Charra Loon
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(5/19/03 3:06 pm)
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Guess Who?
Blaring guitars and scream voices.
"If you listen to Fools the Mob Rules! The Mob Rules!"
The music fades out and another voice can be heard.
"You are now tuned into WMOB 103.3 The Mob!"
"Good morning, Limbo! And it's a beautiful day today, do you people know why?"
"Uh, besides the anniversary of the 'tragic' death of the late not-so-great Stan? GLORY HALLELUAH! I thought that guy would never kick the bucket what with his attorney going through all those appeals!"
"Yes, yes, I know, but you know, he was, technically, murdered, not executed. Word on the street was that good ol' Brightlight sought to save the people some tax dollars, but when he arrived on the Penal Planet, they found Stan hanging...literally."
"Did they find the guy who did it or was it a suicide?"
"The hanging was post-mortum, it's said, but he really was choked to death."
"To whoever killed Stan, myself (and the rest of this God forsaken galaxy) extend our thanks!"
"And speaking of politics, look out folks, it's elections year! Poor Xander's a hop, skip and a jump away from the Asylum Planet and his newest deputy is making headlines!"
"Oh dear gods, what's this one done?"
"Oh, nothing much, just ate a SilverHawk's wedding proposal at a state dinner, but other than that, he's also the first Terran to hold a government position of this magnitude in Limbo history!"
"Terran, as in human?!"
"Duh, what else is Terran? Society also votes him as Limbo's most elegible bachelor. Good luck, pal!"
"We interrupt this barage of gossip for an unbreaking news story! The specialty calendar featuring Limbo's hottest ladies is on the market! Be warned, guys, turn to May and it's chop-chop to those special parts that keep your women happy at night!"
"Oh, most definitely true; I hear any Peacekeepers who purchase the calendar rig it so that they don't see the May picture. Any idea why?"
"Gee, I don't know. Maybe it has to do with the onslaught of castrations Brightlight's been donating to whoever so much as drools at the thought of May, considering that it's his wife!"
"Whoa nelly! I heard he's going to be participating in the next specialty calendar!"
"Oh really? Is it like this one?"
"Yep, only men! I heard his wife, 'persuaded' him to do it."
"Persuaded how? We both know that Squid's as shy as a turtle in his shell, except when it comes to his woman."
"I heard it's either participate or the couch."
"OUCH!!! That has gotta be extreme. So, what'll he be in? May like his wife for "Military Appreciation month" or the entire summer season?"
"Don't know; maybe both. We'll just have to see..."
"Either way, this is gonna be interesting!!! So until next time, kitties..."
"STAY TUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!"
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