Sith Flags Ultimate Mountain!! we are here boobu buddy!!!
Boobu: Come on B! this will be fun
*Bspace and Boobu walk up to the ticket office*
Cashier: ahh will this be one adult and one child??
Bspace: who you callin a child?!?!?
Cashier: ohh a fiesty lil one aren't you?
Boobu: yeah...he still refuses to be potty trained
Bspace: BOOBU YOU LIAR!!!....I'm over 18...I'm just...short.
Cashier: ahh I see ok...2 adults then....here you are!...before you enter the park....come into the lobby and watch a video from Emperor Palpatine himself.
Boobu: thank you
*Boobu thwacks Bspace after they get through the gate*
Bspace: hey man!! I outta be the one thwacking you!!
Boobu: B you idiot...we could have saved a lot of money if you just would have shut up and payed for the child pass
Bspace: well I'm sorry I'm just tired of not being taken seriously by people!
Boobu: trust me...even if you were tall...I still wouldn't take you seriously
Bspace:
Boobu: come on...the video is about to start...
*Bspace and Boobu sit down with the other visitors and an image of palpatine crackles onto the screen*
Palpatine: Welcome....my young apprentices...to Sith Flags..Ultimate Mountain...where your wildest nightmares will come true...*evil cackle*.....if you think this is like other amusement parks....then you will find that it is you who are mistaken...about a great many things....Hav..*he is suddenly cut off*
*Darth Vader walks into view*
Vader: Master...
Palpatine: I told you to remain on the command ship while I made my video!
Vader: I'm sorry master...its just...I can't seem to demonstrate how to eat this cotton candy you gave me to sample...with my helmet...I just can't do it!!
Palpatine: Search your feelings Lord Vader....you will find a way..
Vader: Yes my master...
*vader exits*
Palpatine: Ahem...have a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD time during your stay here....show your support by making a donation...and...we shall have....peace....
*transmission ends*
Bspace/Boobu: Wow....
*Bspace and boobu exit and oversee the whole park in front of them*
Bspace: Well Boobu...where do you want to head first?!
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take it away CB
Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
*Meanwhile...on Coruscant...*
*A Neimoidian crook is slammed against the door of a coruscant police car. His hands are bound and held behind his back by a Mon Calimari officer dressed in a tan colored suit and a hat*
Mon Calimari: Save it for the courts, scumbag! You're headin to the big house!
*The Mon Calimari shoves the neimoidian crook into the police car, which wastes no time in speeding away through the air*
*The Mon Cal dusts off his hands and stands tall*
Mon Calimari: And let this be an example to you all you other potential crooks out there! Crime doesn't pay! Not so long as inspector Zenti-Ackbar is on the case!
*Ackbar's eye flashes in a cool, anime-style fashion*
*Meanwhile, directly behind him, a car thief steals some important components for Ackbar's air speeder. Ackbar is oblivious to the whole ordeal*
Ackbar: Now to...WHAT THE?!
*Ackbar turns and sees his air speeder in shambles. Steam shoots out of Ackbar's ears*
Ackbar: ORZO! I'll get you for this yet you hooligan!
*suddenly a small probe droid drops in front of Ackbar, and immediately the holographic image of Sherrif Mary appears in front of him*
Ackbar: Who the hell are you?
Mary: I am Mary, supreme commander of the imperial remnant. And I know who you are, Inspector. I could use your help.
Ackbar: Peh! If you had the good sense that the force gave a shaak, you'd know I'd never work for the likes of you!
Mary: Ah, but I can give you what you seek.
Ackbar: Hah! That's what everybody says! But it seems no one can capture Orzo the 3rd. Although I am still working on it...
Mary: I'm not talking about that simple minded thief, Orzo. I'm referring to two more dangerous criminals. The Dark Lord Of The Silliness, Darth Yogi. Aka...
Ackbar: COUNT BOOBU?!
*Mary grins*
Mary: And Bspacewiz, the LSSF leader and death tot commander. I know where they are and I can bring them to you so you can bring them to justice.
Ackbar: Tell me where they are! The B-boys are just as dangerous as Orzo! If not more so...
*Mary's grin gets even wider*
*Back at Sith Flags*
*Bspace and Boobu get off of their first ride, Force Rush. It leaves them feeling real messed up*
Bspace: Oh man...traveling through hundreds of loops and corkscrews at 600 kilometers per hour...it isn't safe...
Boobu: Tell me about it... ...NOW LET'S HEAD OVER TO THAT ONE!
*Boobu points to an even scarier ride called...Vaapad*
Bspace: ...you wanna get on that?!
*Bspace turns to look at Boobu, only to see that he's already running to the next ride*
Bspace: Grr...wait up, buddy!
Take it away B!
Bspacewiz2 Death Tot Commander
Posts: 74
(9/15/05 10:21 pm) Reply
Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
*Bspace darts up to catch up with Boobu and they approach the entrance to the ride known as Vaapad: The Ultimate Lightsaber Experience*
Bspace: SWEET! does this mean we get to play with lightsabers????
Boobu: ...well...from a certain point of view...
*boobu points to a giant looking lightsaber that has riders inside it as it swings in all sorts of directions "dueling" with another lightsaber filled with its own batch of riders*
*Bspace turns around and starts to walk in the opposite direction*
*Boobu grabs Bspace's collar and pulls him back*
Boobu: you aint a fraidy Jawa are you
Bspace: of course not!!! aw who am I kidding...HOLD ME!!!
*Bspace lets the tears fall as he grasps his Boobu Buddy*
Boobu: GET BACK I SAY!!! now lets get on!!!
*Bspace and Boobu board but end up getting seperated and put on different lightsabers*
Bspace: Oh no!!! now I'll have to ride it alone with strangers!!!
*Bspace and Boobu sit in their respective sabers with the other riders on their backs waiting for the ride to start*
Boobu: BRING IT ON
*The countdown starts from 3, 2, 1, 0...FIGHT! and the riders in each saber jet straight up as the blades are extended...then hurtle backwards upside down as the first strikes are delivered from saber to saber*
Bspace: ohh man I'm gonna hurl!!!!!!!
Boobu: is this all its got?!?!? IS THIS ALL ITS GOT?!?!?!?!? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Bspace spots boobu in the other saber and yells..*
Bspace: BOOBU!!! BAG QUICK!!!!!
Boobu:
*Boobu throws a puke chuck bag in the air...and the other saber ducks below and Bspace to grab it...*
*B then does his business*
Boobu: that danged jawa
*The ride continues as the sabers get to the fastest part of the ride with the riders being hurled in all directions back and forth as the two sabers fight....then it ends and the blades retract back into the hilts and let the riders out*
*Both Bspace and Boobu stumble out and find each other*
Boobu: that was wicked
Bspace: oh man boobu...I think I just lost all the Tater Tots I've eaten in the past 4 days ...Here...here is your bag back
*Bspace hands boobu the rather filled puke bag*
Boobu: I don't want that!!!
*Boobu grabs it and tosses it behind him...hitting a Ithorian in the head*
*the Ithorian curses at Boobu and runs to the restroom*
Boobu: alright next we..
Bspace: ahh no you don't...its my turn to pick a ride!
Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
*Meanwhile*
*Inspector Zenti-Ackbar lands at Sith Flags. He surveys the area while pulling on his hat*
Ackbar: Those two are somewhere around here, I can feel it!
*Ackbar fells something tugging at the leg of his slacks. He looks down to see a young zabrak boy, wide eyed*
Ackbar: What do you want, kid?
Zabrak boy: Are you a Jedi?
Ackbar: No, I'm not a Jedi! You little runt! Now scram! I've got some work to do!
*the boy starts to cry, and what's when his father shows up*
Zabrak-man: Excuse me, sir, but I believe you've upset my son.
Ackbar: Yeah? What's it to...
*Ackbar turns around and sees who he's talking to*
Ackbar: Oh, er, I mean, eh, what I meant to say was...
*Ackbar is sent sailing through the air with a force push. He lands in a fountain where other park visitors point and laugh at him*
Ackbar: This is gonna be a long day...
*At the death star ride, Bspace and Boobu get aboard seperate ships. B gets onto an X-Wing and Boobu gets into a Tie Fighter. They put on their respective Rebel Alliance and Imperial fighter helmets, which serve as virtual reality headgear*
Bspace: Oh man, this is gonna be fun! Hey Boobu, it says on here that this is an open ended feature! I guess that means anything can happen in this!
Boobu: Oh realllllllllllllllllllllllllllly?
Bspace: Yeah! And...wait! I don't like the sound of that "really"!
*the cockpit to the X-Wing and the entry to the Tie Fighter closes at that moment*
Boobu: Too late, buddy! Prepare to get owned in space!
Bspace: We'll just see about that!
*Bspace and Boobu put on their helmets. Once on, they're immediately immersed in the battle for yavin*
Bspace: This is Tot-5, standing by!
Tot-Leader: Lock ketchup-foils in attack positions!
*the X-Wing starts to shake*
Tot-leader: We're passing through the hot-plate field! Put your forks on, double bite!
*A tie fighter roars over head, and it's quickly followed by a squadron of others*
Boobu: Stay in gluttony formation!
Tie fighter pilot: Yes sir!
*X-Wing and tie fighter pilots battle in dog-fights with each other. Bspace and Boobu see each other from across the playing field*
Bspace: This is Tot-5, I'm going in!
*Bspace heads for the trench. Boobu and his squadron quickly follow*
Boobu: The silliness is strong with this one!
Bspace: You'll never catch me, Boobu! I'm gonna blow this thing up faster than you can say...
Mag: OWNED!!!!
*A new fighter enters the fray, a sith infiltrator. It starts firing at both Boobu and Bspace*
Boobu/Bspace: WHAT THE HELL?
Mag: It is I, Mag! The jouster! Did you really think you could escape me so easily?
Boobu/Bspace: Yes...
Mag: Oh, well you were wrong! Now prepare to die a virtual death!
*Mag continues to fire*
*Meanwhile*
*Sherrif Mary's Super Star Destroyer, the Notebook, comes out of lightspeed near Sith Flags*
*On the bridge of the Notebook, Mary looks out at the stars*
Mary: Ah good, so this is where they've been hiding. Well, soon we will have them in our grasp! Won't we TK?
*TK is bound by an energy chain around his neck that goes to a wrist device on Mary's arm. And save for his stormy helmet, he's been literally stripped down to his undies*
Bspacewiz2 Death Tot Commander
Posts: 75
(9/19/05 11:59 am) Reply
Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
*Back at the Death Star Ride, Mag continues the barrage on Bspace and Boobu's respective ships as they figure out what to do*
Bspace: But boobu!!! we gotta destroy the death star!!!!
Boobu: why?! we already know what it looks like...we got MAG to deal with!!!
Mag: yeah! deal with me!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Bspace's X-wing and Boobu's Tie Fighter form up*
Bspace: now here's something you don't see every day in the galaxy
Boobu: shut up B we got mag to deal with!!
*Mag's Sith Infiltrator closes in on the B Team's seperate ships*
Mag: where is your little red speeder to save you now, Boobu
Boobu: in the parking lot...but I think this will work just fine
*Bspace and Boobu suddenly hard brake their ships and come up behind mag and fire everything they've got blasting Mag's ship to pieces*
Mag: NOOO my cape and socks!! Noooooooooo.......*silence*
Bspace: well done boobu!!! I think thats the last we'll have to worry about Mag
Boobu: ya never know B...in this galaxy
Bspace: wait! some unfinished business!!
*B charges his Xwing down the trench and sends a proton torpedo into the exhaust port of the Death Star and blow it to pieces..ending their virtual reality experience*
*B and boobu take off their headsets*
Boobu: that was fun!!!!!
*they glance over at Mag wearing his headset just sitting there*
Bspace: should we tell him?
Boobu: no...no definately not...he'll figure it out someday
Bspace: ok
*Bspace and boobu leave and are back walking around Sith Flags*
Bspace: whoa its getting late..the park is almost closed!...we better head back to our speeder!
Boobu: yeah your right...this was fan-freakin-tastic!!!
Bspace: sure was!!
*Bspace and Boobu leave and who should spot them from the fountain but Inspector Zenti-Ackbar*
Ackbar: AH there they are!! the B-Boys!!!!!
*Ackbar reaches Sheriff Mary on the communicator*
Ackbar: Sheriff Mary! they are heading to their speeder! attempting to leave!...I'll rendevous with you on the Notebook! maintain yer orbit adn we will get them in the tractor beam!
Sheriff Mary: you have done well for a change Ackbar...Sheriff out
Ackbar I see a raise!
*Bspace and Boobu get in the General Kenobi and ascend to the sky..unaware of what looms in orbit above Sith Flags...*
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Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
*The radar on the General Kenobi picks up a ship trailing them*
Bspace: Looks like we've got company, buddy!
Boobu: Big surprise...
*a holographic image of Zenti-Ackbar appears on the dashboard*
Ackbar: I am Inspector Zenti-Ackbar of the coruscant police! You two are under arrest for your hooliganistic antics!
Boobu: Hooli...
Bspace: Ganistic? Is that even a word?
Ackbar: Grrr...LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD! Sherrif Mary's out to get you guys, but I just want to bring you back to the courts to face justice! Now you can either take it up with me or her. Which is it gonna be boys?
*Ackbar grins*
Bspace/Boobu:
*Boobu turns off the holoprojector*
Boobu: Who the hell does this guy think he is?
Bspace: A big shot cop who's about to get a dose silly!
*Ackbar's police car vehicle pursues the General Kenobi*
Ackbar: Damn it! They always want to do it the hard way! Well I'll show them who they're messin with!
*Ackbar's police car fires on the General Kenobi, pricking its shields*
Bspace: OH NO YOU DID NOT!!!! BOOBU, TAKE THE WHEEL BUDDY!
*Boobu quickly grabs the wheel while B's hands fly across a mini keypad that sits where the rearview mirror would be*
*ridiculously huge guns pop out from the doors of the General Kenobi and point at Ackbar's police car*
Ackbar: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the holographic image of Bspace flickers onto Ackbar's holo-projector*
Bspace: Okay Zenti-stupid! I'm prepared to turn you into space dust! But if you stop shooting at us, I just might let you go! Now I can either be The Tot Negotiator or the Jawa Without Fear! HOW DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS?!!!!!!
Ackbar: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS SOMEDAY!
*Ackbar's car turns around and makes the jump into hyperspace*
*B switches off the guns and takes the wheel again, fuming*
Boobu: Wow...didn't know you had it in ya!
Bspace: Hey, I can be tough when I need to be! Remember our last battle?
Boobu: HMPH!
*suddenly the General Kenobi jerks backwards and is pulled towards...*
Boobu/Bspace: HOLY CRAP!!!!!!
*The Notebook has a strong lock on the General Kenobi with its tractor beam*
Boobu: Mary's on that ship!
Bspace: *Han Solo voice* Now don't get jittery, Boobu. There's a lot of command ships.
Boobu: WHAT COMMAND SHIPS?! THERE'S ONLY ONE SHIP! AND WE'RE GETTING PULLED RIGHT INTO IT!
Bspace: STOP FREAKING OUT, MAN! YOU'RE MAKING ME FREAK OUT TOO!
*Boobu and Bspace look at the Notebook and then at each other. They grab onto one another and scream as they're pulled into the docking bay*
DO IT, B!
Bspacewiz2 Death Tot Commander
Posts: 77
(9/20/05 6:40 pm) Reply
Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
Boobu: what are we gonna do now?!?!?! Mary has caught us again!!!!
Bspace: calm down buddy...I'll think of something!!
Boobu: oh YOU will will you...I've heard that before Remember when we tried to break that force shield in the asteroid prison last time we took a trip?
Bspace: ... well that was a long time ago buddy!
Boobu: well whatever you have in mind...make it fast cuz we are now in the hangar bay!!
*The General Kenobi is now sitting in the hangar bay and a small crowd of stormtroopers is approaching the vehicle*
*B puts the top down*
Boobu: we are doomed!!!
Bspace: you are forgetting something about the General, Boobu
Boobu: what?
Bspace: its got tires....
*Bspace smirks at Boobu then Boobu realizes what B had in mind*
Boobu: GUN IT B!!!
*B roars the General Kenobi to life and starts a burnout and then guns it forward evading the stormtroopers who are now chasing them*
Bspace: ha ha ha!!!!...watch this boobu!!!!!
*Bspace spins the speeder in a circle and now faces the stormies who suddenly stop*
*B eyes a large ramp....*
Boobu: get us airborn B!!!
Bspace: you got it
*Bspace revs the engine and guns it toward the stormies and suddenly takes the General Kenobi on the jump and the speeder flies right over the stormie's heads*
Bspace/Boobu: WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
*The General lands and they take it down a corridor leading out of the hangar bay and they start driving down a hallway*
Boobu: you know how nuts this is?!?!?!
Bspace: not only that...but SILLY!!!
Boobu: tousche
Bspace: now what do we do???...Mary is here somewhere...we got thousands of stormies...and I'm betting not all of the Notebook's corridors are this wide!!!....like...that one right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boobu: GET SKINNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Bspace is able to navigate the General Kenobi so its driving on its two left tires as they navigate the small hallway*
Bspace: look theres another hangar bay!! lets head for it!
*B takes the speeder into the other hangar bay and lets it drop back on all 4 tires*
Boobu: wicked.
Bspace: HA HA!! those stupid stormtroopers will never catch us now!
Boobu: uh...B..
Bspace: I mean we are just too danged good for them!
Boobu: B....
Bspace: HA HA now lets get outta here!
Boobu: B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bspace: WHAT?!
Boobu: LOOK!
*There is an entire garrison of stormtroopers in the hangar bay staring at the duo in their red speeder*
Bspace: oops...
*the stormies approach*
Boobu: do you have a plan B
Bspace: of course I have a plan!!!!
Boobu: I meant a plan-B, B
Bspace: hmm...I got IT!!!!...lets get out...you flip the stereo to track 45..and put the top up and get on top with me
Boobu: wha?
Bspace: just do it!!!!
*Boobu does so*
*Bspace jumps up on the top of the speeder and Boobu joins him*
Boobu: you BETTER know what you are doing...
Bspace: how ya'll doin tonight!??!?!?!?! *B yells to the stormies*
*the stormies approach and stand around the General watching the B-Boys*
*B reaches and gets an electric guitar out of the back of the car*
Bspace: rock and roll Boobu
Boobu:
*B reaches from his back pocket and pops out a microphone*
*The stormies stare at the boys in confusion*
*The music from the stereo starts playing....its Hells Bells by AC/DC!!!!!*
*Boobu starts jamming while B busts a move and starts screaming/singing*
Bspace*singing*: I'm a rolling thunder, a pouring rain
I'm comin' on like a hurricane
My lightning's flashing across the sky
You're only young but you're gonna die
Won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives
Nobody's putting up a fight
i got my bell, gonna take you to hell
gonna get ya, Satan get you
Hell's Bells
Yeah, Hell's Bells
You got me ringin Hell's Bells
My temperature's high, Hell's Bells
*the performance is picked up on the security hologram on the bridge where Mary sees it*
Mary: *Mary reaches security* I WAN'T THOSE BOYS CAUGHT NOW!!!!!!! I'm on my way down there!!!!!!!!!
Bspace: I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine
If you're into evil you're a friend of mine
See my white light flashing as I split the night
'Cause if God is on the left, then I'm stickin' to the right
*Security is ready to storm the hangar*
Bspace: I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives
Nobody's puttin' up a fight
Got my bell, gonna take you to hell
Gonna get ya, Satan get you
*Boobu backflips on the roof of the General Kenobi banging on that electric guitar*
Bspace: yeow
Hell's Bells, satans comin to you
Hell's Bells, across the sky
Hell's Bells, We takin you under
Hell's Bells, Your gunna cry
Hell's Bells, they're takin' down
Hell's Bells, theyre draggin you under,
Hell's Bells, gonna split the night
Hell's Bells, no way to hide, yeah
*sheriff mary and a squad of security troopers walks in front of the general and just stares at B and Boobu*
Bspace: Ow, ow, ow, ow
hells bells!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*B and boobu stop playing/singing...quite sweaty...as the stormtroopers all erupt in applause*
*Bspace and boobu take a bow and then notice Sheriff Mary*
Mary: well well well....the B-Boys...I must say that performance was impressive...but it won't help you now...
*Bspace and Boobu look at each other*
Bspace: good job boobu
Boobu: right back atcha
*They both sigh and hop off the top of the speeder and look at Sheriff Mary*
Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
*Sherrif Mary brandishes two curved lightsabers and attaches them together by their hilts. The sabers ignite into two pink blades, forming a menacing looking S*
Mary: Your swords, please, gentlemen. We don't want to make a mess in front of the stormies.
Boobu: B, are you strapped?
Bspace: I'm turbo strapped, man!
Boobu: So we're gonna go round and round?
Bspace: Like a merry go round, buddy!
*Boobu and Bspace ignite their lightsabers, Boobu's being cyan and B's teal*
Boobu: Nice color.
Bspace: Back'atcha!
*a stormy taps B on the shoulder*
Stormy: No, don't fight the sherrif! You're no match for her! She's a silly sith lord!
Bspace: Stormy, you should know by now, silly sith lords are our speciality.
Mary: Do not think that because there are two of you that you have the advantage!
Boobu! Our powers have doubled since the last time, Sherrif!
Mary: Good! Twice the pride, double the silliness!
*Boobu and Bspace go on the attack. And as they do, a choir of stormies set up in the background and start singing the tunes of Battle Of The Heroes, along with a fully stocked orchestra of course*
*TK conducts the orchestra, still wearing only his undies and his stormy helmet*
*Mary easily fends off the B boy's attacks*
Mary: Truly Boobu...if you were a silly sith, would this battle not be over already?
Boobu:
Bspace: Focus, buddy! Remember, if she tickles our funny bone, we'll become more silly than she can possibly imagine!
*More saber strikes. The B boys force Mary into retreating steps as they press their attack*
Mary: I will not be so easily beaten!
*Mary gets into a saber lock with the B boys. Just as it seems they're going to force her onto one knee, Mary uses the force to pick up a stormy. She throws the stormy at Boobu*
Boobu: HOLY CRAP!
*Boobu breaks the saber lock, and out of pure instinct, cuts the stormy in half. The stormy wails a wilhelm scream in horrific agony*
Boobu: Uh...sorry dude.
*Meanwhile, Bspace duels alone with Mary. Mary picks up the pace, forcing B back with each strike*
Mary: You have learned much, young one!
Bspace: You'll find I'm full of tater tots!
*Bspace blasts Mary with a barrage of ionized tater tots. Mary has a tough time deflecting them away with her sabers*
*Boobu re-enters the fray with silly lightning. Mary breaks her sabers into two individual blades in order to block both attacks*
Bspace: TOTS! UNLIMITED...TATER TOTS!
*B turns up the juice on his attack, as does Boobu. But surprisingly, Mary grins*
Mary: Your feeble skills are no match for the power of a true silly sith!
*All of a sudden Mary...blows kisses towards Bspace and Boobu. The energy kisses strike them both on the face and engulfs them in a field of painful, cackling, pink colored silly energy*
Bspace/Boobu: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!
*Mary re-attaches her sabers and slowly stalks towards the B boys*
Mary: Now young, and old, boys...you will die!
Bspace/Boobu: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Continue, B! And goodness, do something clever to save us!
Bspacewiz2 Death Tot Commander
Posts: 78
(9/22/05 4:43 pm) Reply
Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
Bspace: huh...Kissing Shields
Boobu: B! how did this happen?!?! we are smarter than this
Bspace: no we're not!
Bspace: Boobu! can you reach my lightsaber?!?!
Boobu B!!!! this is neither the time NOR the place!!!
Bspace:
*Sheriff Mary raises her sabers and strikes down on the B-boys..breaking the energy shield...the Boys quickly ignite their sabers again and are back in the fight*
Bspace: that was close boobu buddy!!!
Boobu: It aint over yet B!!
*the EPIC duel has moved through some corridors*
Boobu: your overconfidence is your weakness!!
Mary: your faith in B is yours
Boobu: yeah I've been wondering about that for awhile now...
Bspace: HEY!!!
*B's eyes suddenly glow orange....and B launches wave after wave of strikes...jumping on the walls and ceiling then launching himself downward at Mary*
Bspace: BBRREEEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boobu:
Mary: Powerfull you have become Bspace....
Bspace: Thanks
*Bspace and Boobu press the attack as the duel continues*
Bspace: how long is this gonna last?!?!
Boobu: a little longer!!
*Mary swings her lightsabers violently continuously besting the B-Boys*
Bspace: always on the move aren't they
Boobu: *sigh*
*Just then...Mary leads the boys into a room and she backflips away and starts laughing*
Mary:
Bspace: do you think our silliness got to her?
Boobu: I don't think so B
Mary: hahahaa...its had its twists...its turns...its plot holes...but now....we reach the end...goodbye...B-boys...
*Mary suddenly uses the force to activate a switch which opens a trap door right below B and Boobu!*
Bspace/Boobu: HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
Mary: And so it ends...
*Mary turns to walk away, but is shocked to see Boobu and Bspace jump up and away from the trap door and land right in front of her*
Bspace: Going somewhere, Sherrif?
*Mary sweatdrops, but re-ignites her sabers*
Boobu: You're going down, woman!
Bspace:
Boobu: What?
Bspace: Nothing
Boobu: *gets the joke* You are bizzare
Mary: No....NO! YOU WILL DIE! STORMIES! KILL THEM!
*Boobu and Bspace are surrounded by legions of stormies*
Bspace: Hey! Didn't we just put on a concert for you guys?!
Stormy: Sorry, man. Orders are orders.
*The stormies aim their blasters at Boobu and Bspace*
Bspace: Boobu, ole buddy, I hate to be overly pessimistic. But I'm certain we're both gonna die!
Boobu: Wait a minute! I think I've got a solution to this!
Bspace: Yeah?
Boobu: Remember the clone wars cartoon? Remember what Mace did when he was unarmed... ?
Bspace: Oh yeah!
*TK pulls out a microphone and starts singing "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting"*
*Boobu and Bspace throw down their sabers. Using the awesome powers of the silly force, they clean the clocks of legions of stormies*
*A couple of stormies fire blaster bolts at B. B dodges the fire like a ballerina dancer, then uses the silly force to take apart their guns. B hurls the gun fragments at the stormies' helmets, knocking them out*
Bspace: I was wondering when my dance choreography classes would come in handy!
*Boobu uses his kung fu skills to beat the crap out a group of stormies. The stormies' armor is no match for the silly force-enhanced punches and kicks that Boobu rains down on them*
Boobu: WATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
*Boobu poses like Bruce Lee while screaming. A stormy hits him over the head with the butt his blaster*
Stormy: "Watah" that, beyotch!
Boobu: That's Grand Admiral Beyotch to you, punk!
*Boobu sweeps the stormy off his feet with a well placed kick*
*Mary watches this in the background, getting more and more worried*
Mary: This is bad...really bad! I shall have to call in my bikini assassins!
*Mary taps a few buttons on her wrist device*
*In a chamber deep within the bowels of the Notebook, five bikini clad female warriors (sorry, no male bikini warriors, that would just be disturbing! ), alien and human alike, awaken from their meditative trance when an alarm system sounds off*
*From the rafters of the Notebook, a pair of eyes gazes down at the battle below.*
Voice: It seeeeeeeeeems I may have to intervennnnnnnne after allllllllllll! And when I do, the Sherrif will finallyyyy remember an old thorn in her leather! HAHAHAHAHAH!
*In the reactor room, a Clone Trooper with a beard coming down from the chin of his helmet sits back in his lawn chair and watches the martial arts battle on his surveilence system*
Cloney: All right, the bikini assassins! The Sherrif hasn't used those HRD's ever since Glass went into hiding in the rafters! This is gonna be great!
*the clone trooper takes a swig from his wine bottle. Some of the contents spills onto his beard*
*Boobu and Bspace dispense with the last of their stormy attackers. The only stormy still left standing is TK, who has finished singing*
*Boobu and Bspace start talking in badly dubbed english, like in the old martial arts movies*
Boobu: Your Kung Fu is good!
Bspace: Thanks! You're not to bad yourself! What school of martial arts did you attend?
Boobu: The "kick your ass academy" on Chandrila!
Bspace: Nice! I went to the "Owned University" on Corellia!
*Boobu and Bspace throw their heads back and laugh*
Mary: HEY!
*Boobu and Bspace turn to face Mary. They see that she has their lightsabers in clipped to her belt*
*Boobu and Bspace resume talking in normal english*
Boobu: Crap. Maybe we shouldn't have thrown those down.
Bspace: I'm sure Luke Skywalker felt the same way after he got zapped!
Mary: And now...you shall face the wrath...of my BIKINI ASSASSINS!
Bspacewiz2 Death Tot Commander
Posts: 79
(9/28/05 4:44 pm) Reply
Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
*Bspace and Boobu's laughter is suddenly silenced when the floor vibrates to the sound of loud hard sharp footsteps*
Bspace/Boobu:
Mary: HAHAHHAHAHA Boys....meet the Bikini Assassins!
*6 bikini clad females of both human and alien species march their way into the room with tremendously spiked heels*
Bspace: I haven't seen anything that spiked since Boobu tried to spike his principal's coffee to get himself out of detention!!
Boobu: ah good times
Bspace: how in the world are we going to fight THEM?!?!?!
Boobu: I...uh....err....
Bspace: BOOBU snap out of it!! time to FIGHT!!
*B leaps in the air and extends his foot in attempt to karate kick one of the assasins*
*B is suddenly stopped when the assasin says*
Assasin#1: you wouldn't hit a girl would you??
Bspace: I uh...no
Assasin#1: HA!
*The assasin punches B and he flies across the room into a stack of containers*
Bspace:
Boobu: hmm these cats have claws
*Boobu leaps into another Kung Fu pose and kicks an assasin in the abdomen.....and inflicts no pain*
Boobu: OW MY FOOT!!!
*Another assasin grabs boobu and holds him in her arms...*
Boobu: well I didn't know you were the dominating type
Assasin#2: I'm not...but she is
*Boobu looks over at Assasin#3 who kicks Boobu like a football player kicking a field goal*
Boobu: CRAAAAAAAAuhhh...........ap.
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*in the rafters*
Glass: bummmmbling FOOOOOOLS!!!!!!!!
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*just then...as B and Boobu rise up and prepare to launch an attack...a menacing hacking cough is heard and a dark caped figure drops from teh rafters and lands in a crouched position...and then stands tall*
*Cloney spits out his cofee while watching the monitor*
Glass: AHHHH yes...the B-boys...I've been waiting for YOU....*cough* THAT wasn't much of a fight
Boobu: who are you????
Glass: IIIIII am the ONLY ally you Haaaaave
Mary: GLASS....how did you survive so long....
Glass: the Rafters my dear Sheriff.....*glass nods to the assasins* Helllooooooo laaadies.....
Glass: Ta ta
*Glass uses a whipcord and snares Bspace and Boobu in it, and hoists them and himself up to the rafters and into darkness*
Mary: CRAP!! get a scanning crew herre on the double! I want every part of this ship checked!!
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*in the rafters...and in safety...Glass ignites a flashlight and tries to talk to the alarmed and utterly confused B-Boys*
Bspace: WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!
Glass: I am glaaaaaaaass...I tooo once had Sheriff Mary on Myyyyyyyyyy tail....But I escaped. THAT is all you neeeed to know....
Boobu: can you get us back to our speeder?? we gotta get out of here
Bspace: I say we call in an army and fight to the death!!
Glass: Army or not...you must realiiize...you....are....DOOMED...if you stay on this shiiiiip.
Bspace: *sigh* fine...
Boobu: fear not lil buddy...I'm sure we haven't seen the last of Sheriff Mary.
Boobu: anyway...can you get us back to our speeder?
Glass: I caaaan.....and I willllll...
Bspace/Boobu: Thanks!
Glass: BUT FIRRRRST...we must deactivate the tractor beeeam
Bspace: always a catch
Boobu: ok..so what do we do?!?!
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Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
Boobu: Why is it always a tractor beam?
Glass: Becaussssssssssssse, it's a conveeenient ploot devicee to proviiiiide filler gaaaps in an otherwise booooring tale!
Boobu/Bspace:
*they pull out their lightsabers and point them at Glass*
Bspace: You had better take that back, right now, buddy!
Glass: ...uh, surrrre! Anywaays...! Tooo the tractooor beaaam! Follow meeeee!
*Glass leaps along the superstructure of the notebook which makes up the rafters. Boobu and Bspace follow him, having a bit of difficulty*
Bspace: Man, I'd hate to see what it would be like to get groceries up here!
Glass: I'lll haaaave you knooow that it takes a looot of efforrrrt!
Bspace: Excuuuuuuuse me.
Glass: Arrrrrrre youuu making fun of the way I talllk?!
Bspace: Uh...can I lie?
Glass: NO!
Boobu:
*Meanwhile the scanning crew of stormies approaches the Sherriff and her bikini assassins*
Stormy: Lady Mary, we've found three life signs in the rafters!
Mary: Excellent deductions skills, trooper. Especially considering the fact that GLASS TOLD US WHERE HE'S BEEN ALL OF THIS TIME! GRAH! YOU'RE USELESS! BIKINI ASSSASSINS! KILL HIM!
Bikini Assassins:
*the stormy runs, and time seems to slow down. One of the bikini assassins leaps into the air and lands on the stormy's back. Using the power of her thighs, she crushes the stormy's upper torso, suffocating him.*
Stormy: OH GOD! OH GOD! IT HURTS SO GOOD!
*Finally the stormy implodes, his insides turn into jelly. His body crumples onto the floor, a disgusting mess*
(*if you've ever seen Goldeneye, specifically the character Xenia, then you'll be familiar with this type of death* )
Mary: FATALITY!
(*anyone who has played Mortal Kombat will know the signifigance of that line* )
*The bikini assassins regroup around Mary*
Mary: Now my bikini assassins, you must journey into the heart of the rafters and seek out our meddling guests. And when you find them, they must suffer until their last breath!
*the bikini assassins nod, and leap high into the rafters, breaking through the durasteel ceiling in order to get there*
*While leap-frogging from the metal structures in the rafters, Boobu takes a bad step and starts to fall...TO HIS DOOM!*
Bspace: Buddy!
*Glass literally swings into action and catches Boobu. He then reels them both back to the top of a supporting beam*
Boobu: Wow, that was a clooooooose one!
Glass: STOOOOP MAKINNNNNG FUN OF MEEEEEE!
Boobu: But I wasn't! HONEST!
*Glass scoffs and leaps away. Boobu shrugs and follows suit, as does B*
Bspace: Man, what's this guy's problem?
Boobu: I dunno, I guess when you live in the rafters of a ship for so long, you go a little...*Boobu twirls his finger around his temple* crazy!
*BOOM!*
*The Bikini assassins appear before Bspace and Boobu, looking a little dirty after having crushed through durasteel walls*
Boobu/Bspace: OH CRAAAAAAP!
Glass: GOOOOOOOOOOD DAMNNNNNNNNNN IT! HOWWWWWWW MANNNNNY TIMMMMMES DO I HAVE TO TELLLLLL YOU TO STOP MAKINNNNNNG FUN OF THE WAAAY I TALLLLLLLK?!
*Glass screams, furiously. 2 additional arms come out of his exposed arms, and four lightsabers are activated all together. In a mad rage, Glass massacres all but one of the bikini assassins*
BA: Hey guys, uhh...it was just a joke. All right. We didn't really mean you any harm!
Bspace: Tell that to the dead stormy you killed!
*Glass decapitates the remaining BA with a lightsaber, exposing it's metalic skelleton*
Boobu: I'll be damned. Human replica droids! I haven't come across those since...
*silence*
Bspace: Yeah?
Boobu: Since, oh, before you were born.
*Bspace sighs and shakes his head*
*Glass attempts to clear his throat but ends up having a wet coughing fit*
Boobu: Do you need a glass of water or something?
*more coughing and gagging*
Bspace: Jeeze! Cover your mouth, at least! We're all going to catch it!
Glass: Anywayyyyyyys, shallllll we proceed onto our goallllll?
*Mary paces the floor, and keeps checking her watch. Finally she stamps her foot in anger*
Mary: Grah! My bikini assassins have failed!
*TK slowly approaches Mary*
TK: Allow me to capture them, Lady Mary.
Mary: Hmm...very well, TK! The Sherrif gives you one last chance! You had better make it a good one!
TK: There will be no one to stop us this time! Stormies! Let's roll!
*Spacetrooper TK and his band of stormies march off, following the life signs emenating from the rafters*
*A lightsaber blade cuts a hole in the durasteel ceiling. Glass drops down first, followed by Bspace and Boobu. They arrive right at the tractor beam generator*
Glass: Nooow...this is verrrry complicated. We'llll havvve to tuurrrrn a series of nobbbbbs and switches in orrrrderrr to...
*Bspace and Boobu assault the generator with silly lightning and energy tots. The generator melts into molten slag and the power loss from the terminal is immediate*
Glass: Orrrr, we could do that.
Bspace: Why did we do that anyway?
Glass: Two reeeeasons! One: in case we try to escape and the Sherriff reeeels usss back in like a gooober fish! And two: So I can get my wheeeeeeeeeeel bike ship out from being towed!
Boobu: But if the Notebook was transporting your ship by tractor beam...doesn't that mean it's floating away from us right now?
*Glass nods*
Glass: Thattt's why it's timmme to abandon ship! HAHAHAHAH!
*Glass teleports out of the Notebook, laughing as the spector of his image fades away*
Bspace: Hey! He cheated! No one teleports in star wars! That's a trekkie thang!
Boobu: Uh, B. We've got trouble!
Bspace: Yeah? What else is...
*B turns and sees the horde of stormies, with spacetrooper TK, aiming their blasters at them*
Bspace: :eek WELL THIS IS A UNWELCOME SURPRISE!!!! WILL BSPACE AND BOOBU MAKE IT OUT OF THIS ALIVE? WILL THEY EVER GET ON THE ROAD AGAIN? OR HAS THE SHERRIFF AND HER STORMY BATALLION FINALLY GOTTEN THE BETTER OF OUR HEROES? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE WHAT...
*the stormies start blasting*
Take it away B!
Bspacewiz2 Death Tot Commander
Posts: 82
(10/6/05 6:10 pm) Reply
Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
Boobu: B watch out!!!!
Bspace:
*Bspace and Boobu cower as the stormies run forward led by TK-1771*
*TK is about to say something when out of nowhere....a CLONETROOPER.....Delta...comes out of the shadows*
Delta: T....TK????
TK: YOU scared mesa!!!! Delta!!!!
Delta: Did you hear THE news??
TK: about WHAT
Delta: About a certain female twilek we both dated...
TK: what happened?
Delta: She's pregnant!!
TK: YOU gotta be SITHING me!!!!
Delta: Nope...only problem is....she doesn't know which one of us got her pregnant!!....now...It was obviously me...
TK: HOLD UP....YOU??...I believe it would have been ME...I dated her longer...
Delta: But I saw her first!!!!..
TK: oh?? I believe it was I who introduced you to her when she and I were already going out!
Delta: and just when was that???
Bspace: uh...guys??
Boobu: Shut up B!! nows our chance!!!!!
*Boobu grabs B and they tiptoe off as TK and Delta continue their debate*
*At the stage of the Jerry Springer show, Jerry and his audience watches the debate between TK and Delta with a sense of eagerness*
*Jerry turns to face the camera that films the show*
Jerry: What do we learn from an experience like this? Is a clone of a man any less of a man that he was cloned from? If so, should the woman that these two men, or the same man, were involved in be forced to choose one version of her love over the other? Or perhaps they can both learn to co-exist in perfect harmony? I suppose we'll never know for sure, but there is one thing I do know. Clones are men, and men are clones. They both deserve equal oppotunities in life to experience happiness in whatever it is that they pursue. And that should never be taken for granted. Until next time, take care of yourself, and each other.
*the audience erupts into applause...until a chair is thrown by a KKK member sitting in the crowd. A fight breaks out between all those sitting in the stage.*
*Stormies break in and start blasting. Jerry Springer is taken under arrest by none other than Sherrif Mary*
Mary: There's a new host in town! This is my talk show now!
*the stormies get the crowd under control. The crowd erupts into applause again*
The Crowd: (chanting) MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY!
Mary:
*meanwhile, Bspace and Boobu realized that they have finally slipped away from their pursuers*
Bspace: HA...good one buddy!!! that was close!
Boobu: too close...
Bspace: well we are home free except..
Boobu: NOW WHAT?!??!!
Bspace: we gotta rescue the General Kenobi!!!! According to my GPS system for it, Its being held in a cargo hold fairly close to the hangar bay we first arrived in.
Boobu: well lets go!!!!
Bspace: hmm how are we to navigate ove there without being caught...I know!!! we could get us a couple stormtrooper uniforms and..
Boobu:..uh B...No.
Bspace: but it could work!!!!!
Boobu: HA...THAT would never work...besides...aren't you a little SHORT for a stormtrooper?
Bspace: well what do you suggest?
Boobu: I say we walk...cuz B...the cargo hold...is right below us according to that GPS of yours...
Bspace: why didn't I notice that?!
*Bspace and Boobu get out their lightsabers and cut a circular hole in the floor and drop into the cargo hold*
Bspace: There it is!!!!
*B starts to dash for it*
Boobu: B!!!
*B leaps out and grabs B and takes him back behind some crates*
Boobu: can't you see????? look at all those stormtroopers over there...there are dozens!!!!!! how are we going to distract them??
Bspace:...hmm...I got an idea...another song! Follow me!
*Bspace and Boobu sneak around to the other side of the General Kenobi opposite the stormies..and slowly reach out the electric guitar..microphone...and...something new..a collapsable drum set.*
*B and Boobu jump up and yell*
Bspace/Boobu: HELLO NOTEBOOK STAR DESTROYER!!!!! WE'RE BACK!!! HOW YA ALL DOIN TONIGHT?!?!??!
*The stormies recognize them from their previous concert and start clapping at once...being dumb clones...and cheer for the B Boys*
Bspace: we got a show for you tonight!!!!
Bspace: BOOBU! Track 67!!!!
Boobu: You got it B!
*B gets the microphone ready and puts on the electric guitar while Boobu turns on the music and readies the drums*
Bspace: here we go!!!!!!
*Bspace sings and does the guitar while Boobu wails on the drums to the Led Zepplin hit: Rock And Roll!*
Bspace: It's been a long time since I rock and rolled,
It's been a long time since I did the Stroll.
Ooh, let me get back, let me get back,
Let me get back, baby, where I come from.
It's been a long time, been a long time,
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Yes it has.
*Bspace jumps and dances all over the roof of the General Kenobi*
Bspace: It's been a long time since the book of love,
I can't count the tears of life with no love.
Carry me back, carry me back,
Carry me back, baby, where I come from.
Woah oo oh oo oh oh
Its been a long time, been a long time,
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Waaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhh *B backflips, Boobu beats furiously on the drums*
(B's guitar solo)
*Bspace and boobu notice a human female amongst the stormies who's cheering the B boys as they perform*
Bspace: Oohhh
It's been a long time since we walked in the moonlight,
Making vows that just can't work right.
Open your arms, open your arms,
Open your arms,
*the stormies and this female groupie raise their arms and wave them side to side in unison*
Bspace: baby let my love come in, oh oh, yeah
It's been a long time, been a long time,
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
*The stormies continue to cheer as B and Boobu hop in their speeder, B in the driver's seat*
Bspace: too easy
Boobu: you got a good singing voice B
Bspace: and you ROCK on the drums my silly friend
Boobu: now lets blow this joint!!!
*B turns on the General Kenobi and it roars to life and they burn rubber and start racing down the halls toward the hangar*
Bspace: HA HA!!!
*The General Kenobi roars on its left 2 side tires into the hangar bay...and B lands back on all 4 and aims for a large jump in front of the hangar exit to space*
Boobu: Get us airborn baby!!!!!!!!!
*Bspace floors it and the General Kenobi launches off the jump and the horn is honked playing the 9 notes of the Imperial Theme as the speeder crashes outside into space*
Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
Boobu: Listen Jaina, this aint Speed Racer! There's only room for two in this speeder, so that means it's time for you to go!
Jaina:
Bspace: Don't be rude, Boobu!
Boobu: Hello? I'm a Sith! It's my job to be rude!
Bspace: Well find yourself a new job! Jaina, come sit here by me.
Jaina:
*Jaina doesn't sit by B...she sits on his lap*
Bspace: Okay, not quite what I had in mind...
*the speeder shudders from sudden impacts of laser fire. The Notebook continues to batter the General Kenobi with its turbolasers*
Boobu: B, GET US OUT OF HERE!
*on the bridge of the Notebook, Sherrif Mary watches with a sense of glee as her ship pursues the B-boys' speeder*
*TK approaches her, still wearing his special space-trooper armor*
TK: They'll be in range of tractor beam in moments, M'Lady.
Mary: Did your stormies deactivate the hyper drive on the General Kenobi?
TK: I think so.
Mary: YOU...THINK...SO?!
*TK cowers away from Mary's scowl*
TK: My men are but mere stormies! You know how inept they can be, M'lady!
Mary: Then perhaps you can tell that to Emperor Monkeylizard when he arrives.
TK: The Monkeylizard is coming here?!
Mary: That is correct, TK. And he is most displeased with your inability to capture our foes.
TK: I'll go and make sure my stormies did their jobs!
Mary: I hope so, for your sake TK. The Monkeylizard is not forgiving as I am...
TK:
Mary: *turns to look at...YOU!* And for all of you reading this story, you know what that means.
*Meanwhile, the General Kenobi, with the Notebook in hot pursuit, arrive in the Endor system.*
Boobu: B, we've just lost the main rear deflector shield! One more direct hit to our caboose and we're done for!
*silence*
Boobu: BSPACE?!
*Boobu turns to see B and Jaina smooching*
Boobu: YOU IDIOT! THIS IS THE WRONG TIME FOR A MAKEOUT SESSION!
*Boobu grabs the wheel and forces the General Kenobi to go into a downward spiral*
*Boobu puts the General Kenobi in neutral, causing it to drift ever closer towards the moon of Endor*
Boobu: Either we kick her out of the speeder and get the hell out of here, or I'm leavin! What's it gonna be, B?
Bspace: Hmm...make out with Jaina, or kick Boobu out of the speeder. I wonder which one I'll choose...
*Jaina carresses the back of B's head and his face*
Jaina: You must do what you feel is right, of course, Beebers.
B:
Boobu: Something tells me that I'm not gonna like this.
Bspace: Sorry Boobu, ole buddy, but it's for the best.
Boobu: You're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do...are you?
*Before Boobu has a chance to react, B hits the big BLUE button on the dashboard of the speeder. Boobu is enveloped in an escape pod and shot out of the General Kenobi, towards Endor*
Boobu: B! YOU ASSHOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE....!!!!
*Boobu screams that word all the way down to his landing on Endor*
Bspace: All right, ready for lightspeed?
Jaina: Oh yeah!
*More lip-locking commences as the General Kenobi makes the jump into hyperspace*
*Back on the bridge of the Notebook, Mary is not...pleased. TK runs back into the room*
TK: M'Lady! I just got some bad news! My stormies...
Mary: Didn't deactivate their hyperdrive?
TK: Oh...I guess you know already.
Mary: TK, I would humiliate you again, but I'll need your inept skills for the task again. Contact General D.M. and have him send down a garrison to retreive that escape pod. Tell him to use whatever means necessary!
TK: As you command, Sherrif!
Mary: All right, now let's get after that speeder!
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Re: On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUA
*The notebook enters Hyperspace in pursuit of Bspace and Jaina in the General Kenobi*
Mary: You cannot hide forever, B.
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*meanwhile back in the Speeder.....*
Narrator: well...you already know whats going on in there...
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*Meanwhile, Back on the Notebook*
*TK-1771 makes his way to the bridge to find Sheriff Mary, staring out at the stars as they streak by*
TK: Sheriff, Emperor Monkeylizard commands you to make contact at once
Mary: hmm..very well
*Mary walks into the holoprojection room of the Notebook where a large image of Mr. Monkeylizard appears*
Emperor Monkeylizard: There is a great disturbance in your head...
Mary: I have felt it...err...HEY!!!
Emperor Monkeylizard: How am I supposed to rendevous with you when you are not at the meet point and are flying thru Hyperspace!!!!!!!!
Mary: uh, we were in hot pursuit of the General Kenobi Red Speeder, sir!
Emperor Monkeylizard: You forget about that speeder!!! Your Master comes before dilly dallying!!!!!
Mary*gritting teeth*: yes master
Emperor Monkeylizard: Now...give me your coordinates...and stay where you are!!!!! so I can join up!!!
Mary: yes master...
*The holo image dissapears and Mary orders the Notebook out of hyperspace*
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*Meanwhile...again, back in the General Kenobi...*
*the speeder pulls out of hyperspace in deep space and Bspace breaks free of Jaina's grasp*
Bspace: I gotta breathe, woman!!!
*Bspace gasps for air*
Jaina: ya know...I've been thinking...it isn't too nice what you did to your friend Boobu...
Bspace: yeah...but...the way I look at it...I say..Sorry bud!! but you would have done the exact same thing to me
Jaina: oh B your so silly
Bspace: well uh *voice suddenly gets deeper* they DO call me the dark lord of the silliness you know
Jaina: really??
Bspace: err..yeah! something like that but *overly serious voice* there's nothing silly about the way I feel about you
Jaina: awwwwwww toooooo cute TEE HEE HEE!
Bspace: don't worry about Boobu...we won't be gone TOO long LOL...besides...that guy always wanted to go to Endor and have an open season on Ewoks! so I'm sure he's having a blast
Jaina: ahh I'm sure you are right!
Bspace: so my darling...where to?
Jaina: I'm getting a terrible thirst...and would like a snowcone!
Bspace: oh! well thats no problem we can find a a convienience store somewhere nearby...*B gets cut off*
Jaina: I want a genuine Hoth Snow-Cone!
Bspace: *B checks the fuel meter*
Bspace: hmm...well...I think we can make it....say..do YOU want to press the big red button?
Jaina: Oh...I don't know if I could!!!!!
Bspace: its really easy!!!
*B carefully takes hold of Jaina's hand and lays it on the big red button and pushes down and the speeder WHOOOSHES off into Hyperspace towards the Hoth System*
Jaina: WEEEE thi is fun!!!!!
Bspace:
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your turn boobu boy this is gonna get weird
On The Road With Bspace and Boobu, EP III: ANOTHER SEQUAL!
oh how happy he will be...
....well...alright.
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...forget I asked...
Come on, let's go into the cantina! Adventure awaits!
....just imagine what all the DSSF people would say if they could see you now 
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