mikesmate
Would love to be Piazza's Fling
USA
Posts: 816
(10/22/02 7:31 am)
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Liver and Cheese
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street
when they see a beautiful, enticing, female French Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort
to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in
front of her at the same time. The males are speechless
before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping
for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three
suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them "The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up
quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no
imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden
Retriever and said "How well can you do?
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless.
That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says,
"How about you,little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big
in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the
Golden Retriever and the Lab and says ......
"LIVER ALONE, CHEESE MINE."
 
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MetsGirl
I Love WIGGY!!!....
USA
Posts: 3448
(10/22/02 7:50 pm)
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Re: Liver and Cheese
awwwwwwww how cute!!!
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