Guilds
We've had a few technical difficluties, so we'll have to assign guilds the hard way . Original we wanted to create an online test, but we're having trouble finding one that suits our needs (and is free, low budget here). So if you know of a site where we can move our test, please post it here! Currently we're working through e-mail.
So here it goes:
Which Guild do you belong in?
1) A fire begins to consume your work bench, you:
A) Put it out, rebuild the bench and try to repeat the expirement
B) Form a bucket chain, knocking over 2 associates with a ladder in the process
C) Climb out a window, into an alley, scale a wall and escape without being seen
D) Don't worry, your neighbors have a bench like that, and they'll be away all week...
2) Someone tosses and orange at you, you:
A) Duck & cover!!!!!
B) Let it hit you smack in your forehead, stagger backwards into a bookself starting a domino effect
C) Let it bounce harmlessly off your shoulder. An orange? No threat there.
3) If you could be any animal you would be a:
A) Toy poodle
B) Cat, silent sneaky animals cats are
C) cockroach, those bugs can survive anything
4) Greatest fear:
A) A lady idlely swinging her handbag
B) Biliard balls
C) Being seen without make up on
D) Not being properly introduced
5) In school you were always:
A) Teacher's pet
B) copying other people's homework
C) The science geek
D) Class clown
6) Do you have good reflexes?
A) yes
B) no
7) Like pulling stupid pranks?
A) Oh yeah!
B) Pranks are beneath me
C) Not so much
8.) BOO! Jumpy?
A) AHHHH!
B) *blinks* no, never
So there you have it, to gain admitance to a guild either e-mail us your answers (in order) at Magic_of_Discworld@yahoo.com or post them below (they will be deleted as soon as we evaluate them) and we'll notify you about your guild and give you access to it asap. You may only belong to one guild.
*If e-mailing results be sure to inlcude your user name here & and specify global or local user, we need that info to grant you access into your guild
I'll find a few minutes to take the quiz at some point, but for now I just thought I'd drop you this link www.selectsmart.com/FREE where you might be able to host the quiz online.
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Commandress of the City Watch
(1/1/03 1:00 am) Reply
It's...you!!!
Well, well...look who has finally surfaced...
YOU FAILED!!! Congratulations--you are the first person to have failed the test! Thank you for utterly confusing me with your very unique system of numbering (Ms. K would be killing me...remember the outburst? 'Unique is...unique! Not, kind of unique! Not, very unique! JUST UNIQUE!')
Oh, all right, I have to let you in! Since we don't have a Beggar's Guild...
You are a...Thief! That seems to be popular. I'll open up the guild in a sec (you impatient person)!
Yippee! Another American ^_^
Mrs Grim
"I'm just here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum."
--Yu-gi-oh
Commandress of the City Watch
(1/1/03 3:04 pm) Reply
Re: Guilds
Evil laugh? Riiiight...We'll see about that! You don't scare me!!! Unless you have an evil plot the involves my car and construction cones and, eventually, paint.
See, SPF? I finally got her here. Took long enough...Oh--are you still making SPF a backbone? She really needs one badly, you know. Or two.
Go post!
Mrs Grim
"I'm just here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum."
--Yu-gi-oh
Re: Guilds
I always have an evil plot stored up; I am a thief. Yes SPF will be getting a backbone as soon as I can manage it. And you might be getting a certain sweet-loving demon. But enough, this IS a site for TP after all.
Ceramicgorgon
squirel52 Out of mind, be back... sometime
(2/2/03 3:35 am) Reply
Re: Guilds
ahhh.. so many theives.. so little time...
Ah ha... lets steal some time!
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This little pig went to Hades
This little pig stayed home
This little pig ate raw and steaming human flesh
This little piggy violated virgins
And this little pig clambered over a heap of dead bodies to get to the top
Patrician with faithful Luggage
(2/3/03 9:14 pm) Reply
Re: guilds
I'm afraid you have to be an ezboar member to join a guild. Sorry, but the way the board is set up it won't let non-ezboard members in the guilds because they're password protected. If you do feel like joining, just post here again and say who you are because I already figured out where you would go.
. Original we wanted to create an online test, but we're having trouble finding one that suits our needs (and is free, low budget here). So if you know of a site where we can move our test, please post it here! Currently we're working through e-mail. 
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