I suppose I shouldn't let this thread die, it's a good one. Looks like nobody is going to be checking for a while though... :-/
1. What is your favorite word?
Serendipitous.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Schnook'ems.
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Originality.
4. What turns you off?
Childish behavior (kinda hypocritical)
5. What is your favorite curse word?
"Son-of-a-turd-dunker"
6. What sound or noise do you love?
A female voice (as long as its not too whiny)
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
A trunk rattling from too much bass as it drives down the street
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Professional actor would be great, that or a paranormal investigator, or a master physicist working on the next big invention... so many choices.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Animal artificial inseminator - you know, that guy that has to jack off male horses to put it in the female horses...
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"See that chick over there, I totally did her"