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Little Red Jen
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(6/1/06 5:56 am)
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Inside the Actor's Studio Questionnaire
Thought it might be fun to introduce the infamous questions "originally invented by Mr. Bernard Pivot" (imagine irritating French accent there), posed by the ingratiating Mr. Lipton.


1. What is your favorite word?
Aurora Borealis.

2. What is your least favorite word?
Phlegm.

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Quick wit. Intelligence. Creating.

4. What turns you off?
Physically, bad breath.
Emotionally, pomposity. Self-admiration.

5. What is your favorite curse word?
"Holy shitballs".

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Kids laughing.
Chopin played extremely well on the piano.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Screaming baby in quiet adult place.
Talking during a movie/performance.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I would like to be a novelist.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Telemarketer.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Go back down there. You get another try."

Enrico Fermi
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(6/8/06 4:25 pm)
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Re: Inside the Actor's Studio Questionnaire
I suppose I shouldn't let this thread die, it's a good one. Looks like nobody is going to be checking for a while though... :-/


1. What is your favorite word?
Serendipitous.

2. What is your least favorite word?
Schnook'ems.

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Originality.

4. What turns you off?
Childish behavior (kinda hypocritical)

5. What is your favorite curse word?
"Son-of-a-turd-dunker"

6. What sound or noise do you love?
A female voice (as long as its not too whiny)

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
A trunk rattling from too much bass as it drives down the street

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Professional actor would be great, that or a paranormal investigator, or a master physicist working on the next big invention... so many choices.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Animal artificial inseminator - you know, that guy that has to jack off male horses to put it in the female horses...

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"See that chick over there, I totally did her"

sroeben
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(6/19/06 12:17 am)
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Re: Inside the Actor's Studio Questionnaire
1. What is your favorite word?
Harder.

2. What is your least favorite word?
No.

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Adoration.

4. What turns you off?
Castration.

Are we learning about me yet?

5. What is your favorite curse word?
I don't think people should cuss.

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Laughter.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
A lone cricket.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What's a "profession"?

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Does "having a profession" count as a profession I would not like to do?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Why do you always seem to insist on capitalizing my name when I don't even exist?"

Good stuff, Jen, thanks.

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