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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 32
(11/3/05 7:56 am)
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Lord Slim Jims Transformation
*Lord Slim Jim walks thru his ship to his quarters where he is in in deep meditation... over the last few days his eyes have changed from there baby blue color to a deep evil yellow color.. the dark silly side of the force can be felt by all as they pass him... it has manafesed into a strange red glowing aura around him... *
*if one thought it seems the Dark Silly Side has choosen the new dark lord on its own instead of it being handed down..*
*lord slim jim does not see this remaining loyal to Count Boobu and to his fellow Dssf members... but only one may wonder if they tried to exploit this for good or for evil... no one will ever truely know...*
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 33
(11/3/05 10:31 am)
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Re: Lord Slim Jims Transformation
*lord slim jims eyes open up and he leaves his quarters and walks to the bridge of his ship. he looks over the clone crew*
LSJ: My soilders make us ready we will be assualting the death tot and bringing an end to this war... after the last battle we turned the tide and destroyed the lssf on planet taters... now is the time to eliminate the LSSF..
LSJ: Once again darkness will rule... carry out my orders till the bitter end and be rewarded..
*He makes a fist and shakes it the whole ship shakes as if his fist is makign the ship shake*
*He points in the direction of the death tot*
LSJ: MOVE OUT
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Alcolyte Ackbar
Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 375
(11/3/05 1:10 pm)
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Re: Lord Slim Jims Transformation
*Meanwhile, in orbit above Captiol, Ackbar, CB, Lord Puppy, and Delta sit in a private Rec. hall, playing poker.*
Lord CB, inspecting his hand: I raise thirty.
Ackbar: Hmm, I gues I'm out.
Lord Puppy: I'm out too.
Delta: I'll see.
*The poker droid at the center of the table deals the last of 5 cards, the river.*
CB: 
Umm.....
I raise five.
Delta: Oh no. I'm going all in. Are you...
*Under the table, CB flicks his rist*
Delta: TOO RICH FOR MY BLOOD. I'M OUT.
*As CB collects his winnings gleefully, Ackbar and Puppy stare, astonished, at both of them.
Puppy: What happened Delta? I thought you had a good hand for sure.
Delta: .....what happened? Wait, I lost?
Ackbar: 
*CB whistles innocently, stacking his pile of chips.*
CB: Well, um, so does anyone here no where LSJ is? Didn't you tell him were we were doing poker night this week, Ackbar?
Ackbar: I left a message with his relay droid personally. Odd, its not like him to miss poker night.
Puppy: Maybe he had other things to do. And he has been acting a bit strange since the battle.
Ackbar: I noticed that too. I wonder if fighting those Shisnos inflated his ego too much.
CB: Nah, besides, what could he do even if that was the case? Launch an unscheduled attack into LSSF space, disrupting our plans and risking DSSF personnel and hardware, despite the fact we don't have accurate data on the location of the Death Tot, the Consortium leadership, or any major LSSF fleet?
*Everyone looks at each other for a long moment in silence.*
Lord Puppy: Were in trouble.
Edited by: Alcolyte Ackbar  at: 11/3/05 1:12 pm
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 35
(11/3/05 1:19 pm)
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Re: Lord Slim Jims Transformation
*Lord Slim Jims ship exits hyper space into LSSF space... just out of the range of the death tot*
lsj: excellent... prepare for attack i am going to blow up that abomination once and for all...
*he makes a fist and his face now sports a evil grin as if he is enjoying the newly found power the dssf has bestowed upon him*
lsj: the DSSF will rule the galaxy and i will make them suffer for ruining all our fun... this is going to be fun...
lsj: and for the shivino's i will hunt them down one by one... i will make sure they all suffer... no one will stop me...
lsj: they will all fear the name Dantee... the Darkest Lord of the Silly Sith.
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 36
(11/3/05 2:07 pm)
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Re: Lord Slim Jims Transformation
*Lord Slim Jim pulls his cloak over himself and walks off the bridge.. 2 clone troopers follow*
clone 1: my lord we have found a oom probe droid... we have eliminated it but it would seem the punishment knows our current location...
clone2: it seems that Count Boobu and the rest of the DSSF have just realized you are planning to take on the lssf with this single ship...
clone 1: which we might add is going to be sucessful my lord as you designed this ship and it the strongest in the fleet.
LSJ: hmmmm... get me a comm to OOM... i may have use for his disposable army... and contact Lord Boobu... let him know victory is upon us... and i will bring glory to the galaxy.
*lord slim jim continues to a ready room where ther 2 clone troopers leave him as he enters in... the doors close *
*in the room a secure comm to oom is made*
oom: Lord Slim Jim i never thought you would contact me i must say its an honor.
LSJ: Stow the pleasantrys oom... i am taking down the LSSF.. you can assist me and destroy them or you will suffer there same fate.. it is your choice...
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Grand Admiral Malness
Member
Posts: 27
(11/3/05 2:25 pm)
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Re: Lord Slim Jims Transformation
-Suddenly a fleet of 20 Hoecake Cruisers emerges from Hyperspace, and with them, legions of Pimpjuice fighters.-
-Leading the capitol ship, Pimp Of The Year, is Commander Salnos.-
Salnos: Ah, there he is. That arrogant bastard, Lord Slim Jim.
-Salnos rises from his command chair and takes a walk around the command station, where his fellow Polygamy Troopers are operating the consoles that control the main functions of the ship. He also gets ahold of a remote transmitter to the comm device, in order to speak with all the personnel of the fleet.-
Salnos: Men, today we face an enemy that has become so drunk with their victory, that they would arrogantly send out a single vessel in order to ascertain the location of our marvelous base. What they fail to realize is that their feeble attempts to locate our base will ultimately, and utterly fail. Today, we will show the DSSF that arrogance and egotism will not win them the war! And today they will suffer the consequences for believing that we will shrink back in the face of defeat! Destroy Lord Slim Jim and watch those DSSF run and hide like the cowards they are!
-The speech gets a positive reaction out of the entire fleet.-
-The squadrons of Pimpjuice fighters blanket LSJ's ship with electric silly string.-
Salnos: Make the Admiral proud, men!
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Dark Soul Warrior
Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 140
(11/3/05 2:32 pm)
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Re: Lord Slim Jims Transformation
*After eating a nice lunch, Rendoxoll hovers to OOM-8's room, to ask for his next plans. Yes, Rendoxoll was rescued shortly before Planet Taters was razed.*
RENDOXOLL: Greetings sir. I was wondering if...
OOM-8: SILENCE! This is perhaps the turning point of this war!
RENDOXOLL: Sir?
OOM-8: Rendoxoll, I have just contacted with the DSSF, with Colonel Dante Cryavnte, also known as Darth Slim Jim!
RENDOXOLL: Holy slim jim poles! But wasn't the DSSF your worst enemy and then the LSS...
OOM-8: SHUT UP!! Can't you see? Victory is in front of us, in a golden door wich says, "Sillyverse's Doom"!
RENDOXOLL: Oh... you mean your wardrobe's door? *points to a golden door wich says, "Sillyverse's Doom", adn wich is actually OOM-8 wardrobe*
OOM-8: No fool, it was metaphorical. Hey wait a second - my clothes are already incorporated ot my body, why I have a wardrobe!? And what is inside!?
*Rendoxoll shrugs and talks about some growling he heard inside these days*
OOM-8: Whatever. Look, Dantee seems to know the location of the Death Tot!
RENDOXOLL: Well, we know it too, we have been two times there. You, that is.
OOM-8: Yeah... ummm... but now, Dantee asks us for joining him in the attack! It's our opportunity for... *OOM ducks and starts whispering Rendoxoll in the ear (or sound sensors if you prefer it that way  . He then gets up.*
RENDOXOLL: Okay... but... if we are alone, why you whispering?
OOM-8: Because, my dear Astromech prototype, we don't want THEM *points to you - yes YOU, then one sat there reading this silly war* to know! Okay. You direct teh attack. But do it as I said you!
RENDOXOLL: YES SIR!
*Rendoxoll leaves, whipering to himself something about OOM being crazy and a big fool*
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 37
(11/3/05 6:37 pm)
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Re: Lord Slim Jims Transformation
lsj: launch all fighters and cloak the ship i want my assualt on the death tot to be sweet victory
*cosing his fist as 2 fighters fly by and explodes as if he just crushed them however it was 1 of the pimpjuice fighters along with a arc 170.*
lsj: move it i want to take down this death tot.... the lssf will fall
*the ship cloaks and moves rather quickly as the snub fighters continue to battle in space*
lsj: the DSS is telling me that we will have to destroy those cruisers first but they shall be no match ready my personal ship... you men will take on the cruisers while i board the death tot...
*a transmition comes in from count boobu*
CB: lord slim jim what are you doing... it was poker night
lsj: i am taking down the lssf once and for all... i am going to finally bring epic hilarity to the galaxy alone with the dss peace...
CB: we were not ready for this we were going to regroup and then attack.. this is suicide
lsj: it is not suicide... my men are ready to fight to the end... i will board the death tot and destroy it from the inside... come with me if you wish the DSS will guide me thru this.
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Imperial Colonel Dantee Cryvante
Darth Slim Jim
Posts: 38
(11/4/05 5:21 am)
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Re: Lord Slim Jims Transformation
*the ship moves into postion a lone eta2-actis fighter launches from his cruiser and flies to the death tot and just as he arrives the hologram of the death tot fades*
*the cruisers vanish aswell*
lsj: THEY DARE MOCK ME WITH A FAKE DEATH TOT!!!
lsj: i said i would destroy the death tot and i will
*comms to his ship*
lsj: get back to DSSF space i want them annialated.. also call in all hk-70 droids and available cruisers... this is the final battle and we will be victorious
*lord slim jims fighter shoots off into hyperspace back to the super duper silly star*
*somewhere in a staging facility in space 30 republic assualt cruisers lay in wait as they now receive the go ahead to jump into postion they all hyperspace towards the super duper silly star*
*it seems as if this will be the final battle of the silly wars... will the dssf annihlate the lssf.. it seems Lord Slim Jim Beleives so as he has had this armada of his hidden.. and will the oom droids come in to help the lssf or the dssf only time will tell*
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