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Old Toby


(11/17/02 9:26 am)
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I AM OOFINN!
Quote:
From: "diannahh" <sean45@heavymail.com>
To: roundedthird@yahoo.com
Date: Sun, 17 Nov 2002 04:13:19 -0800
Subject: Hello oofinn Become in the know

Dear oofinn Protect your family with knowledge

*insert various spamola which I will not reproduce here*


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The Ray




(11/18/02 11:26 pm)
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Knowledge protection, please. - Missus C R Alllllen


Mommy, why is the green lady HURTING so much? Mommy?

Edited by: The Ray at: 11/18/02 11:29:13 pm
Old Toby


(11/19/02 1:14 pm)
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The Matrix has her...
Now I control the oofinnverse. :rockon

The Ray




(11/20/02 4:32 pm)
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How come YOU get a universe! All I've got is Allentown!
Goddamn billy joel with his goddamn sweet peas in the truck barrage of cabbage oh my lordy lord the deep is soaking, soaking, soaking in the light blue sea of semen-y seamen on the shores of Yorkshire puppy dogs and loafer omnipo-

-oh wait. That's not this thread. That's the other thread. Stop cutting in with the knot-tying and the scissors, Oofin!

Or should I call you by your true name, "Mommy"? Why IS that lady like that that, you bitch!

Old Toby


(11/23/02 7:39 pm)
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Hah Hah! Oofinn has oofinnmorphed into Ooffire! Hah Hah!
Quote:
From: "sfery" <quistis@usermail.com>
To: roundedthird@yahoo.com
Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 20:24:15 -0800
Subject: Hi ooffire ! Amazing Attract the other sex like a magnet

*insert two sex magnets about to sex it up spamstyle*


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The Ray




(12/4/02 10:34 pm)
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C. Allen, R password "*******"
Quote:
Reply-To : <sandra1983@regards.net>
To : <r_c_allen@hotmail.com>
Subject : are you coming back?
Date : Tue, 03 Dec 2002 11:25:09 -0700

My name is Sonya, I'm glad that you e-mailed me. I'm looking forward to getting together and having some fun. I am 22 and single. I am a working as a swimsuit model right now. My measurements are 36-24-35. Guys seem attracted to my D cup breasts. But there is more to me than my boobs!

http://www.cindysec.com/xxxfree/?aid=825074

I have a personal website with more info about me. It is free, and gives you a chance to get to know me better. I have many of my photos online so you can see what I look like before you decide if you want to meet me. These are my personal pictures, you won't find them anywhere else. My personal e-mail and contact info is also there.

http://www.cindysec.com/xxxfree/?aid=825074

There's a lot more info about me there, some great pictures,
and this is also the best way to get ahold of me. So check me
out and see what you think, hopefully you'll be interested!
I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR TIME!

http://www.cindysec.com/xxxfree/?aid=825074

Have a great day,
Sonya


It's true. Guys only "seem" attracted to her D cup breasts. Heh. But really, folks, in comparison to the usual fare of "SHROPSHIRE HORSES ram TEENAGE ASIAN HARDCORE with SOY SAUCE and ANCHOVY BYPRODUCT!" she's downright homely and polite in her offers. Go ahead, check up on that link. Go ahead, use your work computer during office hourse. Go ahead, do so in full view of your boss and other co-workers.

Are you coming back? :laugh

Edited by: The Ray at: 12/4/02 10:38:00 pm
The Ray




(12/4/02 10:42 pm)
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I was done for the night, but then I saw this....
Quote:

From : Lindsey Wiebe <wiebel@uvic.ca>
To : <r_c_allen@hotmail.com>
Subject : For You
Date : Mon, 18 Nov 2002 22:53:54 -0800





Best friends forever, Lindsey. :rollin

[Edit : This in no way undermines the gift of lascivious greenhumping boobery and the resulting lifelong friendship therein, but I can't get the EzCode Quoting to work on image links. Thus, I must make do with crappy attempts to imitate the necessary effects. Please to be distracted by the lascivious greenhumping, amen, amen, amen, amen, amen, amen, amen, amen.]

Edited by: The Ray at: 12/4/02 10:58:28 pm
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