mikesmate
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(10/23/02 9:00 am)
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 Four Letter Words
A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their
honeymoon. When they got back from the honeymoon, the
bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple
of hours away.
"Well, darling," said her mom, "how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mother," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful!
So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon
as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language...
Stuff I'd never heard before... Really terrible 4-letter
words... You've got to come get me and take me home.
PLEASE MOTHER!"
And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.
But honey," the mother countered, "WHAT 4-letter words?"
"I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're
too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!"
"Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset...
Tell mother the 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother....words like:
DUST...WASH......IRON....COOK
 
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