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Old Toby (4/9/02 9:23 pm) Reply	Here's a rant you can take home to mom I swear, the next fucker who uses the phrase "movie magic" to describe film and effects techniques that can be generated on just about any personal computer out there is gonna get a boot in the ass. BOOT! Jesus, are we still little kids from the 50's. "Gee fuckin' whiz, Mom. How'd they make that spider look so goddamn big on that screen up there? Gosh golly fuck I'm ig'nrt, Ma." Movie magic... Get the fuck outta here with that crap. Every goddamn entertainment show out there... "Now, let's go behind the scenes to take a look at how the makers of Big Goddamn Spider created their movie magic..." Cut to geek: "I just used my goddamn computer, that's all." Like we haven't seen this shit on every goddamn DVD that's ever been released. "Well, shit! They used some kind of crazy goddamn blue screen behind the guy, and then added that son'bitch spider behind him. Holy mother of ass, I'm ig'nrt!!!" ASS! Stop retarding everything for us, you bastards. "Special effects" will do fine. "Visual trickery". "Eye Lies". Whatever. Just cut out the googly woogly "movie magic" let's-shit-our-pants-it's-so-goddamn-amazing bullshit. We're not impressed! PANTS! Suck it, ILM. Edited by: Old Toby at: 4/9/02 9:24:43 pm
Natar The Terrible Secret of Space (4/10/02 12:40 am) Reply	golly geez... and stuff. As an aspiring digital artist, I'm somewhat insulted... but slightly more amused. I had a signature once, but then I wondered... what's the point?
ijo na kusai desu (4/10/02 12:48 am) Reply	you just ruined it for me You mean there is no such thing as magic? _____________________ There was a point to this narrative, but it has presently escaped the chronicler's mind. -Douglas Adams
Old Toby (4/10/02 7:23 am) Reply	Bah! Poozles! Just don't call it "magic" when you hit the big time, Nat. That word should be reserved only for explaining how cars work. Toby
Pepper the Mad (4/11/02 9:58 am) Reply	I orgasmed and then sat down for a while! Only hicks use that term now, Skeeter. Hicks also got me thinkun that fireflies are just regular flies moving at the speed of light, but they don't a mean nothin' by it, hyuk hyuk!
Old Toby (7/3/02 10:14 am) Reply	Life imitates (and irritates) Toby OMFG A BIG GODDAMN SPIDER HOW THE FUCK DID THEY DO THAT HOLY SHIT!!!
The Ray (7/14/02 9:41 pm) Reply	Dragons. Helicopters. Why can't this movie kick ass? cries It's like someone decided to purposefully fuck up the best cinema concept of all time.
Old Toby (8/9/02 2:35 pm) Reply	Gee. Fucking. Whiz. Mom. Edited by: Old Toby at: 8/9/02 2:41:35 pm
wheniwoke Here to protect us... then kill us (8/13/02 12:55 pm) Reply	Re: Gee. Fucking. Whiz. Mom. Holy crap! I don't believe my eyes! Entertainment Weekly ruins everything for me.

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