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Michael Howland
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(10/23/05 2:03 am)
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Nothing to do with Improv but...
Jesus, stupid people drive me crazy.

I've had no less then 20 people come into my hotel looking for a room tonight. They're shocked when I tell them we're sold out! Every hotel in Vegas is sold out too! My goodness, hotel rooms are hard to come by on a weekend in Las Vegas? Morons! I always get the same questions.

Dumbass: You have any rooms?

Me: No, we 're sold out.

Dumbass: Well, do you have any suggestions?

Me: Yeah, don't come to Vegas on a weekend without a reservation.

Idiots.

Mike Howland
mike@sincityimprov.com

Edited by: Michael Howland at: 10/23/05 2:04 am
The Discoman
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(10/25/05 10:30 am)
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Re: Nothing to do with Improv but...
The following scenario can be applied to determine the stupid people in all service industries:


Customer: Do you have any __________?

Service Provider: No. I'm sorry, we 're sold out/it's unavailable/we don't carry that.

Customer: Well, do you have any suggestions?

Service Provider: Yeah, dumbass*. Plan ahead or go somewhere else.


*Note: the phrase "dumbass" is merely a suggestion. Other appropriate monikors may include: douchebag, asshole, numb-nuts, whore, or the ever-appropriate (yet dripping in sarcasm and loathing) sir/maam.

"I became insane with horrible periods of Sanity"--E.A. Poe

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Enrico Fermi
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(10/25/05 3:19 pm)
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Re: Nothing to do with Improv but...
Yea, stupid people drive me crazy too...

I know this one guy that tried to bluff someone off a $250 pot with Ace high when he was positive that the other guy had the bottom end of the full house.

Now what kind of idiot calls with the bottom full house! And on top, what kind of idiot tries to bluff a guy with a full house.

Poker is for losers...

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